#chyanne speaks

[thechy-fychannel]

"House isn't my— we're not gay."

"if you die, I'm alone."

"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"

"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"

"I need you to tell me that you love me."

"you have everything you need right here. We both do."

"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"

"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."

"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"

[sunny-flake]

me & my friend did Pomme & Chayanne Cosplays :D

I am Pomme, that is my flute lmao <3

[silas-is-sleepy]

Frantically going through liveblogs to find out what happened while I was at school time

[thechy-fychannel]

I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

[thechy-fychannel]

Same energy

[charlovejoy]

“At least in this lifetime we’re sticking together”

a sugarduo QMSP angst story

“Look he was here before you, I’m sorry!” Philzas words stuck in Forevers mind as he got ready for the after party of Roier and Cellbits wedding, god how he longed for a lover he would someday do this with, he longed for Philza, but he knew Philza would never accept his love.

he wasn’t going to let that stop him though. While getting ready, forever picks up the custom shirt he made to surprise Phil lter that day and throws it on under his suit, hell he didn’t know what he’d do if Phil denied his love for him again.

While walking out the door, he saw philza standing with Tallulah and Chyanne, when his eyes landed on chyanne a sad look crossed his face. He knew that Phil already had a lover, Missa, and he knew phil wouldn’t leave Missa for a guy like him.

He shakes his head and looks away, but Philza notices his sad look and decides to walk over to him. “You doing alright mate?, You look upset. Do you need anything?”

Forever lowers his head as he walks away from Philza, trying to ignore Phil and Chyanne. Philza gives forever a sad look, then looks to Chyanne.“You think he’s alright?” Chyanne gives Phil a sad look and puts down a sign and writes “I’m not sure, maybe try talking again”

Philza walks back up to forever, calling out, “WAIT FOREVER, WAIT UP!” Forever looked back at him, stopping in his tracks. “What do you want Philza? Philza was surprised by Forevers tone, giving him a confused look. “Umm…you alright?, you seem really upset. Did I do anything?”

Forever just looks at Phil and quietly speaks “just..a bit jealous” as he lowers his head again. Phil, again, looks confused “Why, why are by you jealous forever, shouldn’t you be happy that your friends getting married?” “I-it’s not about that, It’s about you..”

Phil looks at forever, then let’s out a small “oh…look forever I know you don’t know when to quit but you know I can’t be with you, I’m with Missa, hell we have a kid!” Even though Forever dosent look at Phil, a tear falls down his face. “I-I know, I can’t help it phil..”

Philza pulls Forever into a hug, rubbing his back in a comforting manner. “I know mate I know..and again I’m sorry, let’s just go back to the party, maybe it can take your mind off it” Forever cries a bit more, wiping his eyes so he doesn’t get any tears on Phil’s suit.

“Y-yeah…let’s go” his voice is strained and tried, but he sounds a little less sad. He lets go of Phil. “You can go ahead..I’ll catch up to you later” Phil gives him a bit confused look but then decides to nod and looks at Forever again. “If you say so mate..I’ll see you”

Forever walks over to the, now distorted (due to quackity) wedding venue, he looks at the crater then takes a deep breath., then in his head, he speaks- “Maybe it would be better for Phil and his family if I just, you know jumped” Then he closes his eyes, and jumps.

When he lands, he feels a sharp pain in his chest but he isn’t dead, which is a problem in his books, he realizes he has a lava bucket in his inventory. He places it beneath him, feeling the burns on his skin grow as the time goes on but then a water bucket is placed under him.

He wasn’t the one who placed the bucket, but Phil was. “Mate, what the FUCK are you doing?! You said you would *huff* you said you would come to the party, w-why are you..trying to do this!!” Forever winces in pain and guilt as he puts his head on Phil’s shoulder.

“I-I thought it would’ve been better, f-for you and your family if I just..left” Phil’s eyes widen and he hugs forever tighter, some tears of his own rolling down his face. “W-what no..no Forever that wouldn’t make anything better for us..I would’ve been horrified mate..”

Forever cried into Phil’s shoulders a lot harder than before, “you really don’t have to stay..you can’t go..I didn’t mean to ruin your nigh-“ Philza cut him off, and spoke with a sad but determined voice. “No…this time we’re sticking together..”

As more tears fall down Forevers face.. he knew he wasn’t going to say no to that.

[END]

[thechy-fychannel]

Here's some fun facts about different characters from House that aren't canon but they're completely true (i just made them up)

Chase is lactose intolerant but eats insane amounts of dairy anyways bc he believes it increases his tolerance or smth idk

Taub was raised by his lesbian aunt(s)

Foreman was reigning champion of his schools spelling bee for all 4 years of highschool

Cameron once shoplifted a tube of lipgloss as a dare when she was a teen and she felt so guilty afterwards that she threw up. it still haunts her to this day

House doesn't like mushrooms (it's a texture thing)

Wilson's teachers tried to force him to write with his right hand as a kid so he's practically ambidextrous but his handwriting is god awful with either hand

Thirteen owns every single Alanis Morissette album

Kutner was actually one of the original developers behind Angry Birds

Cuddy was unbeatable at beer pong in college. She still is if you get enough liquor in her

Amber was a nanny for her first few years in med school and she hated it so much that she swore off ever having kids

Park was in her high school marching band and can play a mean trumpet

[lgcakira]

hello everyone! my name is chyann, you can call me chy, and i’ve been eyeing up this place for a while before finally deciding to give it a shot, so this is my first time here. this is my lovely son, okamoto akira! he’s an absolute ray of sunshine and warmth and i’m really excited to have him here now! i haven’t been able to get up much about him. such as plots so we’ll be brainstorming for a bit, but here is his profile and under the cut i’ll provide a short lil rundown . if you like this i’ll be sliding on into your dms to plot and chat, but you can also add me on discord (chy#6149) if you prefer and just let me know who you are, but other than that thank you for all the sweet welcomes so far!

born and raised in osaka, japan and had never lived anywhere else until moving to south korea at 19 years old

bit of a miracle baby after his parents struggled for many years to conceive at all

his parents one and only pride and joy, had a great  childhood. he’s very close with them both

though they would have preferred he followed their footsteps into a more scientific or teaching career, they support his passion for dancing unconditionally

basically been dancing since he could walk, the styles he would consider his favorites would be ballet and contemporary. those were his main focuses prior to becoming a trainee

dancing came naturally to him from the start and he quickly decided that’s what he wanted to do for the rest of his life

never really attended “regular"schools, but instead performing arts schools where he excelled 

(eating disorder tw) was always a bit “above average” in weight compared to his classmates and received some harsh criticisms and comments from both them and instructors.resorted to extreme dieting tactics first at the age of 14 (restricting calories and over-exercising) in attempt to quickly improve this and swore he’d find a healthier regimen after he reached his goal

he made an effort to do so like he said he would but found himself resorting back to his previous ways after seeing the numbers on the scale increase even slightly

it was a routine he struggled to break from until he was 18, when his parents and friends forced him into treatment in his mind he’s recovered and all is well as he’s found a healthy diet and simple exercise plan that helps keep him healthy but where he needs to be but in reality his relationship with his weight and body image is still unstable and he finds himself skipping meals, not eating as much as he should, or spending to much time in the gym on occasion (end tw)

auditioned for legacy at their tokyo auditions in january 2017 shortly after turning 19 years old (int) with some friends and soon was off to south korea

he spoke no korean upon arriving and struggled slightly at first to learn but eventually got the hang of it and speaks with little to no issue, though the accent never fully went away

he’s in the senior male morning training session and lives in dorm i, if you were curious

he doesn’t have a part-time job on top of being a trainee, his parents are generous enough to send him a small allowance every week. though he doesn’t spend much at all and just saves it for the most part

overall akira is a very bright person, could easily be described as a ray of sunshine with his warm and welcoming aura and kind personality.very much the preaches about self-love and confidence but struggles with it on his own type of person. but will forever be a dose of positivity and a hype man for anyone and everyonehe can be on the quieter side upon meeting but after befriending him he’s much more talkative and tends to tease his friends.  

[thechy-fychannel]

rip greg house you would've loved facetiming your bestie and immediately asking "does this look right?" while pointing the camera directly at your balls

[harryjamesheadcanons]

Time to introduce my other OC, I suppose...

Chyanne Drake was born in 1998 to two small business owners who had no idea about the war that was surrounding them, but received a quick education in the world of witchcraft and wizardry when their bright, intense daughter received her Hogwarts letter. 

She’s smart, independent, and went through a dragon phase from ages six to twelve. She learned all the lore she could get her Muggle hands on, and then was delighted to find that the Ravenclaw common room had near a hundred volumes on more detailed, concrete dragon lore written by real live witches and wizards. The obsession faded into the background of her personality, but could be easily accessed during a particularly interesting Care of Magical Creatures lesson or when a new novel featuring a dragon character or plot makes it runs through the Hogwarts collective consciousness. 

When she meets Teddy Lupin, in their collective first Divination class their fifth year, where they share a table and tea leaves, she learns that the only other person her year who had to start an elective two years late happens to have an uncle with a whole ranch dedicated to dragons, and immediately decides that she has to see it. She implores her favorite teacher - Professor Grubby-Plank - to get her an appointment for a tour, and asks Teddy to back up her request with his personal connection to the place. 

Charlie Weasley and Hagrid - who, legend has it, used to have Professor Grubby-Plank’s job at Hogwarts - are delightful company, homey and serene, and she falls as much in love with them and their home on the ranch as she does with their assortment of dragons. Her particular favorites are the newer hatchlings, but she likes the older dragons, too. The wise ones, who are too far along in their lives to be aggressive anymore, who look like part of the earth they sunbathe on. She finds she could spend an entire day with one of them, if Charlie wouldn’t stop calling her in for dinner. 

At the end of her blissful day on the ranch, he promises her an internship with the ranch as soon as she’s done with school, if she still wants it. Hagrid winks at her from across the table, and starts to tell her all about their routine on the ranch, with his rough accent and too-large gesticulations. Charlie just sips coffee and listens, and Chyanne can feel herself getting more and more excited for the life she can see herself in more clearly than she’s ever been able to see herself in anything before. 

She goes back to Hogwarts with a purpose. Where before, she had felt completely out of place at a school that taught skills she didn’t know how to apply to her life, and nothing she’d grown up thinking was important, she now felt as if she was no longer simply “learning to control her own power” but working towards a career with the thing she’d loved the most in her life. Hogwarts, and life away from her parents, friends, and smartphone, had never seemed like her own choice. But now it could be something magical. 

Chyanne’s parents got to see her graduate before she broke the news to them that she was going to be spending at least the next year on a secluded ranch with two much-older men, two other interns - one from Hogwarts and one from Durmstrang - and thirty four dragons. They’re understandably concerned, but somehow recognize that this is the only thing she’s wanted, and the only place that a girl born in Galway and educated as a witch could possible mold herself into belonging. 

Working on the ranch is wonderful - she finds that after learning the job, there are days when she doesn’t speak to anyone except the dragons, and likes it that way. Charlie asks her if she wants to stay after her internship is over, and she answers that there’s nowhere else on Earth she’d rather be. Dragons, no expectations upon her, and space for a wifi router to boot? What else could a young witch ask for? 

[thechy-fychannel]

she “did the freak” on my cock, which hurt alot.

[oddsarenotinyourfavor]

as if Adzana isn’t tragic enough i have a million ideas and reactions of horrific events and honestly…why?

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[thechy-fychannel]

you know what's really crazy about this? especially with it only being season 1. it tells us point blank that house is the other woman from the very beginning.

your husband ditches you on christmas, gives you some lie about being needed at work. and he's a doctor, he saves lives. so you can't argue with him, you can't get mad. you grit your teeth and entertain your guests and rest assured you're fine, he's a doctor, you're used to being alone on the holidays. and he's at the other woman's house, they're eating dinner together, they're smiling and laughing and your husband is draped over her furniture so causally like that's exactly where he belongs. he wants to be there and he doesn't want to be with you.

it doesnt matter that they didn't have sex, it doesn't matter if they even kissed. that's an affair. the fact that house is a man does not change the fact that it's just pointedly an affair.

alright alright alright alright

[captainholystudentwolf-blog]

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[thegirlswithfeels]

HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF BITCHING ABOUT WHO GETS PARADES AND WHO DOESN'T WE JUST ALL GET EQUAL RIGHTS AND WE CAN ALL HAVE OUR OWN GOD DAMN PARADE