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I didn't get it :( :( :( :( :( :( :( which especially sucks because I got really excited about this specific org after the second interview. and I really thought I had like a 90% shot at it

The hiring manager did ask if I'd be interested in a followup Zoom next week where she could "offer feedback about the interview process and share what stood out about you". Which I did take her up on because what the hell why not. still.

I submitted an application for a job coordinating logistics for a company that runs polar expeditions for teenagers and in my cover letter I mentioned The Terror and said that "I hope your expeditions fare better than John Franklin's!" which is an insane thing to put in a cover letter but I did it anyways because I was in the middle of a job hunting frenzy and I felt insane

well. guess which job I just got offered an interview for

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my favorite always sunny episodes are ones where they're literally just trying to do some normal and fun outing but are so dysfunctional they can't do it... like taking a road trip to the grand canyon and not even being able to leave philly, buying a boat, going to a pool, going to the beach, going to a waterpark, going on a cruise ship, ski trip, etc... they are literally trying to do normal fun things no schemes no plots even though it of course always descends into that. idk if you look past all the insanity i think it's so charming that they literally just want to hang out and do something fun with each other

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Also please tell me where you're from, cos I hear on Tumblr that this phrase is Aussie but I'm Aussie and it doesn't sound fucking Aussie to me. Do foreigners know this? This just seems like a normal fucking sentence.

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thought I had a new place to live locked down only to be hit with a surprise condo-board enforced weight limit for pets. and now the other cheap places I had been looking at before I settled on this one are all gone. killing all the condo boards in the world and then myself

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it was, predictably, a train wreck. thankfully instead of just doubling down the director has elected to pre-record some dialogue and play it through the sound system instead…. small mercies

director for the show I’m currently work on wants the set changers to improvise “bar patron dialogue” while changing one of the more intricate sets I’ve ever worked on 💀💀💀💀

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already I’m here like. this is probably not going to be fun + charming + whimsical like you’re hoping but instead just kind of. weird and uncomfortable and cringey. bar patrons don’t talk like this and they certainly don’t disassemble the bar while doing it 😭😭😭 but also this is SUCH a complicated set change and it needs to happen extremely fast and you want me to improvise a scene every single night while doing it????? not to be a diva but this is not what I thought I was signing up for 🫠

director for the show I’m currently work on wants the set changers to improvise “bar patron dialogue” while changing one of the more intricate sets I’ve ever worked on 💀💀💀💀

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director for the show I’m currently work on wants the set changers to improvise “bar patron dialogue” while changing one of the more intricate sets I’ve ever worked on 💀💀💀💀

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🎉 GAME CHANGER SEASON 7🎉

📅 Premieres April 7th on @dropoutdottv

🎶 Some things never change...

10 episodes. No Game Samers.

The only way to begin is by beginning, so on April 7th - let's begin.

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i see a lot of neurodivergent people talk about how they can't handle bright white overhead lighting at home, so their preference is to have warm/yellow bulbs in lamps as the main source of household lighting, often with colouful neon lights/fairylights/candles as other secondary lighting sources. I feel like this is actually more common than we think but maybe there are some insane people who love or at least are indifferent to bright white overhead lighting. so poll time.

if you say bright white overhead lighting is your main lighting preference please tell me why

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if nothing else though props to the severance team for writing a finale which can be interpreted six different ways and almost everyone is mad about. I haven't felt this alive since tom pushed his wife down the metaphorical stairs in succession

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scrolling through the severance tag like

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did anybody do this yet?

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out of everything that just happened i think mpreg kier was probably the craziest

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WELCOME BACK LOGAN ROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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heyyy so its cool you have a girlfriend heleny or whatever. i'll totally reintegrate btw and she can sit in the cuck chair if you want. why are you locking me out of the body. hello. hello

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the way he rly dgaf when helly steals his walkie like 😭 can he not have his moment for two fucking seconds before mdr has to pull out the anti-establishment conspiracy... its every fucking day with these ppl