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Oh, congratulations!

well

it has been a while since I posted something truly important

life has been... interesting

I've travelled around a bit, wrote some papers about different enviroments, got called to participate in some events here and there

and finally, the most important of all, which literally just happened

YA BOY GOT THEIR CERTIFICATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM FINALLY A FULLY FLEDGED POKEMON PROFESSOR!!!!!!

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I wanted to know if you still can boop people.

I guess?

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R BOOps still on to u?

I cannot escape the boops

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I am gonna lock myself in my lab goodbye

Team rocket is coming for your eggs

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Team rocket is coming for your eggs

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it's more like protecting the world from our cursed knowledge

wait

does rotumblr have a science side?

science side of rotumblr?

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I do know, but there are certain things that the science community agreed to not talk about, like where do eggs come from, what does palafin's transformation looks like, diglett and dugtrio's bodies, etc

wait

does rotumblr have a science side?

science side of rotumblr?

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we don't talk about that

wait

does rotumblr have a science side?

science side of rotumblr?

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Let’s talk Egg Groups!

There are fourteen (14) groups, and most pokémon fall into at least one of them, if not two. The exceptions to these egg groups are legendary pokémon and, of course, ditto.

Egg groups as a whole produce some bizarre hypothetical combinations that would never occur in the wild, and would only be possible via medical intervention. But overlap of species with the same egg groups will occasionally result in wild mixed breeds.

I’ll be covering each egg group in order of frequency! So that means we’ll be starting with the Field egg group in my next post!

In order, the egg groups by list of frequency are:

• Field (332)

• Undiscovered (194)

• Water 1 (124)

• Monster (101)

• Bug (99)

• Mineral (96)

• Grass (93)

• Amorphous (86)

• Flying (85)

• Dragon (81)

• Bipedal (77)

• Fairy (76)

• Water 2 (42)

• Water 3 (38)

On top of all this I’ll be including an image for each group as an example, preferably a wild pokémon!

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Hey! Don't worry. We found Bugsy later. Turns out he was in Goldenrod. Wonder who he was meeting there!

Anyways I had my own question about Pokémon Eggs. Have you noticed if any of them are... Fragile? My friend has told me that Totodile Eggs feel "softer" than Squirtle Eggs, although none have broken, thankfully.

Oh, that's actually completely natural

Pokemon that lay their eggs in water bodies tend to have softer eggs. Due to the water pressure, it's better to have softer and sometimes smaller eggs

It's easy to spot this difference in species like tentacools and toedscools, as the water mon's eggs are smaller and more malleable in comparison to the grass one, despite both pokemon being so similar

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Is it true you and Bugsy do study sessions together? He's been missing from Azalea recently...

Yes, we do sometimes work together. I remember when we made a study about Ilex Forest and it's connection to Celebi (yes, I study other things alongside eggs, I just focus on pokemon breeding a bit more than everything else)

But about him missing... I had no idea...

I'm... I'm sorry. I don't know how I'd help with that...

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Hi, I just wanted to say that your work is very interesting, and it really inspired me to do my own study about how pokemon species change over time.

This...

This is the second time someone around here said I inspired them and I am still not able to handle it

I'm just gonna go check on my eggs real quick, if I get too distracted Onpu will help me after all

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Eggs

- 🥚

yes?

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...

I...

I think that's enough internet for me today

DITTO??????

You mean the Pokemon that is singlehandedly keeping SEVERAL ecosystems alive??

While it may not end up on the final list, it's truly a dangerous Pokemon that people should be wary of. You know, it can transform into anything it sees in front of it. The only thing more dangerous than that is all of Zoroark's illusion magic.

- Admin V

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the answer to that is no, but we have tried feeding male salandits to see if they would evolve and, well, they simply grabbed the food and searched for the nearest salazzle they could find to give most of the food to her

or at least they tried, as 70% of them died trying to do so

they are, as my child would call, natural simps

Have we tried putting a male salandit in a lab and feeding it 50 burgers and 50 salad

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Oh wow, he looks so healthy and happy!

And the nickname is adorable, your girlfriend sounds like an amazing gal

Oh, Silver!!!

How are you?!

It's been such a long time since I saw you!!

How's your totodile?!

Or is it a feraligatr already?!

Ah yes, no hard feelings!

(My child told me I should say that once I met with you again)

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Oh-

Uh-

fuck it's that other elm-

Yeah uh- the Totodile- Feri- Feri's good-

He's- he's evolved-

Don't mind the 'Feri' nickname, my girlfriend basically nicknamed all my Pokémon for me.

I'm uh, glad there's no hard feelings- doesn't stop me from feeling guilty but-

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Put a name in my inbox and my muse will have to admit how they feel about them.