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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago

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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

#HALLOWEEN #halloween the movie #michael myers #do you think he's a mike? mikey? to his friends? if slashers had friends?#i'll be honest i was expecting this movie to be way more of a bitch to its female characters #i mean yeah they died but so did some dudes #there's just a lack of cattiness compared to the way most later movies portrayed teenage girls idk #yeah the Final Girl is a Virgin and a Bookworm. but there's no bullying or any strong sense that's she's morally superior to everyone else #mostly she AND the other girls feel a bit sorry for her lack of a social life. one even tries to set her up with a date to the school dance #solidarity! trying to get your nerd friend laid!#overall it's just teenagers being teenagers and then a slasher comes in and ruins everything with his Lack Of Chill #like yeah dude sometimes teenagers have sex. get over it #also something to be said about how while the girl who survives is the one who isn't sexually active and dresses conservatively...#ultimately those things aren't ENOUGH to prevent her from being targeted #you could say that the other girls 'provoked' the villain (the same way women irl are so often accused of provoking their attackers)#but ultimately that doesn't keep the Final Girl safe. it just delays the inevitable.#because violent men never need excuses. no matter how eager society is to provide them.#ultimately she is at the mercy of the same violent whims because it was never her behavior that invited the violence.#gendered violence doesn't need an invitation.#also she doesn't save herself the doctor saves her #it's not her actions or choices that put her in danger OR save her from it--once again it is the whim of a man #no this wasn't intended to be a feminist movie it's just fun how you could argue it that way

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alaraxia · 1 year ago

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needless to say the vibes were in shambles

#felt like I got whiplash #yeah yeah it’s on me for shuffling a multi-hundred song playlist we literally call The Soup #the weird songs add the tecks ture to the soup #never know what you’ll get #anyway I don’t normally post this much so if y’all are expecting this forever then lol lmao even #mini me #digital art

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keferon · 4 months ago

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Biblically accurate Blurr~

Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg

#maccadam #transformers #blurr #spotlight Blurr #I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr #and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon #because he was #how do I say it #a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident #And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons #He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself #This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example #but then he decided to join the Autobots #because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war #he wanted to do something that matters to the world #yeah this was the moment I realised that #oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray #Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha #Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now

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jq37 · 3 months ago

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Love Erika carrying on the proud D20 tradition of impromptu major surgery with no training or prep whatsoever. Unfortunately, results are bound to vary when you're playing with notorious Your Actions Have Consequences Even When They're Bits or Flavor GM Aabria Iyengar.

#d20 #dimension 20 #mismag #misfits and magic #aabria iyengar #rip to evan's arm i guess lmao #K!!!!!!!!#how was that dreaming small???????#erika ishii #evan kelmp #k tanaka #aabria said 40 and i was like yeah that tracks idk what you expected #shout out to brennan for immediately setting up the perfect setup with that heart to heart with sam #spoilers #mismag spoilers #mismag2

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grimfantas · 10 months ago

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10 years in the future for Nanako-chan

#nanako dojima #persona 4 #yu narukami #ryotaro dojima #tohru adachi #a little sister... a LITTLw sister. you expect me to not fawn...? to not crumble? ok....#go on. look....... go on. GO ON!!!!! (crazed) (eye twitching) (i like these 4 and nana-chan especially)#hope you like my older design for her...#funfacts i said on twitter so i'll put on tags here:#adachi did his time in jail quick. yu's 27 and still looks the same. pretty bancho #i think nanakos signature color would change from pink to yellow. yu doesn't actually wear any yellow at all in p4g IIRC #but it is a color you associate him with the most. i want nanako to adopt that color. BUUUTTT #for self indulgent's sake she does wear pink to get yu to dote on her more. (reminds him fondly of baby nana-chan)#(AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)#oh yeah and adachi's a hag. i think his fashion is handpicked by yu probaably.#(thinking if i missed anything else) ahhhh........... nanako-chan... return for p6 or something. ok byeee!

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Five foot something and he's royalty.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #I was drawing him short because it was funny. I didn't expect it to come up in the text himself.#Remember that at this point he's retelling the story to the court of Alcinous.#So him saying 'Yeah I got to ride on the best and coolest ram so I only needed one of them' sounds like he's justifying being small.#I know there are likely other interpretations of this so it's not 'canonical' per say #but I didn't think my goofy short lump of misery parody version of ody was going to be...well...closer that expected.#By they way if you are a lover of sopping wet men - read the Odysssey.#So far he has solved 90% of his problems by wailing and sobbing so pathetically until people give up and help him out.#(sadly I am out of chronological order with the comics I wanted to post...next one WILL be the nausicaa comic I promise.#I've been very sick and swamped with work so comics are hard to do...I'm keeping my chin up though! I'll be slow but I'll do it!)

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malacandrax · 5 months ago

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Enchanted...

I adore Halsin with the other companions, but the depth of feeling for Quarter/Tav with how much he's done for him is unmatched. Mans had the world on his back for a hundred years and someone comes in and takes the weight for him without question.

#halsin #quarter #tav #bg3 #I feel like its harder to write a give and take with the other companions/halsin #halsin gives so much and never expects anything #quarterly 'oh yeah i love painting' interlude #my art

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nenoname · 2 months ago

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stan spending their childhood trying to make ford's polydactyly something positive in ford's life and genuinely believing its super cool....

#(that stan quote being from the extra dvd commentary)#but also stan loving comics and being like 'yeah ford's character is a superhero!' and then basically making himself charlie brown #stan's abaconings story basically being him blaming ford's smarts as the reason why they became estranged...#the contrast of bill telling ford 'nah it's your brains that makes you special and your hands makes you a freak!!!'#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #stan pines #stanley pines #but also mabel causing high fives to be invented earlier #cos irl it was invented in 70s apparently #always uwu at paradoxes bringing this family together+closer #it's basically an intrinsic part of them!!!#oddities brought together by contradictions!!!#soos being brought to stan by the kids but the kids only doing so cos soos is part of their family!!!#(part of why same coin is so fun to me is cos it adds another layer of paradox to them)#but stan being insecure about his hands being smaller was not something i was expecting in 2024 #(i thought he'd be more jealous that ford seems to have more dexterity especially considering stan's the one who pickpockets lol)#stan being defined by his love for his family arghhhhhhhhh

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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Maannn, the tape girl design is so so good!!!

She's so pretty!!

IM GLAD YALL liked Tape girl’s design!!

#ask reply #I was so nervous to show off her look ngl #cause I wasn’t sure what everyone else considered her to look like #so shot in the dark just my own take #IM SO HAPPY IT WORKED OUT TOO..#I didn’t expect this much love on her and that comic #seeing I think tape girl overall is pretty niche #SO YEAH IM SO HAPPY y’all like her 🩵🩵#shout out to more doomed yuri in fnaf 🙏🏾

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tomcriuse · 7 months ago

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Criminal Minds 1.19 'Machismo'

#ok 3 things. 1 why are his hands so massive. I mean genuinely God that is unnecessary. how do u expect people not to sin and then do that #2. why did he say 'what like you could do bettah' and like. there was ZERO joking inflection in his voice #he just randomly was like yeah i'll work in an accent here #3. the change from the lighthearted face to the :| is KILLING me #*mine #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #cmedit #aaron hotchner #thomas gibson #tvedit #userstream #tvandfilm

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qualityrain · 8 days ago

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why are they batshit insane

#sorry I can’t stop shitposting #don’t come at me with the whole oh 2/2 has two choices so joker can choose not to do it so it’s not valid he SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED IT #IT WORKS IN SPIRIT #after he made all his friends give up their wishes #after being like maruki we’re going to stop you #maruki then pulls out the akechi card and jokers like ok well shit #look. He considered.#he seriously considered it. The only thing stopping him is akechi #literally comparing rank 10 and non rank 10 akechi choices for lavenza after third sem joker has regret options #like his regret is literally leaving akechi to his fate of assumed death #OK #IT WORKS IN SPIRIT.#and the twewy one is just. the interview that said Neku fully expected Shibuya to be gone #and that’s why he says what the hell #actually rip neku because he had to choose in ten seconds #at least joker had like. 3 dialogue options.#LOL #p5r #persona 5 protagonist #twewy #sakuraba neku #ngl neku might be more insane because Joshua is Joshua #persona 5 #yeah this is shuake. To me #my art #doodle #doodles #shuake #and joshneku tbh but the fandom is so small im scared to tag not so relevant stuff in it

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thatsitso · 8 months ago

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So I finished orv

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscent reader #kim dokja #orv #orv fanart #Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart #My art #Drawing #Sketch #And uh I was fully expecting it to be the most tragic and depressing thing that I'd never recover from but?? It ended on a positive note???#That's NOT the impression I was getting from the fandom 😭#I mean it was indeed the most tragic and depressing thing I read but the last chapter healed me idc #Like the ending literally depends on us readers 🤨 so I choose to believe everything is great and they live in a big house together #But yeah IT WAS SO GOOD IT'S CRAZYYYY I can't recommend it enough and I am forever changed #Don't be scared read orv guys.........

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trueloveistreacherous · 14 days ago

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@pscentral event 34: fantasy and sci-fi happy holidays, @smblmn, from your pscentral secret santa!

I don't want to be attached to anyone. I want to just at least maintain the illusion of free will, you know? [spotify template]

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martyryo · 18 days ago

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"How long are you gonna pretend I'm the one tugging on your tie?"

#been thinking abt rator hallucinating getting choked by tyler like this for a while ufufhfhgfh #love me some delusional narrator from time to time #hey guys 😝😝😝😝#sorry for disappearing 😝😝😝😝😝#I wasn't expecting the random bullshit of these past semesters 😝😝😝😝😝#didn't draw much cause I had so much shit to do and I also procrastinated a lot on everything #like #this is a rare sight #they shoved caravaggio down my ass so hard I started drawing in baroque #uhmuhm yeah #isn't perfect but this is my artblock rehab #I'm getting back on the grind I promise #also tie is red cause I read somewhere it was a gay secret code back in the day so I thought it would be cool to make it red #aside from the other meanings of the color red which are also very fitting #sowwy for disappearing #again #🥺#fight club #soapshipping #the narrator fight club #tyler durden #artists on tumblr #digital art #illustration #martyryo

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antiadvil · 24 days ago

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hold on when did the subreddit add this rule lmao

#dnp #dan and phil #phan #someone really needs to temp ban dnp they seem to be getting a free pass on rpf just for being famous smh #i swearrrrr this was not there when i last checked #someone asked for fic recs a month ago and that didn't get removed?#lmao i kind of wonder if the post i made about how they seem to have a no shipping rule that isn't listed anywhere made them add it #though it didn't get much attention so that seems unlikely #sure whatever. i get that moderating is annoying and some stuff is just banned bc it's hard to moderate and it's not a values judgement #but i don't think rpf is particularly hard to moderate though so this seems like more of a values judgement lol #haklgsfdjadglf i mean i left the subreddit ages ago for reasons like this so #lou is loud #r/danandphil #trying to 'discourage' shipping dan and phil on a dan and phil themed subreddit is so crazy when even dnp make so much phan content #but yeah ok that explains why the rpf poll kept getting removed #EVEN WHEN IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A SCREENSHOT OF DAN'S POST #i can't evennnnnn #what is going ON in reddit phannies minds i need to study them under a microscope #this is genuinely better than an unspoken rule. i will give them that #at least expectations are clear

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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OMG EGO HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOOK 7 CATER CARD YET

80s britpunk Cater is such an incredible direction to take. his Sid Vicious jacket! his little british police cap! I wouldn't have anticipated that going full-on Sex Pistols would be his alternate self but it is SO fitting actually. 😭

(also th-the crown symbol?! the gavel?! is housewarden Cater real because I will TRANSCEND --)

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #oh so we're just getting the heartsboys immediately huh #I AM NOT COMPLAINING NO SIR #god though. i haven't recovered from leona yet and already they're throwing this at us #c8ter the sk8ter boi #cannot express how much british punk cater is such a chef's-kiss concept though 🤌🤌🤌#like. okay. i'm gonna get into some personal character interpretation here so disclaimer that these are just my own ~opinions~ etc #but i read cater as being not so much secretly angsty as like...secretly just kinda jaded?#like i think him being pretty upbeat and cheery in general is genuine (or at least mostly genuine)#but he's also very aware of how people see him and he plays into that #like his personality isn't FAKE but he's definitely playing parts of it up #and trying to maintain a certain image that he thinks is expected of him #so expressing that as 'he's a punk undercover as a prep' is actually kinda perfect in my mind #i mean i could be entirely missing the mark here and we'll get something totally different #(in like. a couple of weeks or so. what the HECK twst)#buuuuut yeah punk cater is such a great concept to me and i am very excited to meet him!!!!#oh also hi tamashina-mina deuce you're here too i guess #alas we have run out of time so we'll have to catch up later

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