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My brain is melting, but there's a post I wanna get up before I quit for the night -- sighhh editing My Beloathed
#I'm conflicted because I love editing but also#Free Me#if you saw that typo no u didn't#wtf is quot
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Just found a Batman quote, and it sounds like an “incorrect quotes” sorta thing. It’s not. Batman, THE Batman, has actually said “Ya basic”
… I’m crying
#jason todd#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#incorrect batboys quotes#incorrect quotes#but not though#wtf is happening#please I’m laughing too hard at this#there’s something wrong with me#send help#please
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One of the perks of living in Gotham is that occasionally you’ll walk past a Wayne having the most batshit insane conversation anybody has ever had.
Walk past Dick Grayson on the street and hear him say into his phone, “I don’t think he’s anti-vax, but Superman is definitely not vaccinated.”
Stand outside of the downtown WE building and see Tim Drake walk out with his tall friend only to pause and say, “Hold on, I just got the mental image of Lex Luthor pregnant. Thanks for that.”
A lucky few who ride the same subway line as the newest Wayne edition, overheard Duke tell Stephanie that living in Wayne Manor is, “Alright, but when I moved in Jason and Damian gave me a knife and said I had to kill Tim. Said it was tradition.”
“It kinda is. Did you do it?”
“No!” Duke says, to the relief of the overhearers. “Get this…he stabbed himself.”
“…yeah, I should’ve guessed that.”
The downside to living in Gotham is literally everything else.
#the second best thing about living in Gotham is overheating the robins have the most batshit insane convo you’ve ever heard#overhearing*#Duke showed up at Wayne Manor was given a knife and when he told Tim about it#Tim took the knife and stabbed him self (a little) and then shouted to Bruce that Duke stabbed him#because and I quote ‘they won’t leave you alone until you do it’#Duke was just like: WTF am I getting myself into here#batfam#Gotham#dick Grayson#Tim drake#Duke Thomas
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percabeth daughter, to her friend: so this is my house. make yourself at home. luckily my older brothers aren’t home, so it’s actually peaceful for once
friend: that’s goo- oh my god! there are two people in your backyard trying to kill each other!
percabeth daughter: huh? oh, no those are my parents. they’re just sparring, don’t worry
friend: sparring? with… a giant knife and… a sword?
percabeth daughter: well they practice hand to hand combat too, but weapons practice is important
friend:
percabeth daughter: come on! let me show you my room
friend: alr- oh my god, is that a horse in your brother’s room?
percabeth daughter, rolling her eyes: ugh mom and dad told him to keep his window closed!
friend: wait, horses just… come into your house? through the second story window?
percabeth daughter: crazy right? they don’t even ask first. like, at least have some manners!
friend:
#spoiler alert: it’s a pegasus#her friend is like wtf#who are these people#why are her parents trying to stab each other in the backyard#they’re just percabething#hehehe#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect quote#percabeth#percy jackson#percababies#annabeth chase#adult percabeth#pjo#heroes of olympus#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo headcanons#riordanverse#rick riordan
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Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface
Tim: …
#timbern#heartbreaking your boyfriend tricked you with the promise of sex now he’s giving a Presentation about your dad and his ex#timber#bernard dowd#tim drake#robin#red robin#Tim in complete and utter disbelief: :O#this happenes routinely#Bernard: and this is my presentation on WTF Is Going On With Batman And Green Lantern#Bernard: also Wonder Woman Superman and-#Bernard: and that’s the end of my tedtalk#Tim: :\#Bernard: what did you think? :)#Tim: it was… so great babe.. very detailed… you must’ve done a lot of research :)#Tim and Bernard making out: *bernard reach’s over and pulls a sheet off of his bedside table revealing a projector*#Tim in his mind: NOOOOO NOT AGAIN NOOOOOO | Tim on the outside :)#robin iii#incorrect quotes#kinda#batman#dc#detective comics
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I think I’m depriving myself of the life I could have to the life I make myself believe I’m bound to.
#spilled thoughts#lit#poets on tumblr#spilled ink#writing#literature#quote#poem#thoughts#spilled words#words#wrtiting#corecore#tired#spilled emotions#i have a headache#there's a ringing in my ear wtf#I think I should eat
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Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.
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(Neglectful batfam au)
Pre-yan!Damian: you are not my sibling nor anything related to me. You are a mistake, a bastards child. You will never be a wayne
Y/n: oh okay. *gives other kids some siblings love that were supposed to be Damian's*
Post-yan!Damian: no take it back–
#batfam x reader#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily#yandere dc#hah brainrot#brainrot at 3am wtf#yandere batfam x reader#– incorrect quotes! 💭
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*Damian and Tim fighting bad guys at a park*
Damian: Duck!
Tim: *ducks head* Thanks, but I got it!
Damian: No! Duck!
Tim: Seriously, do you think I need instructions—
*Goose charges at Tim and bites his ankle*
Damian: My bad! I meant Goose!
#Damian knew what he was doing#wtf am i talking about#damian wayne#tim drake#dc robin#robin dc#robin damian#red robin#dc universe#dc#batfam#batfamily#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily headcanons#bat family
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Merlin: uh oh looks like I can't manipulate mansplain manservant my way out of this one
Merlin: manslaughter it is
Arthur: meRLIN NO!
#idc how canon it is im dying on the hill that merlin has killed more people than arthur you cant change my mind#everytime merlin kills someone arthur just stands there gaping like wtf how did my idiot cinnamon roll just do that#merlin bbc#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#merlin#merlin x arthur#arthur#king arthur#arthur pendragon#incorrect quotes#incorrect merlin quotes#incorrect merthur quotes#moss' madness
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Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022), pt. 2
#obi wan kenobi show#obi wan kenobi#obi wan kenobi series#kenobi series#darth vader#kenobi show#grand inquisitor#reva sevander#star wars#star wars memes#star wars incorrect quotes#star wars text post#mine#pour one out for the memes i wanted to make but the lighting on the scene was so fucking dark that#there was no way i could brighten it enough to see wtf was going on without it also looking terrible
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Peter: Hey Ms. Nat! I got this knife for you :) Natasha: Oh, thanks, kid. Peter: it's a real nice one- extra fresh! Natasha: ...How can a knife be fresh? Peter: I just pulled it out my leg about a half hour ago. Natasha: *drops knife*
#credit: marvel-lous-guy#nat: PETER WTF#peter parker#natasha romanoff#spider man#black widow#mama spider#incorrect peter parker#incorrect natasha romanoff#incorrect avengers#incorrect mama spider#incorrect spiderman quotes
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the old guard + john mulaney quotes [extended edition]
#the old guard#togedit#john mulaney quotes#andromache of scythia x reader#nile freeman#sebastien le livre#yusuf al kaysani#nicolo di genova#quynh the old guard#-> give my girl her second name wtf#mine#some of these look terrible. what was 2022 me thinking?!#I TRIED.jpg
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power couple
#harringrove#steve harrington#billy hargrove#billy x steve#the quote is from american dad and it's very them i fear#stranger things#sorry i already gave up on digital art again#also 'art' i mean wtf is this
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Incorrect 9-1-1 + text posts (part 16/??) prev || next
#911EJTP#911+textposts#911#911 abc#911 on abc#911 text posts#incorrect 911#incorrect 911 quotes#incorrect quotes#911 + textposts#911 textposts#911 textpost#evan buckley#buck 911#evan buck buckley#911 buck#evan buckley 911#someone just give this poor man a hug wtf
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Tony: hey Peter, can you please get us table for the evening? I’m already late for the meeting and don’t have time for that.
Peter: why do we need table, mr. Stark?
Tony:
Tony: to eat?
Peter: are you sure you want me to get us a table?
Tony: yeah, I just said that. okay, underoos, I will be here in an hour. please don’t break any bone.
*one hour later*
Tony and Pepper waking into the living room: okay, kiddo, go get ready, we are leaving in f-
*two police officers standing next to Peter while Peter tries to make himself comfortable on the couch while being in handcuffs*
Peter: Mr. Stark, I really tried to explain to them that you asked me to get us a table.
Policeman: mr.Stark, are you aware that your son stole a table from “Momofuku Ko”?
glamorous table from the above-mentioned restaurant:
Pepper:
Tony:
Pepper: what the f-
#I made so many quotes that are ending with what the f- so at this point I think I should make it a series of quotes that are ending with wtf#irondad and spiderson#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#spiderman#ironman#marvel#mcu marvel avengers#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel mcu#mcu#avengers
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