#someone just give this poor man a hug wtf

[theredrenard]

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[lord-rain-master]

awww i just feel so bad for ning yi. he put so much effort into making lady wang (almost) confess only for the emperor to, i assume pretend to, faint

[lowkeyrobin]

Mcyt bbut a Karen makes their S/O cry? :0

It's the readers first ever encounter with one in the wild and at first Y/N just,,, tries to ignore the woman/leave but the Karen does the usual of not letting em leave and then Y/N gets overwhelmed and starts crying?-

BAHAHHAAB I LOVE FUCKING WRITINF ABOUT KARENS I CANNOT LMFAOOOOOO ; thank you for the request lol ; I got a random strike of writers block halfway through and its very obvious I'm sorry

MCYT ; wild karen encounter

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, & foolish gamers

warnings ; language, iterations of homophobia/transphobia & fatphobia, Karen activity, reader is described as nonbinary

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

you two went different ways while clothes shopping and you were looking at more fem/masc (whichever doesn't conform with your sex) clothing

you felt someone glaring daggers at you so you glanced up and saw some random ass woman staring at you, accompanied by her 13ish year old son

she started making remarks about how you shouldn't be looking at those clothes and it's not "modest" for a little young man/woman like you

like mf you're nonbinary huh

you try to ignore her, meanwhile her son looks SO uncomfortable and wants to very obviously leave

she starts recording you out of no where to call you slurs and the sons just like "mom stop" and of course she doesn't

you end up crying and trying to hide it while you defend yourself but you get quickly overstimulated and flustered

the yelling caught Tommy's attention so he quickly walks over like "woah, woah, woah, what's going on?"

and she starts SCREAMING at poor Tommy about you

he looks at you literally wiping your tears while she's STILL recording it and he just peacefully flames her ass

"it doesn't matter what the hell they wear, clothes don't have gender and I could care less about what my partner buys and wears and how they express themselves. go post that to Facebook and look like a fuckin' idiot."

he pulls you away to the changing rooms so you can talk in private and eventually try on the clothes you were looking for

while he was going that he got a hold of a nearby security officer and told them about the situation since you'd both been illegally recorded on the premises of the store

he didn't wanna press charges for you or anything but at least wanted the woman escorted out to look more like a dumbass, considering the security guard had to call the police because what she did was a crime

couple days later you found the video and bodycam footage of the woman being detained and arrested for resisting arrest and recording someone without consent on private property, which is marked as a felony where you live

live laugh love Tommy bc everyone in the video description was hyping him up and saying how bad they felt for you and even the son 🫶

RANBOO

dude you can't even go grocery shopping without people bitching about you guys

you were just trying to pick out some chips and this lady walks past with a scoff

ran quickly turns around like, "Sorry, can we help you?"

she quickly starts yelling about how you gay people are all going to hell and shit

ranboo quickly spits back but you get overstimulated and really take it to heart and you tear up a bit

the lady notices and points it out

she then follows you around the store, yelling at you and shit while they're on the phone dialing the non emergency police line because wtf is wrong w this lady???

before you're questioned and after she's detained, you guys stand alone and try to calm yourself down because you were just getting really stressed about it because wtf do you even do in that situation

gives you a big hug and reassures you that it's okay to cry

he's generally just proud of you in general for being able to hold yourself together for the most part

FREDDIE BADLINU

you two were going out for a little movie date, and dressed in tuxedos to watch Saw X

some dumbass dude was making snarky comments to his wife about you two considering you were holding hands while ordering snacks

Freddie turns around, having heard the guy talking about you thinking he dropped something "can I help you?" He asks in the nicest tone possible

the man and his wife both start making nasty comments about "this generation going to hell" and how you're brainwashing Freddie or something???

you almost immediately start crying because you're trying to ignore it and talk to the girl behind the counter filling your popcorn bucket who doesn't know what to do

she quickly pushes the security button under the counter because she can see your distress and how Freddie was just like stunned as he looked between the couple and you cause like wth

once they're escorted out you're the first in the theater so you guys sit there and talk it all out because you got really overwhelmed

he gives you a hug and reassures you that you did nothing wrong and you're gonna enjoy the movie

the dude had a warrant out for his arrest for not paying child support anyways L

NIKI NIHACHU

you two were out on a walk in a park holding hands and shit and passed this little family down by the creek

the mom just goes full fucking demon mode and starts recording you guys and shouting at you

niki quickly retaliated with a "leave us alone!" before walking off

you were visibly pretty shaken but she reassures you everything is okay and she probably wasn't even recording

she ends up finding the video a few days later

thankfully all the comments were supporting you two and flaming the lady's ass lmao

QUACKITY

you guys were out doing stuff (getting shit at home depot for quackitys new house and peojects) and some Karen was judging your abilities to handy-man basically

"actually, my partner is the best handyman I know! so shut the fuck up"

the Karen immediately goes to the front to get a manager or some shit

meanwhile yall quickly checkout and leave

while leaving you see her getting detained for resisting an officer with violence and threatening an officer 🥰

that becomes a story you tell at every single "family reunion" (meetup with friends)

he still boasts about yelling at someone like that

FOOLISH GAMERS

you guys were out getting snacks for a movie night with friends that were staying over

some Karen made a comment how you needed to go on a diet or some shit since you were the one carrying the basket full of unhealthy snacks

foolish quickly whips around and flames her ass

you just kinda stand there like "wtf"

foolish slings an arm around your shoulders and leads you away since she wouldn't stop blabbering and was threatening to call the cops for some reason

back in the car he reassures you that you do not need to go on a diet and you don't need to listen to the lady whatsoever

movie night was 10/10 you watched Barbie & roasted Saltburn bc that movie wasn't good like at all

[alannybunnue]

Ok, Imagine: Muzan Kibutsuji with a Wife

Don't question it, ya'll asked for this

But i doubt you imagine something like this...Anyway, enjoy my nonsense :3

[THERE MIGHT BE TRIGGERS WARNINGS, SO BEWARE]

The Demon Queen

= The Backstory =

(I get it, the title is not original, but it makes more sense than anything)

So Muzan is a arrogant little shit and everyone knows it.

But imagine him being married to a unbreakable sunshine

So everything began 1000 years before the main events, in the Heian Era, when Muzan was still a human.

Political marriages were pretty common back then, so you may be asking "Who in their sane minds would marry their daughter to a man on the brink of death?!" Well, our dear reader's shitty parents :3 (Which technically...her mother is me 0-0)

It obviously wasn't a very enjoyable marriage, especially with Muzan's depressing and negative personality, but his wife never change her demeanor, it didn't matter how many times he would cuss at her, she remained at his side everytime with kind smile on her face.

Muzan honestly saw her as a stupid woman who settled down for a impossible dream (Which was them living a normal married life)

So in his mind, he couldn't understand what made her stay with him day and night, waiting for the moment he somehow would be cured from his disease.

She even kept her mouth shut when he killed that Doctor :|

...But then he began to change

And it wasn't impossible to notice, he seemed more energetic, didn't stayed in bed all day like before.

However, he no longer stayed away for shades, his poor wife only found Muzan where the Sun couldn't touch him.

Which made her confused to the extreme, and the poor thing couldn't handle curiosity for long, even if her bitch of a husband wouldn't say a thing...until that one night.

At first, Muzan was going to kill her, at least he was, until she saw him walking towards her normally and became extremely emotional, and went up to her husband and hugged like her life depended on it. (No, she didn't notice the bodies nor the blood)

And as annoying as that would be to the Demon King, he indulged on it for a while, until his brain began to work and he remembered all the times this woman stayed by his side when he was at his worse.

So he transformed her :)

= Muzan as a Yandere + Some details =

One thing that must be made clear, is the detail that Muzan is not in love, he sees his darling more of a living possession than someone he is infatuated with. Using her ultimate devotion for his mere benefit.

Of course, the other reason is because he is already used to his wife's shiny personality and having to look for another woman to disguise himself among humans is too much work.

And yes, after some centuries, he begins to feel bothered whenever she isn't around him, or whenever someone else is with close to his wife.

But that isn't love! It's more like if another child stole his favorite toy.

Surely enough, he won't punish the poor woman too much, she is naive, he knows that...so giving her the silent treatment is enough to make the bubbly sweetheart cling onto him for attention. It still annoys him? Yes. But does he also finds it endearing? Also yes.

Now, does she sees his cruelty and lack of empathy? Yes, however, she is now a demon, she lived centuries with her husband telling her not to mind what they do to humans, nowadays she just can only focus on how much she loves him (My child, wtf-)

Now with demons...it's another story, you see, since she was a human, she always wanted children, but considering the man she got married to...yeah, that was impossible :D

So in her mind, the demons are her children, so whenever Muzan is agressive with them...she is really upset (Let's not comment about when he killed the Lower Moons...my baby cried all night) However, she doesn't say anything, because she can't.

Whenever Muzan can't stay with his wife, he only trusts two demons to take care of her properly

Yeah that's right, Mister Six Eyes and Basketball Man, Kokushibo and Akaza

Both are the most responsible in the group anyway, so they are more than enough to keep the woman in one place...

...But they don't stop her when she wants to stay with others too, except Akaza when she wants to visit Douma.

And Muzan can't complain much, cuz she is safe and sound when he returns, so why bother? (Or that is what she tells him, so he won't lash out on her kids •-•)

So in resume, Muzan is a bitch to everyone but his sunshine wife, but he is not in love- Or that is what he tells himself? :)

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A/N: This honestly is kinda funny and cute somehow?? Muzan is one of the characters that i most despise and i still gave him a Wife...and i gave the Demons a Mom. Hope y'all enjoyed

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

I am really sorry for this, but Aemond’s scene this episode just absolutely cracked me up, I don’t know why. Sooky lil weirdo

At least it’s pretty much confirmed he has mum issues: “You’ve become a man” “Not here I’m not brah” and snuggle. Freud is calling!

In all seriousness, this was a fascinating look into his head, and a reminder that his upbringing really has been fucked up. I feel bad for him. It was a wildly uncomfortable scene that really freaked me the heck out and my gut instinct was to laugh because WTF his family RUINED him so much… Viserys and Otto, you can never make me like you, Alicent your poor CHILD??? Aegon you are an asshole for doing that to him. Someone give this man a goddamn problematic-free HUG for Christ.

[itsfuntobeavampiree]

I'm going through a really bad break up right now is it okay if you write slashers comforting reader during breakup? Maybe give some tips to move eon cause it hurts si bad I didn't know someone could feel this hirt

Aw poor you :( hope things get better!<3

Not proof read

Contains: brahms heelshire,OGMichael myers, RZmichael myers, Stu macher, Billy loomis.

Slashers when S/O is going through a breakup

Brahms heelshire

I mean he would try to comfort you but in his head he's so happy because now he can have you too himself! But then his thoughts would be interrupted by your sobbing. 'Poor baby' he thinks

He'll let you cry into his chest while he rubs circles on your back whispering reassuring words. "Shhh it's ok y/n, don't let this break up bring you down"

After like a week and your still sobbing your eyes out in bed and brahms doesn't know what to do because he doesn't know how to care for himself he tries his best to think of an idea to try and make you feel better. He rummages in the kitchen cupboards to make you a nice snack, he goes through the bathrooms to get you tissues and gives you his pillows for extra and his duvet for more comfort. He knocks on your door and waddles in with all the items, you giggle a little before helping him with the stuff. "B-brahms what's all this?" You sniff but he pushes you over to the bed. He lays everything out and lies you down before he himself shuffles in. He hears you cry again and he thinks he failed. "Oh no brahms I'm just crying because this is so sweet" you mumbled as he relaxes and cuddles up to you.

After a week or two you settle down and try to move forward and he's by your side every second of the day. Not much of a change for him though lol.

OG Michael myers

Even though this mans stiff as a board he'll still awkwardly wrap his arms around you.

He'll try his best to reassure you through expressions. As much as he would love to say something he just can't which you understand.

"M-mikey do you think they keft ne because i was clingy!?" You cry into his shoulder, he shakes his head violently and tightens his grip on you.

He tries to distract you after a while by giving you some candy he admits he 'bought' and just sits there when you need a cuddle buddy.

RZ Michael myers

....do...do you want him to kill them for you??? Like what do you want. He just associates everything with murder, if you mention any name even he's asking you if you want the person dead. He's very comforting as you can tell.

He's a bit different to OG, he wouldn't be as tense like if you dive into his arms be sure to be scooped up.

He gives you real stern looks when you start blaming yourself like 'wtf?don't say that!'

Makes you a mask to take your mind off things and it surprisingly helps. After he gives it you become more interested in it and forget what you were crying about.

Stu macher

"Aw damn dude....wanna like watch scary movies or something?" Why was he the first person you thought of telling? Nobody knows but hey if your looking for a good time,HEY! Not sex dipshit, than he's your man.

Would have to er.....go walk his goldfish for a bit so yk....don't look at the news.

"Woah don't worry man! It happens but don't go kicking yourself around about it" he says with a goofy grin while he harshly pats your back like the bro he is.

He would buy a cake mix so you two can just bake and cry cause after all that you'll have something sweet to eat. Think of it as a reward, you let all your problems come crying out and at the end you'll have something edible!

Billy loomis

"Oh really? Who's the dick head who'd breakup with you?" He'd try to playfully flirt but at that moment you'd want nothing to do with love and just angrily stare at him for already hitting on you. He'd scold him self and gives you a well needed hug

"You know...breakups aren't that bad, sometimes they lead into a massive glow up" he'd say proudly thinking he's doing gods work but when you reply with a " Wait you think I need a glow up? Omg maybe that's why they left me I'm so ugly and they were jsut desperate and-" he covers your mouth gently and shakes his head violently realising that between him and stu neither of them and smart when it comes to comforting.

Decides that a nice stroll would clear you mind so he gets you a jacket and shoes and takes you out side. He offers his arm out so you could link arms which you did. Obvs, incase someone you know sees you and you need something to hide you puffed up face.

"Stay here ok?" He says as he walks into a shop and cones out with a slushee just for you and a bag full of goodies for when you get home.

[miammey]

BSD Chapter 113 Screaming!!

Spoilers of course, we finally made it out of where the anime ended (kinda)

Sleepy Sigma!!!

I also wanna note that this chapter was actually like 30 or so pages, so I’m gonna be skipping a lot, but still!!

Ah yes, the best way to wake someone up: repeatedly drop them onto hard tiles

Poor Sigma’s gonna wake up to to some cracked ribs and misplaced bones

1.) Bram of the past!!! He looks so cool

2.) Yo wtf Fyodor, why are you immortal?? Or have a long lifespan??? Why?????? How?? I need his Ability explained

Wait, if he’s immortal does that mean he didn’t die in the helicopter?? Or is he only immortal unless directly killed?? We’ll see

Hey, what if I cried?? What then??

I am not okay!! My poor girl, I will give you the biggest hug

Those expressions, this is so painful. Teruko’s sadness is coming out as anger because she can’t do anything but yell, and Fukuzawa’s just quiet, taking in the fact that his childhood friend is dead, and he’s the one who is meant to have killed him. Fukuchi wanted Fukuzawa to kill him, but he couldn’t go through with it, so Teruko was forced to do it for him, to continue this plan, even tho she knew neither of them wanted to kill Fukuchi

Aya, sweetheart, not the time for this!!!

Man, looking at Fukuzawa look so distraught, so fragile and shattered, it’s painful

Closing thoughts:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But seriously, I really did love this chapter. Sigma going through Fyodor’s memories was really interesting, the fukufuku fight and how it ended, it’s all wonderful. I also enjoyed the fact that it’s longer

[im-a-real-tough-kid]

I feel like i need to say more about Little Women so here goes.....

EXTREMELY BORING AND DISAPPOINTING BOOK. God knows how I finished this in SIX FUCKING MONTHS. I skipped so much stuff because it added literally nothing to the story. But I kept going because 'there must bs SOMETHING that makes this book so popular, right??' well NO.

Meg has no personality except being 'a good housewife'. I sort of liked Jo but then she goes and gives up writing for a random old man who likes her(?????) . Beth's death was boring and soooo unrealistic and I don't know why she was in the book itself. Amy was simply infuriating. 'I'll be an elegant woman and marry a rich man and please the society', what kind of message is that???? (And this is supposed to be an empowering book???)

And their Marmee, who is always preaching everyone left and right and tries to teach her girls a lesson...all of it is just so dull😭. They are extremely poor but they give their Christmas food to someone even poorer than them. There is no portrayal of exactly how much money they have because they always get on well and hold parties and go to picnics??? And yet they are poor?

The four girls don't seem to be like sisters at all. Amy (or was it beth, i don't remember?) BURNS Jo's book, she has a minor outrage, then Amy starts drowning so Jo FORGIVES HER FOR BURNING HER GODDAMN BOOK?? I mean yes ofc you don't want your sister to die but those two things are totally unrelated, how can you forgive her for destroying your hardwork just because she was about to die?

And NOW comes the most senseless part of the whole book- Amy and Laurie ending up together. Biggest WTF? moment in the book because i had been ROOTING FOR JO AND LAURIE the moment they became friends😭. They had so much chemistry and were definitely good for each other. I didn't really understand why she rejected him and later regretted it.

But how did he start loving AMY of all people??? She was mourning her sister's death and comes and hugs him and suddenly his feelings have changed? One moment he was sulking about being rejected by Jo, now he's falling for Amy and marrying her?

Then comes the even bigger plot twist, Jo marries the professor, who is 15 years older than her and who made her give up writing stories. I don't even have words for this.

All in all, it was a very difficult read. It was just a bunch of different stories packed together in 700 pages, of which I skipped about 100. It all just came down to the women always needing men and fitting with the stereotypes of the society and being incapable of doing anything on their own. Probably the worst book I ever read.

Also, this was my first 'classic' and I've been hugely disappointed. So I need GOOD classic recs, please help.

[nobodys-hekatonchires]

My thoughts on Earthspark as I watch it

!!Spoilers for Episode 4-6!!

Episode 4

I see Cosmos :)

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS CLOWN

His VA sounds like he's just reading. Wtf was his SMILE oh my fuck. I hate him. His laugh was also gross no

Swindle tho <3 I love Nolan North

Scholder?? This poor man

Wtf is this food. Robby gross...

I hate this episode so far

Just steal the shard

I HATE THIS GUY "surrender thieves" says without passion at all

JUST LEAVE THE FAIRGROUND L, YOU'RE VEHICLE. TWITCH YOU CAN LITERALLY FLY AWAY.

Oh my god...

No one at their place gives a fuck about what's happening right now

Did they just combine????????

Cosmos! YOURE SUCH A UNIT

I guess they didn't want to pay Schloder's VA

That was the worst episode so far

Episode 5

Wheeljack! Such a nerd :)

Wheeljack lost his irises. Ngl i think it looks better design wise

Well, the kids are dead. What a shame.

Poor Jawbreaker "Contanimated" sweet

Wtf is that mushroom.

Wtf is this feeding moment

Not sure how I feel about the syncing stuff

So far, not enough Megatron, Optimus, or Elita.

Keep that deer away from Optimus- nevermind

Who the heck is J'Bam, Dot.

I love Wheeljack

Once again. Do the terrans not have access to comms?? Do they not think it a good idea to ask for back up????? They literally have Megatron and Optimus and Elita on this planet

AM is gonna drain the cave isn't he?

I fucking knew it.

Episode 6

Twitch...you were literally JUST taking to Wheeljack. CALL FOR BACKUP

FINALLY! Although Wheeljack didn't seem to care...wtf

Spitfire is just emo Twitch?

I hope they tell Optimus about the new bot. Kinda seems important.

Are they gonna have to kill the chaos terrans to get their shards?

JUMPSCARE OH MY GOD IM IN TEARS HE SO UGLY

Okay the hug was adorable. Megoplita adopting Twitch plz

Optimus, shut up, let Megatron speak.

What was the point of telling Twitch she can go, if you're gonna let everyone try and take her place.

Goddamn it Megs, I love you

This seems an odd way to pick someone for a mission. I wonder if Megatron and Optimus have had to do this competition...

Wheeljack lost his pupils again

Optimus- your optics- uh...hm

Man, Megatron is such a proud parent

Yes, let's fly into a storm on a METAL bird. Smart, Robbie

The fight was cool but I can't take it seriously with them looking like this

"You look pretty banged up" *not a barely scratch on her* sure sure. You look totally worse than what Hashtag got in the first episode

Not the worst episode, but the OP jumpscare brings it down

[magicandmundane]

Humor me for minute here, I need to scream and cry about the ballroom scene in Enchanted.

So.

For starters, Giselle and Robert are completely matching. His shirt and her dress are basically the same shade of purple, and his jacket and the cloak she wore when she walked in are the same velvet-y navy blue. They didn’t plan it. (I’m screaming.)

Side note: you know who may have planned it? Morgan. That’s right, she went shopping with Giselle, and her dad had probably shown her his fairytale-worthy fit earlier. Morgan already adored Giselle, and she could see her dad falling head over heels for the almost-princess despite his best efforts. So I’d be willing to bet good money the little shit (affectionate) did her best to influence Giselle’s choices and squealed as soon as Robert closed the door and went to the ball.

Anyway, Giselle and Edward get there, and Robert just stops. (I’m swooning.) We already know that Giselle had had a dream about Robert in that blue jacket, but do you think that he had a dream about her? Do you think that he had a dream about this fairytale princess in purple? That he woke up one morning and shook it off like it was nothing? That when he stopped and his jaw dropped at the sight of her, he suddenly remembered that beautiful dream? Because I think yes. NYC got dropped into a fairytale for a week, of course Mr. Just-Some-Guy-in-the-Real-World Robert had a dream about the love of his life.

And then that choreography. (Ugh my heart.) So beautiful, so intimate, so happy, so loving. Like every step they took they just fell deeper and deeper in love. Holy shit, that eye contact. Everyone else moving to the edges of the dance floor to give them space to just pop off. Robert whispering the lyrics of a song that was written just for the movie. “now you’re beside me and look how far we’ve come. so far, we are so close.” He had no reason to know those lyrics, just like everyone singing “That’s How You Know” had no reason to know that song and leave him constantly making a wtf face. But now the man is leaning into the fairytale. Because he loves her. (Someone just kill me already.)

Another side note: poor Nancy and Edward omg. They are witnessing what is quite possibly the most romantic ballroom dance of all time, and they were both planning to marry one of these idiots (affectionate). The matching “respectfully what the fuck” faces they both make will never not be hilarious to me, even though I feel for them.

And then there’s the quiet misery when they walk away from each other. (Cut my heart out with a rusty old spoon, why don’t you? It’ll hurt less.) Giselle and Robert are resigned to the lives they had previously chosen but no longer want. The look on her face when Narissa is handing her the apple is just gut wrenching. She would rather forget the love of her life than live without him and know he’s out there.

Last but not least, true love’s kiss. (I’m bawling.) Robert was Losing It™️ seeing Giselle inches from death, and then this idiot has the audacity to deny being her true love. But of course it’s him. “Please don’t leave me.” and “I knew it was you.” are just so so beautiful, tender, and intimate. Like that was for them and them alone, we are intruding. That kiss was so gentle and heartfelt. Then she pulls him even closer for a hug, and he cradles the back of her head. They are so relieved, they love each other so much.

Don’t even get me started on Robert’s “over my dead body,” Giselle going after the dragon, and that rooftop kiss in the rain. My poor heart just can’t take it right now.

[asmutwriter]

You Saved Me (Part 16)

DESCRIPTION: (Season 13) You are moving house and decide to get the help of your long time friend

WORD COUNT: 2300

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WARNINGS: swearing, fluff

DISCLAIMERS

- This is fiction. Please always talk to your partner before doing anything and make sure they are ok with what you are doing beforehand

A YEAR LATER

'Hey, I was just wondering if I could borrow you for a day? I need some help and I'm not strong enough to move it on my own'

'On a scale of 1-10 how in danger are you?'

'0'

'I'll come over tomorrow'

This was the text conversation you'd had with Dean. So it was no surprise when you hear a knock on the door at 11am. Going over and opening it. Smiling as you see the Winchester brother. "Hey Kat" Dean says. A smile on his face as you hug him tightly.

"Dean!" you hear someone exclaim behind you. You move away from the hug. Just in time to see Anna practically run over. Hugging the green eyed man. He smiles, hugging her back. You smile and fold your arms as you look at them. She moves away from the hug. Giving him a playful glare. "I'm annoyed at you"

"Oh?"

"You said that last time we saw each other you'd come round and I could show you shitty cartoons". He smiles. His eyes wrinkling as he looks down. Brushing his tongue over his lips before he looks at her, amusement on his face. "I've had Frozen lined up, waiting for you to come round. For a year"

"Ok Anna. Leave the poor man alone" you say. He chuckles.

"No she's right. I did promise to watch movies with her. How about I help out with whatever your mum needs help with. Then we can hide somewhere and watch... did you say Frozen?"

"Yes"

"Then we can watch Frozen. But first I'm here to help your mum". He smiles at her. She turns her nose up at him. Causing him to chuckle. Only that sass could be passed off by a teenager. He smiles at her before turning his attention to you. "What is it that you need help with?"

"Right. This way" you say. Going inside. The living room filled with boxes and furniture. "There is a van outside. I need all of this" you motion at the stuff. "To go into that van"

"Where are you moving to?"

"Just up the road. Not too far from here". You go over and pick up a box. "I'll pay you by making you lunch in my new place" you wiggle your eyebrows as you give the box you were holding to your eldest daughter.

"Don't have to tell me twice" he says. Going over and starting to grab boxes.

Between the 4 of you (once Lydia decided to come and help too) you'd managed to clear the living room space quickly. You pack the last box into the van. You throw the keys in the air, catching them again. "Lets go shall we. We can go, have lunch, then unpack". You get to the drivers side of the van. Pulling the handle. "Dean I assume you'll follow behind?". He nods slightly. His hand going into his pocket as he takes out his car keys.

"Mum?" Anna grabs your attention. You look at her. A light smile as she speaks. "You said I could drive". You pause for a short moment. Nodding.

"I did didn't I?" she nods, smiling at you as you chuckle. "Problem is, I don't fancy having a heart attack today". She looks at you. The best way to describe it as her best 'wtf' look she gives you. Dean speaks up.

"Why don't you drive the van and we follow behind in my car?" he motions. "I was going to tail you anyway. No harm in her taking the wheel". Anna's eyes beam as she admires the '67 Chevy. Turning to look at you as she grabs your arm.

"Please mum?" She smiles at you. You look at your daughter. Flashes of emotion going through your eyes as you look at Dean. Meeting his calm eyes. You let out an exhale of breath. Bringing a hand up and rubbing your forehead.

"So long as you don't mind her driving?" You look back at him. He shakes his head. "Then I don't see a problem with that". Anna lets out a joyous squeal. Bounding over to Dean. "If she drives to dangerously or anything then do tell her to stop. Can't be having a wild child on the roads" he chuckles. Taking the eldest to his car as you get in the front of the van with your youngest.

You drive to your new home. Lydia on her phone, playing songs for you as you drive. Getting to it as you see Baby pull up behind you. Dean steps out the car. "Well, you're in one piece and we didn't have any police cars following us so I'm taking that as a good sign". He chuckles as you walk over to him. Placing your hands in the back pockets of your jeans. He motions at the eldest as she exist the drivers side.

"Shes a good driver. A natural I'd say"

"We did have that one dodgy moment" she comes by his side. Looking at him.

"But we lived" he says. A smile on his face as his gaze goes between the two of you. "That's what matters when driving, right?" you laugh. You go over to the front door. Hearing the soft exchange of her giving him back his keys behind you. You take out your set of keys. Unlocking the front door. Pushing it fully open as you go inside.

"Wait" he says as you four go inside. Shutting the door behind you as you go over to a small fridge. You look at him. "Is this... is this that place you wanted a year ago? The pub and house combo". You smile. Nodding.

"Yeah it is. I was in a chain of houses needing to be sold. Needing to sell mine before I could afford to buy the new place. But then they needed to sell theirs. So on and so forth. But" you smile. Placing the keys into your hoodie pocket. Outstretching your arms as you go into the center of the large room. "It finally came through that this is all mine"

"Fuck" he mutters. Looking around.

"It needs to be touched up a little. As you can see the paint job needs to be done again. Plus it needs a good clean. But yeah. This is mine. And soon, hopefully within the year, it'll be open for everyone to come and have a drink or a bite to eat". He looks around. The downstairs floor plan was empty. No walls or bar yet. You start giving him the tour. Your daughters following you too.

You motion, telling him this is where the bar will go. You'll have a small bit sectioned off for a mini kitchen. Then a few tables dotted around. There was two small storage cupboards which you planned on converting into a toilet. You take him upstairs. More rooms up here. But not a lot. A large living space that you planned on making into a living room, kitchen, and dining room. Plus a toilet. You had an attic that you planned on converting into another couple rooms. Potentially bedrooms. There was an existing bedroom already, big enough for the two girls to share at the moment. Then a smaller, storage room where you were going to stay. Just until you'd renovated the attic.

"I've managed to save up enough money to convert the attic. Plus I'm still working at the bar down the road so I'll be saving up from that. Soon I'll be able to start renovations on the downstairs. Thankfully, everything seems secure. There doesn't seem to be any damage to the framework. Or leaks. So I can solely focus on doing it up. Making it the home I've always wanted"

"I think your going to struggle". Lydia says. You and Dean looking at her as she speaks. Arms folded over her torso. "I know how much you enjoy moving. I think you'll give this place a year then want to move again".

"No. This place feels like home". You say softly. Looking around the empty room. "Besides-" you look back at her "Its not fair for you girls to keep moving. Which I've done a lot"

"We don't mind" Anna says. "We know that's' who you are as a person". She smiles at you.

"Oh you girls". You go over to them, hugging them both. To which they both fuss about. Kissing them both on the head before moving away. clasping your hands together. "Right. Food". You say.

Going back upstairs whilst carrying four plates of food was difficult. But your years of waitressing payed off as you succeeded. Going up and finding the two girls either side of Dean, on a bean bag, watching Frozen on one of their phones. You go over. Handing them their foods to which they take.

You sit beside one of them. Them repositioning so you can also see the screen as you sit and eat in quiet. All watching the film until it finishes. You sigh as Lydia turns her phone off. "Well that was a successful waste of two hours". You stand up.

"Technically it was an hour and fifty minuets". Lydia says. Looking at you. You let out a soft laugh. Shaking your head.

"Come on. Break times over. Back to the hard labour" you smile at the three of them.

They help you bring the items back in. You struggle with Dean to get the sofa upstairs, but somehow succeed. Placing it into the living room. As well as the two chairs you own. You wipe your brow. Placing your hands on your hips as you take in a few breaths. Dean looks at you. Folding his arms over his torso. Hearing the movement downstairs of Anna and Lydia bringing in more boxes.

"You've only got like... 10 more boxes to go". You dramtaicly sigh. Sitting down onto the chair.

"Whos idea was it to move to a two-storey building? I should've moved into a flat again. Or a bungalow". He chuckles lowly. Coming over and outstretching both his hands. You place yours in his. Letting him pull you up. He drops your hands as you stand. Going downstairs and helping move the last of the items and boxes.

"You know" he starts speaking as he places the last box down. Your girls sitting on the sofa as they look at him. You turn to face him. Folding your arms over your torso as you look up at him. "This has helped inspire me"

"You want to move? Even after all of that?" you say. He smiles and shakes his head.

"No. We've got a spare room at home. It has inspired me to decorate it. Make it my own space"

"Like a bedroom?" You say.

"No. Like a living space but specifically for me"

" A Dean cave. You know, like the bat cave" Lydia says.

"Exactly. Exactly like that. Dean cave"

"What about Fortress of Deanatude?". Your eldest daughter suggests. Emphesising the words with her hands.

"I like that" he points at Anna. "That's good. I'll workshop the name. But both of those are in the running". You chuckle slightly. Unwrapping your arms from yourself as you gently place a hand on his upper arm.

"I might have something that'll be good for your Dean cave". You go over to what is now your bedroom. He follows shortly behind you. "It came with the place. I was going to sell it as I have no use for it but your more then welcome to have it". You open the door. A foosball machine inside. His face lights up as he goes over to it. He appears almost nervous to touch it as he looks at you.

"Are you sure?" you nod. A smile on your face as he turns back to the item. His fingers tracing over it as he smiles. "Thank you. This will really be what makes Deans fortress something else". His smile falters "that... that definitely is not the name for it". You laugh.

"I'll help you take it downstairs. You happy for it to go into your car?" he nods. So you help him, as promised. Taking it to the impala sat comfortably on your drive. Behind your own car and the van. Loading it into the boot of Baby. He shuts the door to it. Turning to face you as a genuinely joyful smile comes over his face.

"Thank you again"

"Think of it as payment for you helping me quite literally move house". He chuckles. Nodding. Looking down as he bites his bottom lip slightly. "Thank you Dean. For everything" you say. Him looking back up at you.

"I'm always happy to help. Monsters or moving furniture. I'm the guy to call" you chuckle.

"Like ghost busters but with extra perks". He chuckles lowly. Nodding. "Come here" you say. Putting your arms out. He comes over to you. His hands resting on your lower back as your arms go around his neck. Hugging him close to you. "its been good seeing you"

"And you" He runs his hand up the length of your spine before he moves away from the hug. "Let me know when you open up for the public. I'll be the first customer" he smiles. You laugh slightly. Nodding as you place your hands into your jeans pockets.

"I better see you before that though"

"I'm sure you will" you smile. "I'll see you around Kat"

"Text me when you get home safely" he nods. Turning from you as he goes to the front of his car. Getting into the drivers seat. He sticks his hand out the window, a motionless wave as he starts the car and drives away.

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[itzsarahhh]

Let’s get it… My live reactions to The Rebound 🏀 Episode 3: (this is gonna be long and I’m so sorry for that) (also spoilers)

-Love the flashback, Ryu and Zen were so cute together. they definitely got close enough to kiss. So the question is did they actually kiss or did someone pull away?

-the tension between these two is crazy. And of course he kept the key to your locker

-yes boys, Ryu is better than all of you at basketball

-love that Emi’s character (don’t remember her name) is standing up for Ryu but I definitely think he will get into a fight

-not the bullying. of course Ryu steps in to help. Love that but hope this doesn’t cause any problems

-Oop and here is the teacher. And he got a warning for preventing bullying? What about the other kid, the actual bully?

-is Jedi gonna sit with Ryu? Omg cute! I love Jedi. Galactic alliance! (Ghost ship #1 perhaps? Just kidding but I support this friendship)

-omg an autistic character? In my sports bl? It’s more likely than you might think

-and now for the basketball playing scene. Love seeing Meen do what he does best

-sir you’re worried he’s gonna start a fight and then YOU (try to) START A FIGHT WITH HIM? Ryu is a head taller than you and from the streets he would clearly beat you if you actually fought (maybe that’s what he wants so he gets kicked off the team)

-100 push-ups? I would kill that man (Jed, not the coach). Yeah Ryu was not in the wrong on this one

-oh hi Frank

-atom, zen is a lifeguard and he thought you were drowning. he was just doing his job lol

-Ryu I don’t think it’s that easy to quit. And it’s hard to tell if the brother is actually helping

-atom I’m not sure if you like him and want to be friends or more than friends. But he still seems like a sad boi. Also he’s got that rizz asking for his insta

-Lin! That’s her name! Also girl I think a book report is more important than club duties

-Oop the parallels are paralelling. Goddamnit not the brother ruining the moment

-Yes Zen!! You hug that man from behind. He is definitely still in love with Ryu

-the Boss guy gives me the creeps

-why is it so dark out already? I guess if practice ended at 7:30 it could get dark soon but it looks way later at night. How long was that drive?

-ooh the famous bl bridge.

-the wiping of the mouth! A bl trope staple. I could never. I will give you a napkin and you can do that yourself

-Oop that father flashback. I’m guessing he passed away. Poor Ryu

-ok the brother is playing for Ryu but does he know how to play basketball?

-Q is annoying me. Sir your brother is a high school student, the only place he should be is in high school. Don’t you want him to have a good life and not stuck with that creepy boss like you are?

-oh no not grandma!! At least atom was there to help. But I can’t have her getting sick or dying.

-Q!??? When I catch you Q. Wtf are you doing to Zen??

-not the episode ending there. Thank god the next episode is tomorrow

Final thoughts: the show is keeping me interested and entertained so far. MeenPing continue to serve chemistry and I like how you can tell their characters still like each other. Q is getting on my nerves already trying to drag Ryu into his mess. Also are they blood related or is it just the honorific Phi? Anyways I will be tuning in tomorrow. Thank god I have the day off, so I won’t have to wait to watch it. If you made it this far I appreciate you deeply! Stay tuned for my episode 4 thoughts

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers receiving a shitty birthday gift

leo: blankly stares at the gift giver n says “thanks.” thats it. thats all he says. the thing is if he was given the best gift of all time he’d still have the exact same reaction

ney: this bitch assumes its a joke bc theres no way he could be given a gift THIS shitty. so he spends a good ten seconds laughing in the poor gift givers face before finally calming down n going “so wheres my present?? :D”, thus making things ten times worse 

luka: poor guy doesnt wanna be rude, but no matter how hard he tries he cant hide the fact that this is the shittiest gift of all time. so he jus gives an obviously fake/awkward smile n jus kinda goes “thanks, thats,,, thats so nice of you,,,” while putting the gift down with no intent to pick it up ever again

virgil: the man is honest. not even to be mean or anything, hes jus an open book. he jus kinda looks the gift giver dead in the eye n goes “why would you give me this.” hes not even trying to be mean or hurt the persons feelings; he rlly is jus curious

alisson: sweet n polite, he says thank you n takes the gift with no issue, however you KNOW hes hitting up the lfc group chat later with a picture a said gift attached n captioned “WTF IS THIS?????”

luis: honestly?? there is no bad gift according to luis. its free stuff. even if he was given socks hed jus be like “cool. free socks.”

ronaldo: cannot FATHOM someone not putting incredible thought into his gift n getting him exactly what he wants, so he literally shuts down. like spends ten minutes in pure silence jus staring at this shitty ass gift

sergio: hes mean abt it but not, like, EXPLICITLY. he’ll be like “oh man, this is,,, this is so cool, hey do you mind if i go show my friends??” while holding back laughter. then he’d show it to said friends n have a fucking LAUGH abt it

klopp: give this man a fucking OSCAR bc he acts like he was just given the ballon d’or. he shines that 323523 gigawatt smile n lets out an earnest “THANK YOU!!” n gives the gift giver a classic Klopp Hug all the while thinking, “why? why?”

pep: oh this man is fucking BRUTAL. he straight up ROASTS the gift giver. no mercy. he jus kinda makes jokes abt how shitty this gift is loudly enough for EVERYONE in the room to hear

[planet-crait]

Work Her Magic is next and I am fairly certain we won’t see any Dev in this one and I am honestly crushed. I need someone to give that boy a hug yesterday.

Oh no. Hazel is going to try and engage with her mom who is going to blow her off for work. Yep she’s more focused on work than her family that’s. Rough honestly. Oh wow she works even over dinner. Wow I thought my dad was bad about working too much.

Poor Beatrice (how do you spell her name?) I get Angela is always talking with her but uh Angela isn’t telling her no. Cosmo I love you. You’re 10/10 godparent.

T-trillion dollar lotto?? Oh uh wow. No one questions this huh. I thought fairies couldn’t help people win competitions? Ever? Unless the lotto doesn’t count? But why wouldn’t it?

How does Angela not question Hazels fake name lolz. Hazeltrishadult is like. Such a fake name and Angela just rolls on past no worries and invites her into her house? I would never.

I feel the struggle walking in heels. They’re terrible lolz. Puppet Hazel is back lolz. They just keep bringing the puppet back for some reason. And why always a puppet and not a clone? I feel like the clone would blend in better than a puppet that clearly is not behaving like Hazel would.

What button could Hazel have pressed to thoroughly break the computer like that?

Wait why is puppet Hazel triggered by the word life lolz.

I need to know how Angela doesn’t question a thing Hazel is doing right now. Like what adult sits on the floor and colors “notes”. I’m just saying Angela rolls with this for way longer than she really should be.

Puppet Hazel is really crashing and the poor thing doesn’t even get pronouns they’re just an “it” they’re clearly sentient why be so cruel to the poor thing?

I honestly wish we got to hear what they were talking about. We know so little about Angela and knowing what makes her laugh would help her get developed more. Umm wow that is a very out of the blue comment. Wow uh Hazel trying to get her mom to complement her lolz.

What is happening with the puppet? They are going through it. No one questions “Hazel” losing her head? Literally?

Ma’am how do you trust her to handle this you just met her. Like literally hours ago at Best. Why would you trust a stranger with something so important. Girl a montage isn’t going to help you with a speech. This is going to end badly I know it lolz. And she’s late. Oops.

Why did no one question who Hazel was? I know she’s in the wrong room (second run through of the ep) no one is wondering why this person is giving a speech about something? Really?

Wanda wtf? You fired him for nothing??? He was just a reasonable man asking a reasonable question and now he’s unemployed. And getting unemployment will be hell because no one at the office will know who fired him or why.

Literally and the other two aren’t questioning who Cosmo and Wanda are?

Lolz she got fired. Probably for the best. Uhhh Angela doesn’t question the mommy comment? Really?

I was wondering how that check thing was going to go. Angela. That is kind of vicious.

Does the puppet always live in the void? Oh that would be true hell. I feel so bad for them.

At least Angela cared enough to care for Hazel when she’s sick.

Side note. The “poof” clouds always have some fun stuff in them for the wishes and I do appreciate them. They’re always pretty funny to see. I didn’t love this episode and was hoping for more Dev stuff, but it sounds like this episode and Cookies Court actually came out before Lost and Founders Day? Which makes a lot more sense than this ordering because major stuff happened with Dev that just kind of gets tossed aside for no reason. Oh well that’s the curse of trying to watch a show after it’s aired and trying to find episodes where you can. My list has Crock to the Future next so we’ll see how that one is. I’ve heard some things so we’ll see if my concerns for how Dev is going can be put aside for now lolz.

[theshenanijiang]

WTF WKX you can't just touch people's false faces! Stop that!

Sassy girl giving away all your secrets WKX.

"You've changed your appearance." "Is it pretty?" WKX leans in further and waits for him to take a drink. "It's perfect." This guy has mad flirting skills.

The way WKX clears his throat, like no one is asking I am dying on the vine, disciple do something! lol

Mr. Zhou your cynicism is showing!

Shen Shen (?) really shook by the death of the Zhang dad.

Who the heck are these two old people? And why they calling Shen Shen out like that? If I say I like them will they die too?

Ok, but serious question... does this show have anything to do with the Moonlight Blade mobile mmorpg?

I like the old beggar dude.

Meanwhile WKX staring at the sleeping (meditating?) Mr. Zhou. He is so gone on the mystery of this guy. It is kinda cute. Ok, WKX were all those spars just so you could feel up Mr. Zhou? Seriously man... Oh boy... he gonna wax about that flexible sword of Mr. Zhou's now?

These two old coots making everyone scared. Good for them. I like Lu Liu and Tao Hong. They take no shit.

Beggar Elder offering assistance to find Chengling prolly has the best chance of finding him, honestly.

"I'm tired, lets go find some rest in the shade" he says, gets to shade and WKX is already drinking tea. Poor man must feel hounded by now. It's like how they talk about people hunting deer, like.... the deer gets a head start and then just when it is thinking to rest there is the hunter again. Daaaang.

Aaaand again.

Oh... who could have possibly reserved the entire inn? I wonder. Zhou's face says: Of fucking course it is. Even Chengling looks so done with WKX's shit.

Smooth... smooth. Calling him beautiful. Everyone around WKX at this point whispers to each other: does he need glasses? Does he know he needs glasses?

But I gave you my room!!!! *gets kicked out anyway* Lol

WKX walks away with a "this man amuses me" face.

Jeez Chengling...

These two... They just need to kiss already. WKX flirting so hard... he doesn't want to get in Zhou's pants, just wants to see his face. (He totally seems to want both)

Oh my god.... "Who is the cutest person then?"

WKX "Someone with a slim waist, long legs, looks tough, but is softhearted." His flirting is a weapon.

Ugggghhhh leave Chengling alone! That boy needs a hug, not your strident voice hollering at him at the dinner table!

"It's as if I bullied you!" Well yes, that is what just happened.

Ao Laizi has cool clothes.

WKX handling everything and telling Zhou to go back to sleep is cute. Dang it why is he so cute? "Can I call you Ah Xu?" I am officially dying at this guy. That hand brush.... hooo boy... hawt.

[storiesofsvu]

Okay, im gonna preface this by saying that i normally post these directly after watching, so the chaos no context makes a little bit more sense but i was way too tired to deal with uploading after the ep last night... reading it back.... i DID enjoy the episode and did think it was a good one! props to director Aisha. i just think that *between* the eps this season, they keep flitting back and fourth between the style of how they're executing adding in new unsubs/connections to gold star/whatever and my brain can't follow it sometimes (esp at 2 in the morning when i'm getting tired lol).

Alright, considering I normally stay up til the crack of dawn something about making me stay up til 2am for these eps makes me exhausted. I blame the heat. Here we go!

I know that the format of the show is to keep us connected with individual ep unsubs, but none of us CARE. Either make us fully invested in the gold star/north star shit, OR make it the back seat story arc while these new unsubs are suddenly the bau’s focus like they did in the last season!!!

…unless that was morse code and is connected..

BUT STILL!

Make it make sense and be connected to the viewer before starting the scene

I don’t give a fuck about these guys…. Give me the people im waiting for

If you want me to care about eps that are stylized like cm s 1-15 then you have to make them ALL that way, you can’t pick and choose. Make me focus on gold star/elias/Jade from the last couple eps or nothing. You cant switch styles halfway through the season… no matter how intriguing that COULD be im automatically uninterested because its not the same style

Is tyler getting paid for this shit? Or is he just like.. hanging out and having fun?

LLOOLLL not Emily profiling tylers handwriting

PLEASE give us more and ALL dr tara lewis, she’s already been unappreciated as a character, but as a DOCTOR, please, she so smrt. Give us all if it

AS IF that many boxes contain EVERYTHING for four years!

Dad!rossi: I forbid you

Em: fuck you dad imma do it anyway

LOOOLL “ive never been forbidden before…” THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE SAYS BEFORE THEY DEFY ORDERS. I WOULD KNOW

Ok.. NOW this unsub storyline has caught my attention but I am confused lol. Seems very heartbreaking either way

God Emily is so fucking gorgeous

Jfc how smart is tyler?? Imma need to do a deep dive on this…

Man voit is a better fucking profiler than half the team, if he wasn’t…. ya know… a serial killer.. LOL

HHAHAHAHA omg tyler

Yess! Another VVERY NATURAL FUCK! I don’t care what anyone says, the more natural swears are the ones that I love the most!

Garcia’s so fucking hot…

Hotch “left the unit a few years ago” bruh that was at least a decade

LOL JILL IS ME

NOT FELICITY HUFFMAN OPENING WITH A FUCK

JFC. SHES SO HOT its giving elizabeth Mitchell

Looooolllll fucking rossi…

Jj and luke work super well together and I love it

Loooll Emily throwing tyler in last minute just like she planned and jill calling her on it RIGHT AWAY LOL

NOT THE GUILT TRIP LOL

“not even Jason was this manipulative”

WTF??? This some supernatural/insane shit. Is the wife even alive anymore?? Is he hallucinating that?

Aaand jj and luke have figured it out and this shit is fire

They got this girl locked up like joe from you

Jesus CHRIST this took a twist and I love it but AGAIN, I would love it so much more If it was the primary focus of the ep

Ooooo CALLED IT

God that’s heartbreaking

How THE FUCK DOES SICARIOUS STILL HAVE ACCES TO HIS NETWORK IN JAIL??

OMG Jill instantly hugging Penelope makes me SO WARM

Uuggghhh jill being dragged back into this is not fucking fair.. like… she left.. Jason DEFINTELY left.. that poor queen

JESUS that cut to rossi was straight out of a horror film where he WAS THE KILLER jfc