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pi-cloud · 7 months ago

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Me: no one can tell I'm a lesbian

Also me: I want to go to an all women's college because I don't really see the need to interact with men ever

#lesbian #queer #funny stuff #lgbtq #relatable #lgbtqia #sapphic #relatability #gay #college #college decisions #college applications #women #wow i was obviously gay #how could no one tell

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owari-no-suffering · 1 year ago

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shoutout to lan wangji and luo binghe for being endlessly tormented by their love interests' mixed signals, reaching their breaking point, and then proceeding to never be normal about their (always reciprocated) crushes (turned husbands) ever again.

#like obviously binghe and wangji are not on the same level. but they're certainly not opposites!#just got to wangxian's first kiss and like.#if my silly gay crush showered me in flowers and pointed out how pretty i was and always hung around me.#but then was like ''wow i love talking to boys don't you love talking to boys S?"#i would also be driven so insane as to just start punching trees #lan wangji epitome of control being pushed past his breaking point and hating himself for it . . . you are so dear to me #luo binghe driven absolutely batshit bonkers by his shizun who cares deeply for him and fears (or used to fear) the idea of him . . .#mm yes i'm connecting the dots. mxtx has a flavour she likes. i see i see #TBD on whether hualian fits into this nonsense at all but from what i've heard: not really #mdzs #rzfzx #svsss #scum villian self saving system #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wangxian #bingqiu

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fallloverfic · 1 year ago

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Almost 10 years later and we still FEASTIN.

I remember when this page dropped on Tuesday, July 16, 2013, and Blackenloin/Goldenheart/Goldheart/w/e shippers all collectively lost our minds. Yes, Ballister and Ambrosius are very shippable from the get-go (their hand placement on p.13, Ambrosius on p.21 to Ballister "Are you trying to make me jealous" and his otherwise flirty dialogue, Ambrosius holding Ballister's hand at the bar on p.102, plus little hints and things by Nate on Nate's tumblr), but p.126 was an outright confirmation that it wasn't just angsty and close platonic stuff (with very clingy Ambrosius) that's fun to ship but not exactly canon in the text itself (like you can read it as "oh these two had something" from the get-go but it's not exactly explicit up until this point, and it's a different experience reading the completed comic all in one go versus reading it page by page over the course of a couple years as pages release). The Director's wording, Ambrosius' little blush. Ahh, these beans.

So excited to see the movieeeee

#Nimona movie #Nimona film #Ambrosius Goldenloin #Ballister Blackheart #Ballister Boldheart #they're so soft #ready for them to break my heart again and hopefully put it back together #Nimona webcomic #ND Stevenson #we'll always have gay dads AU too #blackenloin #blackloin #goldheart #goldenheart #even people coming to the comic after it ended in September 2014 were like wow why are you people surprised #my guy it's not the same reading the completed thing #obviously ships can be made from even less than this #and people would have shipped them regardless of any overt canon stuff #this was a big deal #and I love how overt it is FROM THE GET-GO now in the movie #Nimona spoilers #also we weren't surprised we were happy to be fed #like oh the boys getting more overt references to being a couple???#yes????#and it just kept going from there #and the rest is history

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the-way-astray · 9 months ago

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hate it more than anything when people are like "[character] doesn't deserve [person/thing] because they are/have [mental disability/symptoms of a mental disability]" like damn at least try to pretend you aren't ableist please and thank you.

#. . . obviously this is about fitz #but also about so many other characters too #kotlc #fitz vacker #kotlc fitz #somehow i ended up digging up the iconic “Just because your gay doesnt mean Sophie is!!!” post #besides the obvious cringe just. the way the anon talked about people with anger issues . . .#like wow let's tell all people with this one mental disability that they never deserve to have a partner because of their disability!#totally not ableist at all!#and he doesn't even canonically have anger issues i can only imagine how much worse this must be for characters that canonically do #villainizing a mental disability like that and making it out to be a sign that someone is automatically bad if they have it is just.#yikes

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bisclavret · 3 months ago

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compiling some story vibes

#i really love observing the ways in which 20th century filmmakers took high concept stories and got creative w them on a small budget #right now im attempting that with. something else. a silent film idea from a few years ago #but the longer i rotate arthuriana in my head the more im like wow this world lends itself to low budget weirdness so well #i much prefer those strange stylized iterations to any sprawling lifeless epic #as long as you push a concept as far as it can go and do it justice you can take any story aspect and run with it #i havent decided what im focusing on yet hence why this moodboard is kinda nondescript #but tonally its like. part weird 70s arthouse film part direct to vhs shitty green screen fantasy romp. you understand.#vibes #story tag #idk what will make it into this specific story but obviously it will be gay. otherwise why am i even here #fg

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astro-eats · 1 month ago

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hai moot !!

i was wondering if you have an oc I can draw? if not then what can I draw for you?

WOAH OC SHARE OPPORTUNITY

I PRESENT TO YOU, MY OC, BOW!

she / her :3

guys I'm pretty good at drawing it just doesn't show much because I hardly draw humans, so here's my human (?) Drawing! :3

Ignore the mistakes I already know..

I feel like tumblrs gonna ruin the quality idk why

She has a gf but I haven't made her yet lol

my love for clowns is genetic probably my grandma loved clowns so much she had paintings of clowns all over her walls, she had clown mugs, etc

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c0rpseductor · 2 months ago

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*sees popular tumblr user realizing they have DID and talking about how lame and bullshit community terminology sounds and how the whole community is full of dogma and mysticism* wow, did i used to sound like this? holy shit i kind of sucked! anyway bye *makes out with block button*

#idk. i mean obviously i understand it #'i'm not like those WEIRD CRINGE PEOPLE who are CRAZY! i don't even think this is a REAL DISORDER!' is like #THE symptom #but god i really don't want to be like anywhere near that kind of energy lol. still trying to excise it from my own self #i also did not like this person for other reasons but felt kind of like blocking would be pointless #(also funny to be like 'all the terminology is so gay' like i used to and then use plural. literally my most hated woo term)#(truly all internalized ableism is built kinda different)#i'll delete this later lol i dont want to be a mean meanie it's just like. hm! wow!

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stardustdiiving · 8 months ago

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Everytime I tell people who know me pretty well I LOVED Pearl from Steven Universe as a child it’s so humiliating bc they’re always like oh of COURSE you did . I bet you loved her thing with rose quartz didn’t you and I have to admit Rosepearl was an integral part me building an understanding of queerness and they’re like that makes SO much sense. I cannot keep doing this

#fern.txt #its interesting looking back bc I feel SU being good at not making u feel ur being talked down to or talked over w how it goes #into emotions when ur watching it as a kid + the ambiguity of intimacy/love with rose and pearl just rlly clicked for me #bc i had known of gay relationships before but I have always been so obviously aromantic so if u explained them to me only in #the lens of romsntic relationships I just didn’t get it esp in how it could relate to my own identity #but idk I remember I watched rose��s scabbard over some classmates shoulder and was genuinely just so fascinated #with how pearl had all these deep feelings for another woman but it wasn’t just for the show to say they were exes n pearl wanted to get #back together with her or they used to be dating etc it was just her mourning her overall love and relationship w rose #and w my aromanticism I’ve always been able to understand love I just feel I hit a wall n disconnect when it’s romsntic love in the confines #of a conventional romsntic relationship%. so with this I was like wow I really resonate w this feeling of just rlly loving another woman and #I am able to kind of understand how those feelings fe n experiences exist outside of just Wanting To Date Someone #its rlly interesting bc I think it just continues to be a facet to my own queerness to this day #when it comes to relationships specifically I still lean towards n love ambiguity in fiction + my own work #bc I think that lets me resonate between when I jsut have this complete blind spot of being able to relate to anything with romsntic #relationships bc I’m on the aro spectrum OFL

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snixx · 8 months ago

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who's gonna take one for the team and write the beth pov angsty estranged faberry future reunion fic the world desperately needs

#shelby would be dead obviously #so beth goes looking for her birth mom #but since rachel is the most famous person from her town she finds rachel and asks her if she knew her mom #cause she cant find “lucy” anywhere #and its a call back to dream on when rachel was looking for HER bio mom. ykw shelby doesnt even need to be dead i just hate her #and rachel has war flashbacks to her angsty ex gf/homoerotic could-have-been #idk im just freeballing here #fuck it maybe this is what ill do with my slowburn faberry fic itself. it would be so fun #faberry #LMFAO OR. FOR EXTRA ANGST AND INTERNALIZED GAY PAIN. SHELBY KICKS BETH OUT AND DISOWNS HER #unfortunately shelbys not homophobic that couldve had so much potential. maybe for uhhhhhh idk doing drugs or something. maybe she's racist #i wouldnt put it past her #maybe beth has her skank era and we KNOW shelby wouldnt take kindly to it #wow i love torturing my characters

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stinkrascal · 2 years ago

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took these to turn into polaroid pics but theyre kinda cute so i will dump them here too

#ts4 #straud: all #straud: extras #morgan fyres #ulrike faust #max villareal #wolfgang munch #renegades moer like reneGAYS #*more wow #if wolfgang read that he would hit me for calling him gay. sorry son youre so straight obviously #with your fingerless gloves. a staple of straight culture #i PROMISE im working on straud legacy posts im SO CLOSE to posting straud legacy again you guys. SO CLOSE #🌱#the sims 4

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charmac · 2 years ago

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#high again #lol #went on a weird deep dive and some info about sunny drives me insane #but it’s so weird and like. does. anyone else think of this.#or am i just weird?#anyway my job i do a lot of #law.. and real estate #and **** ********* <- i just hate what that is #i avoid the latter seriously and i’m about to quit bc i hate it so much #anyway i do things like. llc formation and operating agreements and shit #it came to my attention that rob and ryan’s gay ass wrexham llc is rr mcreynolds #christ that’s another level of homoerotic but moving on #rob uses the same address as some other llcs #and like. guys. there’s an ‘entertainment’ llc he formed in 2005 that’s still active #sunny obviously #but what’s it called? it’s always sunny #no #lol nope. lol. the rob entertainment company that he formed in 2005 and is still active today is called #johnny tablewipe inc #i’m so serious lmfao that’s wow. that’s info in my brain rn.#that’s sunny at it’s core guys #always sunny in 2005 and to this day operates under johnny tablewipe inc #i hate them fuck i love them that’s so stupid #yk what started recently #that is kinda it’s own thing and would need its own entity?#yeah the podcast llc name is fantastic loll #does anyone care… or am i insane?#i’ve accepted my mania has reached an all time high anyway we ride

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vulpinesaint · 1 year ago

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absolutely unreasonable over this coworker that i rlly like rn. thank god i don't like men or i would have fucking Lost it by now! as it is i don't even know what has me so dkfjghsdf about him i'm just sitting there with my head in my hands going "he's so normal about trans people..."

#he's a like. fr nerd guy which i don't know if i have a value judgment for but! it gets me points cause i can pull out nerd shit too #thought he was Significantly older than me but he is only four years older than me and not the estimated six. so it's not that bad #once i'm twenty in like three months it really will not be that weird for me to be friends with people in their twenties.#YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS. HE'S NOT NERDY HE'S GEEKY. DIFFERENT VIBE BUT DEFINITELY MORE LIKE ME #like. ordered a working spiderman mask online but also likes my alt radio station. y'know #and he wants to be my friend too!!! we talk nd have similar senses of humor #and he says hi + bye to me every time he sees me AND says my name every time which i think is a like. positive sign #when people take the time to say 'hi [name]!' i think that's a like. 'i'm invested in being friendly with you' thing #AND AGAIN!!! HEAD IN MY HANDS!!!! HE'S SO NORMAL ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE!!!!!!#went 'wow. it's the ignorance' when one of the kids asked about my dead name (kid obviously did not know what being trans entailed)#and when i went 'i mean adults ask me that too' he went 'what??? fr??? people are so uneducated :/' like a little disgusted ab it #which. dude. what a fucking world. so normal about trans people that like. not being normal about trans people is a foreign concept #not EVEN transphobia just not being educated on what's decent to ask a trans person!!! NOBODY knows that stuff!!!!#except for skye my best friend skye apparently. this dude is so fucking normal about trans people #laughs at my jokes about being trans!!! consistently!!!!! is rlly cool about it!!!!!!!#made a joke about using my dual citizenship to go check on the girls who were taking a really long time in the bathroom #and he found it as funny as i did and like. that's a kind of joke u'd usually have to share with other trans/queer people... idk...#would also make that joke with my coworker who is gay. but he's also really chill about me being trans haha #anywayyyyyy i don't know if he's queer or anything (strikes me as straight) but it's. god. world-changing #AND HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. WHO HE TALKS ABOUT A NORMAL AMOUNT. VERY POSITIVE THING #so i don't have to worry about things being weird at all :D #and he knows for sure i'm 19 and is chill about it. which. i was the only one making that a big deal but it's a relief all the same haha #asked how old i was (talking about graduating from college in a year nd a half) and gave me a FIST BUMP when i told him.#A FIST BUMP. WHO DOES THAT.#straight people. that's who. guys who are just guys.#guys who make me go 'oh so i DO want guy friends who are my friends in a 'we're both guys' way. those other guys just suck'#which i don't really want but ALSO. he's normal about trans people! so he recognizes me as a guy no matter what i look/sound like!!#my like. supervisor's supervisor made a joke about him being childish and like. girl.#idc frankly that's skye my best friend skye you can't tell me shit about him we listened to the radio while driving the kids to the beach #valentine notes

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moinsbienquekaworu · 1 year ago

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i've never watched james bond except like the first 10 minutes of an old movie and then swore i would never go there again, so i had no idea he's a james bond, but he was on my dash and he was pretty and so i reblogged 🫡

He's not a James Bond! Ben Whishaw played the most recent version of Q, the quartermaster who gives the agents all their cool gadgets. Before they 'rebooted' the movies with Daniel Craig as Bond Q was an old guy, which was interesting but people weren't really going crazy over him. Then they cast beautiful young Ben Whishaw as Q in Skyfall and a lot of people started shipping him and Bond. On one hand, if I'm honest this is another case of 'two white men who look at each other', on the other Q is charming, they have a few fun interactions (more than Kylux lol) and the 00Q fandom did something really good with their characters (I gave the ship name because isn't 00Q one of the coolest ship names you've ever seen? I love it so much)

#i'm into them btw obviously #watched all the daniel craig james bond movies just for the 00q #i mean q is canonically gay also! in a pretty weirdly introduced way and offhand but hey we'll take it #he kisses his cat! he has a scrabble q letter mug!#and bond is also something but like this is about ben whishaw #ben whishaw who also does other cool things! he can and did and does do better than the james bond franchise #wow i have an asks tag now

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nekhcore · 9 months ago

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new ship dynamic: guy who thinks he's defending an underdog from being mistreated x guy who totally deserved everything that happened to him

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broke-on-books · 9 months ago

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Holy topic change batman

How did we even get here

#reading a poem from class and am just in shock at a change of topic here and the language used #like i dont have cultural knowledge/connection/whatever of the word used so it itself isnt like sensitive for me in any way nd i dont know #how much it is that in spanish (bc im reading the poem in soanish and translating the words i dont know into english to understand better)#but the FREAKING TOPIC CHANGE here has left me so shocked #like im sorry but how do we go from talking abt how this homie is like the special voice of the city and connection to nature in an #industial world only to then go (direct translation) “and the faggots #they dreamed of you“ like bro WHEN DID THEY GET HERE #anyways i picked this poem bc it was a little queer from the skim i did i can admit that but obviously i missed the bulk of it because i did #not see that line coming at all or the total topic change here #like again i picked up it was a little gay on the skim bc its by a gay poet abt a gay poet. and bro is described using words like beautiful #handsome etc. a few times #but looking through and skimming the rest is just them talking about gay ppl the whole time. how did i miss this. like yeah this was #likely written in the 1920s uses older language (not to mention in my 2nd language) but wow okay #going thru and translating and that just hit me by surprise horribly #I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABT INDUSTRY AND NATURE #okay i think ive recovered from the shock there i need to finish actually 7nderstanding this so i can write the paper i put off so ling #also 10 points and like a shitty doodle of choice if anyone knows the poem here.#i have an awful track record of following through on these promises but like interested to see if its semi obvious

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simptasia · 10 months ago

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people saying saltburn isn't gay are insane. he literally drank that man's cum. what the fuck qualifies as gay to you

#i read up on saltburn on tvtropes to see what people were freaking out about #and oh. that. i'm surprised i didn't hear about That scene on here already #like yeah wow thats fucking replusive #and gay. obviously

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