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Liao Shenghao.

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violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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ari and lucerne. you agree. reblog

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people who say 'just write for yourself' (me) have never met the absolute demon that lives in my head (also me) and judges every single word i put on the page. i am writing for myself, and let me tell you, the audience of me is a tough critic. she’s like, 'this sentence is fine but not groundbreaking,' and 'are you really gonna use the word 'suddenly' again? pathetic.' like ma’am, i’m trying my best.

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amateurish first effort

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a man has just jamped off the entire state building .

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No way

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Ryk Naves

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Bring back my favorite voice line please.

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im glad i actually took time to cook For Real too, like. a lot of times i jst toss stuff in the oven (my go to salmon strat is about as much effort as making a frozen pizza) and thats good when you feel like shit esp if you have a healthy low effort resippy like that!! but like. getting Involved and expending Effort and chopping a bunch of veggies de-stressed me significantly. it felt so nice. still don't wanna wash those damn dishes though

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

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thoughts on Katy Perry/Justin Trudeau?

It genuinely doesn't even compute. It gives me a feeling of unreality. Lots of things nowadays make me feel like "we can't be living in the real world, this can't be happening" but this is by far the most lowest stakes thing that makes me feel that way