#wonderbat comic

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Bruce: Jaylad, I need you to be at the Wayne gala this weekend.

Jason: But why me, B? Why not pretty boy, Dickie? I'm sure the ladies miss him.

Bruce: Your brother has a double shift this weekend.

Jason: How about the brat? He needs the socialization.

Bruce: Will be at the Kents' for a sleepover.

Jason: How about -

Bruce: The rest of your siblings will be busy, lad.

Jason: But Bruce, I'll be busy too. And even though I wasn't, I don't want to be around those pretentious fuck - people.

Bruce: Diana will be there.

Jason: Why didn't you start with that? Absolutely! I'll be there, old man. And I'll need a new suit.

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at the gala

Diana: Aw, you look really handsome, little prince.

Jason blushes and smiles like the little boy who saw Wonder Woman for the first time.

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

[atomicowboy]

redraw based off this post :) i love them

[dimaiv-nov]

averagely sized vigilante man from gotham/averagely sized themyscirian warrior princess mwah

[sisaloofafump]

The moment he takes off the cowl he’s a normal guy, but until then…

[puffinpatrol]

Hello Superwonderbat, you saved my life or something

[dailydccomics]

this was a very sweet issue with Diana and Clark figuring out what to get Bruce for his birthday oh my ♡ Wonder Woman #7 by Tom King and Guillem March

[bruciemilf]

Superbat 🤝 Bruharvey 🤝 Batlantern 🤝 Brutalia 🤝 Ghostbat 🤝 Wonderbat

“Missionary, so we can keep arguing”

[pinkiemachine]

Heyyy

Could yo make some Wonderbat?

In that lil' comic where Dick introduces Kori to Bruce and then Diana suddenly appears idk it came of as Wonderbat and I loved it

[bbbbbbbbatman]

The worst day of Jason’s life is when he learned Bruce and Wonder Woman once slept together

[bluebananabarry]

everyone lusting after this old man and his mysterious emo charm (just like me)

Og pic under cut:

[wondersinwaynemanor]

like father, like kids. and make it with Bruce and the Wayne kids with cheesy pick up lines for their partners.

imagine Bruce searching through the internet on what to say and he stumbles on cheesy pick up lines, thinking they work with his flirtation skills. he already has that playboy persona he puts on, but what if he wants to expand his skills?

his kids are just like him. their partners talking about how cheesy they sound, but does it really matter? the lines work on them anyways.

just imagine some scenerios:

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Wally, calling Babs: Hey, Babs. Did Dick ever do cheesy pick up lines to you?

Babs, laughs: He tried. Is he getting any better?

Wally, blushing hard: I mean...

Babs: I shouldn't even be asking you, Walls. No matter what he does, you adore him.

Roy, who hears Wally's question to Babs, grins: Jaybird does the same.

Wally: Probably a brother thing?

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Jon: Kon, should I be worried that Damian is starting to talk... Like....

Kon: Like what?

Jon, cheeks turning red: He's telling me pick up lines from Tumblr that I found last week!

Kon, baffled: Hold up! I swear Tim just recently told me also-

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Steph: So, does Duke's pick up lines work on you?

Izzy, smiles: He doesn't need to, but I appreciate the effort.

Steph, shrugs with a knowing smile: I know the feeling.

somewhere at the Watchtower:

Batman: You're just like the Bat signal because you light up the darkness.

Wonder Woman blinks before smiling lovingly at Batman.

somehow Roy and Wally hears the gossip between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Red Arrow: So it must be a family thing.

Flash: Yuppp, not just a brother thing.

Superman, smirks: A hundred percent.

[brucediana]

Wonderbat by Artcraawl

[yeesa]

Always (voluntarily) stuck in a JLU chokehold

[unfashionably-late-comics]

Bruce's google search history later that night: "What do you do when you realize all your coworkers are demi-gods and gorgeous?"

I headcanon that Bruce doesn't think about romantic relationships on his own so when he's called out, he's frightfully underprepared and has NO idea how to respond. This is in contrast to him being prepared with 18 contingency plans for an uprising of unconfirmed mole people.

[cardboard-writer]

WonderBat by Bobafiish:

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