#with zero time for me to get food

[sammyloomis]

nothin like having to spend my bday tomorrow doing a bunch of shit i dont rly wanna do :V

[nexus-nebulae]

me as a kid: i have all these problems

every adult around me: you're not old enough to know what's wrong with you, you're fine

me as an adult: i still have all these problems

my doctors after i finally got the opportunity to choose them myself: oh my fucking god why have you never gotten help for all these problems. you should have seen me 10 years ago

[keeps-ache]

porch time porch time woowoo !! :D

[princessmyriad]

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[exsqueezememacaroni]

I don't know why (it's probs the covid quarantine blues), but i'm really craving a college dorm style Mike-in-concert viewing party...like...snacks, thirsty for Mike convos, making fun of the boys, deep philosophical talks over stupid subjects, you know the deal.

Like, don't you just wanna cozy up and compare greasy hair AD Mike with greasy hair California Mike?

[catboynutsack]

call me crazy but "girl dinner" just seems like tiktoks cutesy buzzword for depression meals

[b-blushes]

Dramatic moment: there’s delicious treats in my freezer that I got as gifts and yet I can’t eat them right now because of the symptoms syndromes, pain and suffering on planet earth

[thistlekiss]

Me: starting to make lunch in the kitchen

Mother: comes in after me and makes it VERY clear that *i* am in the way

Also mother: gets pissed off when i say i'll make my food later

[peachfruitcake]

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[void-emissary]

got my first office job and they were NOT kidding when people said that you do jack shit in jobs like that. i spend 8 hours a day fucking around at a desk on a computer, getting two (2) things done all day and the boss tells me im doing a great job. insane.

[crescentmp3]

went outside today! was quite fun ^^

[sodrippy]

duckduckgo is it possible to live exclusively off protein shakes

[becca-alexa]

as someone who spent three years working a retail job if i ever hear someone complain about retail workers not smiling while working they are getting a punch to the throat

[supercantaloupe]

i mentioned to my roommate that i was applying to work at a nearby tea shop among other places and she was like "are you sure you'll be able to deal with that?" which like. she meant like sensory wise (she said specifically cause in the past i'd mentioned being possibly/probably autistic and the location will likely be loud and crowded for long periods of time, two things i don't handle super well generally) and i do appreciate the concern but also like. for one thing it's about as decent a job as i have even a chance of getting (walking distance, wage isn't the best but with tips it's pretty decent, you get free tea during your shift) and for another thing i think literally all of my options at this point are going to be in the same situation so it's not like i can afford to be super picky here

[nexus-nebulae]

i wish i'd reblogged that one video i saw talking about The Tray (tray of food in fridge that you can just snack on like an Executive Dysfunction Charcuterie) bc i actually tried it and like. i am Eating More? i think?? The Tray is much more powerful than i expected

[ocdhuacheng]

fancy smores are the worst kind

the best smores are messy and sticky and taste like late-night bonfires with cousins

if u don’t get sticky marshmellow all over ur fingers while eating s’mores ur doing it wrong. Smh. British people will never understand