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Me: starting to make lunch in the kitchen
Mother: comes in after me and makes it VERY clear that *i* am in the way
Also mother: gets pissed off when i say i'll make my food later
#I WAS THERE FIRST#cCLEARLY GATHERING INGREDIENTS#but no IM the one getting in HER way#for fucks sake its my birthday tomorrow she abandoned me during an asthma attack i had to get her to call me a fucking ambulance for#and today shes fucking aggro bc i was IN *HER* WAY????#and after i fixed her fucking tv EVEN AFTER SHE WOKE ME UP o fixed her fucking app she was having issues with she RUINED the chicken stock#i was trying to fucking make last week AND SHE INVADED THE FUCKING KITCHEN WHILE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE FOOD#but no obviously im the fucking problem#also bought her a fucking mini waggle maker bc she cant eat the big ones i found 4 more kdramas for her to watch AND shes put zero effort il#into my birthday#like i spend the entire year picking presents for her and my dad and my sister and ALL THREE OF THEM COME TO ME FOR THEIR PRESENTS TO EACH#OTHER and she fucking refuses to put any effort into gifts for me#just hands me cash#“its too hard i dont know what you like” even when i fucking made a list of gift cards she could get AT THE FUCKING GROCERY STORE#and we always fucking eat where anybody fucking else in the family wants to eat#nevermind its supposed to be my fucking birthday#anyway turns out im still bitter and angry that my birthday has never been about me#time for my annual Birthday Self Pity to start#at least i organised my own birthday cake this year#so im actually getting what i want#since last year the dessert she made i cant fucking eat#bc im fucking allergic to eggs#and the year before that she wasnt speaking to me so i bought my own present#jokes on her that was my best birthday in decades#bc i actually got to do what i wanted which was fucking nothing#she didnt force us to go out for lunch AND THOUGHT SHE WAS PUNISHING ME#and the year before that i put my fucking foot down and said i wanted fish and chips at home#but she had to choose the fucking fish and chip place and she chose the fucking chinese restaurant so it was shit#i have forced myself to stop caring about my birthday bc it's just retraumatising myself every time i care
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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Bye - 1x03 - The Ones Who Live
#blurry or not i am seated#like really let me sit in your lap#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#hello welcome to the tour#on your left you will see a man™#a certified specimen the likes of which we haven't seen since 1973#move your hand just a bit lower and it could rest on my head#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *GLASS BREAKING* *SIRENS WAILING*
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~help your local rat get stable housing~
edit post nov 2023: I GOT THE HELP I NEEDED THANK YOU SOSOOSO MUCH
dramatically sprawled out on the floor
so i gotta move for the third time in that many years. unfortunately between health problems and the General State of The Economy, I have been unable to find work to be able to save any money. i have no choice but to leave the entire state. i thankfully have somewhere to go, however I need help getting there. i've been trying to do the math to get what I need to its lowest amount possible, but even that is still at least $2.5k.
after this move, i should be able to get things more stable and I might even have a couple job prospects lined up in that area, but right now I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel funds wise and desperately need help.
if you're able to spare anything, i've set up a goal through kofi so i can track it publicly. i have trouble asking for help but i really need what help i can get. thank you, so so so much.
#mutual aid#fundraiser#help#god i dont know what to tag this im just kinda ripping off the bandage bc ive been anxious about posting about this since i got asked to#leave. head in hands. please help by spreading the word if you cant spare any cash i completely understand.#i dont know what i can offer. my ability to do art has been really really low and with my sleeping/living arrangements my wrists shoulders#back have been in fucking wretches states so its hard for me to do much#if youre wonder about the other fundraiser i did a few years ago#the person i replaced in a renting situation ended up fucking me over and got basically evicted into the 2nd week of college and i had 3 da#to leave that situation or more people wouldve gotten fucked over. and ive been basically couch surfing since trying to find work#anyways i havent slept in a bed for more than a weekend since october 2021 my back is turbo fucked please help
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late night doodle bc when i say "i will never recover from Blitzø's nightmare sequence and flashbacks" i fucking mean it this entire episode destroyed me (thank fuck he got some fucking comfort though oh my god)
#just thinking abt Blitzø's life makes me sad#like i doubt stupid cash let him stick around after the fire#how long was it just him and his mom's little charm#e nough sad lemme autism abt the actual piece noejdjskdj#i loved doing the desaturated colors sm it makes the whoke thing feel so much sadder#i also mimiced Blitzø's handwriting for the text#it was a little tricky but with pen stabilization off my shaky hands helped#the tears were killinh me bc my reference was Blitzø watching his mom burn 😭😭😭 it was not fun#also SAD FACT: when i color picked for Blitzø it came out that his mom's charm is the same color as his eyes#but yeah if i cry you cryJSDHSHXKA#my art#clouds posts#hb spoilers#helluva boss spoilers#helluva blitz#helluva boss blitz#blitz hb#blitzo#helluva blitzo#blitzø#Blitzø i love you but why must you have eight bajillion tags#ghostfuckers
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John Wick: Chapter 4 - Blu-ray Featurettes
#me 5'4": i will pick him up#Keanu Reeves#kreevesedit#keanuedit#*#this man is boyfriend shaped#my favorite shape#is he even alive if he's not rubbing his hands together#survey says no#he really laughs HEEEEEEEHEEEEE#and it is precious every time#going to sew pockets in everything i own just so i have a place to keep him#thank you for being so animated and talking with your hands#because H A N D S 👀👀👀#if i speak....#*cash register noise* *glass breaking* *car horn*#man do i love me some old man eye crinkles#...that's a sentence#it's true tho#*me trying not to scare new people away with my tags and probably failing*#is that double black denim my dude#very canadian of you but slightly cooler
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Ugh everyone dunking on Steven are soooo cringe 🙄
Shane and Ryan are grown men who stood by this decision, so please dunk on them too lmao.
#watcher#sorry i think it's funny to dunk on steven and his tesla and expensive lifestyle and finance bro ways#i just think it's unfair to forget that they let him do that!!! they looked at that and went 'yeah i'll stand behind that'#so#let's dole out the dunking accordingly#but i do get why ppl hone in on steven specifically because like#the optics of going 'we're strapped for cash!!! anyway here's our new show about me traveling all over the world and eating gold!'#are not great good buddy ol' pal#they are in fact EXTREMELY hilarious#to be clear i'm not saying go and harass them#and in fact most that i've seen are people making the same sorts of gold-flake tesla jokes which i think are understandable#considering the aforementioned optics#i just think people hand-wringing over all the 'hate' steven gets are forgetting that he's living a life 90% of his audience can't afford#*because* of his audience#ALREADY#ya dig??
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every time R comes to clean i give her extra money (she asks for £11/h, she gets 11.50-12.50 kind of dependent on my exact change situation but always at least 11.50) and she argues her rate is £11 and tries to give me change and it's like ok minimum wage is 11.44 i literally cannot pay you less than that and at that point you might as well round up to 11.50 but also. i am a white woman hiring a black woman to clean my house. stop asking for slave wages. girl.
#practically every other cleaner is at least 15/h it's why i can afford to hire you in the first place but honey#bestie#look at me#even if i could legally pay you below minimum wage#which as a cash in hand no agency involved situation i totally could there's no paper trail#just like morally i could not do that#it's bad enough i can only pay you *just* above minimum i'm not going under it stop asking me to do that i'm begging
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Me, episode 1: Oh, a relatable protag! And a relatable female protag, at that. Sweet! That never happens.
Me, a few episodes in: Wait, the protag really is going to be my character? The one I identify with the most? Seriously? It's not going to be a strange, at least somewhat sinister, seemingly hostile male side character? It's gonna be a female character and the protagonist? That's insane, that literally never happens... what's the catch??
Me, more than halfway through the season: ... huh, I guess Maomao really is it. Okay, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me to myself, after episodes 22/23:
#i let my guard down#i should have known#like really i should know better by now lmao#that's probably the best depiction of prosopagnosia i've seen in fiction ngl#also luo//men's suggestion re: using other attributes to tell people apart??#A++ approach what a guy#mine isn't nearly as severe but i totally use footsteps/gait/mannerisms as my primary means of distinguishing people#the very few people i care about i can definitely recognize by facial features#and people i see frequently; though i do have trouble recognizing them if they appear in a context i'm not used to#like. if i were to see one of my sword classmates at my workplace for instance i would have trouble recognizing them#but anyone else? forget it#the most difficult part of working veterinary front desk was returning animals to their owners#bc even though i could have /just/ spoken with the owners like. ten minutes ago#i couldn't tell you which animal belonged to which owner#faces just don't register with me#dogs were easier in that i'd just let them lead me to their owners#but if it was a cat in a carrier i was fucked lmaooo#it's why if there was another receptionist working i'd let them handle any hand offs XDD#i don't remember most of my childhood but i have some very vivid impressions of moments like#my mother asking me to go give a cash tip to the hairdresser who did her hair and me being unable to pick who it was out#of everyone that was working even though i'd been there with them for two plus hours.#or like. taking the school bus home and being unable to recognize my bus monitor and so getting on the wrong bus#and also getting ridiculed about this by my parents lol. ah good times.#on the other hand i can easily recognize a dog i've met once or twice even years later. and remember their name.#i think it all mostly comes down to disinterest for me. i've tried to change this but it's just how i am#so. he's very relatable. painfully so#also the pragmatism and rationality and hyperfixating on things.#i've never hyperfixated on another person tho and i am so grateful for that every single day#i know in my bones it would be an absolute disaster XD#withoutwords
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i atill have not finished totk. i know i have to. its my duty. but i dont know if i have the strength
#i got to the earth temple and started losing it#i just kept texting people like ITS NOT FUN HOWD THEY MAKE IT NOT FUN I DONT UNDERSTAND#i can excuse bad plot. i can excuse an obvious cash grab. i can excuse janky mechanics#but you made it NOT FUN????? HOW#i dont get it. head in my hands#idk if yhis is a me issue. its not that i was pessimistic or wanted it to be bad#i thought the intro area was charming as hell. i loved it. i was ready to like this game#and the further i got yhe more i was like. ok these cutscenes are awkward. ok this progression is weird. ok these mechanics are actually#very fun. and it just got worse#earth temple broke. fuck those gay ass rails#*arent i meant arent fun. forgot an important two letters there
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I love Zombie shows with my whole heart but god damn do the first episodes always piss me off, cause every character has a bad case of dumb bitch disease©️.
Like you just watched your son run over a man TWICE and he still didn't die, you are trying to actively leave the city to avoid the oncoming apocalypse, AND YET, you see your boss covered in blood and growling and it can't possibly be the same for him right?
Anyways enjoying Fear The Walking Dead so far.
#dont know why it has taken me so long to watch#used to be obsessed with yhe walking dead and watch basically any zombie show i can get my hands onto#i think originally i didnt watch cause i thought it was just gonna be a cash grab from the people producing the walking dead#and didnt want to support running a show into the ground for profit#but i guess that boat has sailed lol#twd#the walking dead#zombie#zombies#zombie shows#fear the walking dead#ftwd#tv shows#tv
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i hate the implications that everythings gonna need a handheld device to function. like some restaurants dont have menus and ask you scan QR codes to see their digital menu. or app versions of a website having better features and/or the website """encourages""" you to use their app instead
i get handheld devices are cheaper and portable, p much more accessible than a desktop... but if everythings dependent on one thing then thats the opposite of accessible
#its always good to have options#i am reminded of this frustration bc i cant use vouchers or rate or write reviews on this online store unless i use their fucking app#me and my friends were eating somewhere the other week#my friend was in the process of paying via QR code but gave up with how slow and finnicky it is and just handed some cash#....always good to have options
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The Wicked adaptation is actually so painful it's like if the musical got all the cunt surgically removed from it.
#honestly this movie wouldn't even have to be GOOD for me to see it just fun#but it's so drab like the lighting is bright and flat the backgrounds are muddy and the actors look so 😐#like they tried to recreate the musical poster but elphaba's hat doesn't cover her eyes her expression is plain and glinda's facebis visible#rather than hidden behind her hand because heaven forbid we can't see ariana grande's face#sad because i'm at least interested with what elphaba's actor will do with the character#i think casting a black woman was an interesting choice and def adds to the subtext#but then i see the mcuified production quality and ariana grande and go “oh yeah this movie is a soulless cash grab”#wicked#wicked (2024)#📨
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I got a whole large ny style pizza for $14 last night from a joint on this island where i'm pet sitting. FOURTEEN AMERICAN DOLLARS. This place is frozen in time or something. That would've been $25+ "back home" on my own island (lmao)
#the young woman when i paid didn't give me a chance to add a tip either#i had to ask for my receipt so i could add it on there and hand it back#which i guess shows you how often they get tips on pickup orders#anyway i tipped them 50 percent bc i just assumed that their prices had gone up from where they were online#so id girded my loins to pay around $30 with tip#and still got out for under 25#hopefully the tip actually goes to that teenager and not some fucking owner but whatever#i'll come w cash next time bc you better believe im going back for more $14 whole pizzas
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I am buying this painting btw. it is titled Puppy and it’s $60
#Bargain tbh#bad photo. Don’t worry about it#talking to the artist was hilarious because she immediately gave the phone to her husband and he also didn’t understand me so I was#like no probs I’ll send a text. And I can just HEAR them discussing my offer to purchase and we hashed out the time and place to meet#tomorrow morning at 10am at the cafe this painting was hanging in. She and her hubby will be there. Cash in hand#I get the idea they’re an elderly couple lol
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i need you guys to look at my pretty pretty rocks 👀💕❤❤💕
#went to an annual rock show today!!!!!#so many rocks!!!!!#thankfully i set myself a cash budget or my god we would have been there. a lot longer.#such beautiful stuff though!!!!! i've started collecting slabs#because i like to display them on my wall like a collage#i'm enamored with all these shapes and colors and patterns.....#some of the sellers told me what the rocks were but i have a really REALLy horrible memory so I'll have to look them up again later#but I got so many for me and also some (not pictured) for my partner as well.....#i've been keeping my eye out for some specific things since before we even started dating and finally got my hands on some x)))#and also some that just have like#patterns and colors I think he'll like!!!! it's so much fun......#ahhHHHHHHHH I LOVE MINERALS AND STONES SO MUCH#they also had a lot of petrified dinosaur poop slabs which were actually. so beautiful.#anyway#heheheheh#literally all of this if i was trying to buy from the rock stores here or online they'd have charged me probably $20-$50 each..... jfc#especially some of the special ones i got like#finding them below $80-$120 for a small stupid tumbled version is REAL hard#my stuff#over half the sellers were just selling tumbled stones though :( saddened by just how many lake superior agates i saw that were tumbled#they look SO cool naturally... why.. tumble them...
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