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this is the funniest star trek toy hands down. yeah can I get the top surgery kirk from the fuck or die episode
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seeing a video of captain picard being best friends with a pitbull makes me very happy
#liking 'scary' dogs like pitbulls automatically makes me like a person more tbh#i like sir patrick stewart he's neat
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how do you DEAL with a family member who hears "I'm worried i could be having a heart attack and i want to go to the ER" and goes "ok but can i stop at work for like 10 minutes i gotta finish this minor project"
#i hate this i hate this i hate this#i hate literally having to say i could DIE before she actually fucking takes me seriously#and even then it's only when i straight up accuse her of potentially being the cause of my death#its only when i say 'ok but if you come back to the car and I'm already dead this is entirely your fault'#i can't call an ambulance because the hospital near my apartment is borderline abusive#so if i die. her fault#in the hospital now but jesus fucking christ. who the fuck does that#especially when HER FATHER LITERALLY DIED OF A HEART ATTACK.
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putting bg3 point and click voicelines together to sound like a conversation has brought me great joy, so. here's gale, karlach, shadowheart, and astarion doing a terrible job of sneaking around
#imagining this with the court of shadows is excellent#especially imagining The Bomb going 'cant i just break it'
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holder headmates are funny af. this is Symptoms Georg he lives in my brain and has more of The Symptoms than everyone else. critical feature btw
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is anyone surprised we introjected both of these fuckers
cant stop losing my absolute shit over this. f r o d g e c a g e
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stares at my cellulite and stretch marks so lovingly and tenderly. btw
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Service dogs and other disability assistance animals are a funny concept to me. Like of course disability itself isn't funny but the idea that sometimes people will have a highly trained live-in 24/7 professional medical assistant who also happens to be a beagle.
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"touch grass" i live in a desert are there other options
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"touch grass" i live in a desert are there other options
#shovel sand into ur gaping mouth /ref#<- istg that's gotta be such a goddamn niche thing to reference by now i havent seen that video in ages
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Hell yeah I do
#prev it might be Caterpillar brand mechanical equipment#source: my biodad used to be a mechanic for them#or like. another brand that uses the name caterpillar idk
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i broke my favourite cup and the food i ordered was literally inedibly burnt four times in a row so i didn't get dinner and then literally fucking everything fell off my side table into a place i can't access with my joints the way they are including my medications that i forgot to take earlier because i was dealing with fucking ruby tuesdays serving me literal fucking coal i can't deal with all this i just can't
everythings fucking going wrong for me tonight so if anyone is willing to just. help us Not feel like fucking shit. that might work idk
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everythings fucking going wrong for me tonight so if anyone is willing to just. help us Not feel like fucking shit. that might work idk
#everything is making me more and more pissed off and i cant handle it anymore when will shit just stop randomly fucking me over#it's not even major life stuff today it's just every possible fucking thing that could go wrong has
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LMAO we were just like "oh i forgot we had an introject of that one guy" and said introject from the back of headspace was just "fuuuuuuuck you're right" im sobbing
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#get a hat that says I'M BANNED FROM THE LOCAL STREAMS AND RIVERS or smthn to go with it#or THE FISH & WILDLIFE SERVICE HAS PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED MY FISHING LICENSE
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t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb
#jude in the court of shadows#now im imagining t4t jude and cardan. cardan would make a lovely woman tbh he should transition
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