#why the hell not?

[boof-chamber]

ME: it seems like everybody knows what they’re doing but me

THEM: hahaha we all feel that way

*gets in the wrong line at the getting-something-important-done place*

THEM: WTF ARE YOU DOING, DUMBASS??!

[rom-e-o]

@quill-pen I just learned Orin's voice claim (Raul Esparza) played a little role in 2020 that I never knew about.

[redwolf17]

So I mayyy have gotten a bit silly due to it being OCTOBER!!! and uh. Recorded myself doing This is Halloween with all the voices in a single take?

[chordsykat]

But the real question is, whose canon in Gargosoyles?

And the answer is

...everybody! :D

[sailingtheimaginarysea]

"New dawn, new day! I may have missed it last night, but there's nothing stopping me from doing it now!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH‐"

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[observinghenrywinter]

[kyofloral]

[kodasea]

Son of Gondor

[littlelightfish]

Does... does this implies that... Chilchuck is the tallest of them all...? If they were all haflings, it's oficial that yes. Now, look at me play my game.

Chilchuck is said to be tall for a hafling, and he is. The avarage would be 100 cms, and he's 110 Laios is a tallman, but he's also tall for his race (the average height is 180cm for men, he's 185).

Marcille is 160 (elves are 150 and tall men 170, so we good here, I'd say she's average too). Sehshi is 140, he's actually taller than the average for male dwarves (135). And Itzusumi is shorter than the avatage of female tallmen (170), being only 150.

So far, if they all changed to the same race at the same time, Itzusumi would always be the shortest, followed my marcille. Senshi and Laios should be around the same height since theyre both 5 cms taller than the avarage (I know that as haflings Laios is taller, maybe he keeps being taller than Senshi just because). And Chilchuck would be the tallest. He's 10 cms taller than the avarage of his race after all.

Might this useless information hunt you until the end of your days.

[the-lonelyshepherd]

literally how is it fucking real

[eydilily]

you just got to survive

[supertinytins]

[egophiliac]

you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.

(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)

[arundolyn]

everybody shut up this post is exiga nail now. get nailed idiot

[chloesimaginationthings]

The day FNAF Charlie Emily was shut out..