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smol-blue-bird · 1 year ago

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I hate when you have a nagging feeling that everyone around you hates you and thinks you're cringe, and you have no idea why because you haven't done anything to offend them or anything, but you can just TELL that they don't like you. and then it turns out to be true

#I keep getting vibes that my roommates just resent me and don't want me around #I was randomly paired up with them and they all know each other but I don't know any of them #and they wanted my room to go to a different girl but that's just not how the college ended up assigning them #and I've been trying to be super quiet and courteous etc etc etc but they've been super standoffish and rude since day one #and I just found out that one of them lodged a complaint against me for not doing my dishes on time??#which I guess would make sense if I was like. letting a pile of dishes sit for days #but the worst I ever do is leave one or maybe two bowls/mugs in the sink because I can't get to them right away #which I feel is normal right??? like that's not weird behavior!!! right???#I'm talking like. hours here. not days.#which is NORMAL RIGHT????#but she FILED A COMPLAINT ABOUT IT AND DIDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME. ?????#anyway I'm upset because it sucks when I enter my own apartment at the end of the day and there's just huge Get The Fuck Out energy #radiating from every corner

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eldritchamy · 3 months ago

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HDG story alignment chart

#bottom left: A Normal Grocery Run During Which No Domestication Occurs #top center: Sweet Poppy #bottom right: most of the setting honestly #HDG #human domestication guide #floretposting

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madamemiz · 1 year ago

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sad: falling out of a hyperfixation

tragic: watching your beloved friends and mutuals fall out of the hyperfixation while you're still in it

#oughhhhhhh #this is about the dca fandom but also about every other strong fixation ive had over the years lol #i know it's normal and inevitable esp for less popular works or minor characters with little canon content #and there's nothing wrong with smaller communities of course those rock #but there’s just something special about getting into something at the same time as a lot of other people all at once #and existing in this chaotic fandom space that's just bursting with creativity and passion #i've been in fandom spaces for as long as some of you have been alive and i've only come across that sort of unbridled joy like #a handful of times at best #it's just a heartbreaking feeling to see real lightning in a jar fandoms like that wither away as people drift away #(understandably so!)#anyway don't mind me i'm just having thoughts #musing about fandoms past as well #that i too eventually moved on from but remember fondly even if im not active in anymore #also my music just aint hitting right so im just sitting in silence which makes me more Contemplative(tm)

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hailsatanacab · 1 year ago

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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

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obsob · 8 months ago

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days are getting warmer but i am always warm when im with you ! !

#mine #original #i cannot even begin to express the amount of demons i had to fight. to do this drawing #i was goin 2 attach my process video but its so embarassinhg i cant skjbdskgdjks #local artist cant colour right :(#i sitll dont love it but also i will start eating thro my waalls so :3 ! here u go !#i bought a new water botttle the other day extremely exciting stuff. AND. a bag for said water bottle so i can take it on walks :3 !!!!#eveytything else has been . normal !!#shop orders r very slow which is th same as this time period ??? as last year ? for some reason ??#i will hopefully try n plan sm stickers soon n maybe sm new prints ??? not sure ! but either way if u want 2 buy a lil smth #ur support is greatly appreciated !!

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yuviur · 3 months ago

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Summer vacation, 4am.

Tons of easter eggs in this one! Click the image to find them (and for better quality ofc)

Close ups and process shots under the cut, description in alt text

#it's all post canon of course #btw you can't see but the paper on the floor has an episode description written on it #it's ep 53.5 which I made up. what's the plot you ask? pure fluff and highschool shenanigans. these kids deserve it #check out Taylor's Matryoshka shirt and Linc's Garfield pullover :3 #also the building on the right may or may not be a Sonic's distribution center #I love being not-usamerican and just going on google streetview to research the San Dimas area.. looking at parking lots going ''ah! I see'#also #this one took me literal months... the cart's perspective was so hard to get right #so I just sat and stared at it for a couple minutes - added a couple of lines and erased some others - and then closed off my sketchbook lo #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #scary marlowe #lincon li wilson #link li wilson #normal oak #normally oak swallows garcia #normal oak garcia #taylor swift dungeons and daddies #taylor swift dndads #taylor swift not that one #my art #yuviur

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fisherrprince · 1 month ago

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Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

#sorry it’s how my brain works (sometimes can only see things in terms of tv scene-)#tumblr exclusive video fancy…#dcmk #my art #(quietly coughing and spluttering) OK alright I can feel the creative brain explosion slowing down. geez #coughs.#nyways. weird that there hasn’t really been a main case where poison is involved in a certain way #If I watch my own scribbled boards for too long im gonna get too embarrassed to post. Send post #Subarus hair is still infuriating by the way like take that off your normal hair is easier. The beanie is easier #you like Have to have the side corners on this haircut or it doesn’t look right #anyways. shiho ptsd moments I think she kind of gets irritated that shinichi doesn’t react the same so when he does she gets like #weirded out and vindicated and a little protective. Like woah wait. Love that you understand me rn don’t like that you feel bad I am going…#to…………. ssssssssssit here about it…………………………….. uhhhh. do you want. a rubix cube to get your mind off it #I don’t want to talk about my feelings I just want you to get it. you don’t wanna talk about your feelings either which is……………. Hmmmmmm #I like her. love of my life miyano shiho #masumi sera #conan edogawa #ai haibara #akai shuichi #let conan swear. HE SWEARS A LOT BUT LET HIM SWEAR IN ENGLISH I KNOW HE KNOWS THEM #man needs his emotional support akai family they like him #rigorous trials to being approved by the akai matriarch but everyone else likes him already and have already picked him up multiple times #and shuichi would let him swear

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giantkillerjack · 1 year ago

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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

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origamiyoda · 2 months ago

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Transparent little PS2 DMC3 save file Ladys for you. Mwah. Use as u please

#I might do the dmc2 Dante and the dmc1 Trish too….#we have dmc3 special edition which has fucking. Arkham SO I DIDNT KNOW THE NORMAL SAVE ICON WAS LADY. SHES SO CUTE #she’s so cutes so charming so darlinggg.#now see her cutes.#From left to right top to bottom it’s 200x200px; 100x100px; 360x360px #SHES LITERALLY SOOO CUTE. can’t get over this #lady devil may cry #lady dmc #dmc3 #dmc #devil may cry #devil may cry 3 #dante sparda #Ps2 #low poly #transparent #gif #DIDNT MAKE HER. Just cleaned up a gif

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fawn-tongues · 3 months ago

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Safe Bet

#part 500 of me just slapping my brainrot onto a canvas and calling it a day #don’t read the tags if you haven’t done 2hats #here’s a mini explanation #so here it’s been maybe a month or two since Loop started traveling with everyone #and they were like man I’m tired of literally only being touched by my weird time clone #it doesn’t feel great #and Isa is off limits for obvious reasons #Bonnie for less obvious reasons #that leaves Mira and Odile #but they’re worried that they would be forcing Mira #if they asked. which they’re too scared to anyway #cause she’d feel bad #so Odile. process of elimination!#and they’re still to scared to ask Odile.#so instead they offer to be touched #like ohhh you’re a researcher you have to be curious. right #I’ll let you touch me if you’d like <3 #and she sees through this obviously but there’s no harm in humoring them!#and she is curious.#and then she touches loop and they light up like a glowstick #and they have to be normal for the next week #done. goodbye #in stars and time #isat #isat loop #isat odile #ISAT spoilers #loopdile #<- still platonic they’re just weird #fawntonguesart

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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you're lovely in ways that i just can't explain

testing out new brushes w some lmhs itfs nape kisses :> jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itafushi #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #fanart #jjk fanart #jjk atla!au #atla!au: art #atla!au: illust #lmhs #THESE BRUSHES R LIKE CRACK TO ME I LOVE THEM #i.... paid for them.... which i normally never do #but i talked myself into it bc i figured i like them enough and they will probably get enough use to justify the $9 price tag #and im SO glad i did they were worth every gd CENT TH TEXTURE #chalky oily pastely chunky god i cld EAT IT #oh ya the itfs #fr once not much 2 say rly just a tender moonlit moment ??? honestly they r just my vessels (HAH) th real stars r the brushes #this lighting is the closest u will see me get to blue eyed megu btw. this is as much as i am willing to compromise on #also i finally managed to get the Blue Shading On Pink to look right! i love th way it looks sm but its a Hard combo 2 pull off fr me :'>#....lmhs rly pushing the hina use blue agenda i just realized #though ig that rly is just on atla for being so colour coordinated :')#also caption ! radiohead by nightly.....itfs song.....if u care........#EDIT FRGOT THEIR SCARS I NEED TO SLEEEEPPPP #smh fake fan of our own au :((((

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ratatatastic · 27 days ago

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more shenanigans from the vanha kauppahalli date!!! i.e how quickly can maffhew offend an entire nation and getting deported because he somehow manages to butcher everything

man who desperately seeks approval and very wary to not offend his husband's teammates language he needs to excel at this and not make a fool of himself (spoiler alert he makes a fool of himself anyways)

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #“oulu” “thats mikksy town” “thats mikksys town!!!! (suddenly realises he needs to get this so right) OUGCGHLU”#[deep breathes. struggling. heavy breathing.]#← girl who is trying her best she needs to be so good at finnish which is normal to want and possible to achieve #sasha dying beside him the whole time #“how... how do you say it wrong 🤣🤣🤣” “UUS- I DONT KNOW 😭😭”#HIS VOICR CRACK. SASHA BE NICE HES TRYING SO HARD HES EXERTING BRAIN POWER HE DOESNT HAVE.#“[butchers uusikaupunki for the nth time] its just... not gonna get it-” “[taking phone away for the good of the country] yeah thats enough”#PLEASEEEEEE #their banter is so funny maffhew you are so bad at this and sasha is terribly charmed its hilarious

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tariah23 · 4 months ago

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This is but surprising since I’ve seen other accounts talking about this same shit, get snipped in real time

#not my screenshots they belong to op obviously #and if you’ve been in twitter a lot after elons takeover you get racist accounts recommended to you like it’s normal #and whenever ppl point out these accounts or try to report them nothing ever happens outside of the reporters possibly being suspended #and Elon himself posts racist memes and leaves comments on alt right accounts often #which is again #no surprise but it’s really crazy #they’re already making Sonya memes just like how they did George Floyd ☠️#I saw one earlier man #fucking pitiful #rambling #alt right ppl are saying it’s fake obviously but this tweet for nuked pretty fast #including the poster and if you’ve been on Twitter you see that using slurs and the like are encouraged

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itsnotacostume · 1 year ago

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we as a fandom do not talk about this scene enough. what the fuck is this. why did he feel the need to install this? so he could stare at his boybestfriend all day without having to get up?

#gregory house i know what you are.#does this even ever get mentioned again?#like oh yes this Totally Straight Man spent actual days around very loud noise (which he loathes) but he's adding something totally cool to #the office right?? it's gonna be so so fun and great right?? to make all that hell noise worth it???#like in the eps before that the sound of the ortho saw things drove him insane #but this? totally fine #because it's worth it!#i mean come on. how are we supposed to take this. “oh he just wants to piss wilson off” WRONG.#wilson seems mildly annoyed at best. he's used to this. this is Normal just another day of being friends with house #but look at house's pleased little face. his stupid smile. i'm going to commit atrocities #house md #hate crimes md #james wilson #gregory house #hilson

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the-knife-consumer · 4 months ago

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