#Subarus hair is still infuriating by the way like take that off your normal hair is easier. The beanie is easier

[fisherrprince]

Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers Blood & LoveSweat [Kanato ver.]

Original title: 海の砂浜で吸愛

Source: Diabolik Lovers Summer Fest Drama CD: Blood & LoveSweat

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Kaji Yuki

Translator’s note: Kanato at the beach is somehow a very weird combination for me. He’s so irritable, I feel like he would constantly get upset over the slightest thing, whether it’s sand getting in between his toes, the heat or Teddy getting wet by the water. Speaking of which, Teddy doesn’t get mentioned at all in this track so I assume he was home sitting at the beach house, haha. xD

Shuu ll Reiji ll Ayato ll Kanato ll Laito ll Subaru

Track 2: A Bloody Affair (1) by the Seashore

You walk up to Kanato, plopping down besides him.

“...Hm? Why are you taking a seat next to me?”

You explain.

“You want to gaze at the ocean together...? Pfft. Why do I have to enjoy this scenery with someone like you?”

You frown.

“You keep on following me around without my permission...It’s almost like you’re an actual bug and very annoying. I want to just flatten you with my palm at this very moment.”

*Rustle*

“My mood has gone foul. I’ll be going back now. ...Eh?”

Kanato trips and falls.

*THUD*

“Ugh...What are you doing!? How dare you pull my leg! Do you want to upset me or something!? Look, you made me trip!”

You shake your head.

“You didn’t...? Seems like you’ve chosen to lie again. YOU ALWAYS LIE TO ME, DON’T YOU!? ...Uu...Why do...time after time...I can’t forgive you...THIS IS UNFORGIVEABLE!! ...Are you trying to...imply that...my foot simply got...stuck in the sand...? ...CAN’T YOU THINK OF A BETTER EXCUSE!? 

Haah...This pisses me off...It’s infuriating...”

He stomps over.

“Ahー I see. I understand very well now. You want a reason for your very existence, don’t you? Which is why you just can’t help but long to become one of my dolls...Am I right? You should just choose to become my doll...offering every single drop of the blood flowing through your veins to me.”

You reject his offer.

"After that...Don’t you think it would be a shame if your body was wasted like a piece of trash which lost its meaning to live?”

*Rustle*

“Fufu...You’ve gone quiet again, it seems. You must be thrilled to become my doll and have your blood sucked! In that case, I’ll do as you wish...”

Kanato pushes you down.

*Rustle*

“...Nn? You’re...sweating. The base of your throat’s completely drenched...It’s making your hair stick to the skin.”

*Rustle*

“Hurry up and expose your shoulder.”

*Rustle rustle*

“Mmh...Nn...”

*Smooch*

Kanato bites you.

*Gulp*

“Mmh...Haah...”

*Rustle*

“Ah...Geez...The sweat’s making the sand stick to your skin...It’s in my way...”

He tries to get rid of the sand.

“Hm? ...Fufu...Why are you shaking so much just from me stroking your skin? You really are a lewd person. A normal person wouldn’t feel good just from being touched like this, right? Or has your body perhaps become sensitive after having your blood sucked?”

He continues wiping off the sand.

“There’s still some sand left but oh well, I suppose this will do. I’ll bite above your chest as well...Mmh...”

*Gulp gulp*

“Fufu...Your heartbeat’s accelerating...Mmh...Nnn...Your chest’s delicious as well. Only when I’m drinking your blood, you’re truly honest and very cute. I’ll pat your head. See? Good girl, good girl...”

*Rustle rustle*

“If you want me to suck your blood, you have to put in some effort at least. It’d be troublesome if you can’t produce this rich blood for me at any given moment. Of course, someone else’s bite marks are out of the question. I can’t let that slide...Don’t you think that makes sense? You are here only for my sake after all, so letting those other guys suck your blood is simply outrageous. Don’t you agree? Hey! Aren’t I right!? 

You nod.

“...Please don’t get ahead of yourself, okay? While I do in fact like your blood and want to claim you as mine,”

*Rustle rustle*

“But if you weren’t to be mine, you’d be of absolutely no interest to me. Haah...That being said...I wonder if the ocean is to blame for this? But your skin is extremely sticky. I’ve gotten somewhat sweaty as well. I suppose I should take off my jacket.”

Kanato takes off his jacket.

“...What’s the matter? Why are you looking away? Is there really stilll a point in getting embarrassed? I’d say this is quite nice every once in a while.” 

He moves closer. 

“...Aah~ I’ve gotten drunk off your blood. Fufu...I’ll suck you once more. That’s what you want, don’t you? I’ll drink from your lips this time. Fufu~ Somehow I’m in the mood to do something romantic...Close your eyes. ...You’re such a good girl, huh? I’ll give you a nice reward. Mmh...”

Kanato kisses you deeply.

“...Hm? ‘I thought you’d bite my tongue’, you say?” Fufu~ Even I don’t mind giving you a kiss every now and then, you know? Well then, as you wish, I’ll bite your tongue next. Stick it out, please. If you don’t hurry up...I might just rip it up with my fangs.”

You stick out your tongue.

“Mmh...”

*Gulp*

“Nn...”

*Rustle*

“Your tongue’s so soft and...flexible...I can’t get enough of the sensation of my fangs sinking in. Mmh...”

*Rustle*

“Why did you retreat your tongue? I’m not done. Not yet. Nn...”

He continues sucking your blood.

“Has your tongue gone numb? What’s so bad about that? For example...Even if you were to lose your sense of taste, you wouldn’t mind, would you? After all...You are my doll. You hold no value besides that. As long as your tongue can intertwine with mine, it serves no other purpose. Am I wrong? I’m not, am I? Fufufu~...”

ーー THE END ーー

Translation notes

(1) Every single track of this CD has the word 吸愛 or ‘kyuu-ai’ in it. This actually isn’t an existing word in Japanese, but it is used very often within the DL franchise. The word is made up of the characters for ‘to suck’ and ‘love’ and they typically use it as a synonym for sucking blood.