#I saw one earlier man

[tariah23]

This is but surprising since I’ve seen other accounts talking about this same shit, get snipped in real time

[bisexualfbiagents]

THE X FILES | Fox Mulder's Standup Comedy Demo Reel (part 1/?)

[ruporas]

i’ll find you again in every universe. let us be a little more honest, let us have a little more time.

[cupothi]

sorry i havent made anything in a minute ive been subjected to The Illness. this is all done after like 7 months of artblock

[snipstheskeleton]

minor veilguard spoilers for the end lucanis’ quest line in the last two paragraphs

been thinking about this for a bit because i swore i heard him say this on my first playthrough and then got confirmation recently on a new one plus i just watched the princess bride

when asking lucanis/spite to make a path somewhere, one of the voice lines he’ll say is “as you wish” and i’m not saying this intentional, i have no idea, i’m just pointing it out and you can decide wether or not you think there is a connection i do think lucanis would love the princess bride considering he tells harding at one point that he likes romance novels

i mean, what’s not to love? it’s got fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles /ref

i’ve also read a couple fics where when lucanis talks about at what point he fell in love with rook it’s after the ossuary, though i don’t remember exactly when, and some where he says after the ossuary but maybe even during, for me, the first time he said as you wish was in his recruitment quest, the ossuary, so if you’re a ‘lucanis fell in love with rook during the ossuary’ truther, there you go

anyway, my reasoning for why lucanis said as you wish, yes as i said before, it could just be a coincidence, maybe as you wish is just a thing he says, or maybe, when he first says as you wish it could’ve just been a habit, maybe it is just something he says, maybe he says as you wish to caterina or illaro like the grandfather does at the end of the movie, it doesn’t have to be romantic, though it could be that too, he mentions liking another crow/viago, maybe he said it to him or someone else, just his way of saying i love you without actually saying it, maybe when he first meets rook there’s already that attraction there, he might not plan to do anything with it but there’s no denying it exists, so when he says as you wish, regardless of the why, he realizes the hidden meaning there and it just becomes a thing to himself, because he’s not going to tell rook this, the likelihood that they feel the same is very rare, obviously, but even if that is the case it’s not like anything’s going to come out of it, and it’s not like he’s going to tell them he’s been saying i love you this entire time

as time passes as he falls deeper in love with them he’ll continue to say it, the hidden meaning becoming the real meaning the more he says it and now that’s just his way of saying i love you to rook like it is westley’s to buttercup but what if he says it around the crows, surely one of them knows the reason why he says it, i imagine teia and illaro know, though they would probably have different reactions (teia gets all excited and goes to point it out to viago but he’s still oblivious, maybe afterward teia explains and he’s just like “wait, he said that to me once, didn’t he? didn’t he?!” and teia just laughs and shakes her head)

also when watching the movie i thought it was cute imagining rook and lucanis in the scene where buttercup finds westley after the wedding but he’s still recovering from being mostly dead so he tells her to be gentle but of course she does not, with the dynamic between my rook and lucanis either one of them could easily be buttercup or westley, though i don’t know who humperdinck if you continue the scene, i first thought of illaro because of lucanis’ questline but then realized that complicated things, first if rook is buttercup then that means illaro was trying to marry her and i just can’t see that happening, and then if lucanis is buttercup, i don’t feel i need to explain that, though i do like rook/lucanis threatening someone “to the pain” over the other, it’s cute

and again with the movie when inigo is getting his revenge, asks rugen to give him money, power, anything/everything he desires just to say “i want my father back, you son of a bitch” i saw that as lucanis and illaro but of course it’s “i want my brother back” or maybe even “i want my grandmother back” though caterina would have to be dead for that, a more dramatized version of what happens in the game i believe, i spared illaro on my first playthrough and haven’t gotten that far on the others yet though i think illaro just goes to jail, as my boyfriend can tell you though i do like family angst, i have at least two ocs with both parental angst and sibling angst :)

[greasydumbfuck]

i miss my wife tails

[rainybraindays]

Okay, apparently shutting the fuck up was never an option but the way no one likes to look at the marina situation and go "wow what the fuck is wrong with portia"? Crazy.

Like she immediately didn't like her, not because of anything she'd done, but because she took attention from her daughters no matter how bright she dressed them.

It didn’t matter that the main reason is that, honestly all 3 of her daughters are painfully awkward, and in ones case literally 17. It didn’t matter that Marina was only there at her fathers instance, or that theoretically through having someone thats clearly popular in her home she could have used it as a jump off mark to match her daughters, she was seen as her big hurdle to marrying them off. Marinas immediately othered, to the point that when shes being dressed the maids helping put on her shoes is enough to piss Portia off. She immediately puts Marina in the same ring as her daughters, fight for my attention and maybe maybe it'll be positive. But Marina doesn't do that because she doesn't want to even be there.

And then they find out she's pregnant and shes othered even more. She immediately tries to send her back, and when she's not allowed to do that shes locked away and the other girls aren't even allowed to talk to her. She literally tries to freeze her out, like Marina has any say in being there in the first place, before lying to her about her being abandoned by George.

She makes no attempt to find out if George has family, she doesn't care enough to try even though that would have been a way to get rid of her "problem". She tries to push Marina onto a man old enough to be her grandfather and slaps her across the fucking face when she tries to stand up for herself.

Theres no concern for her safety, for the babys safety, just getting her out of her house as fast as fucking possible, and I'm meant to be surprised that when Colin saves Marina from her elderly suitor she turns her attention to him?

Like the nicest guy, who everyone likes, who's attractive, who isn't multiple decades older than her and most importantly not going to literally assault her? Yeah not a big shocker. Should she have lied to him? No, but she wouldn't have had to or felt the need to if she wasn't in the most hostile fucking house. Even Penelope, who she likes, why does everyone forget that she fucking likes Penelope and viewed her as a friend, becomes aggressive towards her. Shes cornered, shes scared, and all of this could have been avoided if Portia was a slightly better person and said "hey soilder boys not written back, you're gonna have this kid, does he have any family?" instead of setting this entire mess in motion.

[golden-bean-soup]

With the way bsd is going and the jesus thing fyodor has going on I bet atsushi is gonna be like the antichrist or smth similar

[silverselfshippingchaos]

so there's this character. i always thought he looked kinda stupid and i never found him attractive. but, uh....

... has he always been this handsome?!

[pynkhues]

Better Man was fantastic imo. I have generally given up on biopics as a genre but was surpised that they managed to make something very sincere with Better Man

Right? I’m shocked by how much I loved it, and actually think some of the musical sequences (Rock DJ and Come Undone in particular) were better done than any of the ones in Wicked, which is not something I was expecting at all. They aimed for a really complex tonal balance in telling his story in a way that incorporates this heightened fantasy of celebrity and music with this very grounded and at times crippling self-loathing and self-sabotaging, and it shouldn’t work, but somehow it really does? Like it’s funny, and painful, and whimsical, and extremely real in a way that makes you forget you’re watching him tell his story as a monkey instead of a man.

And y’know, it’s an Australian film about a British pop star, and I know they’re pretty worried about how it’s going to do in the US given Robbie was never big there, but I really hope it gets good word of mouth and people give it a shot. It doesn’t completely avoid the trappings of a bio pic, I don’t think, but it feels truly like they took a risk, and when it soars as a film, it really soars.

[moe-broey]

Like for real how hard is it to just. Accept that sometimes somebody wants to be called something else. Why do you even fucking care. I'm so fucking tired.

[aromanticasterisms]

haha xbox wings [reads the description] hey what the fuck

[iwasbored777]

Everyone thinks that spider people who joined Gwen in the end of the movie all decided then and there, I think it was that they weren't happy in Spider Society for a long time - you can clearly see that a lot of them weren't fitting in and even Jessica who's still on Miguel's side isn't happy - and then the things that happened in ATSV were the last straw and they didn't want to be a part of that team anymore so they joined another one.

[coridallasmultipass]

It took me, ugh, MONTHS (2), to get to cleaning the two shrimp tanks I have... I had IRL issues going on that would have made it extremely difficult to do a water change especially while injured, and I just had to keep putting it off. It's just shrimp, so it wasn't like, the worst situation, especially since I have established plants and the tanks are a couple years old. There was just a lot of algae build-up on the glass, and, well... Let me just say it was not contributing to my mental health and well-being while the tanks were in that state.

I tested the water before I started cleaning and the parameters were fine (like, I could have left the tanks even longer if I would be okay with selling my soul to the Algae Collective), and the plants and shrimp look fine, too (I mean, I've obviously been keeping an eye on the tanks bc I sit right next to them). Actually, I'd wager to say that the plants are looking really great (the lilies haven't died off [yet? This is the longest period of time I've seen them stay... foliage... fol... foliated? Idk.] and the cryptocoryne in the 10gal is fucking huge and needs to be rearranged, just not right now). That fucking algae was a motherfucker to get off the 10gal (it's a plastic tank and I think that makes the algae grip harder than the glass 5gal).

[Also, fyi, depending on the tank's needs and stability, recommended water changes are a small one every week or every other week. My parameters don't seem to do anything dramatic, so I usually aim for a 20-30% water change every third week (just depends on how much vacuuming needs to be done and how cooperative the shrimp are with moving aside). So 2 months is still a lot. I still did the normal 30% ish amount, since doing more will risk the shrimp's well-being if there's a sudden change in everything, and my water parameters indicated a change was unnecessary - but I don't test for more than the minimum freshwater tests, so there could be a buildup of some mineral I'm not testing for, which is why the change IS actually necessary regardless of what my test kit says - because these tanks were evaporating a lot in summer, it condenses the minerals added with each water addition, even tho I usually top up with R.O. water.]

My back is fucking killing me lol. It has been killing me since spring when it 'went out' for the first time, and I'm not getting any relief, it sucks. But this had to be done.

The 5gal is looking pretty cloudy still, since the filter was super gunked up and I accidentally spilled gunk back in, so I may need to retest the 5gal parameters tomorrow just to make sure I don't have to do another water change, but it'll probably be fine, right? Shrimp love mulm and detritus. I did give both tanks a big ole algae tab for their trouble, tho. (I need a fuckening dish for the big tank. I really wanna clean off that white quartz rock again, but being white means it's an algae magnet, and it's just gonna go green again after a month or two.)

Anyway, shrimp tax:

I lov thees widdle oange bebies.

Wish I could take better pictures rn, but I am. Like. Dying. My recommendation: never live in an A-frame style room if you have the option. The wall above my tanks is slanted, and NOT fun for my back to bend underneath the wall for maintenance. (My only flat wall in the room is for my TV/PC.) Also, treat your back nicely, in general. I unfortunately have not had the option to treat my back nicely since spring (fall now), because 'when it rains it pours,' and heavy shit that needs to be moved will not move itself. Once I get a few more things in my room in order, I will hopefully be done with the IRL chaos, bc I have Halloween socks to knit, and I'm not putting that off for another year. (I'm still mad that I couldn't make the ones I planned last year. And I found more Halloween yarn I forgot I bought, so I'm gonna try to make multiple socks.) And I just really need to fucking chill and knit and stop having panic attacks and meltdowns.

[decadentmousse]

WIP wednesday

I was tagged by @lunar-gl1tch and I write so sporadically and rarely finish anything anymore but you know what? Sure why not

With the obvious disclaimer that I have no idea if this will ever get finished, here is what I've been working on:

A familiar voice whispered, not quite in his ear, but very close, “Interesting conversation?” Heinrix didn’t flinch, even though Vesalius had actually managed, somehow, to catch him by surprise. “It’s been illuminating.” If he hadn’t known any better, he might think the other man had used his biomancy to either mask his own presence or dull Heinrix’s senses, or both. Vesalius wasn’t usually inclined towards such mischief, but a quick glance at him and the upward twitch of his lip told Heinrix that that was exactly what he had done.  “You know, I appreciate everything you do, but it is a party. You’re allowed to relax.” “They call it the unsleeping eye of the Inquisition for a reason.” “Which is why I was able to sneak up on you, I’m sure,” Vesalius teased. “You seem distracted tonight.” Fighting down something that felt suspiciously close to guilt, Heinrix finally turned towards him and got a good look at him for the first time all night. He was wearing a finely embroidered green vest over a black shirt with billowing sleeves. It made his already unusually pale skin look nearly bone white and brought the green out in eyes Heinrix had previously thought were brown. Someone -- probably the same person who had managed to wrangle him into that outfit -- had gone after his hair with equal ruthlessness, because his red curls were arranged with a sort of deliberately mussed but stylish air that the man had never voluntarily inflicted on himself in the time Heinrix had known him. Even the metal of his jaw looked as though it’d been given a good polish.  Vesalius’s eyes widened slightly and Heinrix realized that he had been staring and glanced away. “Alright,” Vesalius said. “You can tell me. How bad is it?” Heinrix stared at a fixed point on the far wall behind Vesalius. “It’s-- you don’t-- you look fine.” Vesalius was quiet for a long moment before visibly relaxing and saying, “Well, that’s a relief. To be honest, I feel like I’m at a masquerade ball.” Heinrix looked at the people around them, most of whom were up to some scheme or another -- and those were just the ones he knew of. “I don't think you're too far off.” “Maybe not,” Vesalius said with a laugh, “but I still feel very out of place.” “You deserve to be here as much as anyone else does.” “After talking to a few of these nobles, that almost sounds like an insult.” Heinrix smiled before he could stop himself. “I didn’t mean for it to be.”

I just think......... I should have been able to romance him....... in my first playthrough. I just think Vesalius and Heinrix are perfect for each other..... OWLCAT............. *hiding a baseball bat behind my back* I JUST WANT TO TALK

And I tag whoever feels like doing this, I'm not sure who all is currently writing and don't want to put anyone on the spot

[f1-obsessed333]

How is it possible to be this tone deaf?

Just say “We tried our best, wasn’t good enough today we will continue to try and fix these issues. We are sorry to those it affected ”?