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cookinguptales · 3 months ago

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me: I'm feeling a little down. kind of lonely. but that's okay, I know it's just my hormones making me feel unlovable today. let's put spotify on shuffle and listen to some music to cheer up.

spotify: :)

#hey man what the fuck #it was so inappropriate that it actually made me start laughing though #so there's that #I want to be mad at this song but dean martin sure can sing so like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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albatris · 5 months ago

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I worry my second quinn chapter's ending is a bit. much

#she's crying!!! quinn!! quinn she's crying you're being horrible to her #you chat amicably to her partner on the phone while she's handcuffed to the table with duct tape over her mouth #And Then You Have Nat Kill Her #:c!!!!!#like sure she tried to kill you but only bc you're a horrible person and the knight bribed her into it #quinn up till this point has been yay fun campy sort of villain! and then this chapter ends like this and ur just kinda like #:))))))#hey man what the fuck

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fatcryptid · 4 months ago

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Arthur: *is possessed into releasing a horrible spirit*

Me: oh shit is this one gonna try and kill him. He'll probably be okay, almost everything tries to kill him in this show

Mr Scratch: I am indebted to you. You are my favourite

Me, immediately: oh that is so much worse

#malevolent ep 32 #hey man what the fuck #arthur lester

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ratatatastic · 6 months ago

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Lundy Cup Day | 8.6.24 (x)

#anton lundell #florida panthers #HEY MAN #HEY MAN WHAT THE FUCK #HUH #ME WHEN IM HUH WHEN IM WHUH #OH SO WE'RE GONNA BE MANIACS AND FILM THE GOINGS ON INSIDE THE SAUNA #IS THAT WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW #OKAY #NO YEAH OKAY #IG?????#NAH MAN WHAT THE FUCK

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decaffeinatedpaperobject · 4 months ago

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reading call me by your name and wanting to KILL oliver is my aesthetic

#like.#hey man what the fuck #oliver cmbyn #elio perlman #call me by your name

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dreamupdates · 2 years ago

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Dream posted on his snapchat!

#hey man what the fuck #dreamwastaken #snapchat.update

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npdlangley · 3 months ago

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had a dream my best friend confessed they had feelings for me and loved me a lot and dream me was like mutual feelings and my friend told me to wait for him. that woke me up

#txt #hey man what the fuck #?!?#friend is not poly and is dating someone but dream was implying they were going to eventually leave their partner for me #<nbh

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judas-officially · 27 days ago

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owwwchhh kin memory auhhhhhh ow my heart what ouchie my soul !!

#hey man what the fuck #its not even canon why is it so vivid #loud sobbing

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fuckinidiotpants · 2 months ago

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he’s stalking my tumblr in the night like the Batman. I continue to pine.

I’m gonna eat 3 cans of tuna fish

#hey man what the fuck #*screaming*

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dont-open-dead-inside-net · 6 months ago

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time to feed my pet walkers!

#hey man what the fuck #im not surprised but. why would you do that..#what's the point. he's not a scientist. he gave weird vibes though #finn says shit #finn watches twd #2.6

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bassband · 3 months ago

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If I had a nickel for every time Dan Howell implied that in a post-apocalyptic situation he would become deranged and carry Phil's skull around like Hamlet and talk to it/use it as a weapon I would have at least two nickels and that's kind of a lot of nickels

#dan and phil #phan #dan howell #phil lester #(WAD promo and the philly preshow)#hey man sorry what the fuck #bassyaps

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welcometogrouchland · 18 days ago

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(ID in alt) you guys even fuck w/ the flash on here???

#dc comics #dc #wally west #irey west #the flash #the flash comics #gonna be so real. i am more a fan of irey than i am of wally. technically speaking #BUT I'M GOING TO TRY TO READ MORE WALLY THIS YEAR TRUST so long as it's fun #i bought the born to run tpb but it's currently held hostage at my uni accomodation (postage mixup)#anyway yeah. daddy-daughter duo of all time. what if your dad was your hero and the best man alive and also a massive dork and loser-#-who frankly sometimes really pisses you off but you love him so so much and you know you don't ever have to worry about him but you do #and also you were pretty much his carbon copy <3 #this actually just started as me practicing running poses and then. spiraled #i don't normally fuck w soft shading and tbh I'm still not sure i like it here much but hey!#can't say i didn't try

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micamone · 3 months ago

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hewwo

#stargate sg1 #stargate atlantis #neko atsume #almost cried drawing that cute little fucking tac vest on jack btw. look at him.#not in love with all of the atlantis team especially rodney and weir and tela i fuckim struggled with them #like i'm happy with how they look it's fine but short of sticking a maple leaf on rodney or something you know #it's the props #i couldn't figure out how to make who they were obvious. idk man they're cute and i know who they are I guess. felt the same with sam tbh #giving her a little math sheet felt a lil cheap but you know what it's done i'm not gonna keep workin on these the gateroom killed me dead.#also i woulda done the other sg1 members that show up later but I haven't gotten there yet in my watch-thru.#like i saw them as a kid when it was airing on tv but not yet while actually paying attention to things like the plot #my posts #my art #stargate #the sg1 one was done first so that's why i didn't end up putting a lot of detail into the planet they landed on vs how much detail #i had to keep leaving out of the fucking got dam gateroom why is there so much detail in that room hey guys what the hell is up with that r

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kiras-law · 23 hours ago

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light "if someone tries to read my diary i will set my drawer on fire" yagami

#like . bro . i dont think he knows what normal people are like .#it just hit me that he is willing to make himself look like a fucking insane person instead of getting caught #hey man maybe . having a bag of gasoline in your wooden desk in your wooden room . might raise ur kira percentage a little bit ..#hes so smug about it like ah yes im a genius .... people are absolutely going to believe me .....#death note #light yagami #finn reads dn #finn rambles

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ratatatastic · 16 days ago

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not to go into red alert but-

#hey man what the fuck #HEY WHAT THE FUCK #listen im not too worried about forsy not skating sometimes its to maintaim his health after lengthy icetime #and he did skate a team high 25 mins last game and has been clocking up in the toi department #i dont think its particularly neccesary for him to practise all the time and paul has been very good on that #ekky skating “earlier” but no one really saw it is a little-#paul please tell me you take him on the roadtrip and he'll play right #RIGHT #the forsblad worried our entire beat for a second there #YEAH GIRL SAME

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baby-yongbok · 4 months ago

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Bang Chan Hard Thought [mdni]

Head pusher Chan, who will take a fist full of your hair and guide you along his length while his other hand cups the nape of your neck. His head is thrown back, his eyes rolling and lids fluttering shut in pure bliss. Sweet grunts of your name slip passed his clenched jaw and spit slick lips as he forces himself to watch the way you take him so perfectly.

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Head pusher reader who milks sweet, desperate groans from Chan while his kiss bitten lips are wrapped around your swollen clit. The feeling of your fingers running along his scalp before you grab a fistful of dark locks and press him into you. Moaning sweet praises and begging him to taste more and more of you until you're all that he remembers. All that he cares about.

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