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[welcometogrouchland]

(ID in alt) you guys even fuck w/ the flash on here???

[child0feden]

LITTLE RABBIT

nico rosberg x wife! reader x ( platonic! ) oc daughter

♡ how rosie rosberg / little rabbit came to be!

୨୧ i am… so proud of this ^_^ first time doing something that isn’t a smau! do you guys like it? please please please let me know in the reblog tags, comments or my ask box <3 compliments and advice go a long way with me

♡ related smau available here, related hc available here and here | view my formula 1 masterlist here

reading music recommendations: when fortune smiles by kitty craft - i got you babe by etta james

♡ i can see you guys living in a cozy farmhouse in the german countryside! a medium sized, beautiful house surrounded by greenery

୨୧ you guys have been dating since you were 23 and nico was 27, you both realised you were really deeply in love with each other and didn’t ever want to part pretty quickly so he proposed after two years of dating and living together in an apartment!

♡ the wedding came pretty quickly too, it wasn’t anything too fancy or over the top, only being attended by close friends and family! i can see it being held somewhere in germany, nico having taken you to germany so many times before because of how much you loved the countryside there

୨୧ right after the honeymoon, he surprised you with the farmhouse in the german countryside and you cried out of happiness for nearly an hour… it was BEAUTIFUL and you were sure to thank him in many different ways that night ;)

♡ you had little rabbit ( rosie rosberg ) when you were 27, nico was 31, he was already retired, only occasionally leaving to commentate f1 events and you guys were wanting to start a family so he was ELATED when you told him you were pregnant!

“ we’re having a baby, meine liebe! a mini you, hopefully! argh, gosh, i’m so excited ” ( both rosie and your future second baby turned out to be carbon copies of him… you think he jinxed it )

୨୧ you guys didn’t do a gender reveal, you knew you’d both be happy with any gender so you just decided to wait until the birth to find out

♡ nico is already the BEST husband but his princess treatment towards you TRIPLES when you’re pregnant…

୨୧ literally, you’re not even a month along yet but he can’t stand to see you picking up heavy boxes or trying to assemble things for the nursery… he knows you can do it, he just wants to do it, he wants you to just sit comfy and relax!

“ you’re already giving me the greatest gift i could ask for meine liebe, please just sit? eat your fruit and watch your show ” ( he assembles everything next to you in the living room because he can’t stop talking to you about how cute everything is and how excited he is… you occasionally feed him pieces of strawberry )

♡ when your bump gets big enough, you start using it as a table! when he first sees you using your bump as a table for cups of water or bowls of fruit he literally cannot stop laughing, he thinks it’s the funniest ( but also the cutest ) thing ever, he takes so many pictures of different objects being balanced on your bump but eventually he starts using it as a table for bowls too - popcorn bowl for movie night? balanced on your bump, shared between you two

“ it’s very useful actually, cute too… like you, meine liebe” ( he’ll absolutely start using it as a table more than you do )

୨୧ when your cravings start, you think you got lucky with not so weird ones; banana slices with chocolate spread, chocolate spread with sprinkles on toast, strawberries coated with chocolate! nico was also a big fan of these cravings

♡ he builds a tree swing in your back garden for when the baby is older and your hormones have you sobbing about how cute it is in his arms for way too long… he almost starts to regret building it because he just hates to see you cry

୨୧ when your water breaks, he’s asleep… you shake him awake and all that talk about him being so prepared for when it happens goes right down the drain and he is all over the place, running around the house like a headless chicken trying to find all the stuff before driving you to the hospital ( his f1 past came in very handy there )

♡ when you’re giving birth, he’s the biggest hype man! did you nearly break both of his hands and tell him you hate him? yes! does he mind? not at all! he just keeps kissing your forehead and making sure you know how much he loves you and how he’s so proud of you

୨୧ the birth is long and gruelling… but nico practically never left the room, only ever leaving to get you more water and ice chips and call your family!

♡ eventually, with the worst pain you’ve ever felt in your entire life and a whole lot of pushing, you give birth and it’s a girl! nico immediately burst into tears the second he saw her

“ i’m so happy and you’re laughing at me! for crying at the sight of our child! ” ( you weren’t laughing AT him… okay, you were… )

୨୧ the tiny girl is placed on your chest and has the rosiest cheeks you’ve ever seen! and so the name pops into your head right away…

“ rosie rosberg, yeah, she looks like a rosie ” ( he would later say she smelled like a rose too, he loved that newborn smell )

♡ the little rabbit nickname only came to be because when he held her for the first time in the hospital, he kissed her on the nose and it twitched like a little rabbit, his little rabbit

୨୧ everyone thinks it YOU who dresses rosie up like a doll / princess but it’s actually nico! he absolutely loves buying her new dresses and little tiny shoes <3

♡ whenever he’s abroad for an event that you and rosie can’t come to for whatever reason, he’ll always go into the city and go to cute boutique’s for new handmade dresses and shoes for her!

୨୧ speaking of whenever he’s away, he hates leaving you two… you used to be able to go with him but because of rosie being a newborn / toddler it’s just easier and less stressful for you to stay at home with her! he facetimes you at least five times a day, needing to see his two girls

♡ when he gets home, you pick him up from the airport with rosie and he nearly cries everytime! he gives you a kiss and a hug before moving over to his little rabbit and just SMOTHERS her in kisses, telling her in a mix of german and finnish how much he missed her

“ i missed you so much my little rabbit, we must go home and cuddle with mummy, yes? ” ( he also can’t wait to get home and show you all of the new clothes he bought her and some jewellery for you, of course )

୨୧ her first word is “ papa ” almost immediately followed up with “ mama ” nico nearly screamed out of happiness… but held it in, picked her up and started planting kisses on her cheeks and praising her instead! you’re not upset at all, you know how much of a daddy’s girl she is <3

♡ not too long after, she takes her first steps! nico, being the hype man he is, was cheering her on from behind while you sat across from her and gesture towards you! he was very protectively holding two hands just barely away from her hips, just in case she fell… the second she makes it all the way over to you by herself ( with nico’s hands by her sides ) you’re both immediately showering her with praise and kisses while she giggles

୨୧ along comes her first birthday! he doesn’t want to spoil her too much but… well, one look at her chubby, rosie cheeks and it just kind of happens! you try to tell him off but when he shows you the stuff he got her you can’t help but coo at how cute it all is and hey, you’ll keep it all for any future babies ( cough cough, little ladybug )

♡ the birthday party is small, taking place in your back garden, only close friends and family in attendance! nico hardly sets rosie down the entire day, everyone coming up and cooing over her while nico kisses her head and fixes the bows her hair <3

୨୧ eventually the day is over, baby rosie has had more than enough cake ( which got all over her dress and the frosting covered her rosie cheeks, only causing more cooing from people ) nico puts her to sleep in her room and when you two are in bed together, he just can’t stop telling you how happy he is… he was already so happy with just you but now you AND rosie? he’s at peace… you share a lot of kisses and whispered words of adoration towards each other before falling asleep cuddled up

♡ you guys take her on so many countryside walks and outings… nico rarely putting her down to walk, he just adores holding his little girl… he points out every rabbit you guys see to her

“ look rosie! a little rabbit, like you, but you’re my little rabbit ”

୨୧ time skip a couple years, rosie is 5 and it’s time for her to start primary school… nico is NOT excited…

♡ the night before her first day, you watch him in bed as he lays on his back staring at the ceiling…

“ i just don’t get it meine liebe… she could fit in one of my arms just yesterday… how is she starting primary school already? this isn’t right… ”

୨୧ safe to say he just cannot believe how big his baby is already :( he thinks time is going too fast and you spend the night comforting him and telling him that no, you cannot homeschool her!

♡ in the morning, he’s still pretty solemn but puts on a brave face for his girl and helps her get dressed into her outfit then comes downstairs to help pack her lunch with you

୨୧ he puts an extra fruit snacks packet in for her with a post-it note attached simply reading “ my little rabbit, papa loves you more than the whole wide world, be good ” ( you see it and tear up a little )

♡ when you drive her to school, he takes a few seconds to breathe before getting out and helping her climb out of the car, he nearly burst into tears when she says “ i don’t need your help papa! i’m a big girl now ” you did too… you both give her a big hug and lots of kisses before sending her into her first class

୨୧ he doesn’t say a word on the drive home, you ask him if he’s okay when you’re parked up outside the house and he just crumbles

♡ you needed to give him LOTS of kisses that day and reassure him that she’s still his little rabbit

୨୧ when it’s time to pick her up, he’s ON IT

♡ he practically speeds to the primary school and you both wait outside the car for her to come out… when she does, she runs right to her papa

୨୧ according to her teacher, she had a bit of a meltdown and wanted to see her papa but it’s normal for children to do so they didn’t call you guys

♡ nico is mad as fuck while you try to calm him down and tell him it’s fine

୨୧ it IS fine, she got over it very quickly when she was given crayons and paper by the teacher to draw her papa a picture

♡ he framed the picture, as he does with basically everything she ever draws him <3 you guys have a whole wall in the dining room made up of all her drawings, he always shows it off to guests

୨୧ over the next couple of months he’s still pretty sad about how his little rabbit really is growing up and there’s nothing he can do about it :(

♡ you always assure him that he’ll always be her papa and she’ll never not love him so much but you can tell he misses the days where he could hold her in one arm and cuddle her for hours

୨୧ so you knew he’d be pretty excited when you told him you were pregnant again! this new baby wouldn’t replace his little rabbit, of course not, but you knew he’d be over the moon to be able to experience all of those newborn things again

♡ and oh boy he was…

[blackknight-kai]

Sun Wukong Height:

Here’s my PERSONAL take on Monkey King Height for some universes. I was going to wait for the figures for BMW to be released but they take FOREVER. And we were talking about it in my server so here goes!

****GAME SPOILERS BELOW****

(IN FEET.INCHES)

BMW is decently tall - 5.8-5.11 - genuinely appears about average human height in the game.

JTTW Shorter depending 3-4ft ish give or take (I think pretty short though)

Monkey King Reborn - Shortish 5-5.5 he is almost average person height I think here as Master is fairly tall (almost as tall as Wujing) & Comparing Wujing next to a village human then Wujing next to Wukong, Wukong give or take is the same height as a human. Also, Pigsy is just shy of Masters height and Wukong is almost the same height as Pigsy but a liiiittle but shorter. (This was annoying because both Wukong and Pigsy slouch almost the entire movie and there are a LOT of angles and visual trickery with background and foreground stuff. I even tried comparing to doors but it’s inconsistent.)

Nezha Reborn - Tall 5.8-5.11

I think PERSONALLY, he’d be tall in BMW specially. I know in JTTW he’s fairly small - they saw him more as a monkey at the time right? So somewhere between an actual monkey and probably short adult human 3-4ft something? Where as modern times we see him as “anthropomorphic” but human leaning. So it makes sense for us to scale him up and change some features. He is a “demon” after all as well. *Plus I’m bias on the idea that I want him at least human sized - idc if he’s a short king or a tall king necessarily.*

ANYWAY! *see under the cut*

In BMW we see at the beginning Wukong is shorter than Erlang (not as big of a difference during cut scenes though) during the first fight of the game, but in some clips I was watching recently (modded game lol) the Broken Shell of Wukong stands at the same height ish as Erlang. So while I was already fairly certain this was a “design” choice by the devs to make it easier to see the broken shell when you fight him, this confirms it for me too. Broken shell is MUCH taller than DO during the battle.

When in cut scenes during that fight they are the same height, build, etc:

Basically what I was getting at is this, it’s clear bosses are scaled up in the game to make them easier to see as well as make them more intimidating to the player (which I think is pretty universally understood). So in a way, it’s deceptive of actual height. Untrustworthy.

So, let’s factor this instead: Wukong is an anthropomorphic monkey. Let’s say he’s between 5’ and 5’11 give or take to give him some wiggle room.

Erlang, isn’t a regular “human” by any means so him being taller than average makes sense. The other demons? Same thing. Especially creatures that are actually bigger than a monkey - like a tiger. Some other creatures we see SHOULDNT be that big though. For example insect demons. Yet they are when they should be smaller than Wukong if you’re going by “scale up based on a specific average”.

So again, deception. Height doesn’t follow natural normal rules for everyone (magic). Yes sizes can change based on certain lore & magic things and Wukong can adjust his size as to be bigger or smaller.

I don’t think Wukong is super tall or anything by any means though, that’s why I said give or take in the “head canon” estimate earlier. He’s basically a compact power house - think like how ants can lift 10-50 times their body weight. He’s agile and lithe with muscles designed to be swift and quick, he’s a monkey so he’s all energetic. Hes not meant to be a body builder (like some *Tiger 👀*……YES he is strong as fuck - this isn’t about his abilities. *Also I’m not saying any of you dudes that aren’t 6ft aren’t ‘tall’ but I’m 5.5 and “tall” to me is 6ft and up.*

Anyway, I’m getting at that Destined One is a near carbon copy of Wukong and no matter how you SEE the ending of BMW be it DO just gains Wukongs memory or Wukong is made whole again and absorbs DO and takes his memories of his short life/journey for the artifacts - the two Monkeys are the same height.

So Monkey is fairly tall also based on in game things like surroundings etc. Hes not tiny. The game devs have deceived us throughout the game regarding height in several ways since it’s not consistent.

(Funny side note, if you add an inch or two to DO and feel they are separate beings - Wukong being offended by that would kill me with laughter and be hilarious - or if they are the same and Wukong realizes it after he “awakens”)

So basically, imagine him as tall as you want 🤣 I HC as mentioned above give or take for a specific AU I make. No joke depending on what AU I have I make him as tall or short as I need. So no one is wrong, okay?

Last note: this is before figures come out (yes there was the one but idk its actual metrics and while it can help to figure out size it won’t necessarily be an end game as everything surrounding bmw and height is genuinely inconsistent as hell.

[under-the-dirt]

Hi hi!! I was wondering if you could write a Price x Reader one-shot. In the story, the reader was involved with Price but ended up pregnant, resigning and cutting off contact due to the fear of jeopardizing Price's job or their relationship. After some time, Price spots her and her baby outside and approaches her.

Angst to fluff would be nice and the baby’s name could be Evangeline, I find that name adorable 🥹

hihihi anon!!! this idea is so sweeeeeeeettt!! sorry it took so long to write i’ve been busy and very very tired </3

pairing: john price x afab!reader

tags: pregnancy/mention of babies, a little angst, implied sex, pov change, under 13 dni :3

Price was devastated when he heard you were leaving. He knew, no strings attached, it was simply giving and getting, helping each other with their needs, but he couldn’t help but fall in love with you. The way you smiled, the way you laughed, the way you moaned and whined, the way you clenched around him so nicely…

Next thing he knows, you’re leaving. He’d noticed something had been a little.. off about you, you’d been emotional, more quick to outbursts or tears, but he just assumed it was your period, as your cramps were pretty bad.

He didn’t think it’d come to this, to you leaving him. Leaving all of them. He watched you hug Soap and Gaz goodbye, he watched you shake Simon’s hand, and he watched you nod in his direction. He also watched the way your eyes changed when you looked at him. Your pupils grew, your eyes displaying all the love you had for him, but written on your face was purely guilt and shame.

As the time went on, he didn’t think he’d see you again. Ever. He found himself trapped in his work, rarely leaving his office to get food and water or go to sleep. He knew he looked like shit. It was obvious, with his beard growing out, the dark bags beneath his eyes and his hollowed cheeks. He looked like a ghost, frankly. So, the boys decided to get him out. They wanted to take him out for a day in the town, where he wasn’t allowed to work or do anything but have fun. So here he was, waiting for a coffee at a little cafe when he watched you walk in holding a baby. You were pregnant? As he stared, he noticed the baby girl looked so much like him. Her deep blue eyes, a fluffy head of brown hair, just a little carbon copy of him.

-

You took your baby out to grab a coffee and maybe get her a little treat. You were so focused on your task and your babbling little girl, you didn’t notice the large group of very built men. As you walked to the other side of the counter to wait for your coffee and the muffin you ordered for you and your baby, you felt a tap on your shoulder. You turned with a smile, expecting a compliment, but as you looked up you were met with the father of your baby. Captain John Price.

“C-captain?” You stuttered, confused and surprised. He looked terrible, sunken eyes and hollow cheeks, out of instinct you reached your hand up and touched his cheek gently.

“Can we speak outside, love?” He asks, and god he sounds horrible too. You nod, walking out with him. He leads you into the alley and leans against the wall, hand over his face. “Is it..” He begins.

“Yes,” You answer quickly. rocking your baby gently.

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t want you to get in trouble, if anyone found out what we were doing.”

“I wouldn’ ‘ave cared, bunny. You know this.”

“It’s- it’s whatever..” You say softly, rocking your baby gently, looking at her instead of price.

“What’s ‘er name?”

“Evangeline.” You answer, rubbing her head gently as she whined and babbled.

“Can.. Can I.. Hold ‘er?” He asks nervously, biting his bottom lip as he looks down at you and your baby- no, his baby, in your arms. He watches you slowly place his baby in his arms, adjusting his arms to support her tiny body and little head properly. He’d always been a man of little emotion, but all the tears he’d drowned in whiskey decided to come up now. You didn’t even quite realize he was crying until you heard him sniffle, looking up and seeing tears streaming down his face as his lips shook. He gently rubs Evangeline’s cheek with his thumb, feeling her soft, perfect skin beneath his rough, calloused finger.

“You’re a natural,” You whisper, placing your hand on his arm. He nods, letting out a small sob and squeezing his eyes shut.

This great, strong man, one who’d seen the horrors of war, death, blood and gore, the man who’d forgotten how to flinch even with a gun at his head, was sobbing over his baby. The one he never even knew existed until now. He was filled with regret and guilt. He couldn’t be there to support you while you were pregnant, to help you take care of the baby, to support you whenever life got too much, to make sure you could afford anything you needed, it hurt. He was supposed to be there for you, but he’d been too much of a pussy to ever try.

So here he stands, holding his baby girl for the first time, sobbing as he admires her. His baby. His little girl. His.

omg i’m so sorry this took forever nonnie!!! i procrastinated way too much!!! i’ve just been super busy with a lot of things, mostly stress and sleeping. life’s been difficult!!! i’ve been falling asleep far earlier than i normally do and i’ve been unable to do most things i enjoy!!! but i really hope you like this!!! <3333 also, when i imagined price crying i imagined my dad. my dad doesn’t really do crying and stuff, like most dads, and the last time i saw him cry was because he was shown so much love by people he never thought even cared about him. it was so sweet, and so that’s what imagined when price cried <3

[fiery-emblems]

Like a lot of people I sometimes ponder what my favorite characters might look like if they were allowed to grow older. I've been seeing a lot of good designs for older Soren specifically so of course I got to thinkin' about my own take!

Some notes on design process under the cut cause I think we should all share our thought process once in a while:

So, for this I didn't want to just want to go with "Soren, exactly the same but older". My thought was "if I was actually in charge of designing for a fire emblem game, one that takes place in a future Tellius perhaps and featuring this character as a guest (a la Tiki or the Awakening trio, which they should keep doing BTW) how would I go about doing that".

You have to think of course, about what the character is actually doing and what their role is. It seems pretty likely that after RD Soren is either traveling the world with Ike or wandering around (probably the former) so "traveler" was the theme. As far as the overall shape and the outer layer especially it seemed obvious to reference the dragons, who are also travelers:

I don't want to just straight up copy the look of the robes though for a couple of reasons. 1) that's boring and the idea here is for an updated visual style 2) I wanted to combine different elements to evoke a feeling of mixing cultures. I figure if this scenario takes place say, 80 years in the future or something, fashions will have moved forward and perhaps you would see elements of beorc and laguz fashions mixed together. Especially for Soren given what he is. So I went with an inner layer that looks more Victorian puffy sleeves (which you don't actually see a lot of in PoR or RD since the characters favor more stiff looking tunics, but they are there and I figured its the future and maybe Crimea has entered its puffy shirt era) with the outer layer looking more like what the dragons wear. 3) Staying with robes seems kind of stagnant. I imagine that a much older Soren who's lived a good life along side his love has probably chilled out a little bit. A little bit. 4) I think having more leg visible gives a more adult silhouette.

The other consideration is the hairstyle. As much as I love Soren being a carbon copy of Rajaion, it wouldn't be the most interesting design choice if I was the character designer of a game to just copy a past design 1 for 1. So I decided to just lengthen his hair a little bit and give it a look like its been blown around in the wind. Soren is the windy guy and I'm assuming he would be more chill here so why not let it be loose and free? This also helps avoid him just looking like Sephiran cause I see that a lot too lol.

Yes I also changed the shape of his brand. I've always been fascinated by the fact that it changed shape between games. I know it was likely just a design oversight but what if it changed because he isn't an adult yet and it changes more as he ages?

Lastly there's the why. Why would your fav show up as a guest character? What would he even do?? Well I think Soren could be really fun actually if we assume he went with Ike and that Ike kept Ragnell with him. I'm picturing a situation where Ike has lived out his natural life and died, leaving Soren to return to Tellius alone in order to tell Mist's family what happened (cause Ike just left without telling anyone anything lol), and to return Ragnell to them. Instead some conflict breaks out, you know how it is, and the more chilled out Soren is convinced to bestow the sword onto the new starry-eyed lord who reminds him of his beloved.

Oh yeah. I can see it now.

[herofics]

could we maybe have some hcs where the reader is katsuki’s younger sister (by like 2-3 years) and her quirk is fireworks? she’s a lot more polite and can than he is but still very fun and lively 🎆

A/N: I usually write the reader as gender neutral, but I did this specifically as a little sister since that’s what was requested. I just basically started at the beginning of the anime and went from there. I kinda sorta totally forgot about the quirk thing…

•When you were little kids, Katsuki was always really protective of you

•You used to be much more shy when you were a young kid, but now that you’re in your early teens, you’ve kind of taken after your brother in the loudness and outgoing aspect

•You’re not an asshole like Katsuki is though, you’re just funny and actually kind of popular too

•But you treat pretty much everyone like a friend, unlike your brother, who just has his two lackeys and basically doesn’t care about anyone in his class

•You and Midoriya are still friendly, but you’re not really close

•You don’t like Katsuki bullying him, but you can’t really do anything about it because he doesn’t listen to you at all, why would he really?

•You and Katsuki definitely argue like siblings, Mitsuki sometimes wonders why you both had to be pretty much carbon copies of her

•Sometimes you don’t talk to each other in days or even over a week, and Katsuki certainly never apologized to you but at some point you just start talking again

•You definitely have more of your dad in you than your brother does, but you’re not above a hiding Katsuki’s stuff when you’re really annoyed at him

•Even if you two argue and fight sometimes or pretty often, you’re still his little sister, and even though you’re like super fucking annoying all the time in his opinion, he doesn’t want anything bad to happen to you

•So he makes sure you can defend yourself, even though you don’t want to become a hero

•Also it gives him the chance to kick your ass when you hide his stuff

•When your brother got into UA, you were really proud of him, but of course you wouldn’t tell him that, he’s an annoying piece of shit, even if you do look up to him a bit

•When he won the sports festival, you were always proud to tell people yes when they asked if he was your brother, it was also a bit awkward when they added something like, “he’s a bit of an asshole isn’t he?” and you could never really deny that

•You saw the change in him during his first year at UA, and it made you even more proud of him, he became kinder, maybe even a bit more patient and above all he repaired his relationship with Midoriya

•You did give him a tearful earful everytime he ended up in the hospital though

•He also grew to kind of regret how much of an asshole he had been to you in the past few years, and he actually apologized to you much before he did to Midoriya

•You were a sort of practice case for that

[thecluelessdoctor]

Mmmmmnnhhggvhhhhhh

FINE.

FINE FINE FINE

I have a movie rant and I NEED to get it out.

I really.

I really need to talk about the third installment to HTTYD. YUP. HTTYD the hidden world

i know this is pretty weird compared my other content and movie/show rants. But I REALLY need to talk about this.

I saw the hidden world when it came out. I thought it was pretty good when I first saw it. But it felt off even the first time through. The thing that made me realize it's mistakes, it was TOOTHLESS- Toothless in the first movie was so fun to watch. He reminded me of a cat, and it was beautifully fun. But in the hidden world? He felt stiff, and- square? I had a hard time enjoying watching him.

Look see what I mean-

In the first film, toothless is primarily triangles, giving him that sleek, interesting look. But by in the 3??? Hes more rectangles.

I HATE THIS. and also- in the first film, toothless is a DARK BLUE- in the 3rd, he's a black color! It's just- ugh.

I love character design, we know this. And I'm not saying I'm perfect at it, BUT THIS???? HUH??

And according to what I read, toothless in the first one was inspired by cats. But in the third, he's inspired by DOGS??? H U H???

And they gave the cat like characteristics to the light fury

OH GOD THE LIGHT FURY.

I've never liked her. She felt so out of place. Her design felt like it was missing things that dragons, ESPECIALLY DRAGONS WHO WERE TRAPPED BY TRAPPERS. she is such a fucking sexist character I hate her.

I mean in the art book they even say they wanted her to have this alluring lady character look. I hate it.

Also look at her design compared to the first movie toothless.

It feels like the light fury is a carbon copy of toothless in the first film.

Also I hate the costumes in the third film they feel like toys *sweats in I literally have action figures so I would know*

Now, my next rant. The comedy.

I will be honest, it made me laugh. Ironically, and more from nostalgia. The humor was so bad. Only two jokes made me laugh. The one in the beginning from toughnut where he says 'no running on deck' that got a chuckle from me. And the second one I don't remember.

One of the running jokes between Valka and snotlout is really creepy and weird. I also hate snotlouts joke of him saying 'who died and made you chief-' and yes, I know he was called out for it, BUT IN THE FIRST TWO FILMS HE WAS NEVER THIS INCONSIDERATE!!

They did my bro dirty. I mena hell, snotlout was someone who looked up to stoak. Who cried at his funeral. It's so out of character. Same thing with everyone else.

I hate this so much.

Oh let's talk about how toxic Light fury and toothless are. Toothless was turned into a horny mess!! And light fury, is just a pleasure tool!! I hate it! Toothless used to be a interesting character with a personality. We don't see any real bonding between toothless and the light fury either! Light fury only has 15 minutes of screen time.

I'm so tired of this movie.

I'll maybe make a part two if that's whats wanted, but anyway, I'm Dotty, and please help me I'm suffering.

[blackbatcass]

how would you rank bat-children from bruce's least favorite to favorite? also i'd say do the same for ollie's kids but he would kill himself if you made him do that (mia still his fav though)

oh my god you guys do want me dead💀

I'll be honest, i don't think there's much value to be found in 'rank-the-favorites' discussions. like the honest answer is 'it depends' and i just don't think it's productive. I do think that in most cases wrt relationships with bruce, dick is always going to come out on top. as i've said those two are just on a whole other level. they Know Each Other in a way that no one else will even come close to. I don't think it's controversial to posit that actually raising dick from childhood adds a layer to the relationship bruce has with him that really can't be replicated with anyone else. like...jason was with him for 2-3ish years as a tweenager, cass and tim were adopted in their mid teens. meanwhile bruce was effectively dick's parent from age 8 onwards.

I also think the timing is something that would be almost impossible to replicate. dick entered the picture very early into bruce's years as batman. bruce was the one solid thing in dick's life after his parents died. they were literally each other's crutches through all that emotional turmoil and became, for better or for worse, extremely codependent. all that to say, dick and bruce's relationship is just so crazy insane that pretty much nothing compares. he just has the advantage. you can't recreate the mind bogglingly deep connection 25 yo bruce had with 8yo dick grayson it just can't be done.

on the other hand, cass also has something with bruce that can't be replicated by anyone else: she is Exactly Fucking Like Him. she is his carbon copy. they Get each other's rock-solid convictions & moral code sooo deeply. fandom tends to use this as evidence to point towards cass being the favorite child, but like as greta mysterycitrus has eloquently said in the past, she is exactly like him (derogatory). bruce obviously loves cass deeply, that is his daughter, but I don't think having that relationship with her is always easy for him. her existence points out some uncomfortable truths about himself that he doesn't always want to confront. I mean... if you were to meet yourself as a seventeen year old it would probably be weird as FUCK lol. I especially think the fact that cass has killed someone really fucks with his head and forces him to reevaluate his own morals/worldview.

and like...I don't think he always treats cass fairly. we see it over and over again in bg 2000. he thinks he knows what's best for her because he sees himself in her, but the things he thinks are best for himself are Not Healthy to say the least. he intentionally keeps himself at a distance because he initially did not want that close, father-daughter relationship with her: it was strictly batman and batgirl. and he thought that's what she wanted/needed. but being so singlemindedly driven to a cause with no boundaries or normal life is not exactly the best way to go for a teenager. so I think those two had a lot to figure out when the dust settled.

I have much fewer thoughts about jason, tim and damian simply because they are not my blorbos like dick and cass are lmfao. i do think tim deserves a whole lot of credit for stepping in to save bruce and helping when bruce was at his lowest. like. that was obviously NOT easy lol. bruce and tim are interesting because bruce held himself back from being a father to tim for so long, when jack was still in the picture. but when it comes to a head and tim gets adopted, it's just...natural? like there was nothing else that could have happened there? I am honest to god not the biggest tim fan and have not read enough of his comics to talk intelligently on him any more than that lol. but I do know bruce loves him very very much and would be lost without him<3

jason....jason. I mean what is there to say lmfao. if your dead teenager turned up and started mass murdering what would you do. I think it's pretty obvious to say that losing jason was soul-crushing for bruce and permanently changed him as a person; we see those aftereffects in his relationships to people like tim, steph, and cass. jason will never stop being his son, and bruce will never stop loving him. but things will never be the same again. I don't think jason's actions post-resurrection will ever be justifiable or forgivable to bruce. like even if jason woke up one day like 'suddenly i'm cured of being a villain' I don't think he would be welcomed back with open arms or anything. jason is a murderer. he has killed like a fuckton of people in cold blood. that is something that will never be okay with bruce. grappling with loving your son versus your son being a murderer which is antithetical to everything you have spent decades building...that's rough buddy. is that controversial? idk i spend as little time as possible thinking about jason todd

I think it hurts bruce to look at damian sometimes because he just can't stop seeing talia. I think he loves damian deeply but it isn't always easy. that whole timing of final crisis was just so messy that they didn't get off to a super smooth start and had to do a lot of work rebuilding that relationship. I think damian has to reconcile his childhood hero worship of bruce with the actual very flawed man which isn't easy. it has been a LONG ass time since i've read damian's comics so that's about all I got.

IN CONCLUSION! This is very long and I absolutely did not answer your question sorry. but these are kind of my cliffnotes thoughts on each of the wayne kids' relationships with bruce.

and yeah if you tried to get ollie to rank his kids he would knock himself out with a boxing glove arrow

[abiiors]

dad!ross request: take this as inspo pls i love this baby so much and i can totally see ross having this convo with his kid, the ring meaning so much for him (because married to the love of his life <3 )

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to expand upon the ✨lore✨ from the last ask, april is at your wedding. well, no. she’s only technically at your wedding considering you found out you were pregnant only a week before the actual day. and you remember how stressful it was having to lie to everyone about why you weren’t getting blackout drunk at your reception. 

“i want to remember this night” was your go-to excuse. it was sweet and believable, plus you could always pretend to drink a bit right? 

anyway now at two and a half years old, april is in ross’ lap, playing with his hands. more specifically, playing with the ring on his finger. she’s not an older sister yet, well she won’t be for another two months, so for now you have your little baby girl moving around inside you and your other tiny girl, sat babbling away.

“do you like my ring, bub?” he asks when she tries to take it off his fingers the second time. she nods, focused on her task. well, of course, she likes the ring. It’s shiny and that’s all there is to it. 

but she is also in her “let’s put everything in my mouth” phase so you and ross are extremely careful about letting her get to small objects. 

“no, don’t take it off darling,’ he tells her gently, “you can look at it though.”

nearby, you gasp cheekily. “look at you saying no to your baby!” 

“very funny,” he deadpans but smiles a second later. he knows he’s a very sappy dad—there’s no denying it. 

“i want” april babbles, inspecting the ring carefully.

“you can have one when you’re older, baby,” you tell her and ruffle her hair. “daddy only got his three years ago.”

“three years?” she asks, her eyes wide. she has no concept of the passage of time yet but everything is big to her tiny little brain. 

“mummy gave me the ring,” ross adds, “and i gave her two. look!” he takes your hand in his, pointing first at the engagement ring and then at the wedding band that matches it perfectly. 

“two rings!” she gasps much in the same tone as before. this time, your baby kicks you in acknowledgement. 

he presses a small kiss to your knuckles before he lets go of your hand and turns his attention back to april. “you were a little bean back then. you know that photo where mummy’s wearing a pretty white dress?” he points to the photo that hangs over the fireplace and april nods, fascinated, “you were in her stomach. just like how your sister is now.”

that makes her giggle, tiny hands pressed to her mouth as she looks at ross and then at you. blame the pregnancy hormones but it makes you tear up. she is a carbon copy of him; the same dimples on both their faces as he grins down at her. and you can’t wait to see who this baby is going to take after. 

you take ross’ hand in yours, holding it tightly as you smile at april. “you know why i gave your dad the ring?”

“‘s pretty?” she replies confidently and makes you laugh again. 

“yes, pretty. but also because i love him very much”

ross smiles softly, squeezing your hand again. this feels so perfect, somehow everything you’d always wanted in life is now right here. and all three of them are precious. 

“and i love your mum more,” he replies, sappy as always, “that’s why she has two rings.”

[celestialfantasiess]

How do demon bros react to MC who is Ruri-chan voice actor and whose name is Levi?

Requests: open <3

。lucifer 。

‣ Chaos it's chaos, at first introduction he had expected you to be indeed a bit more like your namesake only to find out you were actually pretty much the opposite.

‣ The first hint should have maybe already been your job, it proved you were willing to work for your money but also you had no problem with fame and lot's of people around you.

‣ When you got used to the devildom you were an absolute menace to him first the money making with Mammon which he had to admit was not of the worst ideas the both of you had come up with at least this time it was legal.

‣ He had tried to keep you apart from Belphegor and Satan but eventually you had banded together and your one goal together was to make his life miserable.

‣ Finds it very frustrating that you both have the same name because whenever he is looking for one of you and he calls out for you you either both reply or only one replies but somehow that is always the one he isn't looking for.

‣ (Sucks to be you Luci, should have picked an other exchange student then.)

。mammon 。

‣ Finds it very annoying when he gets assigned to watch over you because who want to watch over another Levi. Thinks you will be a carbon copy of his brother at first because you have the same name and you are the voice actor for Levi's favorite anime character.

‣ Quickly changes his mind when he discovers how much anime fans are willing to pay for a clip of the voice actor of their fav anime character saying something they want.

‣ You go along with the plan because money who doesn't want that, Mammon gets only a percentage of the money you make of of it. He wasn't happy about it until you reminded him you could also just don't do it anymore.

‣ Best part is Lucifer can't stop this money scheme, because it isn't a scheme it's legal and nothing is being stolen and all participants are willing.

‣ Keeps calling you human, says it's to prevent confusion between you and Leviathan since you have the same name and only one of you is human. Sometimes though you hear him say my human. You're pretty sure he doesn't even notice it when he does this.

。leviathan 。

‣ Freaks out when he hears your voice, at first he thinks your voice just sounds freakishly much like ruri chan.

‣ But when you explain what your job is and that you did in fact voice ruri chan, his favorite anime character he just promptly passes out.

‣ Does think it's kind of weird that you both have the same name, it's especially confusing when someone calls out for one of you and you both reply to it.

‣ Will request you to say certain things in the voice you use for ruri chan. Has now multiple voice recording on his D.D.D of you saying the most random things in ruri chans voice.

‣ Has made you cosplay as ruri chan and dragged you to conventions with him.

‣ Does think both of you having the same name is very confusing for the both of you and also kind of strange.

。satan 。

‣ Asks you a lot of questions about your job and how you got into that branch of work. If you have done any more big projects etc.

‣ When you tell him that since you are a voice actor you have picked up a lot of trick and that you can almost flawlessly copy other people their voices when you have heard them talk enough.

‣ You now will be pulled into lots of pranks because of said talent, Satan and Belphegor appreciate your assistance in these pranks.

‣ Has askes you if there is another name he could maybe use for you as to prevent confusion if there isn't he just always adds on the human or exchange student.

。asmodeus 。

‣ Thinks you have a cool job without having to do much at all all you have to do is talk. hey that sounds perfect for him no actual hard work and just talking .

‣ You have to try and tell him that you can't just become a voice actor and that your voice has to have a certain range in emotion, expression and tone. It's acting without the body language so you have to be very expressive with the tone in your voice.

‣ He tries it and doesn't get cast so he'll just stay as devil gram model that's way easier to do.

‣ Thinks it's kind of weird to call you by the same name as one of his brothers has even though it is also your own name so he probably only calls you pet names or you get your own personal nickname from him.

。beelzebub 。

‣ Doesn't really care for your job, but it's nice that Levi is that happy about it. He likes seeing his brother that excited about something that is something in real life instead of on a screen.

‣ Is however happy to watch the anime with you if it makes you happy. If it contains food he will definitely ask you if you know how to make those foods because it looks absolutely delicious.

‣ Now get's confused when people use the name Levi or Leviathan because are they talking about you or they talking about his brother so most of the time that has to be made clear.

。belphegor 。

‣ Doesn't really care for your job and never uses your actual name anyways so that won't cause any confusion. He just lovingly insults you <3 (Idiot, loser etc.)

‣ Satan, Belphegor and you are menaces together. Lucifer tried to keep the three of you apart because the general lack of respect for rules all three of you hade would be a disaster when combined.

‣ He was right though the three of you together are a danger to everyone around you. Especially when Belphegor decides not to nap for a time and you both think of something together. Satan is mostly the voice of reason between the three of you so remove that and you have chaos.

‣ Has asked you to sing to him once or twice, he likes your voice and the tone range it has. Did fall asleep to it though.

[gr0tesques]

⌜aaron taylor-johnson.  30.  cis man.  he/him.⌟  ╱  was  that  JULIAN KOENIG  i  just  saw  wandering  around  lake  stillwater  ?  you  know  the  RED HERRING?  odd  …  i  never  imagined  they’d  be  back  in  town,  especially  after  everything  that  happened  last  time.  but  i  guess  it  makes  sense,  considering  they've  always  been  known  for  being  INTUITIVE and  RESOURCEFUL.  still,   you'd  think  they'd  be  more  cautious—especially  since  they’re  also  quite  VOLATILE  and  NIHILISTIC,  but  then  again  that  explains,  he was a chess champion in high school.  last  i  heard  they  were  working  as  a/an  UNEMPLOYED in  PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA…  i  wonder  if  that's  where  they  picked  up  that  SMALL BOOK OF CROSSWORD PUZZLES  they're  always  carrying  around.  nonetheless,  with  whatever  happened  on  that  lake  all  those  years  ago,  they'd  better  hope  the  cabin  keeps  them  safe  this  time  around. 

full name: julian adriel koenig (pronounced kay-nig; he once had a little outburst at the bank after the teller mispronounced his name lol) nickname: jules date of birth & age: november 12, 1994 ( 30 years old ) place of birth: palo alto, california zodiac sign: scorpio gender & pronouns: cis man, he / him sexual orientation: bisexual occupation: software engineer / currently unemployed 3 positive traits: intuitive, resourceful, quick-witted 3 negative traits: volatile, nihilistic, vindictive family: dan koenig ( father ), nina roth ( mother ), eleanore koenig ( twin sister)

BACKGROUND

tw: mention of drugs, hospitalization, mental illness.

julian, along with his twin sister, was born in palo alto, california. his father, dan koenig, was a software engineer for apple while his mother, nina roth, was a former hollywood a-lister who was known for being a scream queen in the 80s and 90s. she retired from the limelight when the twins were born and opted to start a health and wellness business (in a similar font as gwyneth paltrow's goop).

very smart kid. like, mensa-level smart. however his parents didn't want him to get in over his head so he still went to a regular, albeit private school. adversely, because he knew he was smarter than everybody else, this sort of gave him a superiority complex and made it difficult for him to get along with other kids.

his best friend growing up was his twin sister, whom he affectionately called ellie (though, to everybody else, she was nora). while they were inseparable, they were also almost complete opposites. ellie was a lot more likable and sociable and often brought julian with her to gatherings and events, much to julian's (and ellie's friends) disdain.

julian was pretty much a carbon copy of his father and was admittedly much closer to him than he was to his mother. nina wasn't as motherly as she made herself out to be in her interviews with entertainment tonight and people magazine and, in fact, missed the spotlight and the glamor that came with her previous life much more than she'd care to admit. dan, however, preferred to keep a quieter, simpler life. that, and his tendency to be married more to his work than to his wife led to their divorce when the twins were in their sophomore year of high school. julian chose to stay with his dad in palo alto, which meant that ellie did, too.

his then-boyfriend got him into ketamine in his junior year to try and manage what he didn't realize at the time was very high anxiety, then did coke whenever he needed to stay awake and alert. these habits worsened in college, especially when he didn't get into stanford (shocker!) which was the one school he applied for as he was so confident he would get in, but apart from his grades and a 1450 SAT score, nothing really made him stand out. with no other backups, his mother pulled some strings at her alma mater in her hometown in minnesota (where she was a regular donor) which was where he and his sister ended up going to.

majored in computer engineering in college where he met jamie novak. jamie was the first friend he made and was one of the very few people he liked hanging out with.

he dated harper chen in their freshman year and broke up mid-sophomore year due to julian's substance abuse and the fact that he just wasn't making enough time for her. however, they remained good friends after.

jamie and julian had a big fight when julian found out that jamie and eleanore hooked up while jamie was dating isa. julian knew how his sister felt about jamie and was afraid that jamie was only playing with eleanore's feelings and confronted him about it, threatening to tell isa if he didn't leave his sister alone. jamie, however, counter-threatened that if he did that, he would tell everyone about julian's own dirty little secret, which was that julian was sleeping with one of his (married) professors for drugs. both of them decided to call it a stalemate and wouldn't speak for a couple of months.

that is, until eleanore told julian that jamie and a bunch of other people were going down to stillwater to celebrate the end of the final exams and that he should try to talk to jamie and make up. hesitant at first, julian ended up making the trip and arrived on the last day for the sole purpose of talking to jamie and nothing else. julian found jamie at his cabin where they talked, but to this day julian wouldn't tell anyone, not even his sister, what they talked about. some heard yelling, some saw jamie storming out of the cabin with julian coming out minutes later heading the other direction. later that night, jamie would meet his tragic demise at the lake.

julian was a lot more withdrawn after that, reverting to his old high school ways of keeping to himself, and kept very few people in his circle, which included his sister and harper. he suffered a public nervous breakdown on campus on his last semester where he was a very strong candidate for summa cum laude and end up dropping out. his father brought him back to california where he entered rehab for the first time, returning twice more for the next couple of years.

his father insisted he stay close, so he got a place of his own in palo alto while working as a freelance software engineer, primarily in cyber security. he hasn't been in contact with anyone from college in the past eight years, except of course for harper, who sometimes comes to visit him. he was four months unemployed and two weeks on his third stay in rehab when he received news of harper's untimely passing. opting out of the program early, he traveled back to minnesota to honor harper's last wish and confront old, haunted memories.

OTHER INFO

obsessed with doing crossword puzzles and always keeps a small pocket-sized collection with him at all times.

loves watching movies, which was one of the very few things he got from his mother. he particularly enjoys the horror-slasher ones as well as the lynchian or cronenbergian variety but also appreciates sci-fi and drama.

he was hospitalized in his sophomore year of high school after staying awake for 72 hours straight and consuming mostly energy drinks while reviewing for the SATs, hoping to get early admission to stanford. he was discharged from the hospital the same day as his exam and took it anyway despite remembering almost nothing of what he'd studied, and ended up with a low score. he retook the SATs again the following year and got a 1450.

played chess competitively in high school and has even played in international invitational tournaments.

his dating history isn't very long nor complicated. his first relationship was with dustin wells on his junior year of high school, who gave him his first taste of drugs since his brother was a dealer. the relationship ended not with a bang, but with a fizzle right before they graduated, the reason simply being that dustin was going to attend college abroad and neither thought they were going to make it long-distance. only his sister knew about dustin. his next relationship was with harper chen in their freshman year of college, ending amicably early in their sophomore year. then, very briefly, there was kayla simon, a phd student and beauty queen whom julian met at a lab in LA where she was an intern and he was doing an ocular on their security system. they dated for five months before breaking up when kayla became a finalist for miss universe. and then, finally, noah kelley, a visual artist whom julian met at an art show. they've been together for four years and currently have put their relationship 'on pause' after julian rejected noah's proposal.

while julian is aloof, he is by no means shy—he can get very loud and opinionated when it comes to matters he cares passionately about like tech and current events, often in a condescending manner.

while most people see him as cold and uncaring, he can also be very sweet, mostly towards his inner inner circle and he's not typically into physical touch unless it's with people he's super comfortable with, like ellie and harper.

his appearance has changed almost drastically from when people last saw him in high school. those who knew him then might not recognize him so easily; they might remember him as a well-groomed and baby-faced kid but he's a lot more unkempt nowadays, with unruly curls and a thick stubble. he's also sporting cuts on his face after getting into a fight with another patient at rehab before leaving for stillwater.

what was once a bright-eyed and hopeful young man has now turned into a pessimistic, nihilistic shell of the kid he used to be. untrusting of those around him and paranoid to a fault, he might even resort to lying and distorting the truth—often to a point where he no longer knows what to believe in—as a means of survival and protecting those he cares about, most especially his sister.

CONNECTIONS

jamie novak , first college friend. like many others, jamie introduced julian to his friend group, though often found himself still not quite fitting in, but they were people, at least, that julian still thought about from time to time and made college feel a little bit less like a distant lonely planet. in his sophomore year, julian found out about jamie hooking up with nora, his twin sister, and threatened to tell isa, jamie's girlfriend about it but jamie was holding on to a secret of julian's himself. both boys cut each other off from their lives until the night of jamie's death at stillwater lake.

harper chen , ex-girlfriend. harper and julian remained good friends even after the breakup, constantly keeping in touch years after college up until harper's death.

nora koenig , twin. other half. lifeline. the one person who has ever really known julian, the real julian.

isa morgan , math tutee. julian tutored isa twice a week for an hour and a half after classes as a favor to jamie, both realizing they had a lot more in common than originally thought and striking a weird, albeit brief friendship. lost touch after jamie's death and especially after college.

willa hoffman , harper's roommate. julian struck a vague form of acquaintanceship with willa for harper's sake. julian felt a sense of protectiveness over the girl, mostly because he thought she was an invertebrate who couldn't stand up for herself for being so spineless.

[solitaireships]

2, 3, + 6 for whichever s/is on your mind :) maybe a different s/I for each question ?

2) How similar is your s/i to you? Are they a carbon copy, completely different or a mix of the two?

Answering this one with Courier! tho in general, I’d say my self inserts have a mix of stuff that’s true to me (ex demographic identity type of stuff) and then differences. Lowkey I might have body dysmorphia so they’re never looking exactly like me since I want them to actually be pretty lol

But Courier definitely stands out bcs she’s the player character for FNV. So she’s built off of that base, but still with my personality influencing her through dialogue and choices. I would definitely not be able to make it in the wasteland tho, so she’s stronger than me, and more willing to do whatever she has to to get by. Also I obviously have not been shot in the head before

3) Does your s/i have a full backstory yet? Or is it still in the works? If it's done can we see it?

I never fully write down backstories for my self inserts, but I do know Romilda’s so

Romilda grew up in Redcliffe. Her mother was a human and her father was an elf, so she grew up in the alienage there. She could have passed as a human, but she decided to stay in the alienage for her own safety after her magic first manifested. That made it easier to avoid being caught, tho she further worked to hide her magic by teaching herself how to channel her magic through her father’s sword that had been passed down by their family for generations. With that, she was able to pass off any magic as just an enchantment on the sword, tho she still tried to keep things restrained to avoid the templar’s notice

This only lasted until the time of the fifth blight. She was safe in Redcliffe despite everything, but during the recovery efforts after the defeat of the archdemon, she had been helping to clean up the wreckage of the alienage when a building was about to collapse on some people. She used magic to save them, but got caught by a templar. Warden-Commander Surana was around and helping with the recovery efforts, so she stepped in and conscripted her into the Wardens. This happened pretty much immediately after the end if Awakening

6) Has your s/i undergone any design/story changes since they were first made?

Piera originally was built around at/sv Miguel, so she used to be from another universe, which was 50s themed. Then as I got more into Miguel’s comics, I realized at/sv is kinda an awful adaptation of him, so I reconfigured things to by my own version of his story and with that, I made Piera a person from the same universe as him, and she’s just really into the retro aesthetics lol

[angelwishess]

💗, 🎒 for the ask game <33

HEHE HI MAMA !! Ty for the asks !! 🙏💗

Questions for the Fankid asks are here!

6. 💗 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Do they share any expressions with their parent?

Evelio got his dreamy, smiling resting face from their mom, but he also has the same exact “scary expression” as Floyd. Like, its uncanny how similar it is … A little unexpected too, since he looks like a male version of their mom.

Marven got their dad’s grin, and pouting face. He also got his laugh funnily enough, hes like a little carbon copy of Floyd even though hes a Mama’s Boy 😭😭 (actually, thats pretty fitting too HAHAHA)

Alora also got their mom’s smiling resting face, but its much more energetic than her mama’s. She did get her dad’s “bored” expression, though. Whenever she gets annoyed she makes the same face as Floyd HAHAHA

🎒 ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ How were they on their first day of school?

Evelio was completely fine. He was always a super calm and neutral, even as a kid. So he didn’t really fuss. He did get a little love letter from a girl from their class on his very first day… Well, hes always been a charmer 😭

Marven. Someone save him. He wants his mama SO bad. If you thought he was bad on his first week of NRC— his first day of school was a nightmare😭 He was crying, kicking, screaming because he did NOT want to be away from his mama so bad, was literally clinging onto Kyra’s leg and crying all the way to the school.. Safe to say he did NOT make a good first impression because he kept trying to fight the teachers 😭

Alora was suuper excited!! Well shes excited about anything new, she got her mama’s curiosity :3. She got up so early in the morning and basically body slammed Floyd awake because she wanted to go right then and there !! At that exact moment !! (It was 5 AM.) Other than that, it went pretty well! But Alora kind of creeped out all of the other kids. Oopsies.

[infectedhusband]

𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐃 - 𝐒/𝐈 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 ⤸

New S/I, so I'll answer an ask game about him! Said ask game can be found here!

Long post under the cut.

1. What is your s/i's name & pronouns?

Shepherd goes by he/him, as well as any dog related neos you can think of!

2. How similar is your s/i to you? Are they a carbon copy, completely different or a mix of the two?

Shepherd is pretty different compared to me. He's definitely not a carbon copy, but he still has some aspects of me, such as parts of his backstory, his disabilities, etc.

3. Does your s/i have a backstory yet? Or is it still in the works? If it's done can we see it?

I don't have his full backstory written out yet, but I'll make a separate post about that when the time comes.

4. How did your s/i feel when they first met your f/o(s)? How do they feel about them now?

Shepherd first met Simon in college. He was very warm and friendly toward Simon, but he wasn't entirely sure how to feel about him, since Simon was so closed off.

Now, Simon and Shepherd both have a mutual understanding of each other on a deeper level than most. They bonded over their shared experience with depression and anxiety, as well as with being disabled in some way.

5. Do you speak about your s/i in first or third person?

It honestly depends. Sometimes I'll speak about my s/i's in the first person, but most of the time in the third person.

6. Has your s/i undergone any design/story changes since they were first made?

A few! Mostly design changes, but I changed his backstory to better fit in with the story.

7. Give us 3 random facts about your s/i

He has issues walking, so he uses mobility aids. Usually a cane, but if it's bad enough he will use other aids. He's also really sickly, so he's in bed all the time trying to recover from whatever sickness he has at the time. He has some tattoos, and quite a few piercings!

8. Does your s/i have any kind of powers?

Sadly, no.

9. Does your s/i have any hobbies that you don't have?

He likes to sew. He's tried to sew his own clothes, but it takes so much time and he has such a hard time finishing projects that he's decided to never do that again. Instead, he does smaller projects that are much easier to tackle, like repairing clothes or sewing patches on clothes.

10. How many s/i's do you have? Do you use the same s/i for multiple f/os or make completely different ones?

I have so many s/i's, most of which I haven't announced on Tumblr. I use the same s/i for multiple f/os, as long as they're under the same media source. For example, I would use Shepherd for any CoF f/os that I had.

11. Does your s/i have one outfit they're always seen in or multiple?

He has multiple that he's seen in. Usually they're just t-shirts and jeans, but occasionally he'll dress up.

12. Can we see a picture of your s/i?

Link to picrew

13. Would you ever want to cosplay as your s/i?

Possibly! I never thought about it!

14. Does your s/i get jealous easily?

Yes. Most definitely.

15. Does your s/i interact with any other self shippers s/i’s?

If someone wants their s/i to interact with him, let me know! I feel like that would be fun.

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Any Griffin and Vance Headcanons? 🥺

you just opened a floodgate hang on let me go into my message history

Okay first off the bat!

Vance and Griffin are half brothers. They have the same mom, but different dads, one is physically absent while the other is just really awful towards Vance.

Vance has a bit of a scottish accent when he’s a bit angry, he got it from his dad (no i will not elaborate) He mostly looks like Bonnie, but there are some traits he got from his dad

Griffin had a bit of an italian accent since Bonnie moved from Italy to Colorado when she was much much younger. Griffin is american born but he’s clearly italian. He is like an almost exact carbon copy of Bonnie. He looks a lot like her and he looks pretty much nothing like his dad at all.

Sometimes Vance and Bonnie argue about the past (cough) Vance’s early childhood (cough) and when that happens Griffin just sits on the stairs and cries because he doesn’t want his mom and brother hating each other. They don’t hate each other but sometimes Vance feels the need to start an argument.

Griffin can barely remember any of his own trauma and he can’t remember what happened in the basement or anything related to it while Vance remembers everything down to the last detail.

When Vance learned Griffin couldn’t speak anymore he didn’t wanna admit it but he knew he was gonna miss Griffin’s voice. Griffin used to be a huge chatterbox and it used to annoy Vance but Vance misses it now.

Whenever Vance plays pinball, Griffin (and Billy) will stand at his side and watch him play and slide over quarters when he loses and Vance gets used to it :)

While Vance is extremely mature and he ends up acting like an adult in result of his trauma, Griffin is the opposite. Griffin’s brain puts him into involuntary age regression but because Griffin had forgotten so much about his trauma he kind of lost his perception of time in the past also. Griffin doesn’t comprehend that he isn’t acting his age.

They don’t believe in Santa Clause. Bonnie raised them where she told them off the bat Santa wasn’t a thing but since they were so little they literally dgaf. She tells them not to tell other kids. Griffin doesn’t tell, but while Vance was younger he said it if he was pissed off at some kid who was provoking him.

Whenever Griffin has to get a much needed haircut, Vance helps him calm down when Griffin panics and hugs him to comfort him.

Whenever Griffin is sad Vance makes him peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwiches because it’s Griffin’s favorite food! :)

thats all i can think of rn :3

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my disorganized thoughts about the main reason i don't like 343 halo stories

i feel like one of the biggest failures of 343 Halo's stories is lack of character, literally. Pretty much every major player from the original trilogy is dead by the end of it (thanks marty) so they were left in quite a pickle. It had to be hard creating a new cast of characters, especially with 4's tone shift. It worked for some people, but this post is specifically about one character from the original trilogy that's been pretty much shafted by 343 and i cannot understand for the life of me why they don't utilize him

and of course i'm talking about Thel "The Arbiter" Vadam

sure he was controversial in 2004 but he's easily a fan favorite now. he's like the only major relationship chief has with someone who isn't cortana (or johnson but y'know...) They're former enemies who are forced to work together, with chief literally being the reason for Thel's entire character arc

i also think it's really interesting how cordially Chief talks to him when they're grabbed by gravemind (who i think was done the dirtiest in halo 3 irt to writing but this post isn't about that)

guy pretty much just says "hey, chill bro" when he sees him struggling. Like, Chief is THE guy who kills these guys. He's the one human that's probably killed the most of them. And he's just so quick to just casually quip like that. He sees him as a person. I just think it's such an insight into his character, and seems like the start of a fun dynamic relationship

Unfortunately that's the only time he ever says more than one word to Arby. Of course Chief's silence in 3 is due to Cortana not being with him, as she's the only one who can bring out his more talkative, sarcastic and quippy side. Him not saying a word to Arby is just an unfortunate side effect

343 could have changed this with their games. They could have brought Thel in and had him as a major player in the stories. I understand shelving him for 4 since that story was for chief and cortana, but having him appear in 5 and having their only interaction be teased in a cliffhanger and only talked about in a fucking BOOK is one of the most insulting things a game franchise could do. His further absence in infinite is also bizarre to me. Like i get that the stories they're telling don't really need to involve him but also they're not great stories anyway. They keep bringing cortana back (even though she should have stayed dead in 4) while ignoring the only other major relationship Chief has that he could develop to properly replace her friendship. Halo 4 and Infinite's story about grief and moving on rings a bit hollow when you're replacing the one important relationship you had with a near carbon copy of it

i could understand 343 writers being intimidated about using the arbiter (although i think most people's favorite part of 5 was his inclusion so idk i think it'd be a safe bet to keep bringing him back) since the vacuum in Chief/Arby interactions has mostly been filled in by fanwork and fan discussion. Maybe they're afraid of backlash if they don't depict it in a way fans would accept? I really don't know but i think anything would be appreciated instead of literally nothing

this all ties into a previous post i made about how 343 is afraid to tell stories that aren't human centric. I have no more expectations for modern halo, but it would be nice to see the deuteragonist of the original trilogy return to the series

also he's hot

thanks for your time