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@rechedeer

Tumblr is so funny because you think all ur mutuals/sometimes rando people are Insanely Famous and Super Talented and Good and Better than You and they intimidate you 5million because of that. But they're just like. Some normal ass guy. Not even close to famous. And it turns out they've felt the same way about you the entire time. And you're also just some normal ass guy. Like what the fuck

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Someone: makes a post describing in detail James and Sirius being in a deep state of limerence for each other

Some loser in the tags: platonic prongsfoot

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happy christmas adam !!!

christmas eve what about christmas adam

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OHH my god??? thank you sm for the tag what,, @pxnguin218 @rechedeer @some-o-n-e69 @nightmarezuko @nightmarezouk I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE MOOTS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD </3

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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homosexuals

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look at the funny thing i found on the internet

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

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marauders heights !!!!! i am correct btw

sirius black: 190cm (6'3)

james potter: 185cm (6'1)

lily evans: 169cm (5'7)

remus lupin: 178cm (5'10)

peter pettigrew: 162cm (5'4)

sybil trelawney: 177cm (5'10)

pandora lovegood: 165cm (5'5)

mary macdonald: 157cm (5'2)

marlene mckinnon: 172cm (5'8)

dorcas meadowes: 175cm (5'9)

barty crouch jr: 183cm (6'0)

evan rosier: 196cm (6'5)

regulus black: 180cm (5'11)

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pastaaaaaa

this post is an experiment, I am curious about how far you will get into the post.

to start, I challenge you to read the orange text below, and not read any further:

the challenge is to only read this far into the post. if you are stopping here, leave a comment about your favorite carbohydrate.

ok, you have decided to continue reading. hell yeah. no shame in that at all. this test is not meant to make you feel bad, in fact, you should be happy whenever you want forever.

if you made it here leave a comment of your favorite fictional universe, you are officially a Tier 2 Post Reader.

ok, the next part of this post is behind a barrier, there's a keep reading button. if you made it this far, tell me your favorite reptile in the comments. you are more than welcome to stop here, only continue if you would like to.

hiiiii :)

ok you're in the big leagues now. this is the DLC of the post. if you made it here, tell me your favorite milk substitute.

now FOR REAL. this would be a cool place to finish off at. you can go after this, I promise you're not missing out, you can leave. If you made it here, tell me what tattoo you would get if you decided to get a new tattoo today.

thank you for reading, I promise this is a cool place to stop reading the post. you really can go now. :) 👍

*ahem* alright, you are still with me. I'm happy to have ya. here's the deal, the chance of you seeing a picture of my dog within this post is 12.5%. you have a 1/8 chance of seeing a dog in this post.

keep in mind, that is not a high chance.

if you are ready to leave now, tell me your favorite plant. like, your favorite plant can be a tree or a specific fruit or vegetable or whatever. just tell me your favorite. then you may leave the post.

alright. since you made it here, I have the ultimate test: a link. definitely the highest barrier to entry so far, this could lead you anywhere. it's a trust exercise with a complete stranger.

clicking on this link will continue the post further, for how long this will go on, I cannot say. If you do not want to proceed, tell me your favorite sauce, and be on your way. I like buffalo ranch.

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reblog if gay

gonna see how far this goes without any tags.

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It's ✨️moodboard monday✨️ (where I periodically unleash all the moodboards that are chilling in my drafts)

This week:

Metal Band AU Prongsfoot.

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feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but it’s like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about

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Thank you @madigankrauss and everyone who got me to 500 reblogs! grey's note: i find it hysterical that this was the post that did it

sorry for the random tag by the way!!!

call me sirius orion black the way i s.o.b

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danielle radford is the most beautiful woman in the entire world holy shit her smile is absolutely breathtaking

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misfits and magic season 1 evan kelmp ended the season dating k.

misfits and magic season 2 evan kelmp ended the season dating sam.

this is officially a pattern. comedy demands that the cycle must complete. he shall finally reach his true potential.

misfits and magic 3 WILL end with evan kelmp dating jammer.