#waffles are good

[otselotus]

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[goopyskele]

IM BEING FORCED TO EAT A WAFFLE :(

[eliyips]

pesky birds get sentenced to air jail

[toyastales]

Good Morning!

[arekayic]

guys i think i hauve covid

[fishbloc]

INEFFABLE BEST FRIENDS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Crowley from Good Omens crashed his car through my living room wall while I was eating breakfast. He stole my waffle, got back in the Bentley, and drove off. I was so offended I woke up.

[rebloggingrexan]

[isjasz]

Going insane going nuts going absolutely bonkers you might even call it going bananas so to speak

[cheshire-castle-library]

Grumbo is so interesting

We had a son its a robot that can't cope with the world, lets make him a world where hes okay.

Im bringing our son into the new season, a season in which mumbo is palpably Not Present (due to irl burnout). Oops our son is also not okay about mumbo dissapearance and tears open time/space about it.

*shoots down stress so she can't defeat mumbo on tower tall competition* (tiny voice) "i love mumbo" <- BTW implies he doesn't love stress which may or may not be something

"I don't like that. im all the friend you need" in a tone like mumbo both cannot lose grian and will not Share grian

Grian builds a safe hiding spot and goes out for supplies like a soul breadwinner of a household, mumbo can't help but worry grian is stepping out.

I made the series, i know all the surprises, so im gonna feed you little hints and prepare you for the chaos because i care you specifically.

Mumbo starves to death right in front of Grian, all the while begging him for help he's not able to give (because hes Tabbed Out)

Mumbo runs to Grian while on fire in some last hope for succor.

Grian unknowingly builds the very instrument of Mumbo's unmaking, giving Mumbo the taste of power he ran mad with.

They are doomed and spiraling around each other.

They are the moon and earth. The moon's gravity diverting hurtling space debris in most but not all cases. The moon for which the earth's tides yern. Meanwhile the Earth gives place for the moon, but also drawing it in closer and closer in infinitesimal distances. Yet when they finally reach each others embrace, only carnage will remain.

Grian is the Moon that revolves around Mumbo, and their dance is one of the doomed.

Grian is the hand and Mumbo is the inevitability of Fate.

[thepringlesofblood]

ok so like. murderbot is famously anti-food right? but consider. we know secunits have a sense of smell. it mentions liking/not liking plenty of smells across the series (the 'dirty sock' human smell, ART's showers smelling good.)

where i'm going with this is that good food smells good. and i don't think mb has ever been around any good food. like think. academic surveys, mining installations, close-quarters space travel, these are not places or occasions known for their cuisine. its experience of food in an olfactory sense is probably limited to ration packs & corporate cafeteria lunch settings. until relatively recently, it had never even been through the 'human' parts of stations before, where it may have smelled some sort of actual food in passing. it's probably seen plenty of other types of food on media, but never smelled any of it.

so imagine. come with me on a mind journey. mb stopping in on Mensah's actual house for some reason during the day, and one of her spouses or something is baking gingerbread (very much the kind of cookie that fills up the whole house with good smells). like. would it even recognize it as being food necessarily? gingerbread is very much one of those smells that everyone tries to recreate and no one quite can. I imagine it's not thrilled with the concept of ovens in general (humans please stop putting your hands in/near hot things), but imagine it frantically trying to place the smell and mensah being like hey you good? and it being like theres. a smell. something must be wrong somewhere. and mensah being like oh no that's just gingerbread, tano's baking cookies. and it's like that's FOOD???

[cokoweee]

Guess this is a cringe vent comic huh?

Oh well this’ll happen once a year lol

[theverywest]

Me casually watching Decendants Rise of Red with my younger sibling :

WHATS HIS GAY ASS DOING HERE????

[the-shy-wolf]

Date night

[banditblvd]

We're not handling it very well guys

Here's where i got the idea I'm not funny enough to think of this myself

[puppppppppy]

Remember how ppl used to draw Luz’s Palisman as a blue jay before String Bean was revealed. so she could match with Hunter and Flapjack