#violence is not the answer

[art-foxx]

pov: you were just trying to leave an uncomfortable conversation and now your ribs hurt

[gleafer]

My favorite thing about Crowley about to bring the hurt juice with the chair, is it matches Aziraphale’s braining of Señior Marrón perfectly!

Yes. The statue was a self-portrait made by Mr. Brown in his community college sculpture class he teaches and yes, it’s peen pooped off a la The Goonies.

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Go. Laugh. Be joyful.

[vintage-tech]

thoughts on the departed:

Shelley Duvall did a spectacular job in Popeye, endeared many young people with Faerie Tale Theatre, and was candid about her battles with mental health.

Richard Simmons was true to himself and helped many people adopt diet and exercise to lose weight, and if you ever saw his TV show... it was really well-done.

Dr. Ruth Westheimer spoke frankly about sex and taught people that they should be free to enjoy themselves. I admit liking Susan Johanson more but I can't downplay Dr. Ruth's honesty.

Donald Trump was a real estate developer and TV perso Whoops, these things only come in threes, sorry.

[princessheatherblossom]

Thought he was on to something there

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Kayden: So my burger is stuck in the oven and I can't get it out

Kayden, a few moments later: I smashed open the oven door and now I have my burger. So whoever said violence is not the answer is wrong

Kartein: *facepalms*

[therealbuckybarnes]

Please can we normalise speaking to creepy guys in the same tone that we talk to children. Because like.

"I understand that you want this andrew, but it belongs to Kelsey, why not ask her nicely if she will share?"

"I do not appreciate that tone there!"

"No! We keep out hands to ourselves in this household!"

"Let's take a deep breath and try again, shall we?"

"Please put your penis back in your pants andrew, nobody wants to see it, you're 4 years old now and you can't do this anymore"

I'll treat you with respect when you can look me in the eyes when you're talking to me, and not my chest"

I think this has lots of potential and ladies- and men for that matter- if you've ever been a victim of abuse or anything by anyone, let me know and I'll fight them

[blossom-fox]

Everybody is shocked by the slap that Betty gave armando but i just feel satisfaction. I just wish betty had slapped Mario too.

[csoisoi]

leave and never come back i swear if i see you two again it is on sight

[jewelleria]

hi just a reminder that THIS IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM

[strkamand]

Some days, I’d be fine with Jamie Fraser ridin’ up with a posse of Scots and making good on a curse I accidentally screamed at my kidnappers.

Mood or vibe?

[crows-bottle-cap]

Rowing Quote of The Day

Assault's a crime Patrick!

[phoenixinthefiles]

I got teased a LOT in school (esp middle school) for being a Christian and the number 1 joke was:

"Ight now she gon hit you with a Bible"

And you know what? I should have. I shoulda found a Bible and WHACKED whoever said that

Like you laughing now, but i bet you won't be laughing when I come across yo head with Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

I am NOT a Pacifist

ofc I never did that, i very much WANTED to, but I was always to scared of getting in trouble or hurting somebody feelings to stand up for myself😭😭😭

[johnthestitcher]

All too true.

[miyrumiyru]

Why don't you kill spiders? ... excuse me, what? Spiders kill butterflies. why don't you kill them? ????????????????????????

It's the dumbest conversation shits I've ever had in my life.

Is that mean if other animal is killing my favorite animal, then it's okay to kill them?

By that logic, I should kill humans first because humans kill massive butterflies by destroying their habitats and poisoning them :/

[bobbie-robron]

Jack, didn’t you say violence is not the answer?…

28-Jul-2005

[jisreal64]

I maybe a day late, but happy pride month to all the queer people on this platform. But a friendly reminder to everyone that you have to respect queer people from ALL backgrounds, and this includes queer cops, queer Israelis, queer people who are labeled by others as “corporate shills”, queer business people, queer politicians, and queer people who don’t support/are against political ideologies like anarchy and communism. Just because you don’t like their character, doesn’t mean that you should exclude them from the community, it just makes you no better than your oppressors. Thx :D! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️👮🇮🇱🗂️🗳️

Sincerely,

-J