#crazy cat lady

[rumade]

🗣🗣🗣 DRAMA GOING DOWN IN THE SCRAP HAPPY QUILTERS FACEBOOK GROUP!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Sorry I'm too lazy to transcribe all the screenshots

Anyway

A lady called Vanessa posted this quilt in the group

Someone made a complaint about it for being political (lololol if only they had seen some of the political quilts that are out there) and the admins took it down, and now people on are losing their minds

Statement from the artist:

Anyway I have thoroughly enjoyed reading these comments. There were lots in opposition to the horror of a political quilt lmao

[grady-hendrix-the-cat]

And here’s yet another photo of Grady mid-meow because I’m sure you wanted to see it.

[waywardidjitdaughter]

[mrissineko]

I’m quite new to Tumblr but I’m wondering if Caturday is a thing here? I’m gonna try anyways 🐈‍⬛🐾

Edit: Luna is my cat ^-^

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[crazycatsiren]

"Cat lady" is such a compliment. Because have you ever met a cat hater who is a pleasant person.

[inevitablydarkness]

[ohboycharlie]

crazy cat lady Or something idk @archiverstappen

[never-not-ever]

find the second black cat

[spock-pewds-louise]

Lying on the side = cat sleep on side

[grady-hendrix-the-cat]

That toy is a little big for the cats’ toy basket.

[charliesopus]

I haven’t posted a photo of my cat in a while

and he’s too handsome not to share

[shintaru]

Somethin' about him is made for somebody like me| Chris D’ Char

Moodboard ♡ m.list ♡ taglist

Warnings: not proof read, stalker reader, forced relationship

You first started stalking Chris when you saw him after his last race when he acquired his injury that ended his racing career. Even though he could no longer be the bike racer that him so popular you still couldn’t stop thinking about him. You seen his races on tv you even attended a few of his races. You’ve read so many articles about him and heard some many conversations with him being the topic.

None of them know him the way you do. He’s yours and you’re his. He was made for you. Currently he has no idea who you are. You frown and say to yourself “that will change soon”

You’re currently scrolling on your computer waiting for your printer to print the newest image of him. Once the printer is done you take the image and cut off the excess paper. You take some adhesive and stick it to the back of the image. Looking up at your shrine of you favorite person you find a perfect spot to place the new photograph. Adding a few heart stickers around the photo, taking a few steps back adjusting your glasses you admire your masterpiece. You’ve been working on it for months and it’s almost complete.

you knew his entire schedule where he would be everyday at the exact times. You use this to your advantage to get photos of him, to get information on him and who he hangs around. This time you’ll be using the information to give him a gift. You spent all night learning how to make donuts his favorite food. You prepared a small feast for him. Adding some lavender herbs to a special drink that’s only for him. You read online that lavender is a romantic herb that can promote passion, harmony, and cooperation with a lover. Just what you needed, you know it may be all lies but it doesn’t hurt to try it out.

After you’ve made the drink you turn around to get the lid from the table. As you’re reaching for the lid you hear a crash, you whip your head around in the direction to see your cat has knocked your love drink into the floor spilling the liquid that symbolized hope and love to you.

you immediately open and rummage through your drawers looking for a syringe you find it and you get as much of the drink you can and decide you’ll just put it in his food. After extracting what’s left of your love drink you set the syringe on the table and flatting out any newly made wrinkles to your dress by dusting it. After fixing your dress you take the syringe and put the liquid into his food. Smiling at your finished work you can’t wait to see his reaction you know he’ll love it.

You look at his schedule that you have printed out and pinned to your wall. You notice that today he will be at a burger restaurant. “It must be his favorite” you think to yourself. You see on the schedule how many times he goes to this specific burger place. You take note of the new information and get dressed to meet him at the restaurant.

You leave your apartment saying goodbye to your cat Char named after Chris. You fed your cat before leaving and you double check to make sure you have everything before locking your door. After locking the door you place your keys in your bag and make your way to the bus station. Buying a ticket for the street that the restaurant is on. The bus arrives and you take a seat in the back looking out the window with excitement. “I hope he accepts my gift” you say to yourself.

An elderly lady beside you looks at your gift box and tells her husband with a smile “young love, remember when we were that young and I always baked you cookies?” You overheard and gave the elderly woman a smile. “If only she knew” you thought.

Your love for him was different than any kind of love you’ve ever known or heard about but at the end of the day love is love.

You’ve never felt this way about someone before you’re not usually this obsessive so it’s all just as new to you as it will be to Chris but you can’t help yourself when you look at him. You have to make him yours whether he is ok with that or not.

The bus finally stops and you get off walking to the restaurant. You see Chris getting out of a car. At this point you can’t hide your smile. This will be your first time meeting him you have to make a good impression. You try adjusting your hair while holding his gift in your other hand. Hoping you look your best you approach him. “I made these for you, I’m a big fan” you ask hoping you aren’t coming off too strong.

He smiles and says “thanks for the gift” he turns away to head into the restaurant. You frown thinking that will be the end of your first interaction. “Would you like to join us for lunch?” Chris’s friend asks. “Sure, if that’s ok?” you ask with a smile. His friend says it’s ok. Chris looks a little confused.

You all walk into the restaurant they allow you to order first as you’re ordering you overhear their conversation. “Why did you invite her?” Chris asks. “She’s hot” his friend replies. You smile to yourself and finish ordering. They let you pick the table, so you decide to pick a booth.

They both meet you at the booth and Chris’s friend makes Chris sit beside you. You scoot to the end of the booth giving him some space. They ask for your name and you tell them. You asked for his friend’s name and he responds with Owen Knight. You’ve already heard of him before but you can’t let them know that. The waitress brings out the meals, and everyone eats.

“So how’d you become a fan of Chris, haven’t you seen my races?” Owen asks while Chris rolls his eyes. You laugh at his comment not wanting to show your disinterest in Owen. “I attended a few races and I thought his riding style was cool” you reply “really that’s it, I’m a better rider” Owen replies.

“He is also my type” you say softly trying not to seem weird but you wanted to be honest. Chris looks at you for a second then goes back to eating his food. Owen laughs and says “ik it, I like this girl and you remind me of how I am with her” “he has no idea” you think to yourself. “Does she also ride? I may have seen her” you ask. “Her names Shelly Scott” he replies “don’t get him started” Chris interrupts.

Owen asks for your number so he can ask you for advice with Shelly and you agree giving him your number. He then leaves heading to the bathroom. After a while you notice he hasn’t returned. “He’s not coming back is he?”you ask Chris. “Nope” he responds. He gets a text and you see that Owen texted him “have fun 😏” he puts his phone away and continues eating. “So how did you get into cycling?” He asks.

“I don’t ride myself but I think the races are cool a lot of people work so hard to win so I enjoy the sport” you reply finishing your meal. you both throw away your trash and head out the restaurant. “Bye, hopefully I’ll see you around sometime I had fun” you say. “Maybe we could hang out again sometime, I’ll try these donuts, thanks again” he replies. “You’re welcome” you say waving him goodbye.

You head back home on the bus. Greeting your cat as you walk in you think about how talking to him in person only made your obsession for him grow. You tell your cat all about your “date” at the restaurant. Only receiving a purr as a response.

Ever since you met at the restaurant he is concerned with your advances your everywhere he goes now. You know if you give it time he’ll come around. You learned how to cook all his favorite foods, you know everything about him. No one could love him the way you do. He can’t escape from you or your love. He has no choice but to accept your love.

inspired by Ariana’s the boy is mine music video

dedicated to @cozyunderworld @rossesnd @inosukehana

[reds-ramblings]

Dear Everbyte,

I have some really cute cats. In fact, many people from the fandom here on Tumblr agree. They really love my Tigger. You don't need an AI cat for Violets profile picture. I'd be willing to send you as many pictures of my cats as you need for FREE and sign away all of my rights to said pictures.

Sincerely,

A crazy cat lady who does not support AI art.

PS: Here is a picture of Tigger. She says it's been too long since her fans saw her.

[crazycatsiren]

Kittens are great because they're small enough for you to just scoop them up with one hand and go "gotcha" and they'll be like "ok I'm got I guess I'm smol."

[princessheatherblossom]

Another Monday with Achilles