#vine quotes

[tulipwrites-sorta]

SLASHERS | VINE QUOTES

ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ

A/N: i'm in my manic crackhead era and spent all of last night brainstorming vine quotes that some of the slashers would use. i think i did a pretty good job lmao. lmk!! <3

ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ

ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ

sorority girl: *on the phone* and they were roommates!

billy lenz: *in the attic* oh my god, they were roommates.

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bubba: welcome to bible study, we're all children of jesus!

thomas: *chainsawing a victim as they scream*

bubba: kumbaya my looord

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billy loomis: i thought you were bae...turns out you're just fam.

stu: bruh...

billy: 🤘🏼

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billy loomis: i saw you hanging out with randy yesterday.

stu: billy, it's not what you think!

billy: I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH. 🔫

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billy & stu: you better watch out. You Better Watch Out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER-

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art: to make a long fuckin story short, i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.

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nubbins: drayton, look. it's the good kush!

drayton: this is the dollar store, how good could it be?

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bubba: *chainsaw cutting his leg* mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

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nubbins: can i get a waffle?

*drayton and bubba fighting and arguing*

nubbins: can i PLEASE get a waffle??

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nubbins: what are thoooose!!

drayton: they. are. my. CROCS.

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patrick: fuck off janet, i'm not going to your fucking baby shower.

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*birds chirping*

bubba: *nodding* tweeka tweeka.

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art: honey, you got a big storm coming.

art: 🕺🏻

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bubba: *opening the basement door* hi welcome to chili's.

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thomas: i'm just cooking pizza. *bashes someone's brains in*

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freddy: even tho i look like a BURNT chicken nugget, i still love myself.

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art: i'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me!!

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stu: dear diary, today i couldn't find my diary. so i'm writing this on both of my kung fu panda 2 dvds-

ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ ʚ♡ɞ

[trolliworms]

Inej: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kaz?

Kaz: No

Jesper: I do!

Inej: I know, Jesper

Jesper: I’m sad!

Inej: I know, Jesper

[costumfangirly]

Sayaka (being depressed): Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Homura?

Homura: No

Sayaka: Me neither

[Seconds later]

Madoka: I do!

Sayaka (being depressed and somehow annoyed): I know

Madoka: I'm sad!

Sayaka: I know Madoka

[On other side Mami walks alongside them with concerned look on her face while Kyoko record the whole thing, walks alongside them nonetheless]

[spacefinch]

Octonauts as Vine Quotes

Shellington: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

The rest of the crew: *being chaotic as usual*

Peso: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Tweak: We actually have the chip reader now.

Kwazii: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* Hmmm.

Tweak: Oh, it's not going to work with that kind of chiiiii....

Transaction completed.

Kwazii: Boo!

Peso: AAAAHHH! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Shellington: Welcome to physics!

*science project explodes*

*screaming*

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Dashi (holding Tunip): here he comes

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Kwazii: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Barnacles: Poseidon quivers before him!

Kwazii: BUG OFF

Inkling: *pours lemons into cereal bowl*

Inkling: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Shellington: Let me see what you have!

One of the Vegimals: A knife!

Shellington: NO!

Tweak: I DON'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YOU! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!

Barnacles: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Peso: My name is Peso with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my en—”

Barnacles: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Peso: Hmm?

Barnacles: Where’s the B?

Peso: There’s a bee?!

Shellington: Kwazii has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gets—

Tweak: Wait, why does Kwazii have so many soaps?

Kwazii: Mind yo business, Tweak!

Shellington: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.

Peso: Star fruit?

Shellington: ♥️ So close! That is a shape ♥️

Dashi: *filming*

Professor Inkling, entering the library every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Shellington: "Average person eats 8 spiders a year" factoid, actually statistical error. Average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 10,000 every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Shellington, Dashi, and Tweak (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Shellington: Children, this is dirt.

The Vegimals: dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Sonic, in a drive-thru: I'll have five chili dogs,

Sonic: And five,

Sonic: MORE chili dogs

[joeykazooie]

I sure hope it does!

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick: Happy Chrismis!

Damian: What is Happening.

Tim: Is Chrismimth.

Damian: what are you fools-

Steph: Merry Crisis!

Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.

[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]

Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.

[my-chemical-wheaties]

Yes, I still quote Vines. What are you going to do about it? Take me to oovoo javer?

[itscrazycasey]

Ah yes… Peter…

Peter, in the lab: Mr stark, are we cooking today or what!

Tony: Peter, we aren’t… in the kitchen?

—-

Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re girly pop!

Tony: … What?

—-

Tony: how are you feeling webs?

Peter, after a battle, in the med bay: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!

Tony, concerned: What… does that mean?

Sam, laughing: Watch your profanity!

Steve and Bucky, confused: What the hell?

—-

Tony, his hands busy, handing over a piece of paper: Pete, can you read this to me?

Peter: actually, I never learned how to read.

—-

Natasha, fighting Peter on his homework: If you don’t do your work you’re going to end up at McDonald’s-

Peter: we goin’ to McDonalds if I don’t do my work?

—-

The avengers having a summer party

Tony: Peter what do you have-

Peter: A KNIFE!

Tony: WHAT? NO-

—-

Peter: So I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties…

Tony: Peter you don’t have- what?

@spiderman-is-me

[nosyrobin]

*The group is getting into the car*

Damian: I’m driving.

Wonderboy!reader, out of view: Shotgun!

Billy, turning to face reader: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except reader: WOAH-

Wonderboy!reader, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

[puzzled-pegasus]

Frank: This is...so dumb

Jason, fully standing on Frank's shoulders: The higher I am, the better I can see.

Frank: You can---you can fly.

Jason: Hush now, Frank. I am searching.

[warning-boredom-causes-daydreams]

Can we discuss how Percy and Piper are like the only ones with any knowledge of pop culture??

Like Leo probably has some, but he's also been in the system for a while so he probably didn't have much time to be watching movies or being online.

We talk about Annabeth not knowing references all the time, but I feel like we don't talk about the others much.

Frank also might have some? But I can't see his grandmother letting him sit down and watch movies or anything.

And we don't know a ton about Will, but he's at camp full time so assuming he was also quite young when he arrived he also probably doesn't have much.

Nico and Hazel for obvious reasons are lacking in that area.

Reyna was on Circe's Island for quite a while, and has so much trauma from before that I doubt she does.

Jason was raised by wolves, they weren't showing him any of that stuff.

Clarisse is also a year rounder, and since everything she did when we first met her was try to make Ares proud, I don't think she was researching popular media.

Thalia didn't exactly have time between babysitting her mom, raising Jason and then being on the run and then being a tree.

Luke might have? He was at home for a while before everything happened and he found Thalia, but not anything after that.

Percy is the really the only one that regularly gets out of the greek hero headspace. Like he goes home, he tries to go to regular school every year, he still talks to his mom and Paul.

And Piper most likely stays updated on social media things because she wants to see what her dad is up to.

We need more headcanons and fanfics about Percy and Piper educating everyone on pop culture moments and references.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?

Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.

Damian: You better take that back!

[gay-dorito-dust]

Just Luke and reader being camp halfblood parental figures.

Percy: why do you call Luke and y/n your parents?

Annabeth; it’s hard not to, epically not when Luke watched over me and made sure my wounds were healed, nurse me back to health when sick like a mother. Whereas y/n would advice me to crush my enemies, destroy their egos with my intellect and ability to think on the spot, but in the same breath beat the shit out of anyone that looked at me wrong.

Annabeth: they both essentially raised me when we were together with Thalia. Who in this situation would be my cool aunt.

Percy: *whispering to himself* note to self, if I am to ever date annabeth, hypothetically, don’t piss off the parental unit known as y/n.

…

Luke: where have you been young man? You’ve had us worried sick.

Percy: who are you meant to be my dad?

You: no I am your dad/parental unit, now answer your mother.

Percy: *crosses arms* it’s none of your business.

You: *also crosses arms* would you like to repeat that again since you’re feeling sassy today?

Percy: …no…I was with Grover and Annabeth.

Luke: we’re only looking out for you, that’s all. *pats his shoulder with a smile* but you do know you’re not allowed to sneak out of your cabins after curfew.

You: which is a rule you broke that thus punishable, so you know what that means ~

Percy: I’m cabin grounded…

You: yes you absolutely are, now get to bed and think about what you’ve done to your poor mother. *cradles Luke in your arms as he tries not to laugh*

…

You: the both of you get on top of your bunks! Get up there!

Connor and travis: *climbing their bunk beds* THIS CABIN IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

Luke: this is what you get for replacing shampoo with hair remover, poor Lucas from the Aphrodite cabin can’t look himself in the mirror anymore.

(I like to imagine that Connor and travis sleep on the top bunks of their beds so they can scheme to one another)

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New camper: *points to you and luke* mom/dad/ etc and dad?

You and Luke: uhhh…yeah! 👍

…

(Good guy Luke au)

Nico: *sweet boy with the sweetest smile, complete deck of mythomagic cards that he wants to talk about, bright eyed and bushy tailed, just over all needs to be protected*

You: *cradles him to your chest* you sweet little boy! I know your pain and you’ve been nothing but brave this entire time.

Luke: *joining you* absolutely the bravest our sweet child of hades, we’ll keep you safe from now on.

Nico: I don’t know what’s going on but do you want to listen to me talk about my card game? *shows you both his cards with a beaming smile*

You and Luke: *sitting yourselves down In front of nico* oh absolutely we do. Nothing would make us happier.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 35

Tim: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Damian?

Damian: No.

Jason: I do.

Tim: I know, Jason.

Jason: I'm sad.

Tim: I know, Jason.

[emmikay]

Mustang: Hey, want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: Colonel! What the hell?!

Mustang: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Mustang: (whispering) Want to help me commit a felony?

Hawkeye: (whispering) Of course sir, what do you need?