#vine quotes

[krug3r2312]

Merlin whenever he gets back from saving Arthur’s life and the lives of Camelot’s citizens yet again only to find out Gaius used the tavern excuse again:

I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire life to keeping this kingdom and its prince from certain death, and this is the thanks I get?

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "There's a spider on your shoulder"

Enid: *screams*

Wednesday: "I'm just joking"

Enid: "You need Jesus"

[trolliworms]

Inej: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kaz?

Kaz: No

Jesper: I do!

Inej: I know, Jesper

Jesper: I’m sad!

Inej: I know, Jesper

[costumfangirly]

Sayaka (being depressed): Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Homura?

Homura: No

Sayaka: Me neither

[Seconds later]

Madoka: I do!

Sayaka (being depressed and somehow annoyed): I know

Madoka: I'm sad!

Sayaka: I know Madoka

[On other side Mami walks alongside them with concerned look on her face while Kyoko record the whole thing, walks alongside them nonetheless]

[spacefinch]

Octonauts as Vine Quotes

Shellington: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

The rest of the crew: *being chaotic as usual*

Peso: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Tweak: We actually have the chip reader now.

Kwazii: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* Hmmm.

Tweak: Oh, it's not going to work with that kind of chiiiii....

Transaction completed.

Kwazii: Boo!

Peso: AAAAHHH! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Shellington: Welcome to physics!

*science project explodes*

*screaming*

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Dashi (holding Tunip): here he comes

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Kwazii: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Barnacles: Poseidon quivers before him!

Kwazii: BUG OFF

Inkling: *pours lemons into cereal bowl*

Inkling: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Shellington: Let me see what you have!

One of the Vegimals: A knife!

Shellington: NO!

Tweak: I DON'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YOU! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!

Barnacles: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Peso: My name is Peso with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my en—”

Barnacles: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Peso: Hmm?

Barnacles: Where’s the B?

Peso: There’s a bee?!

Shellington: Kwazii has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gets—

Tweak: Wait, why does Kwazii have so many soaps?

Kwazii: Mind yo business, Tweak!

Shellington: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.

Peso: Star fruit?

Shellington: ♥️ So close! That is a shape ♥️

Dashi: *filming*

Professor Inkling, entering the library every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Shellington: "Average person eats 8 spiders a year" factoid, actually statistical error. Average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 10,000 every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Shellington, Dashi, and Tweak (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Shellington: Children, this is dirt.

The Vegimals: dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Sonic, in a drive-thru: I'll have five chili dogs,

Sonic: And five,

Sonic: MORE chili dogs

[acetrainerkatie]

hey random question

[joeykazooie]

I sure hope it does!

[notrobinsomethingworse]

Dick: Happy Chrismis!

Damian: What is Happening.

Tim: Is Chrismimth.

Damian: what are you fools-

Steph: Merry Crisis!

Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.

[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]

Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.

[my-chemical-wheaties]

Yes, I still quote Vines. What are you going to do about it? Take me to oovoo javer?

[nosyrobin]

*The group is getting into the car*

Damian: I’m driving.

Wonderboy!reader, out of view: Shotgun!

Billy, turning to face reader: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except reader: WOAH-

Wonderboy!reader, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "Never fear! For I can save you, Wednesday!"

Enid: *pushes xavier out of the way* "Move bitch! Wednesday is in trouble"

[warning-boredom-causes-daydreams]

Can we discuss how Percy and Piper are like the only ones with any knowledge of pop culture??

Like Leo probably has some, but he's also been in the system for a while so he probably didn't have much time to be watching movies or being online.

We talk about Annabeth not knowing references all the time, but I feel like we don't talk about the others much.

Frank also might have some? But I can't see his grandmother letting him sit down and watch movies or anything.

And we don't know a ton about Will, but he's at camp full time so assuming he was also quite young when he arrived he also probably doesn't have much.

Nico and Hazel for obvious reasons are lacking in that area.

Reyna was on Circe's Island for quite a while, and has so much trauma from before that I doubt she does.

Jason was raised by wolves, they weren't showing him any of that stuff.

Clarisse is also a year rounder, and since everything she did when we first met her was try to make Ares proud, I don't think she was researching popular media.

Thalia didn't exactly have time between babysitting her mom, raising Jason and then being on the run and then being a tree.

Luke might have? He was at home for a while before everything happened and he found Thalia, but not anything after that.

Percy is the really the only one that regularly gets out of the greek hero headspace. Like he goes home, he tries to go to regular school every year, he still talks to his mom and Paul.

And Piper most likely stays updated on social media things because she wants to see what her dad is up to.

We need more headcanons and fanfics about Percy and Piper educating everyone on pop culture moments and references.

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?

Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.

Damian: You better take that back!

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 35

Tim: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Damian?

Damian: No.

Jason: I do.

Tim: I know, Jason.

Jason: I'm sad.

Tim: I know, Jason.