#vine quotes

[krug3r2312]

Merlin whenever he gets back from saving Arthur’s life and the lives of Camelot’s citizens yet again only to find out Gaius used the tavern excuse again:

I am disgusted, I am revolted, I’ve dedicated my entire life to keeping this kingdom and its prince from certain death, and this is the thanks I get?

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "There's a spider on your shoulder"

Enid: *screams*

Wednesday: "I'm just joking"

Enid: "You need Jesus"

[trolliworms]

Inej: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kaz?

Kaz: No

Jesper: I do!

Inej: I know, Jesper

Jesper: I’m sad!

Inej: I know, Jesper

[agentbootyreportingforduty]

yes it’s 2023 yes vine humour still sends me everytime

[costumfangirly]

Sayaka (being depressed): Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Homura?

Homura: No

Sayaka: Me neither

[Seconds later]

Madoka: I do!

Sayaka (being depressed and somehow annoyed): I know

Madoka: I'm sad!

Sayaka: I know Madoka

[On other side Mami walks alongside them with concerned look on her face while Kyoko record the whole thing, walks alongside them nonetheless]

[spacefinch]

Octonauts as Vine Quotes

Shellington: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

The rest of the crew: *being chaotic as usual*

Peso: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Tweak: We actually have the chip reader now.

Kwazii: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* Hmmm.

Tweak: Oh, it's not going to work with that kind of chiiiii....

Transaction completed.

Kwazii: Boo!

Peso: AAAAHHH! Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

Shellington: Welcome to physics!

*science project explodes*

*screaming*

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Dashi (holding Tunip): here he comes

Shellington: 🎵I want to see my little boy🎵

Kwazii: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Barnacles: Poseidon quivers before him!

Kwazii: BUG OFF

Inkling: *pours lemons into cereal bowl*

Inkling: Well, when life gives you lemons...

Shellington: Let me see what you have!

One of the Vegimals: A knife!

Shellington: NO!

Tweak: I DON'T GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF YOU! Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP 'CAUSE OF ME!

Barnacles: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Peso: My name is Peso with a B, and I’ve been afraid of insects my en—”

Barnacles: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Peso: Hmm?

Barnacles: Where’s the B?

Peso: There’s a bee?!

Shellington: Kwazii has nineteen bottles of dish soap, and he gets—

Tweak: Wait, why does Kwazii have so many soaps?

Kwazii: Mind yo business, Tweak!

Shellington: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.

Peso: Star fruit?

Shellington: ♥️ So close! That is a shape ♥️

Dashi: *filming*

Professor Inkling, entering the library every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Shellington: "Average person eats 8 spiders a year" factoid, actually statistical error. Average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave and eats over 10,000 every day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Shellington, Dashi, and Tweak (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Shellington: Children, this is dirt.

The Vegimals: dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt? dirt?

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Sonic, in a drive-thru: I'll have five chili dogs,

Sonic: And five,

Sonic: MORE chili dogs

[acetrainerkatie]

hey random question

[always-dying]

Vines i made with my friends oc's!

Very sorry if none of them fit the character- enjoy

Fiona: @the-anxiety-academy

Erik: @molted-phoenix

Rowan: @salty-icecream

Lucy: @bigmrfisch

Athena belongs to me

[nightowl1556]

Poor Varian

[the-ship-maker-2]

MERRY CHRYSLER

Merry crisis to you too

[eidolons-stuff]

Xavier: "Never fear! For I can save you, Wednesday!"

Enid: *pushes xavier out of the way* "Move bitch! Wednesday is in trouble"

[wormwoodsand]

Aegon: hey bro, can i get a sip of that water?

Aemond: it's not water

Aegon: vodka! i like your style -

Aemond: it's vinegar

Aegon: - ...what -

Aemond: it's vinegar, pussy

[sucks-to-be-you-i-guess]

I miss vine as much as the next nostalgic guy, but I feel like part of the reason it's so loved isn't because all of them are objectively funny (which plenty are) but because they were so iconic that they have their own "merch", and phrases that stick with us. I still can't pass by a "road work ahead" sign without saying the line.

Which is something you rarely find with tiktok, even with those "tiktoks that radiate vine energy" complications, because as much as they do, they're not nearly as iconic

[my-chemical-wheaties]

Yes, I still quote Vines. What are you going to do about it? Take me to oovoo javer?