#<- fr

[86espresso]

In what world is hockey “90% fighting”? Are you new to the sport or?

??? are you?

I’m talking about men in their thirties hyping up mentally and physically destructive fights and saying that ‘it’s what the sport is about’ which is why i said ‘considered’.

I didnt even want to go there but ive been following hockey since i was a literal child 😭

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Sonic, in a drive-thru: I'll have five chili dogs,

Sonic: And five,

Sonic: MORE chili dogs

[fymo-blogs]

Fr

i think weight loss ads should be illegal and im not kidding

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

[iasip-enthusiast-2]

[saltybutsad]

minecraft trailer

[fluentisonus]

i met one of my aunt's archaeologist friends/colleagues earlier today & he was telling me about legends that not too far from here there's the ghosts of a roman legion that people see walking up the cliff towards the edge of the sea and then off the edge of the cliff and onwards, because the coastline has receded so much since roman times that the 'land' they're used to walking on goes on far past the point it falls into the sea today. and like. OUGH. I don't even strictly believe in that type of ghost but I'm Obsessed with this image of them still interacting with landscape that has crumbled into the sea & completely disappeared over the thousands of years since they were alive. ghost landscapes Real

[vampmilf]

genuinely in fucking tears over this

[sebsxphia]

that’s what i love so much, there’s always more to add 🤭

esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

[lastoneout]

"sugar is poison" sugar is your body's preferred fuel choice and if you stop eating it entirely you will die

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[roseforviolet]

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

[noka-exe]

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]