#patrick bateman

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[hagnanimous]

No no he would use only the most filtered and vitaminous bottled water!!!!!

BLUE !!

[alfredfortnitejones]

losing my mind over this image I found on reddit

[prozakhungry]

[ikeepforgettimypassword]

Do you understand my chart?

[somnolenthour]

Jumpscared by the ole Patrick!Worm

[utopie-folle]

[canidaefello]

I love pat and jr. Glad he didn’t abort this one 💕

[mergers-and-executions]

[ebonyslasher]

You're Taken Care Of: Soft Black Woman Era Series

Standing in front of your house, Chromeskull caresses your sides as your arms wrap around him. You'd just made your relationship official, with him asking through the most romantic display of tulips ever displayed. Although he could have asked you through his talking keyboard, the emotion would have been lost behind the automated voice.

"How much left do you have to pay on your house?" he suddenly asked, his strong hands returning to your side to pull you close.

You weren't sure of the exact amount..although you did pay it last month. Trying to see the number pop in your head, you start to answer, "It should be around $78,-"

"$78,906. It's been taken care of. Do you own the property?"

Flabbergasted, you answered. "Uh...no, I was going to ask the owner if-"

Again he interrupts with yet another blessing in your life. "It's yours now. Tell me all the debt you have and transfer it to me. I'll take care of it, Princess."

Years- past present and future- worth of tension dissolved through the puff of air you exhaled.

You never have to pay for anything ever again.

Chrome wanted you to be soft, to live. Not to just survive.

He adored you. Wanted you as his wife. But he can't do that too quickly.

He figured this would be the perfect move to show he was husband material. Maybe you'd want to marry him quicker than usual

A man could dream. And Chromeskull only wanted to dream of you. Pampered, pretty, and in his house.

To never have to pay for anything, unless you really wanted to or you were by yourself, was extremely relaxing

Finally, the life you deserved

You'll never need for anything. Your money is yours. His money is your money.

Patrick Bateman

"What are you doing?" Patrick whispers as you dig into your purse. A perplexed expression adorned your features as your hands slow to a halt. "I'm about to go pay for this dress..?"

"Why?" Patrick asks, his face upturning into faint...disgust?

"I mean, I want the dress and it needs to be-" you started. And yet, you weren't upset when he interrupted with a sentence you always wished to hear.

"You're taken care of. Put the purse away, " he softly commands. You gawk at his statement and quickly shut your purse. Patrick marches you up to the register and pays for your pink Marni jacquard dress.

You'd never have to dig into your purse for your card(s) with him. He's quite disgusted with the idea of you paying.

The yuppie was inundated with wealth, and as 'The Man', he had to take care of his lady. It wouldn't be dignified to do so, especially in front of the

other yuppies

Your outfits, skincare, and other appearance-related materials were taken care of.

He's sent you to various specialists for tailored products for you. If you ran low, another bottle would appear the next day

Although he controlled what you wore to special events, you got what you asked for—well, as long as it was stylish.

Does his skincare side by side. If he's feeling romantic, he will do your skin routine for you. His soft hands glide against your smooth skin, gently rubbing in the product as he adores you

Hannibal Lector

"To us, my dear", the clink from the glasses reverberated as you both took a sip of his very fancy champagne. It was a 'gift' from a past friend of Hannibal's. A vintage, 1961 Moët & Chandon Dom Pérignon I Charles and Diana. An excellent choice to pair with tonights menu.

'Duck' Leg, Orange, Scallion, Burnt Carrot Zucchini, Romesco, Hazelnut, Truffle 'Veal' Agnolotti, Honey Nut Squash, Foie Gras, Black Truffle Toasted Rice Millefeuille, Koshihikari Rice Cream, Hazelnut Cream

"To us..." you state softly as you look at your loving husband. There was no special occasion to celebrate. The level of meal preparation was standard for Dr. Lector. Hannibal wasted no chance of celebrating your presence. You're his queen.

To pamper you was a treat.

When you were pampered, you were amazingly fluorescent. Your smile had his heart pounding. He thinks the Louvre is missing a painting when he observes you lounging in the garden.

Hannibal relaxes at the sight of you relaxing

He will do anything for his loving wife. Anything.

You had what you wanted. Hannibal gladly gives you his card when he's off somewhere else. You'll wake up to find it on the nightstand with a glass of water.

[frontmansdefender]

[prozakhungry]

[msj4d3m4rv3l]

[makeyoumine69]

OMG, hello?🥲 They are dropping this on April 29th. The way Lionsgate is taking everything out of AP to milk the fans and make more money... I don't blame them cause we live in the world of capitalism but. DAMN, I wish they did something really nice and related to the movie.

[psychotic-star-girl]