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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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The whole "breasts shouldn't be politicized because the primary purpose of breasts is to feed babies!" can be a fine jumping-off point, but I really wish people thought deeper than that when we talk about the ways in which bodies are politicized and restricted.
Like, why's it that when we talk about breasts, they must have some Higher Purpose? It's true that breasts aren't inherently sexual, but they aren't valuable solely because they can potentially feed a baby. A human body doesn't have to serve a Higher Purpose in order for it to not be legislated against or policed, and I just wish people would remember it isn't always about babies, about other people, about anything else other than the people who have that body.
#feminism#dysphoria tw#your body doesn't need to have an Intrinsic Worthwhile Purpose so that you can live without fear#and it is fine if people say this to criticize the way breasts are overly sexualized and fetishized or what have you...#...but i encourage people to not see this as an end-all-be-all argument#because this opens discussions about how we politicize bodies and how we interpret them#i see overlap between this and the way trans bodies are politicized and policed honestly#and i guess personally i'm just so tired of the idea that to be safe your body Must Have A Good Reason To Be#and i fear this may reinforce the idea that we Must Serve Purposes and Be Useful and Used#ask to tag (genuine)#and what would this say for childless people? or people who cannot bear children? if they have breasts are they 'useless bodies'#because i have seen the ways some people's bodies are treated when they do not 'work PROPERLY' and that scares me#it scares me to potentially start treating people with different bodies as Defective and Unworthy and Unproductive#and i don't always trust when people latch onto purpose-driven arguments for human bodies that it stops at that y'know#have seen some discussion amd whatnot so 👍#is it now time to clock put and be a silly goose yet?
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Thinking about how in my timeline, hw happened for Midna after tp, which means she’d either be pregnant with kori or will have him there. So take a PISSED off momma and a clueless child :)
#she’s mad cuz she’s now the same size as her son#again#love at twilight#midlink#Kori#Hyrule warriors#I guess lol#lbl warriors#lbl twilight#link between links#woagh I’m combining aus#warriors thinks twi is Kori’s father but says nothing#I mean Midna is pissed cuz of the mirror of twilight shattering being useless#and turning into an imp again#but also cuz Cia will kidnap kori and you can’t do that to momma bear Midna!
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terranigma, a cool game
#terranigma#terranigma ark#terranigma elle#terranigma meilin#art tag#im going to write a little review in the tags bear with me#first the negative:#the magic system is weird to use and basically useless apart from one boss thats almost impossible without magic#it has some weird racism like most old games where you travel around the world. a little more egregious since its supposed to be real earth#i found the main character to be slightly insufferable for about 3/4ths of the game. i came around on him by the end tho. he grows up a lot#and i found whats by far the largest section of the game (chapter 3) to be the least interesting#im not really into helping cities develop and trade quests tho so it might just be me#oh also it is STUPID easy to permanently lock yourself out of like 15 sidequests#and theres a lot of mandatory things that are really hard to figure out. you need to use a walkthrough for this#anyway thats what i didnt like#what i DID like tho. i dont want to get into too much detail but#its a genuinely beautiful game for so much of it#there were so many moments that left me speechless#its high-concept and thoughtful and fun to play#you dont really need to do much grinding either#at its worst its obtuse and cliche but at its best its breathtaking#and i really recommend more people check it out#special shoutout to my friend seona who modded my 3DS and downloaded a bunch of roms including this one#so in conclusion. terranigma is an underrated gem. play it if youre a 90s jrpg junkie like me#just have a walkthrough open also lol
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some really shitty scribbles from the server all with questionable context. some of these were requests lmao. also the fabulous macho dog Lady Diamond, Princess of Venice Beach belongs 2 @inkythealien teehee
#arans dog is called Lord Murder Death Reaper by the way#and she is useless!!!!#go girl give us nothing!#punch out#punch out!!#super punch out#punch out wii#super macho man#aran ryan#glass joe#bald bull#bear hugger#mr sandman#von kaiser#great tiger
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This show ended like two months ago, but I still cry laughing at Win's boss saying he doesn't understand how Ton Kla learned all the details of his brother's case while he stands there looking dumb as hell like🧍🧍🧍. It's right up there to me with him giving the order to raid Ton Kla's house while standing outside like he ain't have a key since he was whole ass LIVING in that house and all up in that man.
Truly Win was the most "things just keep happening around me, I don't know why" character of all time.
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#and that's not even getting into the absolutely sad (derogatory) behavior of him looking at a picture he took of Ton Kla#months after he accidentally killed him after he was also not picked#because it was never gonna be him anyway#he really was just the most useless character in this show and I love him with my whole heart#he has no real bearing on the plot at all#he existed to be hot be long fuck Ton Kla and flash his dick and balls#that's my motherfucking boy#regular Clyde
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Summer child, your uses have always had their limits.
#mahiro kurono#oc stuff#blood cw#blood tw#I don't speak or write Japanese so bear with my mistakes but the writings should mean “worthless” and “I love you”#Both of which are useless to be inscribed in his quirk as “worthless” isn't a statement specific enough to be followed through on#and he can't force a person to feel a certain emotion like love#only to act#“I love you” could be considered a form of self-insult as much as “worthless” is#whose hand that is doesn't really matter only that it shoves him down#whoo!#orb draws
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naegi will always be a funny string bean pansexual man to me but I like to believe in the timeline where he ends up bulking out the way he does in the danganronpa 3 anthology manga
the ripple effect this would have. yasuhiro cant strongarm him on anything anymore because he's gotta reach UP. kyoko and byakuya competing for pillow rights and forcing naegi to be the big spoon now god damn it. in the comic itself its asahina who has a doki doki moment seeing naegi just pick up a random stick and fight a fucking bear so now togami has a reason to watch his back even more. touko remains pretty much the same but the more NPA (naegi per area) of his hugs can just Fix Her now. all of these are objective net positives but it would still ruin naegis life because now people want him Even More and he was ok with just 77% affection meter
#zerav meme#danganronpa#makoto naegi#just fucking. kirigiri going “hope is useless against a bear naegi”#and him going “I DISAGREE” AND GOING TO FUCKING KILL A BEAR
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you know what, I actually will talk about this because it's bothering me. The issue with focussing so heavily on syd and carmy's potential for a romantic relationship isn't that there's something inherently unintellectual about romance or whatever, it's that a lot of people seem incapable of doing that without immediately flattening the story and ignoring or intentionally misreading any and all nuance for the sake of that romance. Every scene suddenly becomes about how it impacts their relationship, every analysis is done through a romantic lens, every frame or line of dialogue becomes about finding some easter egg or hint that "proves" these people should start dating. Their dynamic is absolutely a fundamental part of this show, but if you can only see it as a will-they-won't-they, you miss so much of what the story is actually trying to say with these two.
There are good versions of this story where their relationship is romantic and there are good versions of this story where it isn't, but as soon as you decide them being together is "the point," you lose the ability to actually judge the story for what it is, not what you want it to be.
#like so much of their dynamic (esp but not exclusively in S3) has been about showing the ways that carmy's trauma and dysfunctional#attitude in the kitchen impacts other people and how even though he cares about syd and wants their partnership to work he keeps self#sabotaging and setting himself and by extension her and the restaurant up to fail and replicating the same toxic environments that#he grew up and trained in and this is very much consistent with his character and a natural continuation of the conflicts they've been#having since S1 but because him being shitty with her runs contrary to them getting together suddenly its 'ruining the story' and#out of character and only happening bc the writers just hate to see this ship winning and like. if you really think that i genuinely don't#know what show you've been watching bc it sure as shit wasn't this one. like it hurts to see him do this because you know#they could do something genuinely great together and that he's ruining a really good thing but this is also the reality of where he is rn#if he was just a good and supporting business partner and not deeply dysfunctional it would be wildly out of character#the problem w S3 wasn't that it 'ruined' their relationship it's that it had no clear focus overemphasized carmy's arc at the expense#of the other leads deprioritized the supporting cast while failing to give them their own arcs gave more screen time to#unecessary and uninteresting new 'comic relief' characters and let conflicts stagnate without resolving them or#letting them evolve over the course of the season.#this isn't exclusive to the bear this is a general trend ive noticed where as soon as the 'shipper' part of people's brains get activated#it's like they lose the ability to read the story any other way and it stops being about what's good for the narrative and starts being#about whether or not these two people kiss and anything that gets in the way of that is bad and anything that brings it closer is good#and it's usually whatever but it's really frustrating when the story ppl are doing that to is this good#it also makes people fundamentally incapable of treating any 'obstacle' to that romance in a way that isn't wildly meanspirited and#gross (esp bc those characters are usually women) which is exhausting. like no claire isn't evil or a 'pick me' or 'bad' for carmy#or a useless addition to the story or whatever other nonsense you guys have decided must be true to feel okay. she's a perfectly normal#character and their relationship is exploring some of the ways that carmy's inability to deal with or actually address his trauma#impacts the various relationships in his life. she doesn't even have to be a monster or a narrative mistake for him and syd to be#'destined' for each other or whatever. this isn't a middle school wattpad fic.#im definitely gonna get killed in the street for this but ive been looking for a good reason to spend less time on here so might as well#the bear#sydcarmy#sydney adamu#carmy berzatto
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Seriously, you are telling me we are not supposed to ship this two when this scene...
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happens right before this scene?
Like, the first shot in the second scene is of Carmy's hands, he is sitting there thinking, thinking about Sydney, thinking about the restaurant until Claire comes all in panties and a shirt. Sydney is in the restaurant they were supposed to create together, and he is somewhere else. If anything the whole restaurant building fiasco on Carmy's part may serve as a way to symbolize how he is not ready to build anything with anyone, not when the love was an excuse to run away from his trauma, and the trauma itself made it all crash down even with the most people pleaser/complaiant person in the whole world. Claire was a test herself.
I also like how the scene tries to be all love-giving/love-seeking and yet manages to express the disconnection beetween Claire and Carmy. He is thinking about the test, and so is Sydney, and his mind is connected to Sydney's, right at that moment, their telepathy is in full effect. Claire can provide everything she ever had to offer: compliance, and yet Carmy's connection to Sydney is winning when she is not even in the room. Fuck off.
Jesus Christ, you can discover layers and layers in this scene, someone needs to do a course on film school using this show.
#sydcarmy#carmy berzatto#sydney adamu#the bear fx#the bear#carmy x sydney#carmy the bear#the bear meta#at this point I don't even know if I show tag Claire because their shippers may see this and that will be useless#Claire was a test
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wolfquest saga is out which means i'm back here with my younglings
#meows#wolfquest#3 pups prolly means diversity is low but they’re very easy to keep track of so i’m not complaining. chased out a bear earlier#i do have a save with a pack with older pups but my mate there is useless and i'm more attached to this little family
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every time i remember the “… save the world” at the end of the caption it ruins my life all over again
#how dare they know their own lore about cat and bare who also happened to save the world#i keep forgetting and then it springs up on me again when i least expect it#im literally rendered completely useless for like a good 10 seconds while my brain tries to recover from the insanity of it all#dnp#dan and phil#edit: just realised i misspelled bear lmaoooo
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Literally nothing pisses me off than the trope of the "carefree" younger sibling ruining like everyone's life and especially ruining the oldest siblings life (to the point of the oldest dying, even), only to end up in a position where Someone Else depends on them and now ~suddenly~ they can understand that the people who's lives they fucked up were just trying to help them
#LIKE GIVE ME A BREAK#i understand its narratively juicy#but nothing makes me want to kill a main character more than#finding out they're a little sibling and pulling this shit#like brother bear? objectively good movie#i also hate the main character and the middle brother bc they're idiots and ruined their oldest brothers lives#(ie killed him)#im watching arcane rn and guess what#same thing#younger siblings smarten up or get corrected#dem speaks#oh but the younger sibling thinks they're useless bc they'll never measure up to the oldest?#[raspberry noises]#get good!!!!!
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dao ultimate sacrifice yayyyy dao morrigan dark ritual yayyyy we need dragon age to get back to interesting ending choices btw .
#like useless suicidal heroics interesting ! shifting all the sentience of an old god into a prospective child interesting ! idk the follow#up esp w kieran could be much better but they were fascinating writing choices to me personally esp when u consider morrigan grapplingg with#her personhood and being free of her mother but ultimately unable to fully escape that self sacrifice esp if she comes to care for the#warden as their own person ….#like u ‘kill’ ur mom u want to believe ur free from the life she groomed u into and yet . u cant bear to watch ur friend die when u have a#way to avoid it even if that means sacrificing so much of urself . anyway morrigan i love u
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sydney breaking up the mr carl/john beef in the alley while richie is looking frantically around for his gun and by the time he finds it things are under control and the way he looks at syd is so …….. that was the only role he felt fit to play and now it’s been taken away from him ….. i feel sick
#the way he’s in tears talking to tina afterwards#literally so heartbreaking#all of richie’s abrasiveness etc just comes from him feeling useless and alone and shut out#he’s so :(((((#my favorite character of all time#richie jerimovich#the bear
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“Its your fault, shes gone now”
(Before watching: Guys put your volume low idk why this video is beaming loud sounds at me. Also incoming blood warning in this video)
GRAHHHHH HI HI HI HI
So like this is just a special something i made for the PNASC au. Bro gonna be honest im really happy working on this au it really has given me so much motivation to draw ^_^
Ok so about the animation, took 2 days to work on
Programs used: Capcut and ibis paint
One thing im not too proud on was the ending part, I was kinda struggling on what to put there so i kinda went with the “Happiest Day” ending. I know it isnt the ending for FNAF 4 but just to clarify, this au isnt really all similar to the original fnaf lore, sooo ya.
Me when my stuffed bear that my sister gave to me as a gift before she vanished starts talking to me
#phighting!#phighting#phighting au#phighting shuriken#phive nights at slingshots cafe#“YOUR A USELESS CHILD” SLAPS ONG#kikuo music !1!1!1!1!#phighting vinestaff#Also the playground spirits are with vinestaff at the end#i hate that bear with all my heart <3
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