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sirius waddled across the commonroom, drink spilling from his cup and all over his hands. he grimaces at the sticky feeling and attempts to wipe it away with his other hand, only transferring the golden liquid onto his fingers. he shook his hand out in disgust and stumbled backwards, falling on his ass at the bottom of the staircase.
sirius let out a whine, rubbing at his lower back and almost spilling more of his drink again. he’s so fucking drunk it’s crazy; the rooms spinning, everything’s blurry, he feels sick and dizzy and so, so fucking sad.
sirius doesn’t want to feel sad. he wants to feel very happy. gryffindor just won the quidditch cup, mary and marlene were celebrating three months tonight, and james was over there full frontal snogging regulus - which sirius has his reservations about, but so long as they make eachother happy he’s okay with it.
sirius doesn’t know why he’s so sad.
well, he does. he just thinks it’s stupid.
it all started when everyone around him started making out with eachother. sirius wants to make out with remus really badly. he’s wanted to make out with remus for a really long time, but it’s all so confusing and conflicting and it seems like remus is interested in lily and sirius doesn’t want to get in the way of that.
he can’t even find remus in this massive crowd. he’d probably gone to bed early, with a headache or something. poor remus, sirius wishes he could kiss him better, if that’s the case. but that will never happen.
he progressively got more and more shitfaced in attempt to cover the hole he had in his heart, watching everyone be young and in love and snogging. to try and make himself feel okay without remus right by his side.
but it didn’t work!
all it did was make him sad and nauseous and really fucking clumsy. he just wants remus.
he wants remus so bad.
“you alright?” a voice came from beside him, a few steps up.
sirius turned his head and squinted his eyes at the boy, he was reading a book… at a party… that’s something remus would do. who does this fake-remus think he is, reading a book at a party? that’s something only his moony can do, thank you very much.
“yep.” sirius muttered and swayed as he tried to stand, “just… okay.”
“just okay?” they asked, and sirius nodded.
“do you need something, sirius?”
“how… how do you know my name?” sirius slurred, taking another sip of his drink, slumping against the wall as he looked at the mystery person.
“because we’re friends, sirius.”
“oh…” sirius scratched his head, “are we good friends?”
the person with a blurry face smiled and set their book down on their lap, “i’d say we’re pretty close.”
“okay…” Sirius nodded and swung forward to get closer to them, and in a harsh whisper he asked, “can i tell you a secret?”
“why don’t you tell james?” they asked back in a regular voice.
“he’s… busy.” sirius waggled his hand about in the general direction of the party, “got ‘is tongue halfway down my brothers throat.”
“lovely,” they sighed, “good for, james.”
“mhm.” sirius grunted, “bloody good for him… s’not good for me though.”
“no?” fake-remus asked.
“nup!” sirius shook his head, “can i pleaseeee tell you my secret? not even james knows yet.”
“sirius… do you really want to tell me?”
sirius nodded and poked them on the nose, “if you keep it a secret… i’ll… make sure you’re safe from pranks.”
the other boy sighed, running a hand through his soft looking hair and smiled, “yeah, alright…" he stage whispered to sirius this time, "go on then, what’s your secret?”
“pinky promise?” sirius said, holding his finger out to shake with.
they shook it, locking their finger over sirius’ own and grimacing with the stickiness on his skin.
“so…” sirius said, swinging around to sit next to them, “you know my friend remus?”
the boy stoped for a moment, looking at sirius with suspicious eyes. he swallowed and hesitantly nodded.
“well…” sirius sighed, “im bloody well in love with him, i think.”
“you’re…” they said, going silent again and looking away from sirius for a moment.
sirius only noticed how hot it was in here, due to the pink flush in the other boys cheeks. sirius decided to strip off his jacket, and started undoing the buttons to his shirt to cool down.
“he’s just so… perfect, you know?” sirius went on, slurring each and every honest word, “think he’s wonderful, don’t you? i just wanna kiss him so bad, sometimes. and you don’t know half of what i’d let him do to me-“
“okay, sirius.” they said, plucking sirius’ cup from his hands (not without a protesting whine) and pulled sirius' hands away from himself as he started to unbuckle his jeans, “up we hop. you’ve had a bit too much to drink, i think. off to bed now.”
“off to bed…” sirius sighed, letting this lovely (copy cat) stranger lead him up the stairs as he tripped and swayed, his shirt gone now and in the mystery persons hands, “time for sleepy-bies, sirius… go to sleep, or the boogie man will get you!”
“alright, pads.” they said with a heavy sigh, petting sirius on the back a few times as they helped him to walk.
once in the dorm room, sirius realised it was empty, “where’s my moony?”
“...he’s busy.”
“oh…” sirius sighed, moving over to his bed and allowing this person to help him remove his shoes, “he’s probably off with lily again… lily, lily, lily.” he poked his tongue out and blew a raspberry, making dumb sounds as he spoke, “perfect fucking lily, who’s a girl. she’s a bloody girl. she’s so fucking wonderful, ands everything m’not.”
“what are you yapping about?” they asked, laying sirius down in bed, pulling the covers up to his shoulders, just how he likes.
“s’lily.” he pouted, rolling onto his side and curling in on himself, “he loves her, i think. never stood a chance against lily bloody evans.”
there was a long silence, and sirius closed his eyes, basking in the comfort of his pillow. it smelled lovely, different to usual. it smelled like remus, and that was enough to lull sirius to sleep almost immediately.
“he’s not in love with lily, sirius.” the voice whispered as they stroked a hand over sirius’ hair. only remus and james were allowed to do that, and it feels like remus’ hand, so he supposed it’s okay for now. “i’m in love with you too.”
sirius barely registered that though, and he hummed before passing out completely.
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sirius woke to a sharp light poking into his eyelids. he opened his eyes eventually, rubbing them to find the curtain of his bed frame pulled back. only, he wasn’t in his bed, he realised. he was in remus’.
merlin, how’d he end up there?
his head is pounding and his mouth's dry.
“morning.” remus said with a smile, walking out of the bathroom and over to the bed, “sorry, forgot to close the curtains after james went for his run this morning.”
“how’s’e not hungover?” sirius mumbled, stretching out his body and flopping back down. he feels kinda ill.
“the sun shines out of his ass or something.” remus smiled and climbed into the bed beside sirius, drawing the curtain closed behind him.
sirius groaned and shuffled over before realising that remus was actually lying under the covers with him. remus was reaching out and pulling sirius in closer.
“what’re you doing?” he mumbled, his face much too close to remus’.
“admiring you.” remus said softly, “you’re fucking gorgeous in the mornings, you realise?”
sirius felt himself flush from head to toe, “what?”
“mhm…” remus said, smiling all dopey. his eyes were heavy lidded and he nudged his nose against sirius’, “are you feeling okay, love?”
oh for fucking merlin’s sake! what was happening?
“are you?”
remus chuckled and nodded his head, “i feel amazing, sirius… can i kiss you?”
what?
“are you joking?” sirius muttered, “is this some joke?”
“nope.” remus grinned, “i just had a realisation last night, and decided to do something about it.”
“what realisation?”
“that we’re in love.” remus smiled, “and that you want to kiss me. can i kiss you?”
“you’re…”
“are you feeling okay, sirius?”
“i’d feel bloody perfect if you kissed me, moony.”
remus smiled and laughed, pulling sirius in closer until their lips brushed. and sirius lost it. he sunk into remus’ hold and kissed him. he kissed him so much he thinks he might have lost some brain-cells.
“you love me?” sirius muttered against his lips.
“yes, sirius.” he smiled, “lily is my friend, i like men.”
“oh…” sirius furrowed his brow, he had no idea what bought this about, or how remus knew of sirius’ feelings but he was kinda feeling too high on remus to care right now.
he kissed remus again. and some more. and even more, and then- then he was rolling over the top of remus and running to the bathroom, thankfully reaching the toilet before spilling his guts out into it.
"how are you feeling?" remus asked, once sirius pulled back from the full toilet bowel, chest heaving to get the air back in his lungs.
he felt like fucking shit, he’d had far too much to drink last night. but that hardly mattered because remus kissed him. and now remus was here, holding his hair and stroking his back and kissing the top of sirius’ head, and everything was going to be just fine.
sirius smiled and rested his head against the toilet bowel, looking up at his moony, "perfect."
#jay writes#perfect#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin#remus x sirius#padfoot#moony#two idiot boys in love#sirius is very very drunk#drabble#ficlet#wolfstar ficlet#srius pov#relentless pining#the marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#james potter#fluff#soft#soft wolfstar#soft remus#sad boy sirius#sirius is the type of drunk that just wants to get naked and doesn't care about the consiquences#i love them your honor#gay#queer#queer ship#wolfstar drabble
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kirk & spock in star trek: the original series (1966— 1969)
I fail to understand why it always gives you pleasure to see me proven wrong. An emotional Earth weakness of mine.
#star trek tos#star trek#james kirk#s'chn t'gai spock#spock#spirk#k/s#fellas ive started tos for the first time#and Boy Howdy Do i Love These Two#i knew they were gay but like.....#they both enjoy each other SO MUCH#its insane to me#starfleets finest idiots. truly.#so smart and yet. no braincells#i love them.
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I've convinced three people now to watch Dead Boy Detectives and every single one of them has texted me after the first episode like "It's sweet how Charles is clearly so in love with Edwin!"
The only person who has not clocked this boy's obvious bisexual crush remains Charles Rowland himself.
#not what I expected my first original post in this fandom to be#(hi! I only watched the show within the last few weeks and I've been busy >_<)#but I cannot get over how charles is incapable of beating the allegations#he'll figure it out eventually but he'll be the last one to figure it out (light-hearted)#dbda#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#payneland#eposts#tag edit: you guys are so right I was so caught in the euphoria of these two idiots being in love that I lived in a world#where edwin also knows charles is bisexual 😭
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I think I've already made a post about this MONTHS ago but the valgrace nation wasn't as active back then so the post didn't reach that far, but I'm reviving this now, to say that it's canon jason and leo played mario party six on chiron's gaming room together :>
#THE WAY 'IDIOT MODE' IS AN INSIDE JOKE BETWEEN THE TWO ONLY#calypso and piper where? lmao. something about piper being completely clueless to this is so funny to me 😭😭#some valgrace canon fluff for y'all#I love them being normal silly teenage boys together. leo really helped jason live the teenage dream for as long as he possibly could :<#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#leo valdez#valgrace#hoo#heroes of olympus#blood of olympus
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broke: payneland is unrequited
woke: charles or edwin fell first & the other fell harder
bespoke: charles fell first (without realizing), edwin fell harder, then once charles figures out what he’s feeling he falls again even HARDER
#even more bespoke is once it’s reciprocated edwin falls again even HARDER#and then the cycle just continues for eternity#because not even an infinite amount of time can stop these two from being absolute idiots in love#payneland#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland
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Sebastian Sallow's List of Priorities (in no particular order):
Figure out what the hell I'm going to do when I graduate;
Figure out how the hell I'm going to finish this bloody Charms essay before tomorrow; and
Figure out what the hell is going on between us
Sebastian sits in an undisturbed corner of the library - nobody ever comes to this table because it's tucked away between shelves of incredibly dense magical theory books - and is twirling his quill in his fingers, watching the ink splatter on the list he spent his precious time writing instead of the Charms essay he should be working on. He's far away from the first-years who like to congregate by the windows and watch the leaves fall softly to the ground rather than study for their classes. He's made especially sure that he is far, far away from her.
It's not his choice, mind you, but he needs to be a gentleman about these things. If she needs some time and space to figure out that she's as crazy for him as he is her, fine. But even Sebastian Sallow's patience runs thin, and he's not sure how much longer he can give her to come to her senses before he snaps and takes matters into his own hands. If things were up to him, the two of them would be sitting far too close together now in this secluded corner, and maybe he would need to put a hand over her mouth to ensure her complete silence as he runs a hand up her thigh.
Now that he knows what delicious sounds can come out of her mouth - sounds that he caused - he's been having a hard time concentrating on, well, anything. Sebastian surreptitiously glances across the library to where she's sitting and studying with his sister and Imelda. Ever since the events after their Divination class, Sir Cadogan has taken it upon himself to follow Sebastian around the halls of the castle, tripping through frames and disrupting their inhabitants as he lectures Sebastian on love. The tea party women had managed to convince the knight that he had disrupted an amorous exchange, and Sebastian fervently wishes they hadn't.
The whole school is abuzz with rumors about who it could be. Nobody has even come close so far with their guesses, but Anne and Imelda are having too much fun teasing him about it. Somehow, she has managed to avoid suspicion - he wonders how this is even possible, since she's never been able to hide what she's thinking. He makes eye contact with her - has she been staring at him this whole time? - and she flushes before looking over to Imelda, who's laughing too loudly at something Anne's just said. Sebastian can't tear his eyes away from her profile, his eyes following the curve of her eyebrow, the slight upturn of her lips as she smiles at her friends, her eyes as they dart back to him, her cheeks as she turns an even darker shade of red as she realizes he's still watching her. She tucks a lock of hair behind her ear, and rests her chin on her hand as she tries to look absorbed in what Anne is saying to her.
Sebastian wonders if she's thought about him as much as he's thought about her. Judging by how she had snogged him back, he's positive that she feels the same way, but then he remembers how she had looked at him before she fled, and he's not so sure. He sighs as he looks back to his list, bringing his quill back to the third item and ripping the paper as he crosses it out again. His mind has been going in circles since that moment and he doesn't know what to think. He slowly puts everything into his schoolbag before heading out of the library for yet another freezing cold shower that hopefully tempers his now-permanent state of arousal whenever she's around.
He doesn't notice her eyes following him as he walks out of the library.
He doesn't hear her hurried excuse to Anne and Imelda as she shoves her things into her bag and rushes to follow him.
He doesn't hear her light footsteps as she gets closer to him.
When she puts a hand out to touch his arm as he waits for the moving staircase to stop, with a soft, "Sebastian" accompanying it, he nearly jumps out of his skin. He was so absorbed with thoughts of her, that to see her standing at his side, closer than she had been since they kissed was almost his snapping point.
"Can we talk?" she asks, looking almost embarrassed as she avoids his eyes. She instead looks determinedly at his collar. He thinks she probably notices that he swallows nervously before acquiescing, but she says nothing as she turns and starts hurrying away from him without waiting to see if he follows her.
She must know that he would follow her anywhere at this point.
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from my oneshot🫶🫶🫶
I just really wanted to draw these two idiots😭💘
#i also want to draw Sebastian being chased by sir Cadogan bc it’s so funny to me😭😭😭#it’s literally like thst meme of the trumpet boy chasing the girl#anyways this is before *that* scene (iykyk 😭💓) & I want to draw that toooooooooooo#I love this oneshot so much🥹🫶 I reread it bc I wrote it for MYSELF !!!!!#im going to get to some more trick or treaters later on today!!!! sorry I didn’t get them all yet it was more than I expected😳😳#so hopefully soon!!! sorry I didn’t do them all yesterday but I stopped myself to edit my fic & post the next chapter#also😳😳 I woke up to 3 comments on my newest chapter😳😳#it might not seem like much but I spent so many months posting to crickets that it just makes me so happy#to connect with people and have them enjoy what I create😭🫶🥹💘#ok I’m done being sappy hope you enjoy my idiot portraits !!!!!!! 🙏🙏🙏#bc these two are idiots but they’re OUR idiots🫶���🫶#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy fanart#hphl#hogwarts legacy mc#hogwarts legacy oc#eloise babbit#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow fanart#sebastian sallow x mc#hogwarts legacy fanfic
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Oh don't mind me I'm just reading your lips from this perfectly normal distance...
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Just kidding I'm in love with you
#i love this show so much#it's making me scream#i feel so happy watching these two idiots be in love#bl drama#see your love#boys love#taiwan bl#shaopeng x zixiang
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Prompt 28 - A Broom Closet
@wolfstarmicrofic November 28, word count 37
“Sirius, you’re standing on my foot!”
“Remus, you’re pushing me into a bucket!”
“Sirius, that’s a broom, not me!”
“Remus?”
“Yeah?”
“I love you,”
“I love you too,”
“Remus?”
“Yeah?”
“I stood in a bucket again,”
“Idiot,”
#wolfstar#wolfstar microfic#wolfstar fic#wolfstar fanfiction#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius orion black#sirius o black#remus john lupin#remus j lupin#sirius x remus#remus x sirius#sirius and remus#remus and sirius#marauders era#harry potter#wolfstar fluff#the marauders#dead gay wizards#hogwarts#cute boys#these two are ridiculous#making out in broom cupboards#I love you#i love you too#idiot#a broom closet
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
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WIP below the cut I might not be able to finish before the day is over 💔💔😢
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#ling yao#fma lan fan#edward elric#ling x edward#edward x ling#ledwing#edling#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#cat burglar nami#I love trios with two idiot boys and one smart girl#I love trios ☺️☺️#alright! have a happy halloween!!!#bro how did I literally forget the One Piecetag 🤨#one piece#😒#don’t look at me#halloween
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Tony: *To Bucky* You cannot shoot every single person I've dated that you don't like!
Bucky: *Raises an eyebrow*
Tony: Okay, you technically can, but you shouldn't. Come on, Steve! Help me out here!
Steve: *Amused* Idk babe, you always tell him to use his free will, and that's exactly what he is doing.
Tony: *Frustrated* I'm so done with both of you, absolutely done.
Bucky: Don't say that doll *Pushes the genius into his lap* I'll behave if you spend some quality time with us, ¿hm?
Tony: *Squints* I feel like I'm being blackmailed but I'll allow it just because you're hot.
Steve: *Hugs the pair of brunettes* Oh so you are with us just because we're hot?
Tony: Right now? Yes. Now shut up and kiss me cuz I'm still mad at you.
#they're idiots your honor#tony is so done with this shit#but he loves it#overprotective Brooklyn's boys#Bucky is not guilty at all#steve is totally satisfied with this plot#they're two dumbasses in love with a mastermind#Tony's Brooklyn's boys#super soldiers#stuckony#stony#winteriron#tony stark defense squad#tony stark has a heart#tony stark#steve rogers#james bucky barnes#bucky barnes#iron man#winter soldier#captain america#marvel#the avengers#they protect each other#they're gay for each other#they're in love your honor#theyre so silly#theyre so cute
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*Hands your 7 dollars*
ID: screenshot from the Brothers Sun where Bruce hands 7 one dollar bills to the Admin and asks "How much education would this buy me?" END ID
#i love bruce actually#yeah yeah charles is the wettest little meow meow and I love him too#BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS BOY RIGHT HERE?#in this world for like two weeks and outmaneuvers all the big players without compromising (too much of) his morals?#even if he is still a bit of an idiot#literally even big sun was slightly impressed by the end#ughhh my boyyyy#new meme template#i think?#this show is very funny and sweet pls go watch#the brothers sun#bruce sun
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Tales of the tmnt Raph is gay as shit, and we love that for him
#i just watched tottmnt#please give us casey as a boy#please#please.#and make them kisth#/jk#not really#anyways if they make casey a girl i will not be happy#no offence to cass from rottmnt#i love her#but i want the imaginary bromance#i wanna see these two idiots almost kill themselves then be buddy buddy with eachother#the true male friendship /jk#yeah#tmnt#tmnt tottmnt#tottmnt#tottmnt raph#tmnt raph#raph tmnt#txt#txt post#tales of the tmnt#tmnt raphael#raphael tmnt#raphael#rasey#rasey in tags ig#idk#im praying to the nickelodeon gods
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Knox realizes he is actually dating Charlie after at least six months of the two of them being the most nauseating not-couple anyone has ever met
#in my dps bullshit posting era#i love (movie) Knox but he is gotta be the most oblivious person ever#meanwhile my boy Charlie is simultaneously fighting and having the best time of his life#i love these two idiots so much#knox overstreet#charlie dalton#knox x charlie#dps fandom
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One of the things I very much hate about modern AUs in MDZS is how the fic writers Americanise everything about the characters until the only thing Asian about them is their name.
#mdzs#I think the no of fics that properly research their cultural background and history and I've actually loved#I can count on one hand#no because really why is WWX is speaking in American slang and why is everyone forgetting that#They. Are. Chinese!#they will be most of the time be speaking mandarin thank you very much#I do hate the Straight boy Wei Ying fic writers make him out to be#come to think of it#this happens in most fandoms#I took a peek in the first few fics in omniscient reader's viewpoint fandom ao3#and what do you know almost all of them have Kim Dojka as an oblivious dumb idiot#like people will really erase all the complex aspects of a character in order to idiotify them for the 'dumb oblivious idiot' trope#and have all of their friends and family be there for the sole purpose to be exasperated with the main characters being oblivious about each#others' feelings#because obviously they know better about these two people feel and their relationship than the characters themselves#not that these can't be done well and asking for relationship advice is nothing out of the ordinary#but when it's like the characters have to be hammered over the head with “he likes you!” like they can't figure that out themselves is..#very annoying#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mxtx
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two face pulls his gun on anyone. harvey rarely uses the thing, two face uses it like a communication tool.
nights like this where harvey is too tired and TF is honestly at the end of his rope, they tend to lash out a bit.
"mister dent how do you feel about the new fabrics?" fine. "boss? hey?" quiet. "hey boss do you wanna look over these or not?"
he doesn't realize he's completely silent, only replying in his head. verbal communication is too hard when you have a nasty migraine and attitude to match.
they keep repeating themselves and other hired thugs ask new questions and it's just so mind numbing. boss what do you want this for, boss when's the break in, boss when am I getting a raise, it's all so annoying.
with all the energy he can muster without worsening his migraine, harvey gets up.
"disturb me and I'll fire you, any of you." harvey of course doesn't mean to say that, but TF is switching to their main conscious and honestly harvey is too tired to care.
thankfully this is one of the hideouts with small offices, so he goes there. slamming the door shut behind him.
for the next twenty or so minutes he sits to himself and tries to aid his headache with whiskey, despite the fact he knows it only masks it with a different pain, he doesn't care.
behind the door he can hear hushed yells before the door opens, footsteps towards his chair and he doesn't make a move to open his eyes.
he does however, push his gun into the person's face.
whoever it is deservers it. at least that's what he believes.
"something the matter? you seem quite.. trigger happy." scarecrow. his fucking luck, if it was joker he'd at least gain reputation shooting him.
he moves his finger over the trigger. "... now harvey."
"I will fucking kill you, crane." and for whatever reason two face opens his eyes, his headache died as much as his irritation grew. oddly enough his gun is pressed just below glasses, funny, the scarecrow usually isn't without his mask.
"two face, excuse my assumption."
there's a pause, and shift of the gun; it's pointed differently now. less intent to kill, a way of saying essentially I want to kill you less but still wish to harm.
and slowly two face lowers his gun, picks back up his glass. "you don't usually care about talking. what do you want?" alcohol burns in a way that's distracting from annoyances, without it two face would have more murders to his name.
"so aggressive today. I'm here at the moment not as a fellow criminal but as a therapist, we did agree on me analyzing you as a payment, didn't we? as I don't need money."
for once harvey and two face agree on something, even if they refuse the money, pay anyone that way or not at all. especially the man who makes his entire life around fear.
"you wanna analyze, huh? go sit in the corner. and don't talk to me."
and he did - surprisingly enough he simply did sit to himself and write in the small notepad he brought with him.
sure it was unnerving to have someone watch you just sit and drink till you felt calmed enough not to debate gutting someone, but everyone has uncomfortable things they force themselves through..
and hell, maybe the company calmed him.
#📼 : rambles#📎﹕dc#was thinking about making this longer but it's already so long#I suppose if you want a continuation you can ask#oh boy I love these idiots#harvey dent headcanons anyone? anyone want that#dc#batman rogues#gotham rogues#harvey dent#twoface#two face#dc two face#jonathan crane#dr jonathan crane#scarecrow#the scarecrow#twocrow#semi implied. i guess#I really like feeding you scarecrow shippers that don't get much content as you can see
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THIS IS SO LOCKLYLE CODED!!!!!!!
#lockwood and co#renew lockwood and co#anthony lockwood#jonathan stroud#lockwood & co#lockwood&co#locklyle#lol#lockwood and lucy#lucy carlyle#books#idiots in love#lack of communication#communication? what's that?#I'll just give you my dead mum's necklace and call it a day#undying devotion#tropes#best friends#they're in love your honor#these two will be the death of me#every day i think of them and sob#the screaming staircase#the whispering skull#the hollow boy#the creeping shadow#the empty grave#lockwood and co tv show#i will go down with this ship
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