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Watch a Cybertruck break in real time, less than a mile after the guy acquires it. Founders Edition totally worth $120K, right?
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eddie pulling out his phone to film brad and bobby
#i'm DYING look at how he tries to subtly move his phone to keep brad in the shot in the second gif#idiot#i shouldn't have decided to rewatch the episode right before going to bed bc now i have to be up in less than 7 hours#anyways#911 spoilers#911#eddie#ryan guzman#edit#nessa.gif#139#8x07#911 8x07#1k#2k#911gifs#no.31#91113
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i would do that too ngl
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Again the ONLY ones with Trump Derangment Syndrome idiots like @superdriver321 who think Trump gives a damn about anyone but himself.
In the past 90 days, Trump has ONLY enriched himself while letting a mentally ill ketamine addict from South Africa completely DESTROY the federal government. He was LAUGHING at he tanked the GLOBAL economy while laughing with his billionaire buddies. Face it, he wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.
And I love how you MAGAts talk about “illegal aliens” but they do way more and contribute way more and are more American than you losers will EVER be. And Trump is NOt deporting them, he is TRAFFICKING them to a CONCENTRATION CAMP. They are allowed DUE PROCESS but they’re not getting not. Even the SUPREME COURT ruled against him and he does what he wants ANYWAYS. He has NO respect for the law yet you losers like to tout being “the party of law and order”? You guys are an international JOKE.
And no tourists from Canada for example have had their phones SEARCHED and they’ve gotten detained for even LIKING an anti Trump post so yes he is a threat to the first amendment. Especially when he said people who criticize the Supreme Court should be in jail. Fuck all those old farts.
And you clearly don’t know but he has said “take away guns first and ask questions” later. Look I know you MAGAts are stupid and you are NEVER beating those allegations but try to keep up.
And again democrats have NEVER tried taking away guns. That is REPUBLICANS. And fuck Harmeet Dillon, they can eat shit.
And fuck your conservative bullshit, Canada has done NOTHING to America but be a good neighbor yet Trump INSISTS with the “51st state” bullshit. Do you not know what NO means? They have told him they have NO INTEREST yet he keeps bothering them. I know he’s a rapist but c’mon. And he bitches about them being “nasty”? Why wouldn’t they? And the ONLY totalitarian IS Trump. He should keep his fat orange head OUT of Canada’s business.
And YES Russia Is evil and the ENEMY. And fuck all you “conservatives” I will NEVER talk to any of you all. If you all love Russia, go fucking live there.
Now the only one with an empty head is you, go to a therapist and maybe you can see Trump doesn’t give TWO SHITS about the country. Why else is he spouting pro Russian bullshit? The guy is trash.
And Trump is WRONG as usual. He said it was a shithole country without him being in office but he’s wrong. With Biden; wages were up, jobs were up, inflation was down and America had a good stream relationship with its allies. With Shitbreak? Jobs and wages are DOWN, the stock market is DOWN, the economy is FUCKED and America’s allies are PISSED. You know what makes America great? It’s open borders and alliances? You think America can survive isolated?
America first will be America ALONE.
And fuck Ivanka. Fuck that doll faced cunt.
Go back to school, learn how economics work and learn how you do NOT run a government like a business like Trump seems to think.
And kindly fuck off.
Again when people say our protests are doing nothing…..




SHUT THAT SHIT DOWN!! LOOK AT THIS SIZE!! DC TURNED OUT!! (Not my pics since I got them from reddit and I had a burner 🤣)
And it’s NOTHING compared to BOSTON’S!!!!

Again guys….things are grim but they are NOT over yet!!!
Remember! Fascism ONLY WINS IF we let it!!
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I be checking my phone like I mean something to someone
😂silly fucking me 😂
#actually mentally ill#depressing shit#kinda depressing#mentally fucked#mentally tired#suic1de#this is depressing#tw depressing stuff#discusting#dying inside#self h4te#self half#sadnees#sorry for being depressing#im so tired#sadgirl#sad thoughts#im fat and ugly#always alone#feeling alone#alone with my thoughts#alone in the dark#menatl health#mentally exhausted#mentally unstable#mental illness#mental health#idiot#im hurtin#im dying
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a silly ode to the first mitochondria, with waaaay too many religious allusions
(the mormons put me in seminary for four years and now it's everyone's problem)
the garden was not made of trees the snake did not exist when Eve was formed inside the seas and then was set adrift
she drifted in the tidal pools prokaryote divine producing simple molecules acids and alkalines
but paradise can never last and every god must fall some swallowed by a cytoplast (entrapped by a cell wall)
what do you call the dead that rise? what name is there for this? an Eve that finds that eden lies inside of the abyss
the wall no longer trapped her in but locked the monsters out the freedom only she could win to swim, and grow, and sprout.
she tinkered with her molecules And in a twist of fate Created one of life's crown jewels Adenosine Triphosphate (1)
what was before a simple wall could bloom with organelles a garden grown from former falls a paradise in hell
a fortress swam inside the brine, a thriving little town where tiny citizens could shine and ride the ups and downs
a golgi apparatus strove to package safe proteins a lysome found a nice alcove and kept the whole cell clean
the centrioles rebuilt the walls whenever they grew weak and eve was known and loved by all as something quite unique:
the powerhouse of the first cell the mitochondria (2) the Jonah that became the whale the jesus of bacteria once eaten by a macrophage then made through death anew the founder of our current age the sprout from which we grew
(yeah, yeah - you try and use this line in a poem)
(gah. this paragraph killed the syllable counts. i was challented to fit the phrase "powerhouse of the cell" into it, and mitochondria had to fit somewhere. both of which were gonna be doozies. decided to put them back to back and break the scheme at the end.
#biology#poem#the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell#i was googling so much biology shit for this#and i still know that someone is going to go#HEY#IDIOT#YOU THINK X?#NO#IT Y#STUPID#and i will slink off to the saddest darkest corner of the earth#and mope until i die#its like a whole prophecy now#strike me down apollo you incandescent bastard#if you couldn't get me back in arizona you cant do shit to me in utah
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One of Bruce Wayne’s biggest problems is that a large part of his philosophy when dealing with his personal relationships is that “I’d rather they’d be safe and alive while hating me than dead or injured while loving me” which leads him to push the people that love him away because he thinks so little of himself that he majorly undermines just how much that hurts them.
Because if he hates himself with such passion how could it be conceivable for anyone to love him so much that to them, the pain of losing him is worse than any physical pain could be? Kind of the motto “if you love someone you’d let them go” but when the people he’s trying to push away are so devoted to him that they KEEP COMING BACK, it ends up falling into a cycle of violence that hurts everybody. What he doesn’t GET is that they hold him on such a high pedestal that his act of pushing them away translates to THEM not being good enough instead of HIM not being good enough.
#yes this is about dick and Bruce#and it can be applied to some of his other kids too#Bruce Wayne I’m gonna strap you to a table and force you to have therapy#idiot#EEDIOTTT#batman#dc comics#dcu#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc robin
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April cuz of course. 💛
#rottmnt#tmnt#matchart#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt april#get bonked#idiot#but for real she is so fun I love her
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jedidoah fucking explodibg doodle


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he was just born
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on the way home, the Tesla Model 3 barreled into a tree and exploded in flames, killing von Ohain, a Tesla employee and devoted fan of CEO Elon Musk. Rossiter, who survived the crash, told emergency responders that von Ohain was using an “auto-drive feature on the Tesla” that “just ran straight off the road,” according to a 911 dispatch recording obtained by The Washington Post. In a recent interview, Rossiter said he believes that von Ohain was using Full Self-Driving, which — if true — would make his death the first known fatality involving Tesla’s most advanced driver-assistance technology.
Finally, they have a witness. A survivor of an Autopilot mishap who can testify that the driver was using Full Self Driving mode at the time of the crash.
See, this has been impossible thus far because (1) survivors are rare, and (2) Teslas are programmed to automatically disengage Self-Driving milliseconds before the crash so that when investigators review the telemetry it clearly shows FSD wasn't turned on.
And due to this technicality, Musk has been able to claim Autopilot has never killed anybody. Until now.
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ok but i literally had to draw this though???
#i love sharts crush on karlach#also astarion how are you cold you are literally a vampire#idiot#bg3#larian#thank you larian ily#karlach#shadowheart#shart#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate iii#art#doodle#my art#comic#this was really quick forgive the linework#astarion#astarion ancunin
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It snooing :>
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Draw your goofballs
#2 people#weird#funny#draw your ocs#draw the squad#otp#friends#idiot#ineffable idiots#idiots#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#guys being dudes#silly#goofy#reluctant allies#idiot otp#Otp#draw your otp#draw your otp like this#draw the otp#draw your ship#otp ideas#otp things#otp prompts#otp meme#tag your otp#👁️👁️
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