#please.

[walnutcookie]

ok im getting a lot of people asking about rodgers mouth now so heres an explanation

unlike canon rodger, who can just eat with an invisible mouth through cartoon logic, tos!rodger is a living animatronic - like an actual, solid, somewhat realistic thing, so he needs a physical mouth to eat with.

His mouth is located underneath his eyeball so his eyelids are more like lips. the thing is he doesnt have lip-like muscles there so he has to peel down his lower eyelid to put food in there . Hope this helps!!💚

[n33dy-pup]

hsnanfwjfjenddnneedneedneed

urghahshs top that looks so much more intimidating and scarier than me but spoils me rotten …. lets me collar them and pull them by a leash while they make a mess out of me, condescendingly going along with whatever bitchy comments I make because they’ll just shut me up later..

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Alright TSCTIR fandom, where's my fanfic with Sung Hyunjae transmigrating into a harem game and deciding to romance the hardest-to-romance character, Han Yoojin? Where's my slowburn where you can't even tell who fell first?

There's many settings it could work with but I was thinking this would be set up where Sung Hyunjae transmigrates into TSCTIR, but without the massive plot in the background. Dungeons, hunters, and monsters are still there. Sung Hyunjae was a 'normal' guy before this and then became an S-Rank hunter overnight. Him being himself, he seeks out Han Yoojin, the only F-Rank that you can put the moves on, so to speak, in the game. But it's incredibly difficult to succeed at his route. It could be either pre or post regression and they'd both be really interesting.

Naturally by pursuing him Sung Hyunjae ends up discovering all the reasons why he's basically impossible to romance(trauma trauma trauma and oh look more trauma). Maybe a hint of plot for Sung Hyunjae and Han Yoojin to wrestle with together~

Just me crying out into the void cuz why do all the harem game transmigration plots have Yoojin trying to romance Hyunjae, when Hyunjae is the one always bustin his ass trying to catch this riled up cat to domesticate? (No hate to Yoojin transmigrating into harem game plots ofc I eat those up <333)

Because like there's the perfect opportunity to make Sung Hyunjae the liar and deceiver. Doesn't that sound juicy? Han Yoojin being betrayed? We know he won't take that sitting down! And Sung Hyunjae being forced to accept the fact that he has Feelings. Or maybe he's already accepted that but not he's messed it all up right when it was getting good? Or however the reveal goes y'know these two are freaks they'd definitely make a huge mess of it for absolutely no reason. Han Yoojin would bite him over it. Or something. Idk.

[taxidermycanine]

i think being a therian is the most freeing thing in the world. it can be a little lonely at times, but i feel so much more connected to nature than humans do, y'know? it makes me happy

do any of you guys have a favorite thing about being nonhuman in any way? i'd really like to hear :'O]

[reigningm4x]

Re: that max and Kimi tiktok— reminds me of Max telling Mark Webber that in a few years, Oscar will be really thankful for Mark’s guidance. He relates it back to how he himself also didn’t fully realize just how helpful it was to have his dad’s guidance on how to navigate f1 til years later. Max being a resource for the rookies & so friendly with the rookies is so sweet bc you can tell it’s natural and genuine and they really look up to him ❤️

🥹🥹🥹🥹

[identitty-dickruption]

sick of problematic old man alcoholic characters. make that alcoholic a problematic WOMAN. stat!

[canonically47]

what's with squid game and toxic/doomed yaoi and doomed yuri?

[myprophecy]

"oh, i hate bianca!! she left nico!!"

no. nonononono. you don't get it. how would YOU feel if all your life, you've been nothing but an older sibling?? nothing but a caretaker?? bianca yearned to feel part of something, to be needed and wanted. she didn't 'abandon' nico, she abandoned herself just to take care of him for so many years and when they finally found shelter (camp half-blood) she made the decision to finally do something for herself. let my baby rest, she didn't do anything wrong and i will go through hell defending her!!!!

[m00nbuggies]

ignore the guitar I hate drawing instruments

[andhumanslovedstories]

I have to send an email I don't want to send and a text I don't want to send. I am going to reblog this post when I've done both things, and everyone is going to clap and cheer at my success at an impossible task.

[bltchkawa]

Kiryu and I are fighting to the death rn over who gets to help her put on sunscreen, will keep you guys updated 😄👍

[beemovieerotica]

just saw a post accusing keanu reeves of being a zionist because [checks notes] the producers of john wick hired an israeli consultant on the film to do his firearms training. can we not do this.

[cerastes]

I beg you, PLEASE scroll down on this one.

[cherrytraveller]

i need more 03 solo crossovers, think of the shenanigans, people–

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[sunrisemill]

HIDE THE RAZORS 🪒

I’m begging them to just grow it out