#sleep with one eye open

[myprophecy]

"oh, i hate bianca!! she left nico!!"

no. nonononono. you don't get it. how would YOU feel if all your life, you've been nothing but an older sibling?? nothing but a caretaker?? bianca yearned to feel part of something, to be needed and wanted. she didn't 'abandon' nico, she abandoned herself just to take care of him for so many years and when they finally found shelter (camp half-blood) she made the decision to finally do something for herself. let my baby rest, she didn't do anything wrong and i will go through hell defending her!!!!

[arlos-warm-drpepper]

Jeff Davis is #1 on my shitlist

[claiireluv]

count your days, mike wheeler.

[likeprongstostars]

this came to me in dream i kidd you not i just had to draw it

dentist evan and fairy tooth barty and barty breaks in random people's houses to steal their teeth (but right out of their mouths) and these people have to go the dentist now but its evan who just sews back thier own teeth that barty stole... and they make business

also i would like to thank @foursaints for the healer evan hc bc i dont think this dream would have been possible without it

[urnmbr1fan]

If inanimate insanity ends, expect me to disappear a shrivel up into a ball and start SOBBJNGGG

MY ENTIREEE PURPOSEHFHSHHHRHSGDUAHAAAAAAAAA

NOT GIGGLING!!!

Rather I sob on the floor, pathetically.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHSGSGFGGSGDGSDHHDHCHXHHHHHHH ADAM WHENNI CATCH YOU.

WHEN.

WHHHENNNNN I CATCH YOU.

ADAM COUNT YOUR DDAYS!!1!1!1??2?1?

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

HHHHHHHHH

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

Gun in HAND

LOCK YOUR DOORS

AND WINDOWS

Adam I HOPE YOU HAVE SECURITY

/j

.

Srs man sobbing!!!!

[syd-the-nerd]

WHY IS THERE A SIGN THAT SAYS "no i do not have "anger issues" the anger makes me very efficient actually" ABOVE MY CABIN'S FRONT DOOR, IT'S NOT EVEN GRAMATICALLY CORRECT?????? WHERE'S THE PUNCTUATION

[elea-r]

*SPOILERS!!!!!!* FOR WORM ARC24

BTW FUDGE YOU BEHEMOTH I WILL FREAKING BE COMING FOR YOU ! GIANT OVERSIZED IGUANA!!!!

[curtsbigspoon]

OH THE WAY I AM LITERALLY LOADING SHOTGUN SHELLS TO BLAST MY THROAT RN, WTF??? HOW COULD YOU WRITE THIS AND THEN JUST-

I IMMEDIATELY STARTED BAWLING DOG, THIS MF IS CRACKED, I HATE HIM, I HOPE HIS PILLOW IS SOOOOO WARM TONIGHT (i love him, he is my pookie, he just has me emotionally distraught).

Goddamn I really hope a B-17 takes me out rn.

ANYWAYS. LOL. PLEASE GO READ MY BESTIES NEW FIC. EVERYTHING HE WRITES IS SHEER PERFECTION, IT'S POETRY CARVED INTO EACH OUNCE OF MARBLE THAT'S JUST THE UTTER BEAUTY OF HIS WORDS.

I'D WARN YOU TO BE WARY IF YOU'RE A LITTLE MENTALLY UNSTABLE TONIGHT, BUT I FELT JUST FINE BEFORE THAT FUCKING LINE SHOT ME INTO THE TRENCHES.

I LINK IT HERE, AND I GIVE IT SO MANY KISSES:

[mx-melancholic]

The face of a man who knows what he's done

[purrpowerco]

Could you not... Hoooooman.

Purr Power Co is now open 🖇️ in Bio 🐾

[cheeselix]

🗣️⬅️🧀🧀🧀 eats your cheese and runs away 🏃‍♂️

You shall pay for what you've done.

[skiinedknees]

everyone who diminishes andrew minyard to a morally grey love interest should start running

[funkycatts]

A lil' WIP 'cause real baddies trust the process

Edit: I revealed my brushes guys now I'll have to finish some of y'all because you know way too much and I can't have my secrets out in the open like that

[impulse0000]

he’s gearing up to beat the shit out of you

[tntduopolls]

I saw someone else do this, so I decided to put my own nerd ass spin on it

Which of the musical theatre songs on my c!TNT duo playlist is your favorite?

Lucy Meets Jekyll from Jekyll & Hyde the musical

What Is This Feeling from Wicked

The Thrill of First Love from Falsettos 2016

The Chess Game from Falsettos 2016

Marian The Librarian from The Music Man

For the Record from 36 Questions

More Is Better from Mean Girls the musical

hi! fellow nerd here, how fucking dare you not include dead girl walking

previews of all songs below the cut!

all of these are them, by the way. bangers. yk what else is a banger though? DEAD GIRL WALKING WHICH IS SUUUCH A TNTDUO ANTEHM!

[queenwille]

as a zio i can confirm that the new tumblr booper is not a zioscheme

but then again

…you never know…

👁️🫦👁️