#lock your doors

[hellishattempt]

"it feels like he's almost like lost as a character, that he doesn't quite know his way other than the voices of the crew."

"because perhaps eurylochus is lost, which is why he doesn't have an instrument. but he does find purpose in protecting the crew."

oh okay! i am not okay!

[urnmbr1fan]

If inanimate insanity ends, expect me to disappear a shrivel up into a ball and start SOBBJNGGG

MY ENTIREEE PURPOSEHFHSHHHRHSGDUAHAAAAAAAAA

NOT GIGGLING!!!

Rather I sob on the floor, pathetically.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHSGSGFGGSGDGSDHHDHCHXHHHHHHH ADAM WHENNI CATCH YOU.

WHEN.

WHHHENNNNN I CATCH YOU.

ADAM COUNT YOUR DDAYS!!1!1!1??2?1?

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

HHHHHHHHH

SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

Gun in HAND

LOCK YOUR DOORS

AND WINDOWS

Adam I HOPE YOU HAVE SECURITY

/j

.

Srs man sobbing!!!!

[tattoorue]

[defensive-tactics]

Parking Lot Safety

[obeymcarmy]

They say we all can sense people staring at us

It's clear that you don't have that sense

[backtocarousel]

im gone for like couple of days and i get filled with chan content this is ridiculous like wdym insta post iday and HE SAID THESE?

[scudevils]

sassy men apocalypse

[darkside-0f-the-sun]

ladies, ladies, one at a time😏😘😉

[nectardaddy]

fuck you @honeekyuu this isn't me this isn't who I am

[143bc]

Bellas letting loose ❤️🌹

[cloudnuggett]

IF SPOTIFY DOESN'T CHANGE THEIR FONT BACK ASAP, WE ARE GOING TO BE PLAYING A VERY REAL GAME OF GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT BC SOMEONE WILL BE GETTING ASSASSINATED 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[godsfavoritebrat]

lock your doors 🧟

[sl-vega]

✧the slay anon saga✧

synopsis: all the posts recounting my investigation of the true identity of the SLAY anon. is it a romance? a friendship? a future rivalry? who knows

SEASON 1

01-the start of it all

02-i will find you

03-attention all suspects

04-it would be so sexy tho

05-must be good with your hands

06-slaying and slutting

07-trust issues for the win

08-they got me

09-a lead

10-denial will do you no good

11-you ain't innocent

12-a break-...for now

13-trust issues for the win: part 2

14-fanart coming in hot

15-trust issues for the win: part 3

16-trust issues for the win: part 4

17-gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

18-trust issues for the win: part 5

19-mlb or radio rebel?

20-fanart contest

21-og slay anon returns

22-fr fr slay anon returns

23-do you love me?

24-KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

25-w rizz

26-slay was meant to be

27-the mask falls

28-KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE: part 2

29-first place goes to....

30-the true identity of fr fr slay

31-an ode to the og slay anon

32-THE GRAND REVEAL

SEASON 2

01-the legacy continues

02-to slay or not to slay

03-challenge accepted

04-bob-y count

05-surpassing the elders

06-training montage in the works

07-redemption arc lets gooooooo

08-betrayal but not really

09-audience appreciation

10-pleasing the og

11-let me show you how to slay

12-an ode to slay anon the third

13-evidence

14-GOTTEM

15-appreciation for the poet

16-(○~○')/

17-the slowburn ain't slowburning

18-you can be the sherlock to my watson

19-an ode the the slay anons

20-the most iconic detective duo

21-the game is afoot

22-BUSTED

23-oddly wholesome

24-reunion between the poet and king

25-i hereby announce

26-it's complicated

27-a proposal

28-the palace of evil

29-fucking great vocabulary

30-accidental reveal

31-case closed

32-the sin of stupidity

SEASON 3

01-oh god there's another

02-NEW FRIEND

03-potential leads?

04-the game is afoot! (season 3 edition)

05-they're after watson

06-preparing for greatness

07-washroom anyone?

08-oh god there's another: part 2

09-swearing to the g-man

10-putting in a good word

11-the fourth of the legacy

12-shoutout to watson

13-friend or foe?

14-the honest poet

15-technical warrant

16-loopholes be loopholing

17-remembering fr fr slay

18-equal footing

19-ultimate loyalty

20-RIVALRY ARC

21-rivals to lovers anyone?

22-historians called them rivals

23-flirting?

24-sex ed era

25-potential leads?:part 2

26-flirting

27-time for an interrogation

28-historian called them rivals:part 2

29-potential side ship?

30-inevitable disappointment

[elitaswife666]

Jazmin bean hello kitty WIP

thank you Beyonce for letting me finish the sketch and part of the outline 😍

[defensive-tactics]

Home Defense: Exterior doors

[obeymcarmy]

I was crying in the mirror

But my reflection was laughing