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MSBY BLACK JACKALS READ THIRST TWEETS ! (ATSUMU EDITION)
second part of this series! i love to see more of this team <3
[sakusa version]
this fic features…
haikyuu timeskip!spoilers, highly suggestive content (as the title entails), inappropriate language, atsumu keeps getting violated by his teammates, i headcanon sakusa to be fluent in english (argue with the wall), genre: crack, some of these are actual tweets i found lol.
The videos begins with multiple flash shots of Atsumu screaming, Hinata and Bokuto bursting into laughter, and a clip of the camera zooming in on Sakusa’s disgusted face.
- cut scene -
“Hi, we’re the MSBY Black Jackals, and we’re here with Buzzfeed to read your thirst tweets.” The 4 of them say together.
Hinata drums on his chair, “Miyaaaaa Atsumuuuu edition!”
Atsumu smirks at the camera, “I know you’ve all been waiting for this.”
The cameraman speaks up, “Are you excited?”
Atsumu nods enthusiastically, “Hell yeah! I can take this like a champ, unlike Omi-Omi…”. He side eyes the outside hitter, who, in return, flips off the setter—but the video pixelates it for censorship.
Bokuto snorts, “That’s what she said…”
Atsumu chuckles and claps his hands together. “Let’s get started!”
- cut scene -
The crew tosses a phone to Atsumu. He catches it and clears his throat. “Alright, first one…”
“How can I transform into one of those cameras used for volleyball games? Oh to get that view of Miya Atsumu’s dick all up in front of me when he does his sexy low set.”
Atsumu chuckles, “I can practically see you drooling from here, user.”
Hinata wiggles his eyebrows and pretends to hit a spike, “It is a sexy set, Miya.”
Bokuto fakes an animalistic growling noise, “When you get down low and—“
“Oh please, why are we praising Miya for flashing the camera?” Sakusa cuts in.
Atsumu huffs, “I’m not flashing them on purpose!” He then turns to the camera and winks, “Unless you want me to…”
“Barf.”
“Shut yer trap, Omi-Omi!”
Hinata snickers, “Miya, your accent is slipping in…”
His voice is high pitched and whiny as he replies, “No, it’s n—!”, he clears his throat, his voice now two octaves deeper, “No, it’s not.”
Bokuto chuckles, slapping the setter on the back. Atsumu simply passes the phone to him to read the next tweet.
“Funny how I want to throw hands at Inarizaki Miya Atsumu, but at the same time, I want to throw my panties off for MSBY Miya Atsumu.”
Sakusa laughs, actually laughs, for the first time since they started the shoot. His rowdy companions slowly turn to him, eyes blown wide at the rare sight of their stoic teammate showing an ounce of amusement.
Sakusa’s laugh trails off, “Yeah…you were a piece of shit in high school.”
“No, I wasn’t!”
“Yes, you were. Still are.”
Hinata tries to reassure the blond, “Don’t worry, Miya, I thought you were cool.”
Bokuto quips, “Hinata, I thought you couldn’t tell the difference between him and Osamu.”
Hinata’s eyes widen and Atsumu glares at the orange-head, “Seriously, Shoyo?”
Hinata waves his hands dismissively, “I-I-I…”
Atsumu sighs, “You guys keep distracting me! I’m supposed to be replying to these thirst tweets.”
Bokuto holds a hand to his heart, “We are sorry, your highness.”
Atsumu looks at the camera and smirks, “Keep your panties on, ladies. I like to do it with them on.”
Sakusa stares at Atsumu in disgust, the beginning scene of the video making its’ debut as the cameraman zooms in on Sakusa’s revolted expression.
“How do you do it with it on?” Bokuto thinks out loud.
Hinata responds, “I think he means it’s pulled to the side?”
Bokuto’s mouth turns into an animated ‘o’ shape, “Ohhh, or or or he—“
Their pr manager coughs loudly off screen. Sakusa gives their manager a grateful look, mouthing a ‘thank you’.
The other three pout as their conversation is cut short. Bokuto hands the phone to Hinata; he squints his eyes at the screen as he tries to make out the words. He begins to read:
“Have y’all seen Miya Atsumu? If that dick slap his thigh when he walk, I shall listen when he talk.”
Hinata laughs but continues, “The Twitter user reposted themselves saying ‘Sheesh.’ with 18 fucking android emojis.”
Bokuto leans closer to Hinata, “Ooh! Lemme see, lemme see.”
Atsumu grins smugly with his eyes closed in satisfaction, his hand coming up to run through his platinum hair.
Sakusa speaks up, “Stop posing for the edits.”
Atsumu seems to ignore Sakusa’s comment as he faces the camera. “Well in that case, I guess you’ll all be listening to me.”
Hinata snorts, “Proof?”
Bokuto guffaws while Hinata holds his laughter in behind a cheeky smile.
Atsumu’s cheeks flush red at his words, “I ain’t showing you nothin’!”
Sakusa rolls his eyes, “Trust me, we’ve seen enough in the locker room.”
Bokuto hides behind Atsumu and holds his hands up a certain distance to insinuate the length of Atsumu’s…commodity.
Atsumu continues, practically flirting with the camera, “But trust me y’all, it does, indeed, slap.”
Hinata leans his elbow over Atsumu’s shoulder, “Yeah and so does he!”
The sound effect of a turntable skidding plays.
Atsumu flinches away from Hinata, “WHAT???”
Their pr manager stands up quickly from their seat, a horrified expression on their face; the threat of losing their job rushing in their head.
Bokuto is holding a hand over his mouth, the Buzzfeed crew members are exchanging nervous looks, even Sakusa has his eyes wide open.
Hinata realizes his mistake and freezes for a moment before he’s jumping and scuttling around in a panic.
“I-I-I MEAN HE SLAPS—NO, NOT LIKE SLAPS, LIKE SLAPS LIKE SLANG ‘YEAH THAT SHIT SLAPS’ KIND OF SLAP. NOT PHYSICAL ABUSE SLAP I—”, he exhales sharply, “I’M GONNA STOP TALKING NOW!!”
Sakusa snorts and covers his face with his hands, Bokuto has tears in his eyes from how hard he’s holding in his laughter, the MSBY pr manager sits back down, their pale face slowly regaining its color. Atsumu is left with what can only be described as a sea-sick expression, almost constipated. After a few seconds, he remembers how to speak and says:
“Shoyo…what the fuck.”
“I’M SORRY!”
Sakusa opens his palm up, he’s biting his lip to not let a chuckle escape. “Give me the phone, Hinata.”
Hinata wordlessly hands the phone over as Bokuto giggles and places both his hands on Hinata’s shoulders and jumps in place to brighten up the mood.
Atsumu finally laughs a little, rubbing the back of his neck. “Almost caught myself a scandal there.”
“Wouldn’t be the first,” Sakusa mutters as he scrolls to the next tweet he has to read.
“Miya is so fucking hot, I want that man to turn my legs into jello.”
Atsumu grins, “Well well well—“
Sakusa continues reading the tweet, “I’m talking about Miya Osamu btw, aka the better twin.”
Atsumu opens his eyes, “Huh??”
Sakusa snickers, “Finally a tweet I agree with.”
Bokuto raises his hand to cup around his lips and whispers to Hinata, “Here come the SakuSamu shippers…”
Hinata whispers back, “I thought they were called Omigiris…”
The camera crew turns to a very confused Atsumu, “We thought it would be funny to add an Osamu tweet” one of them says.
Atsumu scowls like a petulant child.
Hinata perks up, “Osamu is pretty sexy, ey? In his Onigiri Miya compression shirt too…”
Bokuto nods in agreement, “And that cap? Smash.”
Atsumu whines, “Guyssss, this is supposed to be about meeee!”
“Womp womp.”
“Omiii :(“
Sakusa gives the phone back to Atsumu, who pouts and sticks his tongue out before he grumbles, “Y’all love to bully me, huh? And here I thought we would have deep team bonding conversations.”
Sakusa quirks an eyebrow up, “…at a thirst tweets shoot?”
“It’s personal and vulnerable,” Hinata replies.
“The only vulnerable thing at risk here is my wellbeing,” Sakusa retorts.
Atsumu sighs as he grabs the phone from Sakusa. “I hope the next tweet makes me feel better…”, he mutters.
“I just know that if Miya Atsumu called me a real good boy, it would awaken something in me.”
Bokuto starts barking at that, “Yeah, it awakens that inner dog in me.”
“We are the Black Jackals.” Sakusa comments, matter-a-factly.
“Are they talking about that time you and Kageyama were at that youth camp?” Hinata asks.
Atsumu nods, “I believe so.”
“Then how do they know you said that…?”
Sakusa responds amusedly, “Knowing Tobio, he probably tweeted about it. That man hates Miya.”
Atsumu defends himself, “Hey now, hate is a strong word. Tobio-kun is just jealous that I’m Shoyo’s setter.”
Bokuto, once again, leans in closer to Hinata to whisper, “Here come the KageHina and AtsuHina shippers…”
Atsumu stares right at the camera with a smoldering expression, “User, you’re being a real good boy…”
Bokuto barks again. The video adds a sound effect that makes it sound like a chorus of Bokutos are barking all around.
Atsumu laughs and passes the phone to Bokuto.
“Someone on here said the English equivalent to Miya Atsumu’s Kansai dialect is a country accent. Well then, call me a cowboy the way I’d be riding that man till the break of dawn. #SaveAHorseRideACowboy”
The video adds a cowboy hat and lasso to Atsumu, who pretends to be on a horse. His voice is much deeper as he says, “Yeehaw~”
“Oooh we have international fans!” Hinata speaks excitedly.
Bokuto’s eyes light up at Hinata’s comment, “Oooh, Omi-kun, say something to them!”
Sakusa squints his eyes and raises an eyebrow, “What do you want me to say?”
Atsumu jumps in, “Tell them I’d be happy to let them have a go at this rodeo ride.” He clicks his tongue with a wink.
Sakusa sighs then looks directly at the camera, and says the following in perfect English: “I hope your taste in men improves from what it is now. My condolences.”
Atsumu smiles, completely oblivious to the insult. “Thanks, Omi-Omi.”
Sakusa smiles, an evil little smile. “My pleasure.”
- cut scene -
Atsumu tosses the phone back to the crew, “And that was it! I thoroughly enjoyed the ego boost, minus the parts when the team bullied me.”
“You were a good sport, Miya.” Hinata tells him.
“Thanks, Shoyo. And you’re a horrible speaker.”
Hinata’s face burns scarlet again at the reminder of his misfortunate wording earlier.
“2 out of 4 completed!”, Bokuto exclaims.
“Yes, we’re so close to being done.” Sakusa says, though he looks way too happy and relieved.
“More coming your way!” Hinata adds.
“Stay tuned~” Atsumu points at the camera.
“We’re the MSBY Black Jackals, goodbye!”
kenjisatos
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Huh. That's interesting.
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago lego#tweets#trivia#doc wyatt#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr#Dragons Rising#dragons rising ninjago#empress beatrix ninjago#empress beatrix#ninjago empress beatrix#ninjago zeatrix#Zeatrix ninjago#acronix and krux#krux ninjago#ninjago krux#krux and acronix#acronix ninjago#ninjago acronix#ninjago hands of time#ninjago time twins#time twins
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Teen jiang cheng when wei wuxian promised him they would be just like their dads when they grew up
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Adult jiang cheng when he realized they had indeed ended up just like their dads
#i don't remember the exact wording from my original tweet but anyway we roll#jiang cheng#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#jiang wanyin#the untamed#wei wuxian#twin heroes of yunmeng#twin prides of yunmeng#xiancheng#chengxian#canon jiang cheng
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#the slightest bokuatsu/akabokuatsu crumbs <3#shitpost#textposts#textpost#haikyuu#hq#haikyuu twitter#haikyuu tweets#tanaka ryuunosuke#hinata shouyou#hinata shoyo#tsukishima#bokuto#bokuto koutarou#akaashi#akaashi keiji#atsumu#miya atsumu#miya twins#miya osamu#iwaizumi#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa#oikawa tooru#iwaoi#kenma#kuroo#ushijima wakatoshi#ushiten
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If this aint them idk what is-
#Everywhere I look I see their faces#found the tweet on Pinterest but its just so disaster twins aligned#donnie deffo had guns when he was six#will hold a grudge till the day he dies#hes so emo#disatser twins#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#unpause rottmnt#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#tribbleart
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so i started rewatching gravity falls again. wendy corduroy my beloved 💚
#wendy corduroy#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#she’s 27 here aka how old she’d be this year irl#can never decide if i hc her as bi or lesbian (cause alex was vague about it in his tweet)#either way she’s theeeeee sapphic lumberjack ever god bless#i love her your honor#btw i may or may not have mystery twin art i’m saving to post on their bday…hehehehe#every time i think i’ve escaped GF it comes crawling back. special interest fr#steph draws#x
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Caryn if she had a Twitter
Caryn tweeting: Heard my sons fighting and my one boy Stanley said to Ford that he hated him and said he was ugly.
Caryn: Ford's been crying for a few minutes now. And the kicker to all this? Stanley's got the same face as Stanford. They're identical twins.
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#shitpost#extreme shitpost#gravity falls shitpost#based on that one tweet that's floating around i can't find it but it screams Stan twins energy#has this been done yet#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls caryn#gravity falls stan pines#gravity falls ford pines#gf stanford#gf stanley#gf caryn#gf stan pines#gf ford pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#caryn pines#mama pines#stan twins#pines twins#pines family#you can't convince me that they wouldn't do this#ford pines#stan pines#stan and ford
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Night Vale Summer Literature Camp au
(Dpxdc w/ a dash of wtnv)
Brief plot setup / background: Danny and Damian are twins, they were both trained to be co leaders of the loa. Danny and Damian had a very rocky relationship before coming to live with the Wanyes because of the fact that Danny had "specialized training", which was really Danny being experiment on with Lazarus water. During these experiments Danny and Respawn met, Danny for a long time considered Respawn as more of a brother to him than Damian, they still consider each other brothers but now Danny actually considers Damian a brother. One of the experiments done on Danny was an attempt to replace his blood with Lazarus water which made him need to drink a shit ton of Lazarus water for his body to keep producing blood, which is also how he managed to survive the portal accident of this au. On the summer of their 14th birthday (I headcannon their birthdays to be during the summer) Danny had begged their father to let him to go to a literature summer camp in a small town called Night Vale with his friends, Sam and Tucker, a program which lasts the entire summer. Bruce is reluctant to let him go because of the whole Lazarus water thing and so is Damian because it would be the first time they would be without each other for longer than a few days, but eventually other members of the family and other leaguers convince Bruce to let him go because Danny might develop an unhealthy dependency on them if they don't let him be independent.
As it turns out a whole class from a school called Casper High would be attending the camp as well. Chaos insues when Danny, Sam, Tucker, Jazz, and Jazz's cousin, Pearl, find an ancient portal underneath the town accidentally turning it on causing Danny who was standing in it to turn into a halfa, now the portal is premently turned on letting all kinds of creatures through.
(Sidenote: I have yet to listen to the actual Welcome to Night Vale podcast, the portal underneath the town came from me. I'm thinking about changing the town to Amity or just let it be a random ass town because of this. No WTNV characters will appear Night Vale is just the setting.)
Here's some fake tweets to go with this.
#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#danny fenton#damian wayne#dp star#Dp oc#Danny phantom au#social media au#Fake tweets#Danny and Damian are twins#Not tagging nv bc it's just the town they're in and none of the characters r there#sam manson#tucker foley#I was staring at this for a good while trying to remember if i tagged this properly#The Nightvale Literature Camp Project au
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You shouldn’t talk to Coop like that Albert.
#twin freaks#twin peaks#a second plane has hit the twin peaks#my special agent#special agent dale cooper#the owls are not what they seem#twin memes#twin peaks meme#twin tweets#fire walk with me#twin peens#twin peaks memes#twin tweaks#twin peeps#twin twinks#the black lodge#black lodge#albert rosenfield my beloved#albert rosenfield#rosendale#dale cooper? more like gay ol’ pooper#miguel ferrer#kyle maclachlan
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I adore the notion that Sukuna's downfall (in love) begins with his fight with Gojo—I mean, physically? That's pretty much Canon. The main reason he lost was the damage Satoru dealt him.
However, I also want to believe that Satoru caused him psychological damage (not really damage but Sukuna is a drama queen) in addition to the physical one.
Sukuna helps Satoru become enlightened, but it results in his own (de-enlightenment?)
PEAK
Sukuna only cares about his pleasures and he realizes that they are ephemeral. But then he experiences such intense pleasure that he finds it impossible to move on from it, promising Gojo to remember him all his life.
It appears to me that he became attached.
Him using Satoru's hand sign until his last moments while having four fucking arms is proof of that.
And THAT'S the curse of love😉
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#sukugo#gosuku#sukugo's date night#my post#The King of Curses got defeated by the Curse of Love#send tweet#If Satoru got cursed by it then Sukuna also got cursed#They're twin flames after all#his attachment to pleasure is already not very enlightened of him but wtv#this man really reincarnated as a curse he's the opposite of an enlightened person😭#he's cursed he died denying everything always deny deny deny
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Alright fellas...butchlander parent trap au!!
what would homelander name ryan's twin?? (since billy would take ryan)
#this is based on that one tweet abt ryan being played by twins#i just arrived home and im literally abt to rewatch parent trap for this smh#lord have mercy bc i have 2 other wips to finish and a personal stashed away art#butchlander#the boys
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first contribution to the gravity falls fandom how we doin (fuckass triangle thing‼️‼️)
#gravity falls#bill cipher#stan pines#ford pines#stan twins#slightly based off of that alex hirsch tweet#they’re such silly billies :))#ngl this is what goes through my mind whenever i see those aus where relativity!stan twins somehow meet baby bill#i love those aus but like yeah lmao#my fanart
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So this Kronos guy and this scrapped elemental master are two different people. Interesting.
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago lego#concept art#tweets#trivia#tommy andreason#ninjago tournament of elements#krux and acronix#acronix ninjago#acronix and krux#ninjago acronix#ninjago krux#krux ninjago#ninjago hands of time#ninjago time twins#Time Twins#scrapped concepts
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