#tw drugs?

[inv3ga]

Vessel get out of my stash!!!

[charlietulips]

stoner basil from the emori au has my heart

[teamrocketblood]

heLP MY SPARE GLITTERBOMBS ARE ON FIRE IN THE STORAGE ROOM-

- furret grunt (who definitely wasn't smoking lavender flowers five seconds ago)

"One minute. I turn my head for one minute and something is on fire"

"Arceus forbid a guy enjoys some alcohol alone on a wednesday"

"Okay, Just let me get a pokemon with sand attack-"

[cavernclaw]

bananatail and marijaunastar

[marijaunastar is not my oc, their creator is @goobiestar]

[sandwichstuffer]

he's having a goofy time

[wrentherainfall]

Look man, it was too perfect not to do, I was obligated to make this-

Anyways another drawing for my little series of dumb doodles, gotta keep the fandom well fed💪💪

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

[secretidentie]

Tim for literally no reason: Hey Jason do yk where I can get some cocaine

Jason: Why tf do you need cocaine

Tim: I'm a teenage CEO why tf do you think I need cocaine

Jason: Fair enough. But I'm still not selling you cocaine

Tim: Why not? I just want to hang out with the other young finance bros

Jason: Hey dick head, tell your brother I'm not giving him cocaine

Dick: Tim are you okay? do you want to talk about this??

Tim: Uhg I'm fine. You're the one ones who said I should stop drinking coffee

Jason: and you thought this was a good alternative???

Tim: Come on I'll only do a little

Dick: Is this coz we spoiled the ending of wolf of Wallstreet

Tim: Why can't I just have some? You do!

Jason: No I don't

Tim: You're a crime lord

Dick: Yeah isn't it like part of the job

Jason: WHAT NO Stereotype much. I've never even seen cocaine up close

Tim: YOU'RE A CRIME LORD

Jason: Yeah not a drug dealer THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

Tim: I should have known your not cool enough to have drug dealer connections

Jason: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY A FUCK TON OF COCAINE AND DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO RUB IT IN

Dick: Woah woah that's enough both of you. No one in this house is doing drugs. If anyone talks about cocaine again I'll tell Bruce you said you want to start a new crack epidemic. He'll make you sit in at strangers AA meetings and read through old case files of ex dealers and their autopsies. Don't. TEST. me.

Tim: ............

Jason: ............

Tim: Can you sell me meth?

[boabelboo]

this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[bamsara]

bad time, but at least you're not alone

doodles for trod au, later stuff

[sluttyiris]

i want to suck cock so badly. i want to drool all over a big dick and try to get it as far down my throat as possible. im not good at deepthroating so i would gag a lot but hopefully im shown no mercy and forced to choke on it until i pass out.

[teamrocketblood]

giovannis all about that girl power lets be real 🫡

"HECK YEAH HE IS!!"

"we watched, it was nice, there were many moments of questioning if I was high or something, but it was great!"

[lambment]

request: "What do your bishops look like and how does the lamb think of them?"

I haven’t decided (or started) on designs yet. As for my lambs opinion, they process everything through humour, I would say this is their surface level opinion on the bishops. There’s obviously the deeper-seated issues they have w them tho.

[krafterwrites]

You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is

[fluttershyes]

anyway heres wonderwall