#its mainly a joke but still

[nocofamilyau]

A fortunate ending???

HAHA SUCKED IN

APRIL FOOLS!!! don't worry tho, the real final part to this arc will come about in the next few days, this just felt right at this moment.

[toyybox]

Chocolate cake update

pov you're jak. Jamie. Jarkie. Jacie

[skitskatdacat63]

Pope Francis dead??????????????? At least he made it through Easter i guess :/

[cider-est]

yesterday's creation lore just gave me more evidence for my crack theory that qtubbo's actually the code:

-> Seemingly can control the weather. Who else controls the weather??? The code...

->He has a love-hate relantionship with Etoiles. The code literally has had an enemies to lovers arc with Etoiles, he is its arch-nemesis and bestie at the same time

-> He has canonically shape-shifted and stolen someone else's identity, with minimal success (Etoiles). The Pomme, Chayenne and Tallullah codes?? Same fucking thing

->He needs data in order to be revived. HE LITERALLY NEEDS BINARY CODE, 0S AND 1S, YOU SEEIN' THIS SHIT????

That is all (for now) but my case is real solid, and if you're not convinced then clearly you're delusional🙄🙄🙄/j

[v4visms]

[pjlotrhhjeml]

I swear this ship was a joke at first...

[celestialmercurial]

(gonna wake up later on and delete this, but I need to get this off my chest)

I find it worrying that conversations surrounding one's mother tongue have steered more towards shame and mockery, especially when people come out and share their own personal experiences - which requires an empathetic ear, which has been close to non-existent.

This is not to say I agree with those who deliberately distance their children from their home language because there is this inferiority complex they have towards them, separating them from what they call "hoodrats". Not only is that view very reductive, but it mirrors the relationship that society here has with English. That if you are fluent, more opportunities will open. And while that is unfortunately true, it doesn't mean that indigenous languages have to be pushed to the way side. If you have the privilege to, please teach your kids their home language. It unlocks the key to also understanding the beauty culture and dynamics a little more better. Cause contrary to what some may say, the possibility of indigenous languages going extinct is NOT a good thing.

Why do I use the word privilege? Because as mentioned at the beginning of this post, people have their own personal experiences. As somebody who couldn't speak until I was around 5, I had a rather shaky introduction to the power of language and my own voice. Under the advice of a speech therapist, they thought it would be best for me to learn English. And despite this being the language I am fluent in, I find myself still making the most silliest of mistakes, and found myself in a weird dichotomy of tolerating my voice more (cause I ended up getting poked at for how squeaky it is and that I carry an accent) and absolutely despising its imperfections, especially when it comes to pronunciation. That's neither here or there.

Anyways, family, friends and co-workers have been extremely supportive and accommodating, and I am even able to understand what they are saying. I just respond in English. There have been many a case where I want to say something in a different language, but it comes out sounding...wrong. And whilst living in a country that thrives in comedy can make for a good time even in the most difficult situations, the jokes that are made when one tries doesn't bode too well for one's self-esteem.

I know that a bunch of assumptions will arise from this, and I want to make my stance clearer. No, I do not at my big age have a desire to be white.

No, English is not that fundamental of a language to disregard others in its entirety.

No, I am not ashamed of my culture mor the country I live in.

If you see somebody struggling how to pronounce certain words, instead of ridiculing them, help them. Then maybe you two can have a nice ol' laugh about it afterwards.

Its a little heartbreaking when people bring colonization into this conversation. Because while that is a HUGE part of it all, language is not the only thing that is at stake here...

...its the spirit of Ubuntu.

[ace-with--a-mace]

i have been watching american housewife

[kanasn0w]

WRONG BLONDE.

[cherry-sunday]

games you cant experience the same way again>>>>>>>> games you cant experience the same way again<<<<<<<<

[werspinna]

What Chess Piece Represents You? Your Result: Black Rook You are the Black Rook. As a piece that can move inwards and outwards, you're a master of self-reflection. Being the black piece, you hide an inner beast within you. Perhaps you're one to rush headfirst into trouble, was it for a friend's sake? Or your own? Are you the overprotective type? Did you know your grip was that tight around someone's neck? For all your protectiveness and deliberate planning, you can't wash the blood off your hands that easily. *This is kind of hilarious, because Wolf specifically will take part later in her life in the sixth Crusade lead by Friedrich the II to take over Jerusalem peacefully. Its a legend that Friedrich took over Jerusalem from al-Kalim by playing chess and winning against the sultan, which is a nod to Friedrich moving very elegantly politically. In Wolfs case she therefor ended up beeing a chesspiece in that metaphorical chessgame, since she took part  in the crusade specifically not helped by the pope and specifically peacefull and sloved with politics and not battle.

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[catalailas]

me when i've never even glanced outside the children's section of a bookstore

[indiangp]

Looking at Casey fishing pics... And I can usually tell whether a pic was from sea fishing or freshwater fishing before reading where he actually says it's from... I have never even gone fishing... do u guys think I could have autism

[kristiliqua]

[read this after reading the tags because fuck i hit the tag limit LMFAOO]

— and jason (n the bunch) definitely makes fun of him for it because holy shit you absolute tryhard (he copes and seethes every time tim manages to snipe his slow ass dynamo — which is basically every fucking time tim is there . he has to rush tim like a fucking madman in order to actually splat him , and then usually dies right after bc he rushed into their base , tunnelvisioning tim and tim only , as a fucking Dynamo . tldr he calls him a tryhard to cope)

(and do Not get me wrong ; its not as if jason’s a thoughtless or bad player [i hate ppl calling him a brute . like istg he’s smart too] . its just that dynamo vs charger is a horrible matchup for him , as the dynamo . he Does manage to get tim without rushing him sometimes , but he needs coordination with his team distracting tim or smth in order to get the advantage he needs , since theyre both equally skilled pretty much . but a 1v1 is just Hard in this matchup [said by a dynamo And charger main . trust me on this one LMAO] , and he usually just gets sniped in those situations — its either a trade or death for him most of the time . thats not a jason thing ; its a charger vs dynamo thing lol)

golly i’ve been talking abt this too long (esp abt tim and jason when tim is nowhere to be found in the og post LMFAO Uhm .! i just like them . jason n tim are my boys) . in fact im going to yap more bc i feel i havent given dami enough appreciation

jason would totally love rolling damian over while dami’s sharking him . he’d laugh in his face and clip it on his switch , before saving the clip on his phone or smth just in case damian attempts to delete it

see it as a punishment for trying to shark a dynamo as a splatana/octobrush instead of just ,,, outmaneuvering the dynamo . bc both splatana and octobrush have good enough range to easily take down a dynamo (he outmaneuvers a lot too ofc ; he just tests his luck sometimes by sharking around jason , wanting to surprise him lol)

they are a Unit on the same team tho . damian as the faster splatana/octobrush supporting jason’s slower dynamo/stamper (he’d play that too . def didnt start playing it bc it pairs rlly well with [damian’s] splatana ,, no siree ,,,) as they both kill the enemy team with terrifying efficiency . (i’d say they’d be extra good with tim making callouts in comms — bc ofc im still thinking abt tim too istg 😭 — but i also feel like neither of them would listen to him half of the time . and take joy in his misery whenever they lose , ignoring their own misery from losing in favor of making fun of tim and blaming each other for losing [like “if you hadnt died when they started pushing we could have defended successfully , todd !” / “oh MY BAD that i TRADED with their stupid quick-respawning motherfucker and couldnt paint under my feet to get away from their bomb because im a fucking DYNAMO —” (can you tell i definitely main dynamo and have experienced similar situations . WHY is it so FUCKING BAD at PAINTING UNDER YOUR FEET . MY GOD .)])

anyway holy shit thats it im done Fucking Hell . here’s your essay op ! i love the art . it has clearly stirred my love for batfam and splatoon (im sorry LMFAOAO)

is this too niche

[chunkofchange]

if every character in melee had a shine would that be fucked up or what. also some guys gonna be fronting when RIV starts i forgot about that

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

ooohh oops