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#camera talks#genuinely wondering cuz i've heard a few versions and i want to know how other people learned :)#for the record im from new england and learned never eat soggy waffles#sorry if i missed popular sayings or if people just dont say these#i looked things up <3
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Making Bruce the kind of guy to work through his thoughts out loud when he knows hes allowed to. This leads to him rubberducking off of anyone who will let him, including, but not limited to his boys and assorted JL members. He latches on, and suddenly, this is not Bruce's Case, its Our case.
Despite him doing this to anyone that will listen, Clark tends to be the most available victim due to his extreme patience, his investigative skills, and love of listening to people ramble at him <3
#superman#batman#superbat#clark kent#bruce wayne#dc#he has to problem solve soooooooo much; he mustve made it a habit at some point#everyones at least a little entertained by it. sometimes the brain behaves the way it wants to#if he has no one to bother he will resort to traditional methods#which include talking to himself for hours OR talking to a little duckie or bat or toy or whatever little guy is on his console for the day#which is objectively funny and entertaining when you rollback camera footage#but hes always grumpier after an afternoon with no headway#so clark is called in before Bruce gives himself an aneurysm lmao
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my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying
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#quite possibly the funniest still in the entire episode#“he's not that scary” with THREE WHOLE PEOPLE ON THE COUNTER#this is like the funniest episode of gose we've gotten in a while#gose writers understand the series and the medium so much they always know and commit to the funniest bit possible#i could write an essay on the going seventeen horror specials and how the writers subvert/evolve the going original episodes#the exit pass part of the episode was peak btw#i had to cross-reference their outfits + the next few camera angles + voices to figure out who the two crouched in front of jeonghan were#so if that wasn't them. rip.#seventeen#svt#going seventeen#gose#wonwoo#junhui#jeonghan#my art#fanart#art#comic#no watermark it's been 3 months since I've touched this account I forgor#dont repost or dk will start his 5 step donald duck zombie routine and you will not be able to escape.#i also need yall to know. when jun was zombie-talking to the exit pass people. he sounded like an angry bird.
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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out
#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness#and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck#so even that doesn't compare At All#but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first#sergle.txt#i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you#I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'
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BOOK 7 EN UPDATE DAY!!! only good things happen to them ur honor mhm mhm
BONUS: imagine they magically have cameras in that time period
#twisted wonderland#and then i get banished back to work#HAHNSJSJS#lilinor#LILINORVAN#in another universe#theyre all happy and well#no bad things happened idk what ur talking about#lilia vanrouge#disney twisted wonderland#general lilia#meleanor draconia#twst meleanor#levan draconia#raverne draconia#baul zigvolt#book 7 spoilers#book 7 twst#artists on tumblr#tacc0yak1art#twst lilia#baul is already tall but he needs to be TALLER to be the camera man
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smile 4 the camera !
#i like to think this definitely DIDNT take a few years out of me#how did donnie get a camera you may ask? no idea#composition is a tad odd but we ball#we dont talk about the constant art style change ..#tmnt#tmnt 2012#2012 tmnt#tmnt fanart#teenage mutant ninja turtles#fanart#vphews
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remember this little guy?
this is him now
feel old yet?
bonus Sun and Moon reacting to the little guy:
#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#bright colours#funko#sun looks like he has SEEN too much#what have you seen Sun?#he's still smiling but only externally#legit i just put Sun on my laptop so that i would look directly at the camera during a zoom call for work#i'm talking to my coworker? no i'm talking to Sun#also me to Sun after the call#“Sunny you wouldn't BELIEVE the colours on the advertisement they made”#okie i'm gonna run to bed before moonie (and starrie) finds me up at this hour
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find it really interesting how the "butchfemme relationships are heteronormative" crowd are never seen advocating for more butch4butch relationships in media, its only ever said in defense of fem4fem ships... you'd almost think they just have an issue with lesbian masculinity
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fav skz // Seungmin goes a little sexy
#did u have to bite your thumb at the camera in the last shot tho brother#seo changbin#kim seungmin#stray kids#bystay#skz#skzedit#skz gifs#createskz#stray kids gifs#jesskz#he talked about the other members but seungmin was the only one to get the sexy label so lol
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The fact that the cleanliness of one’s home environment affects mental health AND is affected by mental health seems like one of the most bullshit parts of adult life/independent living because ‘there will always be dishes’, etc. and that is true, BUT! what your feverish and depressed mind might struggle to realize is that, by logical extension, cleaning your shit even marginally can give you a +15 boost in energy and stamina after like. six minutes of dedicated effort.
#where’s that post from unfuckyourhabitat all my homies love unfuckyourhabitat#this is both a PSA for my youthful followers and a note to my future self because I’ve been in a bad mood for like two weeks and it’s like#[camera pans to kitchen] ah.#Egg talks
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Paul performing Hey Jude + Let It Be
#paul mccartney#the beatles#beatlesedit#let it be#hey jude#mine#paul#he is only programmed to stare into camera and sing#i'm going to bed now#lets not talk about how long it took to get the clips rights for this#he has genuinely sent me insane at this point#also the difference in these two videos in such a short time period?? paulie :(
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i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw
#camera talks#disability stuff#this is for my chronic migraine girlies (gn) <3#i think we should all get 1 million million dollars everyday actually#this is the worst fucking night of my life (everytime i have migraines) (specifically rn tho)#chronic pain#chronic migraine#migraines#chronically ill#disabled#disclaimer because idk I’ve got a lot of notes on this#I have diagnosed chronic migraines. I used to have them 5-6 times a week#now with medication on a good week I’ll only be affected 2-3 days#on bad weeks it’s much worse#anyways don’t doubt my condition I know what I’m talking about thx
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We never see the PA announcer because he is an ant. Hope this helps <3
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mashblr#mash fanart#hes so small that the camera doesn’t see him…#nobody talks to him#or acknowledges him by name#he needs a friend :(
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What I need of the DPxDC "Bruce confuses Danny for one of his kids and accidentally kinda kidnaps him" is to have Danny's parents go absolute apeshit at someone taking their baby boy! their little guy! the most wonderful, most specialest boy ever!
and now whilst Bruce is just realising what's going on and trying to give Danny back, Jack and Maddie already went through half his rogues gallery looking for who could have taken their son! the villains are in shambles! the GCPD doesn't know if they are supervillains too since they are only targeting OTHER supervillains but anyway they Can Not Restrain Them
Danny sees that and just groans and sinks his head in his hands, defeated, and then hears all the cutesy names they are calling him with and wants to die (again) on the spot "our baby boy! our darling bombon! our little starlight!" (ok, he likes that one), "our sweet, sweet little boy!"
in the end, Danny is reunited with his parents, whom get fined for property damage and attacking cops (it was the cops' fault. acab), and they are hugging Danny and grumbling about the fine ("what did they expect? what parent wouldn't tear down the world for their child?" Jason, looking pointedly at Bruce: "yeah, what kind of AWFUL parent wouldn't?"), but they are understanding enough with Bruce, as it was a mix-up and Danny didn't say anything until later out of awkwardness (they judge his parenting if he cannot recognize he wasn't his kid. no matter that they cannot recognize Phantom as THEIR kid)
they leave, happy and relieved, and Bruce hopes they never really turn to supervillainy
once Jason finds out Maddie beat Joker to half an inch of his life (that clown is hard to kill!), he sneaks into their RV and adopts himself into their home. because i said so
#DPxDC#Danny Phantom#alex talks#DC Comics#Bruce Wayne#Jason Peter Todd#Maddie Fenton#Jack Fenton#Danny Fenton#jazz didn't tell them to stop she was on board#but they kept her from the cameras as she is a minor#good fenton parents
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This angel is trans, lesbian and her name is Wiki
#wiki#angel#trans#gay#lesbian#my art#oc#every image of my lesbians without each other#you can assume the other one is holding the camera#i love girls#art#digital art#sketch#she got a belly and she's not scared to show it#also this is the flower pattern girl i was talking about on the other blog
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#this is directed at us btw
DOCTOR WHO S01E03 Boom
#dwedit#doctor who#usertennant#userteri#userdiana#usertreena#fifteenth doctor#ruby sunday#*#idk how i feel abt the tv theory#in terms of whether or not i think it's true OR whether or not i want it to be true lol#but he is NOT talking to ruby here. he's looking into the camera and he's talking to Us.#have YOU figured it out yet.#it's giving dora the explorer tbh
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