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this is my last straw

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so shocked. absolutely flabbergasted by this information

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choke me daddy

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I've never seen this perspective before and God it's perfect 😭

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so shocked. absolutely flabbergasted by this information

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the remote crisis manager question 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

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not to be parasocial, but we really know them so well, don't we?

I swear I've seen tumblr posts analysing the post-hiatus era in almost these exact words

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Normie interviewers will be like SO are you two fucking as if Dan and Phil would hard launch after 15 years in a random ass interview and we all go ugh invasive questions about their personal lives can ya cool it 🙄 but then Phannies come on the scene asking insane coded questions and making references to their 15 years of work so that they can throw us answers that require a degree in phannieism to decode and we all go yeah that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking rats (affectionate) and it's honestly so beautiful. We are out here playing 4d chess with their relationship status and I'm not sure who's winning.

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so like that’s approximately where dan bites during wrestling every night right

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Another devastating turtle analogy just dropped guys

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BRUH WHAT THE...COULD WE HAVE HAD DAN AND PHIL NUDE CALENDAR

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Dan telling the pre-show audience to shut up and stop to make them listen to the emergency instructions but following it up with CALMLY evacuate and put on a COAT too like that’s MOTHER! you shut your mouth and do as she says and say thank you after!

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📺 ★ dan&phil phanart in the year 2024 (phwenty-phwenty-phour)

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the thing about phil inviting dan up on stage at the boncas is THE running joke of that show was how dan and phil are attached at the hip. jack and conor maynard who were hosting and some of the award presenters all kept making quips about it because the majority of the (oh so many) videos that were nominated were joint content. hell even dan and phil were in on it, phil kept "accidentally" walking out on stage "looking for the bathroom" as part of their setup for the internet is here performance at the end and then dan would walk in after him because lol ex dee of course they're going to piss together

and idk to me that all makes the gesture hit so much harder. everyone spent the entire show going lol dan and phil can't spend a second apart and then phil so painfully earnestly goes actually? yeah. all jokes aside we really are attached at the hip and i love that and i want it to stay that way and it wouldn't feel right to accept this award without dan, so i'd like to share this with him as well

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autumn boys 🍂

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Not the phannie wearing the fetish suit

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PHIL WON CREATOR OF THE YEAR