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lazy saturday 💤

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(~￣▽￣)~

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this is actually very realistically achievable if the amount of phanfics being written plateaus at the current amount of phanfics posted!

(my data includes locked fics though and afaik those ao3 stats don't. i don't think that's really much of a thing in the phandom anyways though)

but yes, I'd encourage everyone who enjoys it to write and post fic! it's so nice to see the ao3 tag be more active again and making this list would be a really cool achievement :3

ATTENTION PHANNIES!

In 2024, we sought to tag #phan and make it onto the trending ships list. We succeeded.

In 2025 I have found us a new goal

We need to get onto the top 100 AO3 ships list guys. The bottom-most ship on the list had 1492 fics posted in 2024. We can absolutely hit these numbers if we want to.

Dan and Phil have encouraged our fics for so many years, they almost read the hat fic on stream, they've written their own fanfiction multiple times. this goal is achievable.

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PHANNIES !! SCENARIO TIME 💥

imagine:

You have a hair clip of some sort for your meet & greet for Dan and Phil to wear. After taking your pictures with them and having the clips returned, you notice that a strand of Dan and/or Phil’s hair is stuck in the clip.

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Phil’s infamous joke

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I have two separate tickets to Terrible Influence at Birmingham Symphony Hall on 22nd of January!

Please get in touch if you’d like them. I’m willing to accept any reasonable price for them. I just don’t want to the seats to be empty!

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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dan in grey sweatpants? oh they fucked in that bus

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missing my girlfriend (amazingphil hasn’t had an upload in 4 months)

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inspired by this i think pastel would look cool!! i think phil really suits the blonde

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this is The funniest timeline

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The song It’s nice to have a friend by Taylor Swift made me think of them 

Also, a certain anniversary is coming up 

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[this] is what it feels like after washing and oiling your hair, moisturizing, wearing cozy matching pajamas, tucked into bed and hydrated from a big glass of water

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🐻🐶

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Oh ☹️

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misty misty misty what's your favorite fruit and ser's too

misty: I'm generally a bit weird with fruits (currently learning to like apples) but I really love berries of all kinds and not to be basic af but sweet, ripe strawberries >>> (ik they're technically nuts but let's not get into that)

ser: That is a very very very hard question…. I really love apples ig! They’re versatile.

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not the first time (1, 2)