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thalassic-p4rk · 1 year ago

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“Women hate me. I am a gift to fish everywhere.”

- Shellington Sea Otter (/hnc)

#octonauts #octonauts fandom #octonauts quotes #headmate quotes #system quotes #truly an incorrect quote #silly brain #coral’s silly little thoughts #octonauts shellington #shellington #i love him sm #hes so silly

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.

Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:

#Tim didn’t get violent Batman. he got cop batman.#I love when Bruce is dark and violent and merciless as batman in Tim’s run truly a source of nourishment #bruce wayne #tim drake #incorrect quotes #dc #dc comics #batman

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damianwaynerocks · 11 months ago

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bernard: tim, i’m so happy, i could kiss you!

tim, panicking: haha! neat!

tim, two hours later: I can't believe I said “neat,” dick. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It's not neat to say neat! you would never say “neat!”

dick: don’t beat yourself up, tim! not everyone can be as suave as me.

jason: didn’t you say “crikey” the first time barbara kissed you?

dick, staring blankly into the distance:

dick: i did say “crikey.”

#it’s so them #truly #damian wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #red robin #robin #red hood #nightwing #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfamily incorrect quotes

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ughmerlin · 7 months ago

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incorrect merlin quotes #11

#merlin #merlinedit #perioddramaedit #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #colin morgan #arthurpendragonns #userbecca #userneve #southfarthing #usersugar #gifs*#incorrect merlin quotes #an update from yours truly

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theghooligan · 1 year ago

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chifuyu to takemitchy every time he comes back to the past:

#chifuyu is sassy as fuck #what do you expect #the way he says baka is truly perfection #and takemitchy and him also share the same brain cell #it bounces back and forth between the pair #chifuyu matsuno #chifuyu x reader #chifuyu smut #chifuyu fluff #mikey x reader #draken x reader #mitsuya x reader #baji x reader #kazutora x reader #tr smut #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers fluff #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes

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ellilyre · 4 months ago

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Agammenon : I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Ajax : I sleep with a spear !

Odysseus : I think I win this one bc I sleep with Diomedes

Odysseus : and also he sleeps with a knife

Odysseus : I know that bc he once woke up from a nightmare and accidentally almost stabbed me in the middle of the night

#is he truly your boyfriend if he never tried to stab you #the iliad #Odysseus #diomedes #odydio #iliad incorrect quote

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tiredcowboyy · 5 months ago

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adding on from my last post, the magic reveal really should have gone like:

Merlin: Im a sorcerer, I have magic, and I use it only for you arthur!

Arthur: what are you talking about no you dont!!

Merlin: please don’t- wait what do you mean no i dont you literally knew this??

Arthur: no I didnt??? How would I have possibly known you have magic??

Merlin: aside from the many obvious times you somehow missed me doing it under your nose, I literally spoke to you in your dream last night? Does that ring any bells? Dream me telling you about morganas plans which you instantly woke up and followed and they turned out to be right? Remember that?

Arthur: well yes but-

Merlin: but?? What could you have possibly thought that was aside from magic? I wasnt even there and I knew what morgana was doing and THEN somehow told you in your dream and you thought what exactly?

Arthur: … well I- i just thought it was a dream?

Merlin: ??? And you just blindly follow everything dream me says???

Arthur: … um… well-

Merlin: Jesus arthur I know youve somehow missed all the other stuff but this??? At this point thats on you

#because arthur not knowing by that point was well and truly on him #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin emrys #merlin bbc #princess morgana #merlin and arthur #sir leon #sir gwaine #incorrect merthur quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin x arthur #tiredcowboyys shenanigans #tiredcowboyys prompt

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possibly-a-table-or-just-gay · 2 months ago

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More hobbit textposts because.

1/2/3/4/5

#you can pry neurodivergent aspec thorin out of my cold dead hands alright #also poor balin. truly mahal's strongest soldier.#thorin oakenshield #balin #bilbo baggins #gandalf #bagginshield #thilbo #thorins company #the hobbit incorrect quotes #the hobbit #demisexual thorin

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lexosaurus · 4 months ago

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Lancer: Can you all please stop trying to provoke each other for the next five minutes so we can get through these notes? Dash: No Tucker: Nope Kwan: Literally impossible Danny: Not happening Lancer: I appreciate the honesty but you still aren't allowed to fight each other in my class Dash: You sure? Lancer: Yeah I'm pretty positive about this one

#incorrect quotes from my classroom #danny phantom #my students are gems truly #but this approach would genuinely only work maybe 5% of the time #for those concerned plz dont be #i am specifically placed with students who pick fights #this is kinda my daily rise and grind #one minute one kid tries to punch another kid and the next minute we're all doing some math problems. it's a fun class

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lonelychicago · 2 years ago

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buck with taylor: want frozen waffles from the fridge?

buck with his parents: i got takeout!

buck when eddie: hey babe! hi, love of my life! 🤩 i perfectioned this lasagna and it took me three tries but i hope you like it, baby! 🥺 eddie, look! bobby gave me his secret ingredient! do you want me to cook it for you? imma cook it for you. i'll be so good and cook for you all the time. 🥰 just— hi, i know how to cook! eddie, eddie! look, i'm cooking for you! 💍😌👨🏼‍🍳

#housewife buck #love is truly stored in the kitchen #the intimacy and the domesticity of cooking a meal for your beloved #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buck x eddie #buddie #911onabc #911 on fox #buddie incorrect quotes #911 incorrect quotes

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thalassic-p4rk · 1 year ago

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the brain was rotting as usual over octonauts during class today and we were about to play a team game we’re super confident in and as i was thinking “explore, rescue, protect!” drew was thinking “aw hell yeah we’re going to fucking destroy them” and so what everyone in headspace heard was “destroy. rescue. protect.” LMAO -sey

OMFG LMAO “DESTROY, FUCK, PROTECT: ✨OCTONAUTS✨” HELP LMFAO IM FUCKING WHEEZING -drew