#todd is an alien

[allymv5]

Odd todd :b (the hand is an ibis template)

Todd is an alien :0

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

[superbat-love]

Tim: Red Hood, this is Red Robin.

Jason: What's up?

Tim: Batman has gone missing. One minute he was investigating the crime scene, and the next minute he’s gone!

Tim: I reviewed the tapes, and I think Superman may have kidnapped him.

Jason: Ah, so this was an alien abduction?

Tim: Jason…

Jason: He's probably being probed right now. I wouldn’t want to interrupt their scientific exploration of each other.

Tim: Jason, I'm being serious!

Jason: Sorry Tim, can’t help you. Paranormal investigation ain't my forte. Try the Green Lantern Corps.

Tim: Jason, I swear to god, if you don’t help me, you're gonna come back to find a serious "upgrade" to your bike!

Jason: Okay, okay, don’t pop a blood vessel. I’ll find the man.

[alienatedartt]

Some analog doodles from this week at school and work!!

(The peter is HUGELY inspired by @erinwantstowrite 's fic Leap of Faith!! Wonderful fic please go read!!)

[the-gt-fairy]

I. I don't have context for this

[camilleflyingrotten]

[girlwonderous]

there’s really something about robin! jason getting the most disappointing versions of heroes that everyone else sees as larger than life paragons

[ceo-of-jennette-de-alger-obelia]

Jason and Danny come from very different places. I wonder how Jason would feel rolling up to his babe's place and seeing him talk to an animated kitchen sponge

[varpusvaras]

Jason gets possessed by an alien. It's a little thing, able to attach itself to Jason without being visible to the outside.

The alien wants to spy on Batman for its masters, and so makes Jason come around more. Jason is trying his best to refuse and fight back and is essentially screaming internally the whole time, but his efforts make him look a little reluctant to accept help at best. But at least this is so uncharacteristic for him, to act like this all of a sudden. Bruce, the Batman, the world's greatest detective, has to notice that something is wrong, right? Right?

But no. Bruce is just so happy that Jason is around more and he's afraid of ruining it by saying something, so he doesn't.

And doesn't it feel nice? To know that his dad still wants him around, after everything? Wouldn't it be so much easier to just let it go and enjoy it all and not fight back?

It's Tim who squints his eyes and goes that's not right when Jason accepts painkillers without a fuss. His Jason would never not be a bitch about it.

[ghost-bxrd]

hi please I need this in my life rev robins tim adopting Jason is amazing I need whatever deets you got skskskisk

Here have some more bullet points! ✨

Instead of tires Jason happens upon a fancy drone Tim had stashed somewhere. He takes advantage of the situation (this kind of fancy tech sells for a thousand bucks at LEAST!), hot wires the thing, and takes off with it. Sadly, Jason misses the tracker so Tim sniffs him out within the hour, thinking Batman’s onto him (who else could have the knowledge to wire HIS advanced tech but Bruce?)

Tim kind of blue screens when he sneaks into Jay’s hideout and finds a malnourished kid nibbling on a piece of stale bread and the drone clutched in one hand

Jason thinks he’s done for when the new crime lord shows up. Like- that guy cut the heads off several people only a few days ago and- oh, oh god, he just stole from a crime lord. Oh no, oh shit-

Tim is still blue screening and thus totally misses that the kid went into fight or flight mode until the drone comes sailing at him and hits him clean in the face.

Jason, in his panic, jumps right out the window (death via fall is better than having his head cut off, or whatever else perverted thing the new crime lord is into)

Tim barely manages to react in time to keep Jason from plummeting several stories, having even more trouble dragging the kid back onto solid ground because the little shit actually tries biting him! (Tim is lowkey impressed)

Jason never stops fighting, managing some solid kicks and punches that Tim’s gonna feel for several days, and keeps spitting at Tim even after he’s finally got him pinned

Tim, after inspecting Jason’s handiwork on the drone and considering the kid’s fighting spirit (not to mention the ill seated realization that Jason might not make it much longer on the streets with how thin he is), knows that the kid is either gonna die or be picked up by Batman (or god forbid, Damian) if he finds out about the kid’s skills. So really, it’s a no brainer what Tim has to do now

Bruce and Damian think they’ll have to do another tally mark in the list of crimes Hood committed, now thinking not even street kids are safe from him

Jason’s not sure he likes this weird arrangement, but Hood turns out to be surprisingly young and doesn’t want him to do any weird crime stuff and actually teaches him things about tech, so… he thinks he’ll stay. For now.

(Tim spends exactly one week around the spitfire that is Jason and decides that, yes, he would kill everyone in Gotham and then himself if anything happened to him. Not that he’s gonna let anybody know that.)

[arkangelo-7]

“Family road trip” but it’s the Batkids and they’re going to Guatemala to stop an alien invasion with their depressed dad’s friends from work.

[science-lings]

regardless of the answer, every single one of them get a moment where they realize that 'oh shit, I sound like my dad'

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

"You shouldn't have done that"

Jason had planned everything. Down to the second hacking into the tower getting his pathetic replacement all alone.

He is gonna rip those colors from him even if it's the last thing he does.

The boy that stole his suit, took his family before his body was even fucking cold.

He walks straight to the lounge where Drake sits no suit or staff in sight maybe if he's nice he will let him run scramble to get a weapon.

All the more fun chasing the little bird.

The pretender hasn't even noticed him this is Batman's new Robin, how weak.

He fires missing drake by a hair can't have his fun end too soon.

Grabbing the boy before he can start getting his footing.

He wants to see the look on his face, the fear knowing the little birdy's wings are being ripped away from him.

Yet.

There's nothing but a cocky smirk all of a sudden it feels off.

It's not the look of a Robin who thinks they are better no this is confident the smirk of a Robin who knows something you don't.

That Batman or even Nightwing are laying in wait that backup's there, but he checked Bruce is being distracted by Black mask.

Then he realizes he can't move a crushing pressure down to his very bones the Replacement now two feet away free how, what's happening, the green slipping in confusion.

"You really shouldn't have done that"

He snarls fighting to try to get free but it's like his body isn't his own footsteps sound from behind him before he sees Superboy.

Who wraps an arm around the pretender.

"Now I don't know who exactly you think you are Red Riding Hood but you have a lot of nerve buddy coming into my tower and trying to hurt my Robin."

He's panicking he didn't plan for this he didn't bring Kryptonite not that he thinks that would do much when he's still frozen, which doesn't even make sense since when is that a Super's power last time he checked Clark couldn't but maybe his death changed a lot.

"Now I think it's time you take a nap and then your Bruce's problem have fun in Arkham I hear the joker's really fun this time of the year Jason"

The replacement cackles.

He hears a hum of agreement from Superboy right as it all goes black.

[alienatedartt]

movie poster for the wonderful Existential Crisis mode by one @luciaintheskyainthi !!

I have been loving this fic so far!! It's been one of my favorites and honestly has been part of the reason I got in to DC !

[laiuoes]

velvet goldmine is genuinely the best movie I’ve ever seen. Maybe I’m a little bit biased as a gay glam-rock-obsessed youth but that shit goes so unbelievably hard. David Bowie is a little bitch for not letting them use his music