#toast shitposts

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

I'm pretty sure this is how impulse #77 went

+ without the sonic rings under the cut

[beetlewastaken]

i hyperfixate on him so hard bro it's not even funny

[duplicitousfate]

Red crown just can't catch a break, no matter which Lamb it stays with.

(Art by @dashing-through-ecto )

[catboy-bride]

could not stop thinking about that one picture and was compelled to draw this

[cervinae-canine]

i feel like most Heavy ships sum up to this:

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact or Repost Please !

[juanarc-thethird]

Could you please make a sequel to the jaune x coco house husband please and thank you

Be My House Husband p2

At the hospital

Coco returned from a mission with her broken arm. It was all thanks to her trying to catch Yatsuhashi. It wasn't one of her best moments.

Nurse: Ok Miss Adel, sit on the bed and one of our specialists will see you soon.

Coco: Thank you.

Nurse: Your welcome.

Coco does as she was instructed and waits. After ten minutes of boredom, someone knocks on the door to notify her of their entry. Coco turns around and her expression changes to joy.

Jaune: *Looking down at the patient's medical clipboard* Good afternoon, my name is Jaune Arc. I'll be his specialist today, Miss… *He looks up in surprise* Adel?

Coco: Hey handsome, how's it going?

She tried to strike a slightly sexy pose, but the movement hurt her broken arm.

Coco: *In pain* Fuck!

Jaune: If I were you, I wouldn't move much.

He places the clipboard on a table, and walks over to examine her arm.

Jaune: I see, your arm is broken and it's also out of place.

Coco: Also add a broken heart. I'm still hurt by your rejection.

She says while dramatizing her sentimental pain like a bad actress.

Jaune: Stop the fooling around, and let me work.

Coco: Oooh~💕 How serious. You look so sexy when you act like that.

Jaune: *Ignores her* Ok this is going to hurt a little, ready?

He takes both ends of the arm and…

Coco: Would it hurt me more than your absence in my bed? ~💕

*CRACK!*

Coco: SON OF A BITCH!!! That hurt.

Jaune: The bone is now in place. *He activates his aura and begins to heal her* Now stay still while I work.

Coco: *Stares at him*

Jaune: What?

Coco: Hm?

Jaune: *Nervous* Why are you looking at me like that?

Coco: Because I love you.

Jaune: *Blushing* I told you to stop. I'm not in the mood for jokes.

Coco: I'm not joking. I mean, how can I not love you? You are brave, humble, you help those in need, and you have a big heart. Falling in love with you was just a matter of time. Please marry me.

Jaune: *Red* O-Ok. You need to stop-!!!!

Coco leaned towards Jaune and kissed him on the lips. Jaune jumps back, surprised at what just happened.

Jaune: *Red* You kissed me!

Coco: I did, did you like it?

Jaune: *He ignores the question while he is flustered* Y-Your arm should heal in a couple of d-d-days.

Coco: Jaune, answer me. Did you like it?

Jaune: I-I have to see other patients. So I-I'll tell the nurse to check on you d-d-during the day, ok?

Coco: Jaune~ Did you like my kiss?

Jaune: I-I-I-I have to go, b-bye!!

Coco: *Smug* He did like it~💕

[axoxo]

hi chat :D

[tangentburd]

Insert illustration of the entire* L&Co. gang sharing their usual tea, snacks and whatever insults of the day with one another. Because that's what found families do anyway, right?

Special thanks to my fellow mods at @teatoastghostszine for having me on board for all the graphics and formatting! I spent way more time and ectoplasm than expected on the page layouts, but it was a riot and I'm super happy with how everything turned out. So I hope you all enjoy the zine too!

👻 The zine is now available as a full PDF and text-only version! Read and download it for free: [ Google Drive ] [ Archive.org ] [ AO3 ]

　

* i say 'entire', but imagine my reaction when i was done with this drawing and realised i'd totally forgotten about the skull in the jar--

🔥🔥［╯💀］╯︵ ┻━━━┻ 🔥🔥

[toastedclownery]

How are we feeling ekt fans

[busterpointisdead]

Team shitposting two

[iceeericeee]

Please, Mr. Sub was my father. Call me Kitten.

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

The S in Superboy stands for (S)denial

[beetlewastaken]

I love him

[duplicitousfate]

Narinder is very gay for one of them Lambs. Which one? Fuck if he knows.

(Art by @dashing-through-ecto )

[gayfraggle]

What if the engineer was called the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴gineer

And what if pyro, instead of being called the pyrotechnics expert, was called the pyro𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴nics expert

And instead of the two of them doing their jobs they dated and, well, let's just say "metal" wouldn't be called "metal" anymore

[omnybus]

Me complaining about the diner's appallingly lackluster breakfast menu