can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm
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this reads like a parody post but i have in fact been getting really into toast lately
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the quintessential teenage experience of finding the sketchiest most unsafe looking rope swing tied to the skinniest branch imaginable over a random body of water and going fuck yeah
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i havent stopped thinking about this tiktok and wanted it on my blog
[VD: A TikTok from @/soupygarbagejuice. It starts with a clip captioned "Biggest Croissant In Malaysia", of a waiter bringing out a large plate with a massive croissant on it out to a woman at a table. Voiceover says "Today I wanted to eat a Croissant–". A man stitches the video, greenscreened over the final frame. Transcript is as follows:
"A few months ago, this was the last TikTok I saw before falling asleep, and I didn't dream about croissants, I didn't dream about her. Every single dream that I had for a while took place in a reality where Billy Joel– one of Billy Joel's greatest hits was called 'The Biggest Croissant in Malaysia'. It just existed, it played on the radio, people would talk about it in the background, 'He played it at The Garden last night'! So at one point I woke up and did my best to recreate exactly what it sounded like in the dreams. [Singing over piano and drums] She ordered the biggest croissant in Malaysia! She ordered the biggest croissant in town, cause Daddy's not around anymore! He's in Singapore, he's in Singapore!"
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Swimming with mama


A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawn
Photograph by Hans Watson
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Not super important, but my AO3 username is no longer Isolation68 and has been changed to Iceee_riceee. Jsyk
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Born as dough, forced to live in a world of clay.
#like#clay takes longer to bake. right?#and at hotter temperatures?#idk it’s been a while since I’ve worked with clay#anyways#clay is wedged and molded and sometimes given pretty designs#and then thrown into the kiln and painted and thrown into the kiln again#but with dough?#it needs to be mixed and folded repeatedly#and once that’s done it needs to rise#and then it can be molded into whatever#but then it needs to rest AGAIN#before it can be put in the oven and bake#I think#what I’m trying to say is#neurotypical people are clay. and neurodivergent are dough#and the clay is like. ‘what’s that? you need to rest and rise? that’s pathetic. get thrown in the fucking kiln like the rest of us are’#and dough isn’t meant to be thrown immediately into a kiln#so it’ll come out lumpy and mishappen and charred#and the clay (which would now be bisque at this stage) acts like it’s the bread’s fault for ‘not being strong enough’#and#uh#yeah#I was baking rolls when I made this#random stuff#random
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I point somewhere to the left and say “Awww he’s so cute ☺️ look at him go!” You look to who I’m pointing at and see a metaphorically sopping wet man with the most literally sopping wet eyes (he just divorced his wife)
#I’m talking about Carlton Lassiter btw#he’s my babygirl#psych#psych 2006#psych USA#psychusa#carlton lassiter#psych posting??? on main??? more likely than you think
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what the fuck
Please, Mr. Sub was my father. Call me Kitten.
#I don’t. remember posting this#granted it HAS been months since it’s been posted#but#what#reblog#toast tries to reblog
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Happy May 20 2025 for no reason other than to celebrate that the date is the same backwards as it is forwards
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“Oh yeah this is totally a Schmeeble Torble film, you can tell by the way the camera does the Hurk Durk action in this and this scene.” What are you saying. Why am I intrigued. Tell me more about how your blorbo-in-real-life directs movies.
Can’t even begin to fathom how people who have a favorite director are able to tell which movie is directed by them. Mind boggling, you guys.
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Can’t even begin to fathom how people who have a favorite director are able to tell which movie is directed by them. Mind boggling, you guys.
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“I would do unspeakable things to them” Oh yeah? Well I would do very speakable things to them. I would take them on a picnic. I’d help them out with grocery shopping. I’d listen to them complain about the world. I’d hold them when they needed to be held.
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Also it’s made me realize how much more bullying that happened to me that I just… Didn’t Identify as such, thanks to me not understanding the fact that people calling me ‘carrot top’ and ‘soulless’ was in fact bullying.
Curious as to how many of us Tumblrinas are aware of what’s happening on TikTok concerning redheads. Because I feel like every other video is about how we (redheads) are now part of the black community, complete with new nicknames (ginga, red velvet, etc.), and honestly? I’m kinda loving it.
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Curious as to how many of us Tumblrinas are aware of what’s happening on TikTok concerning redheads. Because I feel like every other video is about how we (redheads) are now part of the black community, complete with new nicknames (ginga, red velvet, etc.), and honestly? I’m kinda loving it.
#just waiting for someone to ruin it obv#considering. this IS in fact happening on TikTok#but for now I’ll just enjoy being red velvet instead of carrot top#toast tries to talk#TikTok#redheads#redhead
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