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what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

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How people can mistakenly think or just subconsciously feel food works: there are “unhealthy” foods like pizza or fried chicken and “healthy” foods like fruit salad or steamed vegetables. Every time you eat an “unhealthy” food you’ve harmed yourself in some way.

How food actually works: foods contain carbs, proteins, fats, sugars, vitamins, minerals, fiber and/or other nutrients. Your body needs and uses all of them but it would like to have a little of everything every day. If you ate pizza or fried chicken for lunch then that’s probably your fat and protein for the day with extra that your body will make use of in time, so it’s a good idea to make your next meal something different like that fruit salad or steamed veggies. You can have that fatty lunch every single day if you just maintain balance and stay active enough to actually use what you’re stocking up on because foods aren’t “good or bad;” they just either fit into the rest of your diet and lifestyle or they don’t.

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Desert Song

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A request by @toastedclownery here's my version of huitzilopolchtli

He's one of the few gods i got to design by myself and has had a lot of changes since 2022 here are a few cool details from the later updated

Knowing the bast of dangerous animals that live in México it will never not be funny the fact that the aztecs saw this little thing:

And procceded to make him the most important deity on their pantheon

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*cutely makes Tezcatlipoca a robot so it's less suspicious for smoke to start emanating from him*

*cutely makes Tonatiuh and Tlaltecuhtli also robots so it's less weird for them to be after the fuel that powers them instead of actual literal blood*

*cutely makes Tlaloc a walrus so it's less weird for him to have giant teeth poking out of his mouth*

*cutely creates an in-universe skeleton species to make Mictlantecuhtli fit in* <- *cutely decides to make the bones of the fifth era also a character*

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How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

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YOU HAVE BEEN ITZTLACOLIUHQUI'ED

Tag your friend to totally render judgement upon them and sweep them of their sins as they freeze away in the winter and become reborn anew like the spring!!!

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wishing spiders a successful strike, may they get everything they want

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wooly be wildin

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I will not apologize for my actions

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"if you dont ask the answer is always no" yeah but what if the answer is no plus they think im weird for asking. did you ever consider that in ur stupid fucking philosophy

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peem poom

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A quick skecth of tez being in a good mood

Yeah, good mood

For those whi

For those who follow me and don't know much about prehispanic culture are curious about the missing leg this image explains it better than a thousand codexes

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QUE DIUUS JO TAMBE

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It IS something only celebrated in Spain. The artist of this piece is Catalan

Are you Catalan? 👁️👁️

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