#this woman is a menace

[spookyboywhump]

Hi, how are you doing?

Vanessa for the ask game.

🎒 If your OC had to pick three things of all their belongings to keep, which would they chose?

Please and thank you!

Hello! I’m doing well :D! I hope you’re doing alright as well!

Vanessa is similar to Nicholas where so many of her material items can easily be replaced, she doesn’t have a lot that she has sentimental attachment to. She would however, have to keep two of her knives (the one designated for Clement and the one designated for Zander), as well as Zander’s collar from her that he only gets when he goes over there :)

[thelovelesslesbian]

taylor performing anti hero at the 1975 concert could only be topped if she had performed question instead

[strigistricken]

"Well, of all the petty crimes I've committed over my life, I can safely say that identity theft is not one of them."

"I've just made up all new ones! It's a lot more practical, really- nobody out there'll contest your existence, you can get into circles you wouldn't otherwise, and if you get in hot water, just make that identity disappear! Identity forgery'll keep you safely out of reach of the law, or my name isn't Marilyn Rosenstein!"

[may12324]

Juniper and Earwig the knight.

Got some new fairy ocs to play with it's toxic yuri, its forbidden magic girly, its honor-bound knight conflict. It's Guard and Princess. All my current favourite juicy things. (f/f)

[were-wolverine]

*introducing Grayson to the og JL (they don’t know bruce’s identity yet)*

bruce: this is my ward, robin

robin!dick: hi!!

clark: …batman, how old is robin?

dick: i’m ten! :D

diana: *frowns in concern*

bruce: …he would’ve went out on his own if I didn’t train him

clark: i’m not sure i believe that…

dick: no he’s right! i did actually go out on my own before he offered to let me work alongside him

diana, impressed: you patrolled the streets of Gotham on your own?

dick: mhm! at night, too!

clark, horrified: …i need to sit down.

[butchsaint]

it’s actually sick and twisted that harrowhark nonagesimus isn’t the most famous fictional character in the world. no one has ever had the same amount of creepy lesbian swag and no one ever will

[somepinkthing]

tim and damian are the exact same level of annoying-know-it-all.

Tim is definitely an 🤓umactually type BUT he can concede a point once proven wrong.

Damian is far less likely to 🤓👆 BUT he has a big ol' superiority complex and would rather start a physical fight than concede a point.

Together, they r a whole menace. The most annoying entity in your college class. Truly powerful stuff. They can clear a room just by holding a civil (well they think it's civil) conversation.

[spiders-in-the-city]

justice league babysitting

[foldingfittedsheets]

My mom has this awful friend, Cynthia. My loathing goes deep enough that I’m not even going to change her name. If she ever finds this she knows what she did.

On multiple occasions my mom asked this horrible irresponsible chicken brained woman to watch after our animals while we were away. I don’t know why once wasn’t enough, because the first failure was so spectacular that anyone in their right mind would know she couldn’t be trusted with any level of responsibility or direction following.

You might be thinking to yourself, FFS, this level of antipathy is surely unwarranted! But you’d be wrong.

To set the scene, we were living in downstairs of our house when I was about fifteen. My mom has always wanted more animals than can reasonably be kept indoors which is how we ended up with three cats. When she wanted to kick them all outside I protested, and so all three cats lived in my bedroom with no access to the rest of the house.

That really wasn’t great, so in an attempt to give them options we made a window cutout with a cat door in it to give them access to the outdoors. Looking back on this as an environmentally conscious adult it’s wretched, cats should be indoor only, but at the time I was desperate to give them some freedom because one bedroom is too small for three cats.

So my parents and I went on a week long trip to visit family out of state. We told Cynthia to come feed and water the cats, and to scoop the litter box. Most importantly, don’t lock the handle of the door, because we only have the key to the deadbolt.

I’m sure you can see where this is going.

Cynthia locked us out. We arrived home after 12 hours on the road, desperate for the comfort of our own beds. We were met with an unyielding door. With a sigh I volunteered, “I can punch in the cat door and climb in the window.”

I slipped behind the bamboo outside my window and pushed in the cutout. A horrible insidious reek wafted out at me. I paused, prickling with foreboding. But I had a job to do, and by god I’d see it through. I hefted myself up into the window and my hand immediately landed in something wet.

Skin crawling, I pulled myself up and surveyed the darkened room as a miserable odor of decay and suffering poured out of the room around me. I could see dark shapes littering the carpet and it didn’t take a genius to guess that the cats had taken up hunting in a big way during my absence.

I pulled my hand out of the pile of vomit it had landed in and dropped into my onetime bedroom turned now into a hellpit of decomposing wretchedness. I turned on the light. I wished I had not turned on the light.

My eyes scanned across the floor, tallying as they went. Two dead birds, a dead baby rabbit, five dead mice, and one dead snake. I paused on my alarm clock, perplexed to see a stain of white on it. I stepped closer and saw a furtive movement.

The tally suddenly contained also: one live bird that had shit in several places, probably in pure terror to find itself trapped in a room littered with decomposing woodland creatures, which honestly, fair. I coaxed it out the window and finished the survey with five discrete piles of vomit.

I unlocked the door and let my parents in. They exclaimed in disgust at the horrible smell. We stood together in my doorway floored by the magnitude of neglect. The unscooped litter box was a subtle footnote in the tangible reek my living space. I disposed of the parade of ecological disaster, cleaned vomit, and scooped the box after a brutally long day on the road. The cats were fine, and happy to see me. They had a huge dish or food and water so Cynthia’s neglect at least hadn’t harmed them.

Then I slept on the couch while my bedroom aired out, the windows flung wide to dispel the uneasy ghosts of the hunted. I spent the whole night cursing Cynthia’s name for this evil she’d visited upon me. When my mom asked her, "Cynthia, didn't you see the dead animals?"

Cynthia responded, "Yes, they smelled so bad, I just ran in and out as fast as I could." I fully don't believe she did any caretaking, and I'm personally of the opinion that she locked herself out on the first day and never came back.

The next day my room had returned to a habitable level of smellscape and I gratefully crawled into my bed that night. I stretched out and froze as my foot brushed something cold and wet?

The final indignity: one last dead snake, inside my very sheets.

Fucking Cynthia.

[timmydraker]

Tim who will love nothing more than to help a certain feline themed burglar nick a few expensive items.

Tim who goes to galas only to figure out which politician or inheritance rich asshole he’s going to use to donate some hacked money to charities.

The Mayer is super racist? All look, over a million dollars just got donated to the Black Lives Matter movement!

A owner of a big hospital over-charges and under-pays staff? All look, his bank account suddenly got emptied and all the money has gone to every other hospital in the city!

Cat Woman somehow always knows about rare artworks and expensive jewlery even if it sonyo jsut come into some rich dudes house? Wonder how that happened…

Batman knows full well it’s Tim, but try as he might to get his son to maybe stop oissing off a bunch of rich guys as Red Robin, Tim won’t budge.

It’s when he sees Tim and Selina shopping together in their literal suits that he gives up.

[grimmcheems]

Toxic Yuri hrs ❤️

Asljdnasljfnesljnfsrlkngrlekgnrelgkmgr. I miss Madam Red so much.😔😢that and Grell was always so slay to me, my delulu queen when I was a preteen bc she was rly out here obsessing over Sebastian, Will, and mother Red. Anyways I wished they kept Red so bad, I have not read a single chap of manga but now I’m going to have to.

I’ve had spoilers about it for yrs and after watching the public school arc I rly think she would’ve been such a big help to Ciel, not just physically but emotionally as well. Which is why I drew him a bit silly obsessive in this bc with her being the only female family figure left in his life I’m sure he’d be protective over her had she not committed crimes.

As for their dress color schemes I associate the colors their wearing as a representation of the men they know they can’t have (Vincent and Will) also I rly just wanted them to wear something other than red bc there’s already so much😅 she looks so good in blue 😩

I watched the public school arc in one day and loved it😭 I rly did not expect to bc the character designs for the most part were very generic but it was actually good and silly. I’ll have to make an art for that later when I’m free again.

Anyways, you cannot convince me these two were not in love at some point, I’m sad things had to end the way they did between them and plan on making an art in reference to that bc angsty Grell would be so interesting to draw since we don’t rly see her be that remorseful, at least not from what I can remember.

[benk52]

Everything is under control

[evilkaeya]

btw dazai is a good driver he just chooses not to be

[hijinxinprogress]

Tim is not allowed to handle or be near beverages that are intended for anyone other than himself bc he has nearly murdered every member of yj

And every member of yj refers to this as the time Tim tried to assassinate them

once Cassie said she was thirsty so Tim tossed her his thermos and after a sip she fucking collapsed from like 300 ft in the air and almost got decapitated so then when the jl had encountered an evil alternate Wonder Woman and Batman used the compound on the alternate WW bc he thought it was an Amazonian poison but it just made her stronger 

Bart had a single cup he was smelling colors for a week and this is after he woke up in the medbay bc his heart was beating too fast for a speedster which Bart gives tim shit for bc the reverse flash used the compound against Barry & Wally a week later and then immediately after that it became part of Batman’s speedster contingency

Anita lost control of her magic while undercover bc Tim had taken her thermos containing a potion and left her his thermos which lead to her almost being murdered by their target so Anita had tim change his name to red energy for a week and everyone thought Anita had gotten a sidekick (Anita bet that Tim would fuck up her cover bc he was very verbal about the decision to have Anita go under cover instead of him)

Greta drank out of Tim’s thermos and fucking glitched out of sight, they found her 4 hrs later below the Bermuda Triangle however prior to ending up there she’d cleared out 3 casinos and scared a group of college students into believing a malevolent spirit was haunting them

Cissie had taken Tim’s thermos in response to a sarcastic remark and woke up in a demolished cave with footage of her hunting hal being covered by every news station. Hal refused to be sent on missions with cissie, complained to hr repeatedly, and played up being afraid of cissie in front of the media for months

Kon’s body treated Tim’s concoction like he’s been infected with kryptonite and yj had barely gotten him to the medbay before he went into a coma and his nervous system started shutting down. Bart took a sample from the thermos for the next time Superman tried to lecture them

Tim’s hopped up on his concerning concoction of bang energy, monster, red bull, five hour energy, C4, rockstar, an adrenaline compound that he shouldn’t have access to, and at least 3 zesti’s so he’s half paying attention when Bart asks to have some of his drink and completely forgetting what happened last time

Kon: what is that?!

Bart, shrugging: coffee?? Idk man

Cassie: from where

Bart, confused: I took it from Tim? Why?

Anita, exasperated: Cissie

Cissie, aiming her bow: yeah already on it 

Bart: …😔

Bart: WHY??

Kon: You know why!

[forsapphics]

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