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mythalism · 3 months ago

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solas: uwuuu you disrupted my ritual and trapped me!!! now im stuck here and it’s all your fault wahhh poor little old me stuck in the fade in a prison that i designed myself within my realm that i created where im supremely powerful and can “casually reshape reality” with a thought and i have an anchor that lets me open rifts physically in and out of here BUT NOW IM TRAPPED!!!!! 🥺🥺😣😣😰😰

meanwhile solas:

#people keep getting defensive of him on my other post about this as if they are interpreting me saying this as criticism????#which is cray bc I adore this man #i literally love that he is an untrustworthy manipulative cunning brilliant strategist and trickster #BUT NO MATTER HOW SOFT AND ROMANTIC WE HAVE SEEN HIM BE #WE HAVE TO REMEMBER #HE IS STILL AN UNTRUSTWORTHY MANIPULATIVE CUNNING TRICKSTER STRATEGIST #WHO EFFORTLESSLY WON 4D MIND CHESS WITH A QUNARI SUPER SPY #personally i cannot wait to be bamboozled by him #anyway this was prompted by listening to the podcast #where he is also being suspiciously incompetent with magic rituals in a way that just does not make sense….#idk what he’s up to but i know he’s up to something #corseque has a lot of great posts on trickster mythology and why we should be suspicious of him being trapped #highly recommend #anyway I’m watching ur ass solas….#solas #da:v #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #solas dragon age #dragon age the veilguard spoilers #dav spoilers #da:v spoilers

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akilahia · 3 months ago

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Welcome back D'arce Cataliss

#fear and hunger #d’arce #d’arce cataliss #d’arce fear and hunger #f&h #funger #chappell roan #D'arce #d'arce cataliss #I think Chappell should have won every award after that performance tbh

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philyuri · 3 months ago

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being a phannie is about winning the rpf lottery at the cost of your mental health

#dnp #dan and phil #phan #like we quite literally won the rpf lottery. well done us. bang on with that one. but JESUS CHRIST at what cost.#rpf is bad not because it's immoral or whatever but because when youre correct you end up with heart palpitations #someone should have told me about the rpf side effects this shit feels worse than smoking

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wigglebox · 2 months ago

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Supernatural September - Day 4 | Glitch

Canonically, Dean never said Cas’ name after the fake phone call in 15.19. Canonically, while Bobby said Cas “Helped” revamp Heaven into a Heaven that Dean “deserved,” Cas never showed up. Canonically, Dean left that heaven, which contained his family, to go “find family.”

There is a glitch that is Cas-shaped, and Dean knows it.

#spnsept24 #dean Winchester #castiel #spnfanart #Destiel art #spn art #wiggleart #this is a little thingy that speaks to at least my personal flavor of chuck won #where I don’t believe cas was ever in heaven #and the heaven that dean deserved as Bobby puts it #was actually a prison chuck threw dean in with no cas on purpose #bc cas exists outside of chucks narrative #and having those two near each other threatens chucks livelihood #dean never says cas after that phone calls in 1519 #and cas never shows up in heaven #‘but misha said’ no doesn’t matter. Misha also to #told me that jimmy was supposed to be at the bar dressed as cas #which makes sense. cas should still be in the empty. there’s no reason why he should be out #and Dean isn’t even in heaven anymore as per the Winchesters #heaven contained his dead family at least and Bobby and supposedly Jack but yet he still leaves #in pursuit of finding his family #there’s just one family member unaccounted for [not counting Sam who just isn’t there uet]

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dotts-inkings · 3 months ago

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YOU KNOW WHO TO VOTE FOR !! (ignore the ex-vice candidate he's takin a snooze)

anyway this is some propaganda for @the-quackity-competition go check em out! I'm having so much fun and ibispaint is crying rn from the amount of sketch ideas in my Q-event canvas

#pumpkinduo #cquackity #cschlatt #swag2020 #schlatt2020 #dott does the draw #manberg #oh and I suppose I should also have #cgeorge #WE WOULD HAVE WON IF GEORGE HADNT SLEPT THROUGH THE FUCKING ELECTION

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weewoow-20706030 · 2 years ago

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Bruce is the only member of the batfam that has no tolerance for spice. Dick grew up in a travelling circus, he has had food from all over the world. Jason grew up on the street, he ate what he could get. Tim's parents went all around the world, and had food and recipes from all around the world, whenever they were home Janet would make exotic meals. Damian grew up with Talia, he grew up on middle eastern food. But Bruce? He grew up on Alfred's British ass cooking, he thinks pepper has 'a little kick'.

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geriatricfunkyman · 2 years ago

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with all the media shitstorm of käärijä vs. loreen can we acknowledge how supportive loreen is being towards käärijä? a swedish reporter kept trying to bait her to talk shit by asking how bad it must’ve felt to hear “cha cha cha” from the crowd every time sweden got 12 points and loreen kept answering with nothing but praise for käärijä’s performance. i’m pretty sure that if the artists have their shit sorted out between them that the public should too.

#am i still convinced that finnland should have won? yes. will i shit on loreen for that? no.#but for both sides (whatever that means) to talk shit about eachother is just nasty #käärijä #loreen #eurovision #cha cha cha #esc2023 #esc 2023 #sweden #finland

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caribbean1989 · 7 months ago

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Baby Lasagna performing Rim Tim Tagi Dim at Eurovision Song Contest 2024 Final

All my Baby Lasagna related posts have been moved to my new Baby Lasagna sideblog 😉

#he should have won😔#baby lasagna #marko purisic #esc 2024 #eurovision #eurovision 2024 #sarahspostsbabylasagna #flashing gif #tw flashing

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jadewritesficshere · 5 months ago

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Thinking about Eddie Munson who was complaining to the rest of the band about his shoulders and neck hurting post show. One of them convinces him to go for a massage.

Eddie shows up day of and is told to strip to level of comfort and get under the sheets laying on his back, his masseuse will knock before coming in. Eddie has not an ounce of care or shame, strips completely naked. Scars and tattoos on full display. He climbs between the sheets and waits. After knocking and hearing a "come in", his masseuse enters and-

The most handsome man he's ever seen walks in. A bit of stubble on his defined jaw, soft pale lips Eddie wants to kiss, big brown eyes Eddie wants to get lost in, slutty little waist and an ass Eddie could-

He introduces himself as Steve. Verifies where Eddie had said his tension was on the form he hastily filled out. Then it starts.

And maybe, maybe, Eddie is a bit touch starved. He could have anyone he wants, but they don't want him just his fame. Pushes them all away. Only gets close to his band, but they all are busy and have their own people outside of work.

And Steve is just touching him. Rubbing smooth circles into his temple, down his cheekbones towards his jaw. Pressing on parts of Eddie's face he didn't even realize were tense. It's relaxing.

And Eddie regrets not leaving at least his boxers on to help hide that he's becoming hard. Kind of embarrassing, which makes his dick harder- which, that's a lot to unpack right now-

"Hey, relax man," Steve says, laying a gentle hand on his shoulder. Eddie can see Steve's eyes dart towards the obvious situation," It's natural. Happens to the best of us." "Does it happen to you?" Eddie blurts out. Eddie wants to shove his face in one of these soft plush pillows and scream, but Steve just snorts a laugh and shakes his head at him. Doesn't even respond as he continues the massage.

Eddie tries to hold back his groans as Steve turns his head to the side and rubs his neck into his shoulders. He can feel the tension leave his body slowly. Feel the knots in his muscles release.

Eddie can't, however, hold back the noise he makes when Steve grabs a hold of his hair and tugs it. Eddie's eyes pop open and he stares into Steve's face, who has started blushing. Steve just clears his throat and let's Eddie's hair go before continuing the massage.

#Steve was just moving his hair and the intrusive thought won over and yanked Eddie's hair towards him #Eddie is waxing poetic in his head has already written a minimum of 3 songs about Steve and is now going to have Steve star in every fantas #Lol yall aren't gonna believe this i paused when typing 'Eddie is' and the suggested was to put 'Eddie is a gay disaster' asdhfdlsl #Anyways this was totally NOT inspired by me getting a massage (I've had many in the past) and this random masseuse grabbed all of my hair i #Their hand and then tugged it towards themselves which...has never happened before and I almost moaned so uh found something out about me #I was just like “OH???oh!” And then proceeded to melt into the table #That wasn't even the wildest massage experience I had...I've had a few which is why I know I should only stick with one person #Because I trust that masseuse but instead I was like “well let me try the stones they don't offer here” and went elsewhere #ANYWAYS I could see this happening to Eddie and went oh yeah...didn't mean to ramble but here ya go #Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson #Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington #Steddie #Steddie drabble #Jade is Talking

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heyclickadee · 1 year ago

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Okay, this headline is killing me.

Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.

#star wars #yoda: a recommendation for an obgyn to Padme we should send #mace: Padme’s smart I’m sure she’s got it covered #yoda: yes worry about that after the war is won we shall #*revenge of the sith happens*#plot twist: Padme had gone to an obgyn and was taking care #of any potential issues #and then just didn’t have a chance #to tell anyone #dId MaCe and YoDa KnOw?#yes of course they did Anakin is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull

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maximura · 6 months ago

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#peaky blinders #tommy shelby #cillian murphy #thomas shelby #so can you tell i've been really into this again lately #yes #non kpop #to this day #i cannot believe we ever got this #perfect lightning in a bottle #a talented and charismatic and mesmerising actor #and a good show behind him #and steven knight writing #and perfect (iconic) aesthetics #and excellent sound design #cillian should have won so many awards for tommy shelby imo

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ionlydrinkhotwater · 7 months ago

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OK but I really love how unhinged Neil comes off in other people's POV cause looking back at the first three novels he was so damn weird

Take what happened in Colombia

Imagine what Andrew was thinking

Holy crap this binder WTF?!?! OK he's sus as hell I've gotta test him, I'm gonna mess with the tags when I refold his clothes but like...I doubt even he's THAT crazy

*Neil barges in and starts shouting in FRENCH*

OK so he IS that crazy (and French?!)

OK I'm gonna spike his drink and get some answers in a minute just gonna leave him with Aaron and Nicky for a sec while I satisfy my Gay panic this runaway has inspired in me with Roland and then I'll just...WTF DID HE JUST PAY A GUY TO KNOCK HIM OUT?!

OK I'm gonna pick up some breakfast and when I get back to the house I can interrogate the....OK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS DUBIOUS TWINK CRAWLED OUT OF THE BATHROOM WINDOW?!

OK so he's not around let's get back to Palmetto he probably got a ride from one of the upperclassmen

OK he didn't...did he run away? I guess that makes some sens... OK wait he HITCHHIKED?! THE FUCK?!

OK THIS ASSHOLE SPEAKS GERMAN TOO?!

OK he's on the run from the mob...there are a lot of holes in this story but at this point I'm gonna take his word for it that he's isn't a danger to my people cause I don't have the energy to continue to pursue this anymore. This fucking guy is more unhinged than what I was prepared to deal with this weekend.

#aftg #all for the game #tsc #the sunshine court #neil josten #andrew minyard #andrew was more tired than Neil was after that weekend 🤣#you won the batttle kind of andrew but neil won that war #not to shade nicky and aaron but wingus and dingus were not the ones you should have left neil with TWICE #also its cracker dust not truth serum it was a weird plan to start with and nicky and aaron were more high and more drunk than neil was #they were not the ones who should have been left in charge #also by letting neil out of sight for all those hours he hitchhiked let him come up with a plausible lie #that held up until BALTIMORE #like my dude you had the binder you should have hid it and threatened to burn a page wverytime neil lied #cause if the money was from riko paying neil to be a mole he would NOT want it burned #and what hes gonna go to the cops about his ill gotten cash and fake ids? you could have had him andrew #ps i imagine neil saying all of this to Andrew when that first time in Colombia is ever brought up #just critiquing his methods #andrew isnt one for regret but neil picking holes in his plan and pointing out what HE would have done makes him feel pretty damn close #he probably finds it annoyingly attractive too tho

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unriding · 10 days ago

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me n moze say good morning to the world !!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

art by @rabbbitseason of course <3

#🐦‍⬛🐕 .#<-#hehe i took inspo from kai’s rb of my mb:>#MY FIRST MOEVIE COMM #this is queued #im asleep (at least i should be by the time this is posted) but it’s a mystery as to how i will fall asleep knowing i would have to #close my eyes and not actively stare at this for the rest of my life #full factory reset i really don’t know what i would even say to this 🥹 im just #things i would do for bitti : anything! i cannot think of something i wouldn’t do for her #i gave her the most cursed ref known to mankind and she came up with this im so 🥹 thank you so much … your art blows me away every time ….#i may pass out seeing him in your style … the way you did his hands and he’s so big #this is me -> ໒꒰ྀི o̴̶̷̤ ̯o̴̶̷̤ ꒱ྀི১ at this HSJDNCN aaaaaa 🥹#i will also state the very obvious and say that bitti is such a pleasure to work with ajsnxnkck ….. please im on my knees #when i saw this- my stomach literally flipped inside out and my ears were ringing .. and my heart was beating a million beats per second #if bitti’s comms were open for eternity & i won the lottery- i would commission so many mozes ….. the world would be full of bitti’s mozes.#^ though that sounds terrible for bitti … im so sorry #i swear that won’t happen i would never do that to you #he is sooooo yum in your style (severe & outrageous understatement)#but what i can do is stare at this all day #THANK YOU BITTI UEUEJJSJS 🥹🥹🥹 I HOPE UR PILLOWS R ALWAYS COLD !!!#not even aventurine’s shield can protect me from the 100000000 damage i took from this /pos #such a shield doesn’t exist in the hsr realm or the real world !!!#evie.ss #IM KIND OF ANGRY THAT I KNOW THERES NOTHING I CAN SAY TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL !!!!! WHAT COULD I SAY >:#WHAT AN ODD FEELING WHERE I AM reduced to my knees but from positive emotions alone …#im so dizzy /pos let me stop here this is already so long omg 🥹#edit: dude /gn my screen time is gonna skyrocket because im still staring with such a dopey smile on my face ahsndnxkc gosh im happy :’) th #thank you so much bitti …. this means so much to me #i literally can not put into words how much this has made my entire year :’)) im so soft im so happy

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whilomm · 6 months ago

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oh okay heres one:

"sleepaway camp"= you go there for at least a few days, a week, sometimes several weeks, and sleep there, as opposed to a """camp""" where you go for the day and your parents or whoever picks you up afterward (those arent really camps, but like. idk when i went to "space camp" it was a weeklong but not sleepaway). in the U.S. at least, the typical image of a sleepaway camp involves staying in cabins, dunno how common it is/what it looks like in other countries.

for the first few i just mean like. not necessarily a stealth church camp, just like. idk, a camp where theres also an Assumption Of Christianity and just general vibes without being actually church camp. So, there might not be daily services and jesusy dedicatwd activities, but maybe theres still a prayer said over meals and shit. Which i assume might exist...

(oh and @reblogforsamplesize if u wanna)