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heyclickadee · 1 year ago

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Okay, this headline is killing me.

Of course they knew. It was the worst kept secret in the order. The council talked about it during their caf breaks, I’m sure. They just let Anakin think he’d fooled them. Mace and Yoda probably had a running bet on how long it would take Anakin to realize that they knew. Most of the 501st knew. Everyone knew. Why is this a headline. I’m dying. This has killed me. Send necromancers. I’m dead and posting this from beyond the grave.

#star wars #yoda: a recommendation for an obgyn to Padme we should send #mace: Padme’s smart I’m sure she’s got it covered #yoda: yes worry about that after the war is won we shall #*revenge of the sith happens*#plot twist: Padme had gone to an obgyn and was taking care #of any potential issues #and then just didn’t have a chance #to tell anyone #dId MaCe and YoDa KnOw?#yes of course they did Anakin is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull

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wolfer13579 · 1 year ago

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No, not Mace and Yoda, the whole Jedi Council had a betting pool on when Anakin would realize.

Okay, this headline is killing me.

#star wars #yoda: a recommendation for an obgyn to padme we should send #mace: padme’s smart i’m sure she’s got it covered #yoda: yes worry about that after the war is won we shall #*revenge of the sith happens*#plot twist: padme had gone to an obgyn and was taking care #and then just didn’t have a chance #to tell anyone #did mace and yoda know?#yes of course they did anakin is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the skull #so did everyone else

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