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dan and phil calling each other girlfriends on main happy new year to tumblr user philyuri
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dan not wanting to say kanye is his fave musical artist so saying radiohead instead... who's gonna tell him about thom yorke's zionist ass 😭😭
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starting a conspiracy pheory that dan got a perm around the new year (visible in that insta story selfie), making his hair curlier than it had ever been, but it didn't take for some reason and this is why at the birmingham show his hair looked wavy like usual
#dnp#phan#daniel howell#like i simply do not believe any amount of hair routine would make his hair this curly. it has NEVER been this curly by a significant margin#remember how he was like. pissed at phil making a mess in the shower#and phil was all ooh i have different shampoos!! for his platinum#yeah i refuse to believe dan is doing the bowl method or whatever. and his hair is too short for coiling to really work to such an extent#him mismanaging a perm is just way more realistic in my eyes#dan and phil
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#people wondering if he got a curly hair routine meanwhile im wondering if he got a perm#he has NEVER had curls this tight by like. a good margin. im betting on a perm#tight AND consistent? yeah i just dont think any routine on short hair is gonna do that much#source my own short curly hair
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I've been seeing Phil get hate recently and girls saying Dan is better...
“Dan tops!”
“Dan is more adorable than Phil!”
“Phil is just too innocent!”
“But Dan is just cuter and hotter than him!”
“Dan would be fine without Phil. He has more subs, anyways.”
But there’s one thing ‘dangirls’ forget.
This man is the leader of the phil lester defense squad.
#the wildest thing is that bottoming being treated as derogatory isnt even crazy thats just how some people for real think#well it IS crazy but it's you know wide phenomenon of homophobia etc etc#what a time 2015 was.
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when was this phan post made? poll 7
try and guess the era that this d&p post was made in! my definitions of the era cutoffs are here. previous polls are here and poll answers are here! good luck!! :)
let me know if you want to be tagged in the reveal 💞
#betting on hiatus bc this is giving editing zone. but to be fair the heart eyes ref could very well make it both older OR more recent LMAO#the epic highs and only highs of phannie posting
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what do you mean we're all doomed is the fourth highest rated comedy special of 2024 on letterboxd
#sorry it's very funny to see the notes from people who didnt reblog this from me thus didnt see my tags where i say i rated it 3 stars#and that i think this is crazy (in a kinda negative way) 😭😭😭#listen im very proud of him but he is not a better comedian than acaster or tomlinson let's be honest for a second there#even comparing first special to first special - hank green should objectively be higher than him 😭😭😭#one of them workshopped the special with an audience and a bunch of shows and advice from other comedians#one of them wrote a show and performed it as is#and it shows!!! that's all im saying#in a world where dan spent two months doing comedy clubs without his own audience in the seats wad would be funnier#i would genuinely love to see him do stand up and commit to the constant rewriting and workshopping#but because every dnp show is also like this he relies on set elements and controlled interactive moments#which sets the show in place before it ever starts touring#it has no room to breathe or evolve. he can't take out slow parts of the show that don't get laughs#it's also made with the subconscious expectation that you'll know who he is#comparing it to hecklers welcome where it IS a career retrospective but acaster also knows his shit#so there are a couple jokes that make refs to his previous specials but still read as jokes without the context#when he says his attitude to heckling ruined the vibe and made it hard to transition to jokes about apricots for example#reads as an absurd hyperbole if you don't know him. but if you've seen repertoire you know he's just accurately describing one of his jokes#anyways. as i said in my lb review send dan to whack comedy clubs to an audience of 15 people who dont give a fuck#that's the comedy way!!
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what do you mean we're all doomed is the fourth highest rated comedy special of 2024 on letterboxd
#dnp#dan and phil#we're all doomed#dan howell#not to be a hater but as a james acaster superfan and a person who did rate wad 3 stars (sorry) this is crazy to me#good luck to people who are going to check it out without knowing who dan is at all. i guess. lmao
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#such a funny post to get worked up over#guys is it sexualization to imply two people annoy each other
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#remember when we were all convinced this was like. an actual bug and that they were fr dancing#and not that this was a planned bit#man i miss being 14 and soooo stupid sometimes <3 it was fun as hell#i felt so high when this happened it was crazy#2015 was such a great year to be crazy in the phandom
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"average entertainment duo are best friends" factoid actually just statistical error. average entertainment duo are decent friends but mostly coworkers. dan howell and phil lester, who are tied together by the universe in every timeline, are outliers adn should not have been counted
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MORE HISTORICAL REVISION!!!!!!! when dan asked for questions for this video, he EXPLICITLY SAID "send me some dirty questions too as my channel is less pg than phils" like maybe he wasnt expecting it to be entirely horny lmao but he brought it on himself for the questions to be a bit dirty 😭😭😭
#dan blaming us for something he started fork found in kitchen#didnt the formspring post also have the same encouragement too like 😭😭😭
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phil saying he won that plushie for dan and dan being gagged he would just admit that on camera out of nowhere is sending me so bad
#SOOOO funny#dan going 'you WON ME this???' and phil not realising what dan was taking issue with in his phrasing#and going into detail about how yes he very much did win it at a claw machine#lmaoooo
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suing dan and phil for cutting out phil offering his paypal. come on guys.
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The Phandom feels like how I would imagine the pink pony club feels like
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December 21, 2009: “longest skype call ever :]” 🥺🥺💖💖💖
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