#batgang

[weewoow-20706030]

Bruce is the only member of the batfam that has no tolerance for spice. Dick grew up in a travelling circus, he has had food from all over the world. Jason grew up on the street, he ate what he could get. Tim's parents went all around the world, and had food and recipes from all around the world, whenever they were home Janet would make exotic meals. Damian grew up with Talia, he grew up on middle eastern food. But Bruce? He grew up on Alfred's British ass cooking, he thinks pepper has 'a little kick'.

[weewoow-20706030]

Damian: that is terrori-

Tim: SMALL! Small terrorism. Barely anything if you think about it.

Jason: You blew up bases across the world, I wouldn't call that small.

Tim: Well I would. So- suck it.

the batfam but dick never told anyone about tim’s violent rampage as red robin during bruce’s disappearance.

*in an argument* tim: at least i’m not as bloodthirsty and violent as you! jason: you literally killed so many people when bruce was missing tim! you crossed lines even i wouldn’t, so what’s that about???

*the whole room goes silent, everyone slowly turns their head towards jason as tim just glares at the floor. dick is sending a desperate “ABORT. STOP.” signal with his eyes while making a cut-throat motion with his hands, damian is staring at tim in absolute disbelief and bruce, who was reading the newspaper, just peers over the top with a strained smile and goes: “what lines did he cross, jason?”. chaos ensues.*

bonus: alfred just sipping tea while observing the whole shouting match from the kitchen. he won’t intrude, he’s been waiting for this to happen for a very, very long time.

[erinwantstowrite]

Wait, I can't remember; does batgang and co know when Peter's bday is?

nope, not yet! i'm kinda hoping for a little comment about that in the Friendsgiving chapter (mostly to have Damian realize that Peter is slightly older than him)

[vic-draws-sometimes]

Batman and Robin #35 robin rises part 1 spoilers

I'm sharing this here because none of my friends will listen to my comic rants anymore

The Justice League, aka Superman, Wonder Woman, Cyborg, Aquaman, Flash ans Green Lantern all participated to build Batman a Hellbat suit (Bing it) to go against big ennemies because he's the only one without powers and they wanted to protect him!

And they put a failsafe on it ... So that Batman can't take it out without their permission. Because of course he wanted to take it to Apokolips to go fight Darkseid alone.

Later he's destroying Damian's grave as a very normal grieving father thing to do and Superman comes down all like "hey I heard what happened, you ok buddy?"

And Batman very confidently says "yeah I was a bit out of it earlier, but I'm fine now"

And Superman looks at him, dark circles, stubbles and destroyed grave and all and concludes "okay :) call me if you need anything"

Superman.... Buddy... Context clues...

Anyway I just found this issue very funny despite the angst of the story, Batman is the smartest of them all simply by being the least stupid and I love every single one of them for it

And yeah the next page he goes down to the cave with his batgang and start the plan of bringing Damian back to life

[threeisq]

What's ur fav Carti leak or snippet? I Fw bando

Batgang

[heheshruberycollector]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITSSOSOFTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tired

[gotham-exclusive]

Steph: *breaks something expensive in the manor*

Tim: Steph, that vase was hundreds of years old!

Steph: Oh, thank goodness it wasn’t anything new.

[lustwithoutlore]

Dick: *On patrol with Bruce* if you like pIÑA COLADA’S~

Riddler: *Overhearing him* and gettin' caught in the rain

Bruce: *long sigh*

Dick: IF YOURE NOT INTO YOGA!!

Riddler: IF YOU HAVE HALF A BRAIN!

Dick: *Stares at Bruce*

Riddler: *Stares at Bruce*

Bruce: …If you like making love at midnight

Dick and the Riddler: IN THE DUNES ON THE CAPE~

[weewoow-20706030]

*Dick and Bernard taking Tim clothes shopping because he-in their words- 'needs a new wardrobe'*

Dick *leaving the change room in a turtle neck that was a few sizes too small, he flicks his sunnies down and gives Bernard finger guns*: whattdya think?

Bernard *jaw hanging open*: ...

Dick: haha, don't worry I'm not getting it... Sucks though, I wish they had it in my size.

Bernard *leaning over to Tim who had just come back from putting some clothes away* : I had no idea your brother was Nightwing.

Tim: what-

[chiroptaro]

I WANT THE BATS TO LAUGH MORE LET THEM HAVE JOKES!! LET THEM HAVE FUN!!!!

bruce's laugh has changed over the years. as a kid it was a frequent joyful laugh. he didn't laugh again till he got dick, and then it was a quiet chuckle. with jason it was less often, but still happened. he didnt laugh for a long time after jason. now he just smiles softly at his kids when he thinks theyre funny <3

batman has a wry little smirk that infuriates soo many people

brucie is always laughing loud, but others don't really pay attention to it except for eye rolls or a dirty look. at best a fake little titter and a hand on his arm. he just keeps laughing anyway

dick would giggle. like no doubt any age this guy is giggling.

jason has a full throw-your-head-back clutch-your-stomach belly laugh that has him panting afterwards (...don't think about how the first time he laughs like this again he stops out of breath and rubs his face with a palm and looks a little sad. don't think about how that first laugh isn't in front of the bats. and how it takes him years to laugh in front of them. and when he does at least one of them starts crying. dont think about it) anyways

cass has a snorting laugh argue with a brick wall she means everything to me

tim has a "ha!" idc how else to explain it its just ha! funny! but not in a passive aggressive way

steph has a loud contagious laugh that makes other people look over and smile even if they have no idea why she's laughing

damian visibly tries to hide a smile when he finds something genuinely funny. maybe he covers his mouth with his hand maybe he just twists his mouth up but everyone can tell he's smiling

duke has a silent laugh. perhaps a squeaky one. but his laugh always includes a huge smile stretching his cheeks

[thehellbatbg]

The Crush

Steph: Damian has a crush on me.

Ivan: *Laughs like a maniac*

Steph: I'm for real.

Ivan: Oh, I hope so. It'd be funnier that way!

[hellboi4hollywoodmixtape]

Punk sus lookn

[p1xel-1mp]

Well I suppose if you gonna force me...

The ones I’ve had for the longest, in order of how old they are:

• Art; what can I say? It’s my main personality trait and has been as far back as I can remember.

• Cartoons; as a kid, we had a decent sized collection of dvds that we kept in one of those massive dvd holder things. So while most kids my age grew up on disney channel or nickelodeon, which I did too, I was mainly raised on the classics. Bugs bunny, daffy duck, tweety bird and pretty much all the looney tunes characters, chip and dale, ducktales (that one kind of scared me when i was young? Idk why) old school disney (I remeber we had bambi on bluray), but most of all, tom and jerry. A strong love of cartoons and animation in general has kind of been there my whole life.

• Folklore & mythology; ever since I was little, I loved fairytales and all the stories my mum and her family and friends would tell about brazillian folklore like the Curupira or the Mapinguari. As I got older and learnt that other cultures and places all had their own folktales and mythologies, my childhood fasination grew to include them too.

• Comics; my grandma would always send me and my sister comics, the main two ones were Turma da Monica and Luluzinha, in order for us to practice reading Portuguese. Not kidding or exaggerating or anything, we read them so much that most of them literally ended up distergrating. Eventually it was just a pile of loose pages and covers, half of which were ripped.

• Dragons; All the different kinds from the traditional beast with four legs two wings and fire breathing, to their depiction in most asian countries as spirits with longer, more snake-like bodies and mesoamerican gods described as “feathered serpants“ and all the others I haven’t yet mentioned. How To Train Your Dragon unlocked something in 8 yr old me. I would love to elaborate more but I very much will derail this whole thing.

First ones:

• Pretty much all the ones I’ve said

• I was OBSSESED with Diego and Dora the explorer from infant until like, seven i think? I thinkba part of it was the fact she was also South American.

• Yes I was a horse girl until I was like 12 or 13, yes I made my obssession with horses a decent chunk of my personality, no you do not get to make fun. My dad’s family lived in a rural area and had horses when he grew up, my uncle and his partner still own some. Plus I watched Spirit. I was a kid and I thought it was pretty cool and I will not apologise for that.

• I really liked fairies and mermaids and unicorns (magic horses), they were the subject of most of my picture books and made up games and stories. I’d ask my parents to tell me a “made up“ bedtime story (as opposed to one from a book) except I was in charge of pretty much every decision and would tell them exactly who was in it and what was gonna happen. They always included faries, mermaids and unicorns. Always.

Current

• I’ve gotten pretty into fashion the last year or so, especially alt fashion. Idk I think the culture and history around it is super interesting and I love the values that come with it. Its really good for self expression which I had trouble figuring out before. It’s really helped me come into my own.

• In that same vein, alt subcultures in general, especially punk.

• As for fandoms I kind of drift in and out of them, but dc, especially batman and friendstm (the batgang?), has been a consistant staple since what? 2021?

• Oh and I’ve gotten One Piece recently which is fun

• History; Especially ancient history because modern history is more about political figures whereas I like learning about all the different cultures of the past, some of my favourites that we’ve learnt abt is the rock and roll (which was the first ever subculture btw) phenomenon of the teenagers in the 1950s and the danes (the ’vikings’).

Which ones shaped me the most:

Idk, I think they all kind of contributed to who I turned out to be.

I’ve been thinking lately abt hyperfixations and how they come and go, how they change with you as you grow and discover yourself. So to all my ✨darling mutuals✨ and anyone who sees this and wants to share:

What is your oldest/longest lasting hyperfixation/s?

What are your first ones (that you remember ofc) vs your current ones?

And even if you don’t engage with it as much anymore, which one/s helped shape you the most to who you’ve become?

No pressure or anything tho, this is just for fun and my love of listening to people gush abt things that they find interesting or make them happy. Make it as wordy or short as you want <3

@s0lace-1n-s0l1tude @bananaede @avogadrostoast6022 @maggot-sperm

[thaalumni]

Smoking My Own Shit Only!

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[heyxhyacinth]

tim drake wholeheartedly saw his chance and took it when he changed his code name to 'red robin' and all the meme worthy content that came with it.

[on patrol]

any member of the batfam being cornered by bad guys: RED ROBIN!

tim leaping outta the shadows and kicking a bad guy in the face: YUUM