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genuinely fucking horrifying to try and be more mindful about your plastic consumption

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when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

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hi, i feel alone and i want attention

...and love

...and kisses

...and maybe hugs

...and please stay with me until i fall asleep

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the fact cranberry bogs are in wisconsin and not new england makes me so fucking mad

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what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years

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It's not, like, the biggest example of media where you had to be there to really get it, but I feel like André the Giant's turn as Fezzik in The Princess Bride loses something if you didn't experience the sheer weirdness of him being arguably the most famous professional wrestler in the world at the time. Like, this isn't a case of a retired wrestler transitioning into acting years later – the dude literally headlined at WrestleMania III the same year The Princess Bride hit theatres. The contrast between his wrestling persona and his character in the film was intensely surreal.

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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soulmates

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If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

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still thinking of this melanistic garter i saw (confirmed by others who know much more about snakes than me) (not an eastern racer (in behavior or body)) (keeled scales) (in an area where garters are abundant and overwinter, basking around other garters) (me and a field herp had to argue with some photographer for 20 minutes) the inside of her mouth was even a very dark red!

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Estrogen saved my life I think

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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

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you ever see someone so coked-up on adulthood that they've replaced every shred of interiority with a regurgitation of normative power structures

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Brennan Lee Mulligan arguing for the primal nature of morality on Ep. 40’s Fireside Chat is one of the funniest and realest things I’ve ever heard. He once again put into words what I have been trying to say for what feels like forever.

EDIT: No, I actually need to quote this out for myself.

“One of the things that happens a lot in philisophy that is, I think, a point of failure, potentially, in it, is that philosophy contains a lot of formal logic studies, and there’s a degree to want to sort of explicate, logically, everything, and go like, ‘What are the reasons and rationalities behind all of this?” But I think ignoring the primal origins of morality- You don’t need- If you watch someone kick a small animal, you don’t need an explanation for why that’s bad. It’s a first- It’s a primary thing, right? And you get into weird positions when you’re like, ‘I believe that humans should have good- be flourish and be happy, and have safety and joy!’ And someone can literally just go ‘Why? To what end? To what end should they have joy?’ And you’re like ‘Not to what end. I’m saying this is the end for me. The end for me is joy and safety and peace.’ And I get to say that because I’m a weird brain monster living in the universe and I can create meaning with my mind. You’re doing the same thing right now, but I just choose joy. Are you choosing something else? Because if you are, then we’re in conflict!” -Brennan Lee Mulligan, “Fireside Chat for WWW ep40 ‘Aid and Comfort’”

Choose joy, motherfucker! If you’re not, we’re in conflict!!!

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CHAPPELL ROAN

Performing "Pink Pony Club" at the 67th Annual GRAMMY Awards