#this is so fucking stupid I’m so sorry

[thedanoriddler]

Oh???

Harris-Riddler was not the political team up I envisioned this year but they have my vote 💚

[valeovalairs]

Arthur: Quiet, I want to watch the vice presidential debate.

Shilo,: The what

Grefgore: My prince I believe he wants to watch two politicians debate on national television

Emizel: why tf do you care

Arthur: I find it amusing

Governor Walz: -my shotgun was in my car so I could pheasant hunt after football practice

Shilo: *clutching pickles and visibly shaken, there are tears in his eyes*

Shilo: they hunt pheasants?

Grefgore: I believe that is what he said, my prince

[bratdykebarbie]

me, drunk on $1 long islands, cramming mozzarella sticks into my mouth: “Yooooooo uhhh can I get some fuckin. uhhh some chicken tendies? And some more of these cheese sticks? Oh and uhh y’all got any girls to rail me until I see god?”

waitress: “…Ma’am this is an Applebees”

me, yelling: “ABBY?? HER NAME IS ABBY? THATS CUTE TELL HER IM SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE”

and that, my precious grandchildren, is how nana got banned from every casual dining establishment in the metro area

[neferrious]

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[royaltea000]

[stress relief doodle] just wanted to let you guys know that he’s always had those stupid tassels dw

[heirloommtomatoes]

the way kaladin is like. the only character who gets an arc relating to overcoming his prejudices but it’s…him overcoming his “prejudices” against lighteyes…like huh……?

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Had a friend recently tell me a funny idea for a couples’ shirt combo

[pixlatedvampire]

It’s been ten years since I finished a drawing so please enjoy these two idiots I drew all the way back in 2021 😭🤣

[vinnyandthephenomena]

my friend told me tim looks like morrissey

[andromedaexile]

Taking hits of TNG season 4, episode 11 everyday.

[mika-you-nerd]

Duality of man

Trust me I am super normal about this guy

[nyaskitten]

And if I said most of Garmadon’s designs ranged from okay to awful, what then?

[mavenbeeee]

i know everyone is praising ify for how he’s playing this season and i do think he is slaying but some of his moves kinda bother me😭😭😭i didn’t like how he took all the drug juice i feel like brennan obviously had a plan for how that was gonna work with persimmon dead AND everyone would’ve got a cool moment with the drugs but he kinda just took it :/ obviously it worked out and it did lead to that convo w liv and russell but idk i felt like jacob in that moment and i’m not even playing LMAO like i would rather have just seen what brennan was gonna do and got to see how everyone was gonna take it

[killerandhealerqueen]

You know, when I go on instagram and read comments about Logan (idk why I do that it’s safer on tumblr for the most part), they always say he was a shit driver but it’s like…none of them want to acknowledge the fact that he was driving a SHITTY car made with parts from the previous year, making it heavier AND he didn’t have the same upgrades as Alex. He was making the best of a shitty situation. I don’t think anybody could have done better than him in that car, honestly. But it’s always easier to blame the driver rather than blame the team, right?

[real-skel]

We are so fucking back