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sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart
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Kill, bang, marry. Mario, Luigi, Bowser.
bang bowser
marry luigi
kill mario
rationale:

i will not elaborate any further
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Describe an ideal cock and balls?
good mid size, fits nicely in the hand
not too long, not too girthy
sizable head, sturdy base
the balls, obliterated of course. that’s the perfect pair.

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Y’all don’t wanna die y’all need to get fingered real good
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Cumming is so fun #dontkillyourself
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