#this is canon i was regulus

[alloffandoms]

13yr old Sirius telling 13yr old James that his "sister was absolutely out of limits" about 12yr old pre-transition Regulus.

15yr old James telling a very angry 15yr old Sirius that, in his defense, he had said his sister was out of limits, not his brother.

[auntiejohn]

I think people that say that sirius completely hated regulus are only children because if you have a sibling, especially a younger sibling you would understand more that sibling relationships are so complicated and idk about anyone else but I truly don't think I could ever hate my baby sister

[del-stars]

sorry but i kind of want regulus who was more like 'thank god that loud fucking bitch got out of here & now i'm an only child. when can i have his room'

[mydeadgaywizards]

marauders “hear me out” cake except it’s just everyone putting fleamont and effie while james dies in the background

[pearlynia]

Sirius: *yelling insults while running*

Regulus: *chasing with an axe looking murderous*

James looking at them from the window: uhmmmmm

Remus: should we help..?

Lily looks up from her book: oh no they'll be fine. It's a normal sibling thing to do, you guys wouldn't understand.

Remus:

James:

James: what are they fighting about again?

Lily: Regulus ate the last cookie so Sirius ate his book

Remus: I'm glad I don't have any siblings

[redadidassneakers]

No but James would wear Calvin Klein boxers and Remus would wear fuck boy pajama pants without shirts on and the Black brothers would be practically dead every. single. time.

[mentallyillastrophelfreak]

what if trans!regulus always found it seriously difficult to make friends even as a kid, until one day, he decides to be better in his senior year and his first ever best friend is remus, and then he asks james a favor and james confirms that their friends now?

Regulus: I really appreciate your help out there.

James: No problem. It's what friends are for, right?

Regulus: ......

Regulus: Right.

*LATER*

Regulus: *smiling widely* Remus! I've made another friend!

Remus: *smiles back* That's amazing, Reg. I'm really happy for you.

Regulus: His name is James. He's very nice.

Remus: *chuckles* 'Course he is.

*THAT NIGHT*

Remus: Love, Reg made another friend.

Sirius: Really? Who had the power to tame my brother?

Remus: James, apparently.

Sirius: *blinks* Oh.

Remus: *chuckles* Oh.

Remus: By the way, we need to buy him a new binder.

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

marauders era, incorrect quote

James: did you have to stab him?

Regulus: you weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

James: what did he say?

Regulus: what are you going to do? Stab me?

James:

Sirius, nodding: that’s fair

[caspervi]

Nothing like drawing starchaser while hearing Phoebe Bridgers the entire time

[fiasco95]

The Black sisters being the overprotective and feral older sisters to Regulus.

Andromeda: I’m sorry to Sirius but the moment we saw that Potter boy—

Bellatrix: We knew—

Narcissa: —that we wanted him for our Reg.

The black sisters nodding and agreeing,

James: Yes. I thought so too.

Andromeda:

Bellatrix:

Narcissa:

James:

Bonus

Sirius: What’s going on here?? Why was I not invited??

Sirius:

Sirius, pointing at James: Better yet, why are you here???

Regulus: What in the ever loving fuck?

[reallyrandombigurl]

People who hate all the slytherins/barty/peter are so wild to me

Like??? What do you mean you hate them because they're awful people???? What wild fanfiction have you been reading???

Ohhhh it's that one by that lady named Joanne, isn't it?

Yeah, I hate that one, it's not at all canon compliant and those are the type that I normally like, plus why did she force all the characters who are canonically queer to be straight????

[curiouslymyown]

early jegulus

Regulus: shut up potter

James: make me ;)

Regulus: *panic*

[soup-of-the-daisies]

obnoxiously loud marauders fanon is turning me into a snape stan actually and i’m a snape-bullied-harry-for-no-reason truther. what do you mean regulus is the poor badass morally grey meow meow with an horrible family life who got pushed into voldemort’s violent little cult through societal pressure but was secretly a good guy all along? hello? that’s literally severus snape put some respect on our dungeon bat’s name

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

If you’re a Regulus Black apologist get the fuck out. What I’m hearing is you- YOU are suggesting that that man has something to apologise for? Regulus is so babygirl and has done nothing wrong that we need to forgive him for in his entire life. So kindly unfollow me please and GET OU-

[bebyebeeh]

regulus: just tell that Remus guy that you like him already!

sirius: I can't, he doesn't like me back and he'll just laugh at me

regulus: I'm sure he won't! and if he makes fun of you I'll kill him!

sirius: awn Reggie that's so cute I didn't know you cared about me so much that's so soft of you

regulus: ...I take it back I hope you get rejected

[pearlynia]

Canon is so scary like what do you mean Sirius black spent more time Azkaban than with his friends

What do you mean the marauders didn't live happily ever after with their lovers

What do you mean Sirius and Regulus never fixed their relationship and died thinking one hated the other

What do you mean Peter wasn't the cool uncle who bakes cake for Harry and Luna

What do you mean Lily Evans wasn't a swiftie and will never know who Taylor Swift is

Like, WHAT DO YOU MEAN??